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Celebrities › Re: I Will Disgrace Those Who Want To Succeed Me By Force - Pastor E.A Adeboye Vows by Tolexander: 4:20pm On May 13, 2013
Baba e rora o!

a ki i gbo buburu ni enu abo re o!
Culture › Re: Facts About Ibadan People. by Tolexander: 4:14pm On May 13, 2013
Na lie!
These are ridiculously ludicrous!

The only thing i know that is common among their pupil is carrying concoction to school with their water bottles!
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress Juliet Ibrahim Shows Off Cute Son by Tolexander:
Cute baby!

Does anyone know the baby's paternal status?
Sports › Re: Okagbare Jumps 7.14m At Diamond League In Qatar by Tolexander: 3:52pm On May 13, 2013
Nice trial!

It will be good if she can keep up with this and transform the real stuff she is made of in the next olympic!

And not fade up like the olosoji fasuba and co!
Politics › Re: 2015: Jonathan, A Risk To PDP –kaita by Tolexander: 3:45pm On May 13, 2013
This is a calamity looming!

JONATHAN, a risk to PDP!

PDP, a risk to Nigeria!

These are double risk mehn!
Politics › Re: FG Can’t Fight Terrorism Alone…this Is War Says Falana by Tolexander: 3:14pm On May 13, 2013
“There is a war everywhere;
that is why as Nigerians, we
cannot afford to leave the
Federal Government to fight
this war; they cannot,” he said.
but we can afford to leave the federal government to massacre #4billion food alone!


He said, “A lot of money was
budget for security and
defence this year, what has
happened to the fund if by
the middle of May you
haven’t passed the budget?

It is tantamount to shedding
crocodile tears if we simply
express regret anytime
policemen or soldiers are
killed when we didn’t armed
them, when we didn’t
sufficiently equip them.
have they been able to implement the #4billion aso rock feeding allowance for this year?
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright Spotted Without Makeup. by Tolexander: 2:46pm On May 13, 2013
Larrey: U̶̲̥̅̊ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch film oooo wey U̶̲̥̅̊ sabi yomi fabiyi
he was the major actor in igi aruwe and that is the film that projected him to limelight!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Plans Shipyard To Boost Maritime Sector by Tolexander: 8:35pm On May 12, 2013
The OP and propaganda seem to be synonymous!

Everything is always future tense. I have never seen any past tense.
GEJ plans this, GEJ plans that. When will he stop planning these white elephant projects?
Politics › Re: FG Opens Negotiation With Nasarawa Militia Group Over Police Officers Still Held by Tolexander: 8:28pm On May 12, 2013
I can smell amnesty on its way
Politics › Re: Jonathan Faces More Internal Struggle by Tolexander: 7:35pm On May 12, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: By the way, what makes you think GEJ will not secure PDP primary ticket for 2015 election? In case you dont know, the ticket is ALREADY in the bag for GEJ. It appears you were in DEEP SLUMBER when the battle was raging? The battle for PDP presidential primary ticket raged when the position of the PDP chairman and PDP BOT was at stake. The battle has now ENDED, with both positions in the bag for GEJ core loyalists. The ONLY battle remaining, as far as election is concerned, is in the general election. So Mr ACN, you better wake up to the REALITY on ground
your comedy is now outweighing that of baba sala and nkem owoh combined!

Have the PDP done their primary election before daydreaming the presidential ticket in his bag?

I can really see the ticket in GEJ's scrotal bag!
Politics › Re: South-East Governors Meet Over 2015 by Tolexander: 3:33pm On May 12, 2013
At the meeting were Governors
Peter Obi (Anambra), Martin
Elechi (Ebonyi), Theordore Orji
(Abia), Sullivan Chime (Enugu)
and Deputy Governor of Imo
state, Eze Mmadumere.
why did they have to put Rochas Okorocha on the bench for the match wey these players wanna play?
Politics › Re: Jonathan Faces More Internal Struggle by Tolexander: 2:35pm On May 12, 2013
Yawa don gas for akpabio be dat!

He should be expecting his state's jet grounded!
Education › Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Tolexander: 2:07pm On May 12, 2013
sentix: When I was in primary 2, I engaged in a rocking horse war with a class made ended up breaking 48 panes of glass and got suspended for a week.

As that was not enough I did not tell anybody at home that I was suspended. Once my dad dropped me at the school gate I will wait till his car disappears and then I will roam the staff quarters of oau from road 7, 10, 11, 24 till closing time and will come back to the school gate.

The scheme worked until Friday when my dad came early and went to see my teacher only to be told I was under suspension.

THE BEATING NO GET PART 2!!!
was it staff school you attended? Cos i attended pearl preparatory school!
Nairaland General › Re: Is Our Birthday,celebrate With Us Nairalanders. by Tolexander: 2:00pm On May 12, 2013
dominique: Lols, you no serious @ all grin. How will all those peeps go take share that agege bread cake naa.
my sister! With God, all things are possible!

They are just 60 celebrants. Didn't you hear that Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and the bread still remained some baskets?

My sister build the faith mehn!
Education › Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Tolexander: 1:06pm On May 12, 2013
yuzedo: 1. I use to lign op behind gals and be press my mon-kee on deir bum bum tongue
na mummy full your own primary school? cos na wetin i do for secondary school be dat!

I remember when we got to primary 5, we guys gat mirror each to have a view of what pant our classmates(gurls) wore!
GOD HAVE MERCY COS I HAVE REPENTED BY MATURITY
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright Spotted Without Makeup. by Tolexander: 12:50pm On May 12, 2013
Yeah, uh
huh, you know what it is
Black and yellow!
Black and yellow!!
Black and yellow!!!
Black and yellow!!!!
Kudos to Wiz Khalifa.

Exactly what you gat when you put a coca cola beside a fanta or a mirinda beside a pepsi
Nairaland General › Re: Is Our Birthday,celebrate With Us Nairalanders. by Tolexander: 12:38pm On May 12, 2013
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[color=crimson] a big happy birthday too,God will make us bigger than we are now,llnp friends,enjoy your day friends.[/color]
[color=crimson][size=18pt] AMEN![/color]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ALL!
Have this token of love below from me![/size]

Celebrities › Re: My Fiancee Is Not Beautiful - Yomi Casual Diff Btw Real Wife/red Carpet Wife by Tolexander: 12:25pm On May 12, 2013
We met one fateful day
while it was raining. She
helped me with an umbrella
and that was how we met.
the way couple meet nowadays seems to be funny and bizarre and only God knows!

You hear a couple saying they met while mistakenly entering a female toilet for a male toilet.


I still don’t know. She is not a
very beautiful girl.
thank God!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

Monkey no fine, but him mama like am!
TV/Movies › Re: Have You Cried When Watching A Movie? by Tolexander:
windows8: Amargedon and hotel rwanda made me cry back then, I smiled after that though and taught about the whole tin again.
what about sometime in April?
Politics › Re: Buhari Warns FG Over Anarchy by Tolexander: 12:03pm On May 12, 2013
“They promised to give the
nation credible elections; they
couldn’t deliver. They promised
to fight corruption, they couldn’t
deliver. They promised to stop
insurgence and they couldn’t
deliver.”
imagine the above!

So it is just the #4billion food they are able to deliver into their water closets through their digestive systems!

SMH!
TV/Movies › Re: Have You Cried When Watching A Movie? by Tolexander: 11:50am On May 12, 2013
Sure!
By reflex, had 2 drops of tear dripped before realising i was watching these films.

Moremi by Duro Ladipo

Iru Esin by Ebun Oloyede

Aye by Yekinni Ajileye!
Nairaland General › Re: Most Recent Picture Of Oluwaseun Osewa Of Nairaland by Tolexander: 6:54am On May 12, 2013
good4all: This is one of the most recent picture of the young man behind one of most populous african forum site, nairaland Oluwaseun Osewa
10. Don't expose the identity or
post pictures
of any Nairaland
member without his/her
consent.
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander: 8:35pm On May 11, 2013
Ikenna351: but if i were you, i would make use of the immunity you have now: No one insults you or your tribe and get away with it, as long as you dont insult back. All i need from you is to quote the post and it will be taken care of. I would advice every members am following to make use of this priviledge/immunity while it last.
Really?
Never knew this!

I will prefer you continue to follow me like goodness and mercy then!
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Tonto Dikeh VS Yvonne Nelson by Tolexander: 8:21pm On May 11, 2013
[size=18pt]IYANYA HAS THE ANSWER AT HIS BACULLUM![/size]
Celebrities › Re: The Nigerian Stars Who Are Nominated For Ghana Music Awards by Tolexander: 7:29pm On May 11, 2013
Nigerian singers have again
shown their dominance in Africa
music. This was evident as pop
stars D’banj, Iyanya, P-Square,
Davido, Flavour, Wizkid were all
nominated for African artiste of
the year at Vodafone Ghana
Music Awards.
the 3 emboldened artistes shouldn't expect anything good from the ghanian's Nazareth!

Iyanya went after Yelvon Nelson's waist, got it and dump her for our own tonto dickeh.

Wizkid gave Ghanian azonto's possession away to nigeria by teaching Chris Brown. Chris Brown now publicizing it to be nigerian dance.

P square were invited as an international artistes to Ghanian concert and paid correct bail while their local artistes were paid a chicken change many fractions below that given to the Okoye brothers.
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander: 7:12pm On May 11, 2013
Afam4eva: Pls, if you can't learn to address me properly next time, it's better you don't seek my attention. Thanks.
i no fit laff here o!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson - Exclusive Interview by Tolexander: 7:03pm On May 11, 2013
angel TI: ^u got me laughin. MJ, am apy for u bt I sincerely hop d husband snatchin allegations r false
who is MJ!
The only MJ acknowledged is Michael Jackson, another MJ is a counterfeit ma!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson - Exclusive Interview by Tolexander: 5:47pm On May 11, 2013
She talked
about her new home in Ajah,
most romantic thing her
hubby has ever done for her,
how they met and the
controversy surrounding their
wedding and why she chose
to put to bed in the States
[size=18pt]BOBO![/size]

as if that is not the ultimate sole reason why she was hell bent on marrying okooloko!
Politics › Re: They Tricked Us Into Fighting Igbos During Civil War" - Middle Belt by Tolexander: 5:25pm On May 11, 2013
Nigeria is now becoming a joke.
Interesting seeing different mushroom groups creating nuisance everyday thinking they are talking.

Yakubu Gowon, a northerner who was the president of nigeria tricked his fellow northerners to fight their enemy!
This is interesting!

Na so these people go talk to win the ndigbo's vote.
Politics › Re: All Is Fair In War And Love?by Mazi Chike Chidolue by Tolexander(op): 4:55pm On May 11, 2013

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