When I was in primary 2, I engaged in a rocking horse war with a class made ended up breaking 48 panes of glass and got suspended for a week.

As that was not enough I did not tell anybody at home that I was suspended. Once my dad dropped me at the school gate I will wait till his car disappears and then I will roam the staff quarters of oau from road 7, 10, 11, 24 till closing time and will come back to the school gate.

The scheme worked until Friday when my dad came early and went to see my teacher only to be told I was under suspension.

THE BEATING NO GET PART 2!!!

BabaAlabi:
Was this in banana Iceland??

No bro, buy den banana eye land was just a seed. Just peni.s ula but now it have mature to be f.ool island of banana. Tenk.

mikeyhernadez: I've always been a good Boy

who cares

yuzedo: 1. I use to lign op behind gals and be press my mon-kee on deir bum bum

na mummy full your own primary school? cos na wetin i do for secondary school be dat!

I remember when we got to primary 5, we guys gat mirror each to have a view of what pant our classmates(gurls) wore!
GOD HAVE MERCY COS I HAVE REPENTED BY MATURITY

Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

So hilarious! I like the sharp guy. You think you are wise, but he shows he is wiser.

Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

mehn! nigga u started enjoying @ age 7. Funny story tho!

I been dey die for the most brilliant guy in my class then..Kai the guy fine no be small.If him ask me for Boro then,my punnany go dey act funny ;Dsince am not the only one trying to get his ever divided attention,so I end up jealous.Fast forward now we are all grown and out of the Uni,anytime we cross path,I can't help but smile.He would just smile back,and I know his kind of smile...

Too young to remember what my primary school days was like. Graduated at the age of 9 or there about.

Seun can you please stop the rules from showing up when We want to make new post? I hate seeing it bro.

I no believe you jor. If na true u be bad pikin cos u they go spy mum n dad on bed!!!

Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

BANGA SOUP: who cares

Mr egusi BANGA soap SOUP go get a life

yuzedo: 1. I use to lign op behind gals and be press my mon-kee on deir bum bum
2. I use to still biro, egg, pen sul, etc.
3. I use to lie?? oh god! I lie sotay Jisos say WTF! if I teel u all d lyes eh, seun will banned me, ahswear!
4. One fooooolish sit mait I have dat time use to pornish us. He will mess in side his hand, close it and troway d mess in to ur face wtf?! dat tin gave me youth canser!

But tenk Obatala, upon evrytin, I use to come FIRST evry time. Oh obatalamdulahi!!!

Dont u think this is getting silly?

lynpetra: I been dey die for the most brilliant guy in my class then..Kai the guy fine no be small.If him ask me for Boro then,my punnany go dey act funny ;Dsince am not the only one trying to get his ever divided attention,so I end up jealous.Fast forward now we are all grown and out of the Uni,anytime we cross path,I can't help but smile.He would just smile back,and I know his kind of smile...

why not tell him all these
To know his next move...

Thieves came to my school when i was in pry 5 and stole the wall clock.I was sitting with the timekeeper then and being the only one who wears a watch in class,my wristwatch was being used to keep time,so we would alter the time to get to break time quickly and turn it back,so our breaks were unusually long until the headmistress brought another clock for us.

OP no wan tell us her own naughty tori but wan hear our own. mtscheeeeeewww!! me sef no go primary school at all, from ota akara class i jumped straight to form 1

I wrote toto is good for boys on my school wall

Mine was that @ pry 4 the girls in my class ganged up against me claiming I was rotating them till date I still don't understand why though I was friends with all of them

I remeber when i was in pry 4, we were treating weight and measurement... My aunty asked us to mention the types of instruments used for measuring and i stood up and said bum bum measuring!

Omoh I recieved beating that day ehn...because my teacher thought that i was admiring her bum bum not knowing that we had one instrument at our house then, that we sit on to measure our weight and i dont know the name

Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

did u say u were jus 7, gosh am scared

lol.u guys re funny.i had one girl i admired den sha,bt neva told her

Pour holy water on the thread.

May God help u all

sentix: When I was in primary 2, I engaged in a rocking horse war with a class made ended up breaking 48 panes of glass and got suspended for a week.

As that was not enough I did not tell anybody at home that I was suspended. Once my dad dropped me at the school gate I will wait till his car disappears and then I will roam the staff quarters of oau from road 7, 10, 11, 24 till closing time and will come back to the school gate.

The scheme worked until Friday when my dad came early and went to see my teacher only to be told I was under suspension.

THE BEATING NO GET PART 2!!!

guhahahahahahahaha

I could remember while I was in pry 6,we would break the leg of our chair and draw on it a football field.. We would now involve all d boys in d class telling them to come participate in the world cup.. We made sure someone would donate a button on his shirt for the match(button=football) virtually every kid in class has got a training pitch drawn on their desks, the day we were caught playing in class ehn... We were asked to lift our desks on our head and walk all round d school field

Secondly was when we wanted to do blood money also in pry 6... A boy called chima who is one eyed brought d suggestion that if we kill a red head lizard(AGAMA) chop off its head and bury it for 3 days it would turn to lots of naira coins,I was d one supplying d stones cos there was a construction going on in d school by then,while in class we'll hurl stones at and lizard that surfaces on d wall.... Finally we killed a lizard and Chima did d necessary things.. While we were there doing d burying,this evil gal called Dupe in our class alerted our english teacher.. Before we knew what was going on,we we're surrounded by 3 teachers.. Chai!!! I won't forget dat day,we were beaten silly,and asked to call our parents d next day,for the remainder of d week we were always beaten on d assembly ground.. D last time I saw dat evil Dupe,I was just laughing profusely while I recollected all dat happened

I was in d same class wit Seun, d young man knew nothing apart frm banning people, like he is going to ban me after dis comment.

Lord have mercy!
Should I start from unceasing lie to collect money for books that I never bought? Or womanizing (psyching girls) from age 9? One of the fun I can never forget is writing names of noise makers where you have the priviledge of punishing those pupils you do not like:
Noise makers' list
1. Sumbo x2 x2 x
2. dipo
3. wole*
cant forget those experience!

sentix: When I was in primary 2, I engaged in a rocking horse war with a class made ended up breaking 48 panes of glass and got suspended for a week.

As that was not enough I did not tell anybody at home that I was suspended. Once my dad dropped me at the school gate I will wait till his car disappears and then I will roam the staff quarters of oau from road 7, 10, 11, 24 till closing time and will come back to the school gate.

The scheme worked until Friday when my dad came early and went to see my teacher only to be told I was under suspension.

THE BEATING NO GET PART 2!!!

was it staff school you attended? Cos i attended pearl preparatory school!

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in pry two, i remember when one yankee girl came to school..she brought assorted snacks and food we never saw in our lives. She was also very stingy. Gosh..during one P.E session, i and a boy in my class sneaked back to class, to steal food out of her food flask. Damn..some foreign food can be irritating. Unfortunately we were caught.. Oh boi to be branded a thief is so embarrassing..but after dat day..the thing don pass. I love the lives of kids
..also me and my siblings used to peep into the key hole of our tenants then and watch them having $€x, and laugh our head off when we left the spot. i was btw 5-7.

dridowu: Then in Pry 3, i used to run away frm sch, their is a particular day my dad came to d sch , he found out dat i have being runing away frm sch, when i got home dat day , i got d beaten of my life till today i still have d mark of the beaten on my right thigh

I'm sure you missed your english classes, especially when your teacher taught tenses. That is why you would confuse "beating" for "beaten"... Lwkmb

@Op, u shuld have started by tellin us ur own story. Anyway am not a naughty girl so i didn't do any naughty thing in primary school.

I hated one girl wey snatch my best friend 4rm me
We usd 2play husband and wife drama afta sch
I usd 2colect prize 4 1st position like a don
All my seatmates usd 2b my husbands.
I rememba wen I had one milkose sweet, one of my friends said she wanted 2hold it 4me while i copy my note. She opend it, lickd it and put it bak in d wrap so i wud nt knw...

Ok, the only thing I did in primary school that I will never forget.

There was this bully that beats the hell out me whenever our paths cross n he will warn me never to tell anyone.
One day I summoned courage and told my best friend of my predicament in d hands of my tormentor, he advised me to get a certain seed that we call the devil beans n throw it on d bully anytime I see him( don't know if that's the real name of d seed)
This seed will itch the hell of u if u ever touch it.

We went to get this biological weapon during our break period, on getting to the bush I quickly began plucking d fruit immediately he showed it to me.

Suddenly my body started to itch me all over, I kept my cool, constantly scratching till we got back to school.

A girl that seats next to me asked me to lend her my ruler, I was too weak to tell her not to open my bag cos that's where I kept d itchy stuff, immediately she opened my bag to take the ruler she started scratching and screaming "what did u put inside ur bag" she removed all her clothes and panties while she continued scratching.

Before long, another person started scratching, till d whole class was infected.

The whole school was a mess with pupils scratching everywhere, even though some of d pupils exaggerated the effect of my weapon.

In summary, d headmaster was later told that I was the one responsible for what was happening.
What he did was to take me to his office and empty the contents of my bag on my head(very wicked)but while he was pouring d contents on me, I can see him started to scratch.

I was hospitalized for three days before i stopped itching all over.

7yrs? Na so

Used to finger my seat mate whose mom was d owner of d best buka back den. Got Free lunch till i left d sch