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Webmasters › Re: Computer Age Is Doomed By Cyber War Virus by Tolexander: 3:57pm On May 13, 2017
nobaga:
Is Nigeria affected, does the Government experts know what is going on?

These criminals are demanding money to restore documents
All Nigeria government agency websites dey work before?

Na only Twitter handles belonging to Nigerian government agencies dey work!
Politics › Re: 2019: Inec To Register 5 New Parties (tribune) by Tolexander: 3:10pm On May 13, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Should I send you DM?
Ya, you are free bro.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Ruled For 6yrs, And Still No Good Roads In The East- Soludo by Tolexander: 3:09pm On May 13, 2017
Soludo made a lot of sense!
Politics › Re: 2019: Inec To Register 5 New Parties (tribune) by Tolexander: 3:01pm On May 13, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Great... You are welcome SIR if you really have the interest of Nigerians at heart.

However, I can discuss with you in private about the party and you will fall in love.

This is NOT PDP rebranded, this is a party for you, me and the poor woman in the village.
your mouth too sweet.

Ok, no problem!
Politics › Re: 2019: Inec To Register 5 New Parties (tribune) by Tolexander: 2:56pm On May 13, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
APDA has stronger structure than APC
That does not dispute the fact that both parties have no structure!

A dummy is more intelligent than an imbec¡le. But both are still not intelligent!
Politics › Re: 2019: Inec To Register 5 New Parties (tribune) by Tolexander: 2:52pm On May 13, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Fellow Nigerians, Please take note of the emboldened. It is the movement of Nigerians for Nigerians to bring productive service to Nigerians.



Lalasticlala Good afternoon Sir
Ya,

The movement of patriotic and intelligent Nigerians
Not the Nigerians after the national cake!
Politics › Re: 2019: Inec To Register 5 New Parties (tribune) by Tolexander: 2:49pm On May 13, 2017
Parties with no structure!
Sports › Re: Chelsea Fan Arrested For Stealing While Celebrating Premier League Win (photos) by Tolexander: 2:39pm On May 13, 2017
Na Chelsea fan now!

There is something I noticed;

There is always a reduction in "okada" accident anytime Chelsea FC is winning, most especially the season having Chelsea in great form.
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Did Not Break Guinness World Record’- Femi Kuti Finally Clarifies by Tolexander:
On that night if they had told me there was another record of 47 minutes 05 seconds, I would have broken it as well but no one knew of that record. It was because it was Kenny G’s record that came up when we made an internet search. I was only 38 seconds away from the current world record; I stopped playing when everyone assured me that I was in 46 minutes and I went another extra 32 seconds to be sure that everyone’s time synchronised. So nobody was in doubt that I broke Kenny G’s record.
All the best bro!
Politics › Re: Okorocha Plotting To Install Uche Nwosu, Son-in-law As Successor –APC Chieftain by Tolexander:
No be the same Imo state wey Okorocha give him son in-law, Uche Nwosu, to hold on to the APC state primary ticket till he comes back from Abuja, after losing the presidential primary in 2014!
Health › Re: Nigerian Surgeon Removes Lady's Ovary Instead Of Her Appendix by Tolexander: 2:10pm On May 13, 2017
smellingmenses:
Son I don't have to exchange insults with you. I am off to civilised discourses. I am not responsible for your bitterness at the world.
who started the insult?

You don't need bolting. no be by force to post.

If he was sent to the UK to study through quota system, he finished the studies and became employed through the same quota system in the UK?

Na simple question I'm expecting you to answer.
Health › Re: Nigerian Surgeon Removes Lady's Ovary Instead Of Her Appendix by Tolexander:
smellingmenses:
Old man you never heard of commonwealth scholarship awarded based on quota system?.... You must be from the indomie generation son.
Ignoramus!

He was now employed after schooling in the UK based on quota system?
Health › Re: Nigerian Surgeon Removes Lady's Ovary Instead Of Her Appendix by Tolexander: 1:50pm On May 13, 2017
smellingmenses:
Iawal haruna... Quota system product. I am not surprised.
Youngman,
the incidence was reported to have happened in the UK.

UK uses quota system to employ?
Health › Re: Nigerian Surgeon Removes Lady's Ovary Instead Of Her Appendix by Tolexander:
Dr Haruna botched up two further operations mistaking a lump of fat for an appendix in one case and a skin tag for a harmful lump in another. Colleagues described the operations as poorly executed and ‘never events’. Haruna who claims to have 25 years experience later dismissed the incidents as ‘trifling errors’ and said the appendix and fallopian tubes were similar ‘worm-like structures which lie in a similar area.
trifling error, he said?

They could have removed his own head from the body also and claim it was a trifling error!

Moreover, what did he remove, the fallopian tube or ovary?
Celebrities › Re: See Kemen, Tuface And Thin Tall Tony All Decked In Black (photos) by Tolexander: 1:44pm On May 13, 2017
Why are they all in black? Who are they mourning?
Sports › Re: Chelsea EPL Win: Nigerian Fan Names New-born Child Antonio Moses by Tolexander: 12:32pm On May 13, 2017
Segadem:
is it because he left your club or may be he didn't join your club that warrants your grievances against new born baby? grin
lol!

Me na Manchester United supporter o, not Arsenal grin
Politics › Re: Letter By Chief Awolowo Requesting For An Education Loan From Chief Odutola by Tolexander: 12:30pm On May 13, 2017
See a well detailed request letter from the sage, requesting for fund to finance his education in UK and his family during the cause of being away for the course.

Whereas, some men during his time only borrowed to finance their parents' burial ceremony and squander the rest.
Sports › Re: Chelsea EPL Win: Nigerian Fan Names New-born Child Antonio Moses by Tolexander: 12:07pm On May 13, 2017
“This win is most significant for me because it is the first by Chelsea since I switched my supporter ship to the club from Arsenal FC.
Oh, na one of these people who doesn't know what the premier league trophy looks like after departing like over a dozen year ago
Sports › Re: Chelsea EPL Win: Nigerian Fan Names New-born Child Antonio Moses by Tolexander:
If the child starts being inconsistent in life like Chelsea FC, the father will start blaming the boy not knowing the cause is the nomenclature.
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Blasts Nigerians Criticizing Him For Wearing 'feminine' Designer Cloth by Tolexander: 11:25am On May 13, 2017
Why is he wearing feminine wear?
cos he needs attention, simple!
Celebrities › Re: Never Let Anyone Lie To You That The Devil Cannot Bless - Pst Biodun Fatoyinbo by Tolexander: 11:15am On May 13, 2017
Satan rules this world and has all the riches.

He even promised to make Jesus Christ rich when tempting him!
Travel › Re: Accident On Gombe-Kano Road Kills One, Injures Others (Graphic Photos) by Tolexander: 11:11am On May 13, 2017
OMG

nairalandas:
omg %ftc%
Something is wrong with you!
Politics › Re: Scattered Body Parts Of Suicide Bombers After Attack In Borno (Graphic Photos) by Tolexander: 10:54am On May 13, 2017
I guess they must now be regretting in hell for being so gullible to have believed the only surest place to fucck virgins is in heaven.
Sports › Re: Sad!! Paul Pogba ’s Father Dies At 79 by Tolexander: 10:52am On May 13, 2017
RIP Baba!

The gap between him and the junior Pogbas no be small o.

When the two brothers were spending most of the time talking during the Europa league Man United vs St Etienne match, I never knew they were discussing their father's health.
Culture › Re: Saudi Arabia Praises Oluwo Of Iwoland On Stance Against Idol Worshipping by Tolexander: 10:33am On May 13, 2017
Hypocrisy at its peak!

The same Saudi Arabian that has near zero tolerance to foreign religions apart from Sunni sect of Islam, now praising a "lost branch" (Oluwo) for embracing a religion alien to the palace.
Politics › Re: 30 Private Jets At Babangida's Daughter's Wedding: Nigerians React by Tolexander: 10:21am On May 13, 2017
imagine!

See Nigerian youths on Twitter catching fun and making jest of themselves and their fathers for not being part of the Nigerian "aristocrats" present at IBB's daughter's wedding. Forgetting that if the same IBB had not raped their fathers and them, they may likely be part of the dignitaries there.
Culture › Re: Origin Of The Word " Oyibo".. by Tolexander: 10:04am On May 13, 2017
Two different southern languages with the same logodaedaly from different etymology at different time.
Celebrities › Re: Caption This Photo Of 2face, Kanu Nwankwo & JJ Okocha Laughing So Hard by Tolexander: 9:47am On May 13, 2017
Tu Baba: I know say no be everybody sabi play ball
Arise o compatriots Nigeria call

Kanu & Okocha: ha ha haaa haaaa haaaaa
Politics › Re: Chibok Girls: FG Is Hiding Something From Us – Relative Claims by Tolexander: 9:39am On May 13, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
Very soon this whole drama will end and truth unfold
"bi iro ba lo loogun odun, ojo kan soso looto o ba"!

It takes less than a day for the truth to outpace the falsehood that has been journeying for more than 20years.
Politics › Re: TB Joshua Donates Food, N7m Cash As 150 Nigerian Deportees Storm Church by Tolexander: 9:35am On May 13, 2017
Dotwillis1:
i wonder what other Rich General overseers with private jets does for their members undecided
Busy slapping "witches for Christ" and being "otobolized"!
Politics › Re: TB Joshua Donates Food, N7m Cash As 150 Nigerian Deportees Storm Church by Tolexander: 9:32am On May 13, 2017
May God bless Pastor Temitope B. Joshua!
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode And Buhari’s Aide In Twitter War by Tolexander: 9:29am On May 13, 2017
NwamaziNwaAro:
sad
With the time Femi Fani Kayode spends on twitter criticizing people

I wonder the time he has to play daddy and baby-daddy to Aragorn and Precious respectively.



My heart goes out to that little boy being brought up in that dysfunctional home. Don't wonder how he became a psycho tomorrow.
Have you ever wondered where Aragon's half sisters and step mother are?

Femi Fani Kayode isn't a family man!

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