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Dark Zidane!

He now has a rest of mind. Had GEJ won the election, he wouldn't be sitting like this.

She is meant to be called HIPpopotamus!

Arungun omo(20 destroyer pikin)

Cutehector:
na u dash him papa money?

na part of our money stolen/given by/to his father.

Arungun omo (20 destroyer pikin)

We already know this.
Please, tell us something we don't know!

Why the security?

So Boko Haram won't follow them to Kano from Adamawa?

Michael Chukwuman is giant of a man. He can pull a car, cement bag using only his teeth.
I think he has the strongest jaws and neck in the country.
Watch the video and dont forget to leave a comment at the comment section below

the guy must probably be an IJAW by tribe or a native of NEKEDE or both!

Na lie!

sandave:
fu**k u. wat do u knw abt money making, just keep quit n get urself smth doing

pretty sure a monkey must have stolen the phone belonging to this monicker!

fubbyy:
I was watching a movie last night where a guy whom was wooing a girl for a very long time

The guy joined the girl's church just to get her,one day the guy ask the girl to pray for him that he had a nightmare last night,the girl wanted to pray over the phone but the guy declined,insisting they meet,the girl invited him over,she held his hands to pray for him,immediately the girl closed her eyes the guy kissed her(a deep one) and ran away,That's how the girl fell inlove with him

Its nollywood but I does happen,have you ever stolen a kiss from someone or have it stolen from you,how was it?

oh boy, don't go out to try that shit o,

I promise you you can earn a slap for it.

god must be crazy

For Argentine football, Maradona is greater,

For club football, Messi is greater!

See them disrespecting another nation's currency like they do to Naira!

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]It's a matter of choice. There are no rules guiding where a guy should ask a lady out. Some are comfortable with it and some aren't. It isn't a matter of right or wrong. It isn't an issue of morality.[/color]

u back bro?

How is ogugua?

Thought Asari Dokubo said the NDLVF has what it takes to subdue the haramites?

Why the fear then?

The man was delivered from this world and exalted to the heavenly places!

Rip man!

According to Dr Mutale, the woman, a Ms. Mwape, was referred to Luwingu District Hospital from Chikoyi rural health centre after she gave birth to something that looked like Brazilian hair.

oh boy,

This na business o!

Make I kidnap am, to be procreating the Brazilian hair annually

donholy28:
no light and una kill d snake... wow una get mind o...me sef go run but how was d meat?

snake meat dey everly make sense now.

E sweet die!

donholy28:
naaa I no fit come close to snake not to talk of eating the damn thing

reminds me of a bigger snake than this killed around the moremi statue in 2009, there was no light that night.
I was leaving in Awo annex then when a guy next room brought the snake to the hostel, we prepared the snake and ate it.

Hmmmm!

Imagine how the outsiders are celebrating our talents(Rashidi Yekini, Basketmouth) more than we do.

Well, a prophet is not without honor except among his people, town and relatives.

joseph1832:
Yes the Romance section. The section where juvenile puerile hormones fly uncontrollably, uninformed opinions is the other of the day, numb skulls believing they're Einstein, and not to forget, the only section where a few believe they're primus interparas.

Indeed, the Romance section is the very place. But alas! The Politics section has its own fare share of monikers. The political prostitute come political ventriloquist barcanista comes to mind. The carpetbaggers/vaudeville of pundits temitemi1, OREMUSSANCTUS, mogidi, whynotthetruth and not to forget the economic chichododos INTROVERT and ECOTERRORS and all those who pose as senseless opposition to the government of PMB and the APC!.

We shouldn't forget the monikers who played vital role in sending mediocrity and cluelessness back to Otuoke. Omenka, Demdem, Midolian, Tolexander, and of course the political prostitute come political ventriloquist barcanista A.K.A the protectionist crusader who sold his soul for N2.50K and all progressive minded monikers. .

Na joke I dey oh. Lol.

bro mi, this your oyinbo too heavy for me o.
Aw u dey jare?

No be ds Lola Aloa carry her friend, Bisi go give Dino Melaye to fork, Dino naw denying the pregnancy.

So e don tey wey Dino and Bukola Saraki don dey this business!

Hmmmm!
Senators of like mind indeed!

Nice!

But what is content in the green bottle before them, looks like 'pakurumo' and 'koboko'

None of them!

opiaoku:

ogogoro na bastard!

opiaoku:
ok

ogogoro na bastard!

opiaoku:
Just like your father drank today

another effect of ogogoro!

opiaoku:
if you have a kunu sipping monkey gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla mumuhamado Buhari expect noting but terrorism because

Buhari is a terrorist - Elrufai

ogogoro is a bastard!

Though it is early to label the administration a failure, but the administration has to understand the time is going.
We should have been seeing the effects of the change being craved for.

Make dem post am go Borno jare!