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Romance › Re: Sex Can Be Much More Colourful, These Condoms Prove It! by Tolexander: 1:57pm On Jul 02, 2015
Make dem invent the condom that can detect 'magun'(thunderbolt)
Food › Re: Some Wedding Cakes You Won't Like!!!!!!!!!!!! by Tolexander: 12:48pm On Jul 02, 2015
The first cake means the bride has no head of husband ('iyawo yen ko Lori oko')
[Img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/2582726_divorce1_jpeg9638d250b78d50cdedeeecd2b4f9b49b[/img]
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Pastor Heals Mad Man On The Street (Photos) by Tolexander: 12:40pm On Jul 02, 2015
dollyinxx:
Are u sure those eyes have nt left u behind ?
na question?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Pastor Heals Mad Man On The Street (Photos) by Tolexander: 11:27am On Jul 02, 2015
Praise the lord!

But no evidence of a healed madman in the pictures shown.
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Brig. Gen. Adekunle During The Nigerian Civil War. by Tolexander: 11:18am On Jul 02, 2015
Akeke dudu, oko 'oju iku'!
Politics › Re: Who Got Swag With The Selfie Stick...President Obama Or Ex-President Obasanjo by Tolexander: 9:01am On Jul 02, 2015
baba held the stick like a lady trying to masturbateee with it.
Politics › Re: Facebook Opens First Office In Africa, And It Is Not In Nigeria by Tolexander: 8:46am On Jul 02, 2015
piicity:
Why can't you ask me what Dangote is using to power his own industry?
is Dangote a foreigner? Or are there no measures by government to help indigenous entrepreneurs?
Politics › Re: Facebook Opens First Office In Africa, And It Is Not In Nigeria by Tolexander: 8:42am On Jul 02, 2015
Orikinla:
With more than 67 million Nigerians on the internet and number 8 in the world and Facebook walks over Nigeria to open an office in South Africa.
http://www.internetlivestats.com/internet-users-by-country/

1 China 641,601,070 4% 24,021,070 1,393,783,836 0.59% 46.03% 19.24% 21.97%
2 United States 279,834,232 7% 17,754,869 322,583,006 0.79% 86.75% 4.45% 9.58%
3 India 243,198,922 14% 29,859,598 1,267,401,849 1.22% 19.19% 17.50% 8.33%
4 Japan 109,252,912 8% 7,668,535 126,999,808 -0.11% 86.03% 1.75% 3.74%
5 Brazil 107,822,831 7% 6,884,333 202,033,670 0.83% 53.37% 2.79% 3.69%
6 Russia 84,437,793 10% 7,494,536 142,467,651 -0.26% 59.27% 1.97% 2.89%
7 Germany 71,727,551 2% 1,525,829 82,652,256 -0.09% 86.78% 1.14% 2.46%
8 Nigeria 67,101,452 16% 9,365,590 178,516,904 2.82% 37.59% 2.46% 2.30%
9 United Kingdom 57,075,826 3% 1,574,653 63,489,234 0.56% 89.90% 0.88% 1.95%
10 France
this is someone's business heavily invested in.

Expect him to site his company where there will be maximum gain from less cost of production.
Politics › Re: Facebook Opens First Office In Africa, And It Is Not In Nigeria by Tolexander: 8:30am On Jul 02, 2015
piicity:
South Africa ko,i no trust them. THey might have bribed zukerberg with 10million$ so they can be a step ahead of Nigeria.Wasn't that what they did to FIFA
kpele o!

What will they used to power their service in Nigeria?
Politics › Re: Photos: Woman Steals Flat Screen TV, Puts It Between Her Legs And Walks Away by Tolexander: 7:12am On Jul 02, 2015
Weyrey re o!

Seems in between the legs of the woman is lies her strength and power.

In-between legs that could hide flat screen TV, only God knows how what fate will befall the prick trying to pass through it to the veegee.
Romance › Re: When You Want To Die For Love but she's not worth it (photo) by Tolexander: 6:56am On Jul 02, 2015
yahx:
Best way to die fro that lady who never appreciate your effort
why not committing suicide, climbing a pepper tree to the peak and jump down or drown in a bowl half-filled with water instead of this 'erekere'?
Romance › Re: Pastor Convicted For caressing Woman's Breast When She Was Sleeping Inside Plane by Tolexander: 9:33pm On Jul 01, 2015
mazeech:
I won't post that here, bro...it's disgusting, but it happened!
I beg you, please upload them.
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Doyin Okupe's Son Shows Off His Ripped Bod In A Messy Bedroom by Tolexander: 9:23pm On Jul 01, 2015
Na 6 packs be this abi mud pack?
Romance › Re: Pastor Convicted For caressing Woman's Breast When She Was Sleeping Inside Plane by Tolexander: 9:14pm On Jul 01, 2015
Clicked on the thread, expecting to see the pictures of the hands on experience the butts and books!

So disappointed!
Culture › Re: Google Apologises After Photos App Tags Black Couple As Gorillas by Tolexander: 8:30pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kessythegeek:
A New York based computer programmer was shocked when he spotted images of himself and a friend labelled in an album marked 'gorillas' by Google Photos automatic tagging service (as shown above). The software gathers images it thinks are similar into collections. Google has said it is 'appalled' and 'genuinely sorry' for the mistake and is now taking action to prevent similar errors happening again in the future.

imagine the nonsense cry
and none of the white couples could be mistakenly tagged gorrila!
Celebrities › Re: Is This Right , Just See How A Guy Seperates Two Ladies Fighting (see Photos} by Tolexander: 9:57pm On Jun 30, 2015
Opportunity comes but once!
Politics › Re: Was Pastor Osibanjo VP Truly Called By God? - Carzola by Tolexander: 8:42pm On Jun 30, 2015
carzola:
I dont want to say much... just ask a simple question
If vice president Osibanjo was truely called by God would he leave his duties on the alter to be a vice president?
Am pretty sure he has not held a micro phone to preach since his appointment as vp.
God still dwells in heaven, you can take a stroll to ask him.
Sports › Re: Probably The First National Team To Play Outside Africa (pics) by Tolexander: 7:44pm On Jun 30, 2015
Na lie!

Egyptian National team appeared as the first national team to appear in world cup, Italy, 1934.
Is Italy in Africa?

Moreover, so I'd been fooled all this while being told Nigeria players wore agbada to engage their English opponents throughout the tour.
Politics › Re: If This Is Jonathan’s Helipad Then Buhari’s Own Is Extremely Expensive (PHOTOS) by Tolexander:
carzola:
Immediate past President Goodluck Jonathan’s Helipad was pictured and from all indications President Muhammadu Buhari’s $500,000 worth Helipad must be far more expensive.
Former President Jonathan’s helipad was built for him in his Otuoke community by the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC)
A standard helipad it expected to measure 16m by 16m.
President Buhari has been heavily criticised for reports that emerged that the government was building a helipad for him in Daura, Katsina State.
It has been reported that the figure budgeted for the construction of the said helipad is up to $500,000.
However, it is unlikely that the facility will be so expensive.
Here is the helipad in Otuoke, Bayelsa State.
Link: http://www.thetrentonline.com/jonathans-helipad-buharis-helipad-far-expensive-photos/
This is nothing but a pure nonsense the OP has displayed!

You didn't give us the size of the proposed helipad in Daura, but you gave us the Speculated Figure budgeted for it.

The size of the helipad built by the NNDC in Otuoke was given, but failed to tell the amount spent to build it.

For proper and unbiase comparison to be done, the same info should be provided for the two projects.

Moreover, we all know that the cost for executing any contract would always be inflated beyond measure during the Jonathan and PDP administration. It won't be surprising getting to know that $1billion was actually allocated for building the helipad in Otuoke by NDDC.
Politics › Re: Helipad Was Also Built For GEJ by Tolexander: 7:03pm On Jun 30, 2015
Imagine how the helipad looking like a septic tank!
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Commences Salary Payment, Cuts Pay Of Political Office Holders by Tolexander: 6:50pm On Jun 30, 2015
Chubhie:
Abeg confirm am so I go PM you my account details.
chubhie man,
I no be civil servant for Osun o.

Aw u dey? long time.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Commences Salary Payment, Cuts Pay Of Political Office Holders by Tolexander: 6:11pm On Jun 30, 2015
I will still need to confirm the news.
Aregbesola is a scammer!

“However, we are glad to announce that we have commenced the process of paying for the balance of November and full December salary arrears for all our workers across the state and the process should be concluded by Friday, July 3rd, 2015
Politics › Re: Nigerians Tear Twitter Apart Over Mugabe Marriage Proposal To Barrack by Tolexander: 6:09pm On Jun 30, 2015
Millennium couple!
Politics › Re: Groups Clash Over Osun Judge’s Call For Aregbesola’s Impeachment by Tolexander: 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2015
A Judge must stay neutral and I don't think her constitution responsibility goes by that action she exhibited.
That is a function of the legislative not the judiciary IMO!
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Order Removal Of Ten Commandments Monument From State Capitol by Tolexander: 5:26pm On Jun 30, 2015
Some people will come to start shouting anti-christ!

As if the unsettlement in the world isn't majorly caused and fuelled by religions.
Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Carrying A Boy At The Market? by Tolexander: 10:52am On Jun 30, 2015
Political stunt!

Good governance and being prudent with the state allocation is better than this stunt.
Politics › Re: The Poorest State In Nigeria by Tolexander: 10:21am On Jun 30, 2015
FreeGlobe:
ngwa let aregbe do something as simple as paying salaries
like you doing something to change your gender and Monicker back.
Politics › Re: Unpaid Salaries Worsens HIV/AIDS Victims Condition In Osun by Tolexander: 8:43am On Jun 30, 2015
sinkhole:
Out of all the states owing salaries why is it only the state of Osun we always hear about?
he was enjoying media accolades while he was publicizing his propaganda, giving him a media disgrace isn't a bad thing!
Politics › Re: Has Aregbesola Paid? by Tolexander: 8:37am On Jun 30, 2015
felifeli:
Aregbesola promised to pay salaries by today end of June. Please gas he paid? My cousin says he has not received alert and he has come to ask me for money again
prepaid meter ni
Politics › Re: The Poorest State In Nigeria by Tolexander: 8:27pm On Jun 29, 2015
Utchgirl:
4get abt d payment of salary cos Aregbe is nt d 1st gov'nor 2 be owing his workers.


Bt d truth is dt Osun state is very poor. I hv lived dia and i hv seen tins wit my eyes.
may we hear your experience?
Politics › Re: The Poorest State In Nigeria by Tolexander: 6:30pm On Jun 29, 2015
Who are these people saying Osun is poor?

Aregbesola can attest to it, Osun State is relatively rich.

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