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JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

Your department is either Nutrition and Dietetics or Food Science and Technology.

Qtsnow:
I have a Samsung Laptop i want to sell, the battery is bad and charging port always shaking, every other thing works fine.
offer me a price

Whats your number so I can call?

I need a very neat and functioning Thermocool, LG, Hisense or Scanfrost Brand Chest freezer (200-300 litres).

If you have any available, please quote me with the pictures. Thanks

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@the bolded above....

*They said we are the poverty capital of the world.
Our President decided that we should just close our poverty stricken borders to the outside world so that we can manage on our own.
Suddenly, scarcity hits Benin republic, Togo, Niger. Demonstration hits Ghana. Vietnam, Thailand and other envoys all came calling.*
*Their economy depends on our poverty.
They are begging the most corrupt nation on Earth to do business with them.
They have no buyers for their commodity. In our neighbors domain, scarcity have hit them hard.*

[b]It turned out they need us more than we need them. We have all it takes to stand alone as a nation.
All we need is a plan and a willing leader.
God bless Nigeria[/quote]You sound like a confused person.

WiszyFraud:
Don't be shy... drop that acct details jorhh.

Hungry man

Use the money to help yourself. You're in desperate need of it.

WiszyFraud:
bro... just because you're broke doesn't mean everyone else on Nairaland is in your condition...I could feed you from today 11-02-2021 to december 31.

If you want prove drop your acct details. God fit use me change your broke life..

Lol. We know your type..

opeyemiolawale:
Yea. Any finding so far?

None yet. No clue whatsoever

dapyd1:
Hi guys,

A whatsapp group has been created for those who have passed the KPMG Assessment Centre (AC) regardless of unit.

Please any enquiry about test, essay, documentation and AC can be answered by the previous pages of this thread, or better still the 2015 thread here. https://www.nairaland.com/2097634/kpmg-graduate-trainee-aptitude-test

You can also post further questions on the thread, it will be answered.

Thanks as we comply.

To join the group, please quote this message and drop your number.

09022011373

WiszyFraud:
#1 SIMP in Nigeria...


Your gay partner just left you for Gh

This simp has endorsements with very distinguished brands and is cashing out big time.


With your "Alpha maleness", of what use are you in the society?

opeyemiolawale:
Please who has done paystack video interview before? Any idea what to expect?

For product specialist role? Currently have a video interview for the role too

Dhxy:
Any one gotten a call from custodian ?

Did you?

Nuttella:
I dont blame them, blame the Nigerian economy, left us hanging for over a year, will they try this shenanigans in a saner country?

Which Nigerian economy? The economy stopped the at least communicating with applicants for almost 1 year.

Are pwc and deloitte not their counterparts also?

Kingsbridge:
lol, may your spite not run dry keep spitting, she has already denied anyone buying her the car, other investment she did in the moon that she never speak of? But she rushed to show off cars she got from anonymous investment she had with you. You don't have a mentality to even spit at so your not worth my time. Financial anonymous announcer continue

Why are you taking her matter so personal?

Someone that doesn't even know you exist?

I wonder how you guys do this sometimes?

Pouring out your bile and frustrations on someone that doesn't know of your existence.

Bro, she's not the cause of your failure in life.

Channel your bad energy into something productive.

Be successful so that people would even think you're ritualist.

Bigdre31:
is the fone by any chance available ?

No. It has been sold

Mike213:
CLEARANCE SALES

Freezer available for sale in its carton. Price - 50k non negotiable. Location - isheri osun Isolo. Call/WhatsApp 0815 1 3 8 9 9 15

The stabilizer is going for 10k. KVA is 1500 last non - negotiable!! All in its nylon and carton

Generator going for 80k.Non Negotiable!!

Receipts are available

Whats the size and brand name of the freezer?

Bryteosas:
I just got a mail guys....

What was the content of the mail?

Donnievhee:
Why the need for CV and passport again?...isn't it to see how good enough you look to know if you look presentable to the prospective customers?

Just saying tho..

Most company's do this.

Especially the big 4. They ask for some documents that you had earlier provided. So its nothing new really.

Passport photo to know how good enough one looks? Haba!!

Donnievhee:
I'm still trying to figure out the relevance. I'm also beginning to think this is marketing inclined.

I don't think so.

Interviews always come after AC so this isn't different.

Donnievhee:
Who else got a mail from Custodian today to upload updated CV and passport photograph?

I did

Donnievhee:
Nice one..any other first batch here..19th

And how was it like in your second batch AC?

Went pretty well

andermike:
It seems it’s only you that got that mail o

I got the mail too

stacyadams:
Currently in alagbado

Around that abuse egba side?

stacyadams:
fifteen K ,80 gb Hard disk, ,2GB ram,Acer 5050 model,battery an hour plus

Where do you stay?

stacyadams:
SA

Specifications and price?

stacyadams:
SA

Specifications and price?

What are the specifications and price?

kenzysmith:
when she still dey act I need to know she fine when she done mature I come dey wonder wetin happen to her she no fine again fact

Dem no teach you how to use comma and full stop in a sentence?

Donnievhee:
Thanks man

Any other one who did AC yesterday. Let's connect

I did on the 19th. The 2nd batch

Opeyemi5:
ONEPLUS 7 PRO Blue 8GB+256GB
> Dual sim
>Mint.
> phone only
> 180K
>Rating 9/10.

Are you open for a swap?

1Alex:
what's your location?

Ojo, Lagos

Still up for grabs

Very neatly used Samsung galaxy note 8 for sale (with free original pouch).

Dual SIM
6gb/64gb
95k only

In perfect condition (no dent, crack, ink stain).

Chat me up on 09022011373 if interested