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Romance / Re: BREAKING: Actor Ninalowo, Wife Go Separate Ways by togifon: 12:02pm On Sep 01, 2023
Wodu89:



Once Nigerian women get financial independence they become monsters. This guy sure loved this woman to the second heavens
u dey assume dats wat happened here or u know

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Romance / Re: BREAKING: Actor Ninalowo, Wife Go Separate Ways by togifon: 12:01pm On Sep 01, 2023
Isnt that that yoruba guy wen dey always raise body like say him na demi god

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Celebrities / Re: Bob Risky Shows Off His New Bentley by togifon: 2:30am On Sep 01, 2023
Botragelad:

Did you actually go through the nonsense you typed?

grin
Crime / Re: Nigerians Relocating To The Uk, End Up With No Job Promised by togifon: 2:15am On Sep 01, 2023
epondudu:
I even wonder how Nigerians are easily scammed with job promises abroad.
Upon all the suffering and scamming in Naija, the world headquarters of brains. Well, it takes a fool nothing to deceive an idiot
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Inside life
Health / Re: Concern About Possible HIV/AIDS Transmission From Barber's Clipper by togifon: 12:41am On Sep 01, 2023
Yea u have hiv, sorry carl
Travel / Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by togifon: 8:59pm On Aug 31, 2023
SAMBARRY:
indolent mofo.yawning at 6.15 pm and it's not as if you're up to 60 tongue

😴😴
Travel / Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by togifon: 8:28pm On Aug 31, 2023
ukaface:

Where are you?
where are u
Travel / Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by togifon: 6:12pm On Aug 31, 2023
SAMBARRY:
yeah because you're an illiterate.awon ti school Na scam.if to say you read book now you go know wetin perverted means,it will not make you star struck tongue
yawn uncle wen go school, awon ti
Travel / Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by togifon: 5:10pm On Aug 31, 2023
ukaface:


Omo
I paid ooo
come n take me out, i want to check something
Travel / Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by togifon: 5:09pm On Aug 31, 2023
SAMBARRY:
lol why are you this perverted
see English, pele ohh, uncle verted

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Travel / Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by togifon: 3:41pm On Aug 31, 2023
starpower:
You want to refund.
i want to ask d person something

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Travel / Re: My Crazy Story In A Tanzania Prison by togifon: 3:40pm On Aug 31, 2023
Anitatunde:
I travelled to Tanzania in 2018, in search of greener pastures, greener than The green in Nigerias flag. I was skilled and versatile in cosmetics and beauty products in general. So the plan was to establish a multi million dollar cosmetics firm, far away in a country called Tanzania.

I took multi layers of loans from different micro finance banks, friends and relatives. I was able to gather almost 30 million naira. I applied for a Tanzanian visa and it was out in days. I travelled the following week to east Africa with big plans and big dreams. It was a tourist visa, the plan here is to get a working permit so as to establish my dream firm without slowing down.

Little did I know that trouble awaits me in the future. I was able to get a contact of an immigration officer who will help facilitate the transition from tourist to a working visa. I paid over 1200 in USD. In less than 1 week, I had all necessary doc needed in setting up my business. Everything was going on smoothly, business was thriving. I easily made over 2million naira in pure profit in 3 months.

One morning, government officials came to my building requesting for my license and stuff, I smiled while feeding them with all the documentations and licenses. Little did I know that day will be the last day I will be seeing the company I have built up from scratch.

When the officers imputed my details on there system, it showed that all my documents were forged and not authentic. I was handcuffed immediately and sent to their cell, while my case is been arranged for court. After some days, I was sent to court, to cut the long story short, I was charged with forgery, unlicensed production of goods and over stay in Tanzania, I got a 2 year sentence.

Typing…
n d people u borrowed money from how far
Travel / Re: My Trip To Marrakech-morocco by togifon: 3:35pm On Aug 31, 2023
Who pay?

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Romance / Re: Why Do Married Men Do This? by togifon: 12:18pm On Aug 31, 2023
Animegirl:
I don't understand men at all. Before you guys get married, you always seem to love women with thick bodies, even ending up with them. But after marriage, you all want slim girls to be your side chics. Why is that?
a lady wen young n thick is attractive, but as dey start to age dey become fat with porportion that isn't sexy

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Crime / Re: Five Stowaways Arrested On Lagos Vessel by togifon: 12:17pm On Aug 31, 2023
Sorry
Agriculture / Re: Rice Mills In Nigeria Closedown After India’s Ban On Rice Exports by togifon: 11:52am On Aug 31, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Why are Nigerian Youths not interested in farming.

Every of our AI and technology are all about money collection and transfers. Why are there no developments in farming and food technology? Nothing in medical sciences and Electricity generation.

We should concentrate less on singing and dancing to solving our existential problems.
u can start n face Nigeria production wahala
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Unveils Security Outfit by togifon: 11:21am On Aug 31, 2023
The green 1 or the white one 🤔
Health / Re: Weeds Overrun Lagos Health Centre, Residents Seek Intervention by togifon: 8:35am On Aug 31, 2023
Na t0 smoke am grin

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I've Been Practicing 3d Design As A Hobby, And Was Advised To Post Them Here... by togifon: 7:33am On Aug 31, 2023
Nice

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Celebrities / Re: Bob Risky Shows Off His New Bentley by togifon: 12:34pm On Aug 30, 2023
Botragelad:

So you think a cross dresser will go to hell if they don't repent, eh? That's a load of bollocks, mate. First of all, who are you to judge what someone wears or how they express themselves? That's none of your business.

Second of all, where do you get your idea of hell from? The Bible? Well, the Bible also says that you shouldn't wear clothes made of two different kinds of material. So unless you're wearing 100% cotton or wool, you're also going to hell. How do you like them apples? Third of all, even if there is a hell, I doubt that God cares about what people wear. God is supposed to be loving and merciful, not petty and vindictive. Maybe God is a cross dresser too, who knows? Maybe God wears a dress on Mondays, a suit on Tuesdays, and a kilt on Wednesdays. Maybe God likes to mix and match. Maybe God has a sense of humour and style. Maybe you should lighten up and stop being such a prat. Haha!
we all going to hell

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