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Politics / Re: Bill Seeking To Unban Use Of Tinted-Glass Pass Second Reading In Senate. by tolex34(m): 5:17pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Hope the NPF won't arrest guys & gurls with tinted eye Glasses. Na so I dey go 1 sunday afternoon na hin 1 policeman stop me. Police: Where is ur license and registration. Me: I show am. Police: Come open ur booth, Me: I open am. Police: This ur car is tinted o Me: Come, wetin dey dere Police: Na bag Me: dat means u can see thru so no wahala me Police: okay, just drop sometin for ur bois youngest millionaire Me: (For my mind borrow borrow car) Oga nothin for u. They are just foolish |
Politics / Re: 2,500 ACN Members Defect To PDP In Kwara by tolex34(m): 11:14am On Apr 26, 2013 |
I don Port O x2 I don Port to PDP PDP- Power to the ACN's |
Politics / Re: Reps Want Perimeter Fencing Of Nigerian Borders by tolex34(m): 11:04am On Apr 26, 2013 |
It seems like business is not moving for one of the reps making blocks, he wants to use border fencing to move on. #God dey |
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Smash Kidnap Syndicate And Arrest 6 by tolex34(m): 10:37am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Is Nigeria Really Unsafe? 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Me, Mama G And Bob Manuel Udokwu by tolex34(m): 2:12am On Apr 26, 2013 |
cyril83: akproko! Wetin those idiots be,malian,ivorian or ghanian?..... U be FOOL. Just because of one person u r referring to 170m people (Nigerians) as useless. Dem put Nationality tag for head abi. |
Celebrities / Re: Me, Mama G And Bob Manuel Udokwu by tolex34(m): 9:33pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
cyril83: Nigerians are so useless.....what's the meaning of all these?wetin concern Nigerians uselessness with OP's 18th century pishure. |
Politics / Re: Dire Consequences In Niger-Delta If Jonathan Is Not Re-elected - Presidency by tolex34(m): 9:28pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
Na Wash 3 Likes |
Education / Students Write What Might Be Last UTME by tolex34(m): 4:24am On Apr 25, 2013 |
There are high expectations from the over 1.5 million candidates who will troop to the over 3,100 examination centres to write what could be the last Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) in the history of Nigerian education, this Saturday, April 27. If the Oronsaye report, which advocates that the powers of the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board (JAMB) be divested and universities be solely charged with candidates’ entrance exams, these students will make an unprecedented mark in JAMB’s 36-year-old history. Recall that the House of Representatives, on Tuesday, directed the Board to suspend its newly introduced computer-based test (CBT) for the 2013 UTME scheduled to have held on Saturday, April 20. Instead, the lawmakers asked JAMB to revert to its paper and pencil-based examinations, citing inadequate sensitisation and preparation, as well as lack of necessary infrastructure in secondary schools as reasons for arriving at the decision. To this end, the House equally summoned the Minister of Education, Professor Rukayyatu Rufa’i and the Registrar of JAMB, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, to provide explanations on what it tagged, “policy somersault” in view of the CBT introduced by the board. Students writing exam To ensure a hitch-free exam, the Board has enlisted the services of security operatives such as Civil Defense Corps, the Police and some private security operatives, while some independent watch groups made up of Vice- Chancellors, Rectors, Provosts, among others, would be on hand to monitor events. With over 122 universities, Vanguard Learning got a mixture of responses when the candidates revealed that they are ready to go to any length to ensure that they are among those who are considered for the limited admission spaces into institutions of learning. Chiyere Ijioma is reading extra hard and has embarked on reading till daybreak to ensure that she scores high points. “Everything is behind me and my studies have taken center- place because I don’t want to cheat to pass.” Idowu Oreoluwa who wants to study Food Science and Technology and is in favour of scrapping the exam body, failing UTME doesn’t mean the person is not intelligent. “I am preparing very hard by attending lessons and reading on my own because I passed my WAEC and really want to be admitted this time around.” For Firminus Idenyi, who opined that scrapping UTME would put financially handicapped students in a disadvantaged position said; “Preparations are being taken seriously to ensure that I gain admission this year. I don’t intend to cheat because the consequences are dire and I don’t want to waste all my family has spent on my education.” For Bukola King, a second timer, perfecting her timing would mean being a step closer to gaining admission this year. “I would improve on all the subjects I did last year. Though I’m prepared, and my plan is to improve on my timing as I didn’t finish the questions last year and that affected my aggregate score.” Calling on students to shun all forms of exam malpractice, a tutorial center coordinator, Mr. Joseph Ajibola, urged them to put in their best and be hopeful for admission. “The truth is that it is not all students tat sit for the exams are offered admission, but hope is not lost as those that can afford it can go to neighbouring countries to further their education. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/students-write-what-might-be-last-utme/ |
Politics / Re: Senate Opens Debate On Renaming UNILAG Moshood Abiola University by tolex34(m): 3:40am On Apr 25, 2013 |
moshoodn: UNILAG is under fire...Just because of you(MOSHOOD) |
Family / If You Get Tattoos, So Will We, Obama Tells Daughters by tolex34(m): 10:29pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
WASHINGTON (AFP) – US President Barack Obama has a unique strategy for keeping his daughters from getting tattoos: threatening to get the same design, along with his wife, and turning it into a family YouTube moment. “What we’ve said to the girls is: ‘If you guys ever decide that you’re going to get a tattoo, then mommy and me will get the exact same tattoo, in the same place,” Obama explained on NBC’s “Today” show on Wednesday. “And we’ll go on YouTube and show it off as a family tattoo,” he said. “Our thinking is that it might dissuade them from thinking that somehow that’s a good way to rebel.” Obama and his wife Michelle have two daughters: Malia, 14, and Sasha, 11. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/if-you-get-tattoos-so-will-we-obama-tells-daughters/ |
Politics / Driver Involved In Head-on Collision With Gov. Okorocha’s Car Unknown by tolex34(m): 1:33am On Apr 24, 2013 |
OWERRI — The identity and whereabouts of the Mercedes Benz 200 saloon car driver that allegedly rammed into the staff car of Imo State governor, Chief Rochas Okorocha, has remained a mystery. Imo State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Mohammed Katsina, did not help matter, yesterday, when he was asked to give details of the road traffic crash involving Chief Okorocha and the Mercedes Benz driver. Mr. Katsina only reaffirmed that there was a head-on collision between the governor’s staff car and a yellow Mercedes Benz 200 flat booth, adding that the driver did not sustain any injury. The Imo police boss, however, failed to say if the driver of the said Mercedes Benz car was arrested at any point and if he was still in their custody or not. “The police is investigating the incident and when we are through with it, the public would be informed of our findings,” the police commissioner said. Vanguard recalls that Governor Okorocha, who is now receiving medical attention in a London hospital, was involved in a road traffic crash last Friday, along the ever busy Owerri-Orlu federal highway. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/driver-involved-in-head-on-collision-with-gov-okorochas-car-unknown/ |
Nairaland / General / Ibadan Fire: N500m Property Lost – Council Bosst by tolex34(m): 12:39am On Apr 24, 2013 |
IBADAN — Residents of Omitowoju area of Ibadan where there was a fire outbreak, Monday night, have been counting their losses. Many houses and shops were burnt in the incident but there was no casualty. When Vanguard visited the scene ,Tuesday, thousands of sympathisers thronged the area complaining about the carelessness of the driver of the fuel tanker that emptied its 33,000 litres of fuel on the road. Many traders who spoke with Vanguard pleaded with Governor Abiola Ajimobi to come to their aid as they had lost their hard-earned livelihood to the fire incident. The Caretaker Chairman of Ibadan North West Local Government Area, Mr. Wasiu Olatunbosun, said over N500 million worth of property was lost in the incident. According to him, over 70 houses and shops were razed. He blamed the incident on negligence on the part of the tanker driver, adding that the fire was so serious that he had to call on a company nearby to assist in putting it out. Things burnt included deep freezers, beverages, tailoring materials among others. He disclosed that the fuel had contaminated the water supply and electricity. To prevent the affected residents from drinking polluted water, he said an order had been given for a tanker of drinkable water to be stationed in the area for the people. One of the affected traders, Mrs. Aminat Afolabi, said: “I lost over N600, 000 worth of goods to the fire. What came to my mind was how to survive with those very vulnerable ones under me including my child. I join my people to appeal to the government not to abandon us in this terrible moment.” Another shop owner, Mrs. Ajoke Joel, said she lost property worth millions of naira. Vanguard also gathered that a new Toyota Camry car which the owner was showing to his friends was burnt. Some government officials were seen taking down the names of the affected traders, yesterday. A building burning after a fuel-laden tanker caught fire on Atowoda Street at Inalende in Ibadan, Monday night. Photo: Dare Fasube.
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Health / LSBTS Canvasses Voluntary Blood Donation by tolex34(m): 12:28am On Apr 24, 2013 |
Lagos State Blood Transfusion Services, LSBTS, has called on Lagosians to develop the culture of voluntary blood donation with a view to closing the gap in blood supply. Speaking at a voluntary blood donation program- me organised by the agency in collaboration with Four Square Gospel Church, spokesperson of the agency, Mr. Solomon Eka, noted that there was need for Lagosians to increase the pace of voluntary blood donation for those in need of it for survival. According to him, “blood is a scarce resource which makes it necessary for blood banks to continuously source for safe and adequate blood to meet the growing needs of the patients.” http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/lsbts-canvasses-voluntary-blood-donation/ |
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Dating Jim Iyke? Oh No! Nadia You Can Do Better. (pics) by tolex34(m): 10:05pm On Apr 21, 2013 |
tinnymerit: nollywood + Gollywood=?Akpako nacking |
Travel / Re: How Much Is Ghana From Mile 2 Please? by tolex34(m): 3:32am On Apr 21, 2013 |
pechiko: pls how much is ABC transport luxury bus from lagos to Abuja? Depends on time you move with them Express 5k9 Sleeper 6k2 Express Night 5k1 |
Travel / Re: What You Must Know About Trips To Malaysia by tolex34(m): 12:28am On Apr 19, 2013 |
Nope |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by tolex34(m): 11:38pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
The guy looks like a Ghost in the first pics |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Think Am Handsome by tolex34(m): 11:36pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
kunletiwoo: Lol... Funny Dude! Anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholderBeholder sef go fear 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Atiku Customise Shoes As Campaign Souvenir Ahead Of 2015 (picture) by tolex34(m): 8:51pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
baynix: Atiku Don Carry Shoe Come Yanfu Yanfu!! E go tell us say e no get socks and shoe lace. Its not over until it is over |
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s 8 Most Over Exposed Celebrities - Who Agrees? by tolex34(m): 8:17pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Koolking: The list is not complete without Karen Igho...wait ooo is she even a celeb or a party freak? She will definitely be seen at my 4years old cousin's party next week. Lol, just put sometin carpet in the I.V and u'll see her |
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s 8 Most Over Exposed Celebrities - Who Agrees? by tolex34(m): 8:12pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Rossikk: Nigeria's 8 most over-exposed/overhyped celebrities? You are the one over hyping her. If U fit copy and paste her name 8 times, how she no go dey on 1 yeye list. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Childhood Songs We Missed Their Correct Lyrics by tolex34(m): 7:44pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Seriously lafin here, adaobi don suffer sha 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Nicki Minaj Battles “beats By Dre”, Introduces “wire-less Pink-pill”speakers by tolex34(m): 3:05pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Nicki Minaj wants to prove to the world that she isn’t all about her hot lyrics and sexy body, the female rapper also proves that she is also a force to reckon with in the business world. She’s now going to be a hot competition with famous headphone makers “Beats by Dre” after the of an all-pink wireless pill speaker. The rapper has no intention of slowing down, she’s out to grab every cent she can both on the music scene and business world. She recently just signed a huge deal with “American Idol,” and here she is again with another huge investment project.
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Computers / Computer Village Generates $2bn Annually To Economy - Minister by tolex34(m): 1:29pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Lagos- The Computer Village in Ikeja, Lagos, generates about two billion dollars (N300 billion) to the economy annually, Mrs Omobola Johnson, Minister of Information and Communications Technology, has said. Johnson disclosed this at the Monthly Breakfast Meeting of the Nigerian-South Africa Chamber of Commerce on Thursday in Lagos. According to the minister, the revenues come mostly from the cloning of phones and the exploration all sorts of software applications. “I think I am the first ICT minister that has taken time to visit the place and we have seen that the operators have great skills. “The place consists of wonderful sets of youths who are generating employment for themselves, while inventing new ICT skills. “We have encouraged the operators to come out with local brands to support the growth of the economy,” the minister said. Johnson said that the ministry was working closely with the executives of the market association to ensure that the operators’ skills were harnessed to generate more revenues. She said that the ministry had plans to ensure that 60 per cent of rural dwellers had access to personal computers and the Internet by 2015. “We plan to empower the youths at the Computer Village to fulfill these targets and to create more jobs,” the minister said. (NAN) www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/computer-village-generates-2bn-annually-to-economy-minister/ |
Travel / What You Must Know About Trips To Malaysia by tolex34(m): 12:12pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
NIGERIANS who are intending to migrate to Malaysia for various reasons and those resident in Malaysia should become acquainted with the local rules and regulations that are bidding in Malaysia, in order not to fall into any kind of trouble. Nigeria’s laws and customs are quite different from Malaysia, and this makes it important that prior to migration, you have developed the mindset that is expected to make you freely interrelate with Malaysia’s laws and customs, as well as connecting with the Nigeria embassy in Kuala Lumpur about your trip for a better consular protection and updates concerning important safety and security information in cases of emergencies. Malaysia: It is important for you to understand a bit of Malaysia description as a multi-ethnic country, having Islam as her official religion, and is being practised by over 60 percent of the country’s population. Malaysia is the official language of the country, and although English Language is spoken widely, migrants could still avail themselves with the opportunity of having access to their official language (Malaysia) for easier inter-relations. Entry permit: You have to possess a passport that is valid for at least six months and upon entry, Malaysia immigration officials is mandated to place an entry stamp in your passport to specify your validity period of stay. Migrants generally are given a period of ninety days validity period of stay by Malaysia immigration officials, but since this is not a guarantee, you should endeavour to check the stamp in your passport quickly after you enter, to be certain of the expiration of your entry permit. Travellers to Malaysia are electronically fingerprinted on arrival, and again on departure. While in Malaysia, you should carry your passport which contains the Malaysian entry stamp and associated sticker with you at all times. Eastern Malaysia: To be able to travel into the eastern Malaysian states will require that you declare your passport to immigration authorities because these parts of Malaysia have their own immigration authorities who will determine if you can enter and for how long. It is very important for you to be mindful of the period of stay that is allotted to you in order not to exceed it. Over staying your visa validity: You would be detained by Malaysian immigration authorities if you overstay your permit. The Malaysia immigration authorities routinely detain foreigners who overstay their social visit visas and once you are detected, a fine or detention and legal proceedings may be imposed upon you. In view of the foregoing herein, you should check your visa status periodically, and follow immigration laws and regulations strictly to avoid any unnecessary form of detention in connection with overstay of visa by the Malaysia immigration officials. Detentions may last from a few hours to several weeks, or more, depending upon the nature of the violation, pending a formal hearing. Safety and security threats: It is imperative in this case, that you register your presence and itinerary in Malaysia with the Nigeria embassy as soon as you enter Malaysia. This will enable you receive updated safety and security information that will guide you through your stay in Malaysia and also be notified in cases of any possible attacks from any extremists groups. The Nigeria embassy also is mandated to draw your attention to the risks surrounding travels to the eastern islands and coastal regions of the state of Sabah, Malaysia. Of particular concern are resorts (and transportation to and from them) in isolated areas. If you visit these areas you should exercise caution, remain alert to your surroundings, and use good personal security measures. www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/what-you-must-know-about-trips-to-malaysia/ |
Travel / Re: How Much Is Ghana From Mile 2 Please? by tolex34(m): 7:10am On Apr 18, 2013 |
Dats for the card. The amount is for to alone or might be a little bit lesser and something around 130 cedis(#10k) from ghana. |
Travel / Re: How Much Is Ghana From Mile 2 Please? by tolex34(m): 11:47pm On Apr 15, 2013 |
If u don't have the card u just pay for it like #200. The price should not be more than 11k |
Travel / Re: How Much Is Ghana From Mile 2 Please? by tolex34(m): 8:16pm On Apr 14, 2013 |
It depends on how you want to go about it. You can follow all dis transport companies like cross country, efex, ABC e.t.c or u can go on your by crossing borders urself and u pay @ d borders. Requirements- Passport or A valid ID card and a yellow fever card Amount depends on how you move |
Nairaland / General / Re: April Fool:Were You Fooled Today ? by tolex34(m): 5:54pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
History of April 1:April 1 is called FOOL day after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579, he did 105 business in his life time. He lost all his father's assets, & so everyone started calling him as father of d fools. At d age of 19 he married a 61 old woman. She divorced him after a year bcoz of his foolishness. He used to read all kind of fake stories Like u r doing now. Its a gr8 idea to fool u in April. See as you serious read am finish =D=))=)) =)) **** chaIiiii ooops akunamatata 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Funny Sayings by tolex34(m): 12:22am On Mar 26, 2013 |
FUNNY SAYINGS -You won use straw drink hot pap... #hospital go be ur new home. - You are above 30 and Davido is ur mentor... #u need serious deliverance. - You kneel down becoz u wan greet person for phone... #are u a learner?? - You carry screw driver go bank becoz u wan open account... #why u no carry hammer join?? - You hate azonto but u luv alingo... #u must be an alien. - It took me an hour to compose a music 4 u, you con reply wit "k"... #E be like say network no dey ur head. - You run go baff, wear ur finest dress, do make up, come spray perfume join am, on top say u wan skype... #God bless ur hustle. - You went to bed with a ruler just to know how long you slept... #Akpors na ur mentor - You no get shishi for account, u dey sing "Chop mai money" instead of "Mercies of the Lord"...#dats faith. - You wan do HIV TEST, u come dey find past questions... #U don dey madt abi? - China fone alarm no fit wake u up... #ur matter don go beyond physical. -U erase ur note 4rm ur book as Teacher de clean blackboard. *Speechless* -U see me dey shiver u con ask, are u cold? Nope idiot i set my self for vibrate mode ni -Afta u steal ur father last money, u dey go tel am sey dem dey ask 4 school fees.. -U dey slip untop ur wall clock...dem ask y?? U say u wan wake up On-time!....#u hv a problem o -U pour nutriC inside empty 5 alive pack u com dey pose wit it,u dey fool ur self -U wan pluk mango u first go touch am weda e ripe b4 u come down come stone am. dem fence ur brain abi? -You have been jilted by many bf/gf, still yet you are still saying.................if love is a crime, you want to be wanted. €€you are already in prison¥ -U wear nysc kit con dey find gun.... Na army u join? -Cos u hear say d world small,u won trek 4rm ur house go malaysia....#d weed u took z highly concentrated 4rm jamaica -U go spray perfume on ur body becos u wan snap pic......ar u a learner? -U go steal de wall clock of ur mosque or church cos dey say Gods time is de best....u must be a mumu -You dey read this page you no laugh ,you be witch be dat ooo -U no get moni 2 by stove u put 4 candle under ur pot say u won prepare joluf rice..........na there second cuming of jesus christ go meet u -because u hear scratch & win promo, you come dey waka up & down for street dey scratch your yansh dey expect say somebody go call you say you don win something, My brother your yansh go peel! - U dey middle of sea insyd boat n u r singn... Mami-water power, powerless power instead of reciting psalm 23... U b moses? -U get acident, u cary ur bb and update ur status to 'dieyin tinz'. Oga hell don dey do welcome party 4 u -U wan write WAEC english. u cun dey read A-LEVEL in English by DAME P. JONATHAN...... na expressway to G10 -U laminate your ATM card for safety. Are u a leaner? -U get civil defence case for commandant shem obafaiye command.. your phone go ring and the ring tone na 'oga at the top by dj ziggy'. e don be for u be dat -U be Senator n no sabi National Anthem, yet U follow D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ laff "Oga at d top". Election tribunal na ur next destination. - Keep it rolling... 1 Like |
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