₦airaland Forum

mrpeter010:
Guys, i have this particular girl in my hood who have been coming to see me sometimes. I can play with every part of her including the puss!, i wanna buy condom and sample her but feeling shy, please help me with another name for condom thank you. Gold cycle is not needed.

Shey Gold car is needed?

Hope it is not one of the innocent pre-primary pupil you are smooching and fingering?

frankzone:
SR never gives up sha... maybe dem swear for them...

Sahara Bukola Reporters!

QueenOfNepal:
Union bank is Buhari bank



What will Buhari give his children in his WILL if this bank continue to share out buhari money for Haram shows

This is almost funny!

SMH!

The director of the outfit Khomeini Bukhari said Joshua, who defeated Ukrainian Wladimir Klitschko in 11 rounds at Wembley Stadium in April to unify the IBF, WBA and IBO titles, would also visit some royal fathers including the Ooni of Ife, Awujale of Ijebu and Oba of Lagos.

Anthony Joshua is a tribalist!

What has happened to the federal character?
Is he not told we apply federal character base on quota system in everything?

Even nairaland applies federal character in the number of tribe related contents moved to its homepage daily.

Baby MAMAing is a good business for media activity!

if not, how does it concern us this lady's admission into any school?
Of course, she isn't different from every other ladies offered admission.

good!

If na Nigerian military school this man, a northerner, graduated from with first class, certain people in the southern Nigeria will call it an award given due to quota system.

ladies and celebs!

fastgyal:
You're the most valid representation of stupidity.

What hole has this troglodyte crept from?

You had better shut that your silly fingers!

looking forward to the celebration of "otobolization" anniversary!

Make I throw them the "katapult of envy" and throw all form of jealousy!

Woh!!
Happy convocation to "Omo Aja"!

Tweeting with a cell phone in the cell?

Where else does one use a cell phone if not in the cell?

10eola:
EFCC tweeting in Pidgin

That is the language almost everyone for Nigeria go fit understand.

Ishilove:
Gerrarahere, mehn! If Kanu Nwankwo can be 36 then I can be 21!

Kanu Nwakwo actually claimed being born in 1976, hence 41years. Not 35years.

By Wale Odunsi on June 4, 2017

https://cdn1.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Osinbajo-504x269.jpg

The presidency has dismissed as smear campaign, allegations of nepotism and favouritism against Acting President Yemi Osinbajo.

The presidency was reacting to an article by one Dr. Ismaila Farouk, who cited the composition of the Presidential Advisory and Competitiveness Council, and key appointments like the chief executive officers of Bank of Industry and Pension Commission.

The article had also accused Osinbajo of ensuring that all his aides were either Yoruba or members of the Redeemed Christian Church of God. It compared him with former Vice President Atiku Abubakar who he said appointed his aides from other parts of the country.

Osinbajo was specifically accused of appointing Yoruba men, Mr. Funso Doherty as the Director-General of Pension Commission (PenCom), and Mr. Olukayode Pitan as Managing Director of Bank of Industry.

He was accused of appointing his brother in law, Mr. Olusegun Awolowo, who is the Executive Director/CEO, Nigerian Export Promotion Council, into the Presidential Advisory and Competitiveness Council.

The Acting President was also accused of appointing his deputy when he was the Pastor of RCCG, Banana Island, Lagos, Dr. Okechukwu Enelamah, who is minister of Trade, as the Vice Chairman of the Presidential Advisory and Competitiveness Council which he inaugurated in the Presidential Villa last Monday.

While further accusing him of strategising for 2019 with the hope that Buhari would be unable to contest, the article accused Osinbajo of filling the advisory council with either his kinsmen in the South-west or members of RCCG.

On the appointment of the Director-General of PenCom, a presidency source told Thisday that “There has been much talk about failure of government to replace the former Pencom Director General with someone from the same zone as hers. It is argued that this ran contrary to Section 21(2) of the Pension Reform Act 2014. However, that section only applies ‘in the event of a vacancy.’

“Indeed, in that case, the President shall appoint a replacement from the same geo-political zone of the immediate past member who vacated the office to complete the remaining tenure. This is to ensure that no geo-political zone loses out in the event of a removal and replacement of one particular member, when others from other zones remain in office.

However, where as in this case, the entire Board is dissolved and reconstituted, the question is not about replacement of any particular person from any particular geo-political zone. Rather, it is to ensure that in the newly reconstituted Board, every one of the six political zones is represented. The new appointees, covering all zones, are as follows: Ali Usman Ahmed (North East)- Chairman; Funso Doherty (South West) -Director General, Manasseh Terna Denga (North Central) -Commissioner; Abubakar Zaki Magawata (North West) – Commissioner; Ben Oviosu (South South) -Commissioner and Nyerere Ayim (South East) – Commissioner.

“Unfortunately, another controversy arose, following the slight alteration in the list earlier announced. The nominees have not taken office. So, thankfully, it is not a matter of vacancy this time. But why this alteration anyway?

“Unfortunately, the earlier announced appointment of Abdulrahman Dikko was found to be in error, as it ran contrary to Section 19 (5) of PRA 2014 which says that ‘the chairman and members of the PenCom Board shall not own controlling shares in any of the pension funds administrator or pension funds custodian prior to or during their tenure of office as chairman or members of the board.’

“It is not disputed that Dikko is currently a majority shareholder at Premium Pension Limited, one of the most prominent pension funds administrators in Nigeria today, hence the need to immediately rectify the error by moving him to a position for which he is clearly qualified. Dikko is now the appointed Chairman of the Bank of Industry Board”.

On the allegation that the acting president was strategising for 2019, the presidential source said politicking had never been a matter for contemplation by the vice-president, pointing out that he reluctantly accepted the offer to be vice-president, a reason which explains why he has never bothered to use his office to build a political structure for himself in his South-west zone.

On Enelamah, the source said contrary to the claim that Osinbajo brought the Minister of Trade and Investment into the government, the minister was actually nominated by the Chief of Staff to the President, Mr. Abba Kyari, whom he said had worked with Enelamah in the course of his private business before the advent of Buhari’s administration.

He also dismissed the allegation that the newly constituted advisory council was filled with Yoruba and RCCG members, explaining that Enelamah only became vice-chairman of the council by virtue of his office as Minister of Trade and Investment.

The source dismissed the allegation that the acting president travels to the South-west to attend his church with a retinue of his aides. He described it as a blatant lie, disclosing that the acting president funds his trips that have to do with visits to his church and Redemption Camp

http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/04/presidency-replies-allegation-osinbajo-appoints-yorubas-rccg-members/

realmindz:
The op has said it all, it depends on your ability to comprehend...

Young man, you would rather keep shut than this silly "follow follow".

What is the norms and ways of African proposal to a woman?

Where and what are the African ways?

uyiekpenn:
I find it very stupid and silly for a man to kneel before a woman all in the name of proposing. We are Africans and simply because we were colonized by the Europeans doesn't automatically make us Europeans. Why is it difficult for us to copy innovation and improve technologically but rather stupid customs that add no value to our existence as Africans?

This trend is becoming more rampant and it is beginning to destroy the core values and norms that makes us Africans. I'm not in anyway chauvinistic or a sexist but I believe a lot of people would agree with me that this is stupid.

Even having a phone, typing these in English language and posting on the internet is alien to Africa.

Internet, Phone, English language are all alien to Africa and part of Western innovation and discovery.

See the guys moustache like the sponge used for washing plate!

osigiepurr:
If you saw/watched that popular Christian movie "Agbaranla" in the late '90s and you thought the popular slang in the movie was "AYAMATANGA",

Sorry it wasn't"AYAMATANGA" but "I AM AT ANGER!".

Don't feel ashamed..

I didn't know myself until this evening.

not in the late '90s but mid '90s

sexybbstar:
Oba Asakasa is now a responsible alhaji

Omorapala ti overthrow!

too bad!

missnawty:
I dislike pictures Whr d camera man is showing .. It makes it less real.. Just look well at d pictures Ull c

Not where the camera is showing, but where you are seeing and want to see!

The main Elder that mislead Goodluck Jonathan and left Jonathan to continue to dwell in the town of "OYO".

Python giving blow j0b!

Eedi re o!

viickerz:
he still has that Hyundai car from headies !

congrats reaky baby..

the only real talent in Mavin records

Shey you want make he throw the Hyundai away ni abi make he give "Egbon Olamide" if he want the car?

DrGoodman:
Ritualists drinking blood again today.

mtchew!

Dem don come again o!

Abuja-based prophet, Wisdom Nnamdi Ezeigwe,
popularly called “Ojenanmuo” has advised Pres.
Buhari to come
back home and seek spiritual cleansing rather
thantravelling abroad intermittently to seek the
help of
medics who obviously do not possess answers to his
life’s major queries.

This one wan dupe Buhari!

He can be receiving medical treatment abroad and the pastor praying for him here. Or the pastor's spiritual treatment is geographically confined?

These people no dey finish!

TonyeBarcanista:
I know but for posterity sake

how far bro?

What about the response to the message I sent to you?

tollyboy5:
@ bolded keep deceiving yourself we know your thoughts you don't need to tell us or have you 4gotten that we are the smartest intelligent people in Nigeria . so every moves that would happen in future we know your possible step and we keep smiling @ the struggling larva

where is the bolded and who are the "we" and "us" personal pronoun used?