₦airaland Forum

sarrki:
You and other rogues in the shallowed chamber are the major problem

not forgetting the cabinet members also

Nice!

muykem:
Victory for war against corruption.

Nope!

Until the state governor, Abdulaziz Yari, is jailed for corruption.

Omo Lautech!

When will lautech students learn to respect "constituted Authority"?

CocaineSniffer:
na who dey _fuck this girl toto sef

She is still a virgin.

RIP

e dey happen wella!

Why won't there be rumours and different news concerning the life status of Mr President?

If the Presidency has been informing and updating the populace the state of Mr President's health, his rate of recuperation and how well he is responding to the treatment in hospital, no fake news or rumour will be taken seriously by Nigerians.

Is Buhari the cause of this?

With that heavy allocation being received by the Akwa Ibom state government, so no provision for the convenience and comfort of the pupils of basic education.

Our governors are worse than our President but nigerian structure seems to protect the governors and exposes the President.

some useless diplomatic posts sha!

More concerned with diplomatic posts in UN, UNICEF, FAO, WHO, UNESCO, WYO et al.

4everGrand:
Holy man, what have u to say about the Police Audit Team that found out the theft? Are they not part of the Nigerian Police Force?

You see, comment wisely next time ok? Think well before commenting.

I do not like the NPF one bit, but its only the Police that can cleanse the Police.

Over.

So obvious you just wanted to post!

Why must the arms be missing, not even misplaced but sold?

Every organization/agency has an auditing team, what is your fume about?
If the arms were safe, would the auditing agents find anything missing?

Apply your senses now!

Shey this guy dey sing before ni?

NLProblemChild:
Very hard especially. Chemistry and English..

why wouldn't the exam be very hard?
Instead of you reading your books, you were forming problem child on nairaland!

Nothing is safe in Nigerian Police Force custody, they can exchange anything for money.

The OP actually made sense

And some ushers and pastors aren't helping the matter.

One fine lady like that my friend purposely went to her church, CAC, because that's the only place he could see her.
The first time they met, the lady told my friend she wouldn't give him her phone number on their first meeting, but assured him another time would do. Though they had little discussion and he got to know where she worships.

My friend was in a haste to leave that church that day, he was not used to their kinda of lengthy service cos he attends the new generation church. He felt writing a short note with his phone number included would do.

He gave the note to the usher to help in giving the lady seated 2 seats to the front roll. The usher collected the letter and was going straight to the altar. instead of giving the note to the lady, he went to give the note to one of the Pastors.

The guy and the lady were summoned to the usher stand straight away at the back of the church and were rebuked for trying to fornicate.

Na so the "parol" stop o!

mykelmeezy:
if Ebola enter naija now

na 1 chance we go dey ooo

goodluck isnt president

God please oo

Fashola is a minister. so no shaking!

Deputy governor of Mugla province, Kamil Koten, told Turkey's state-run Anadolu news agency that the driver is among the dead and most of those killed were women.

saddens!

may we be protected and not die on our day.

Harrymig1:
Operation no touching body.

Nothing dey happen!

We still have our salt + water + Psalm and bitter Kola to fight ebola.

The man looks as if he is hanging out on the wall!

Lol!

Alfa Sule wants people who can travel to Canada to help in fighting Stephanie Otobo, that is why he is so passionate about praying for people to get Visa outta the country.

It is not easy to be "otobolized".

Agadsman:
Lol, the only reason why he was screaming was because the head of the snake is going close to his baby making machine.

He was so scared receiving a bl0w job from the snake.

How many pikin Obasanjo born self!

nice!

This weekend na "owanbe" weekend o!

Babangida daughter
Akinwunmi Adesina's father in-law
Senator Kyari's daughter.

Hope say the "owanbes" haven't made them forget where our President is and his condition!

Na people having something to do with economic management, personal or state, instead of attending the wedding in Minna!

Oh, Adesina Akinwunmi is the President of the African Development Bank, they need him more than Babangida.

Obasanjo can't be predicted!

Make we no allow them come participate again jare.

These people living in the horn of Africa and long distance race are like siamese twins!

Physical Geography definitely has a role in helping them.

Iyanya with a failed relationship with Yvonne Nelson, shading people with failed engagement!