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Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Learn PHP And Become A Complete Web Designer by toluls(m): 7:05pm On Apr 27, 2013
Nice thread here, where are you located?
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by toluls(m): 7:35pm On Apr 19, 2013
Akin444: u graduated from oou...wat dept pls?
Psychology 11/12

TLS.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch B House by toluls(m): 4:02pm On Apr 19, 2013
Batch B! Can't wait!
#TeamOOU.
Will love to serve in OYO.

TLS.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Phone-Credit Scamming Tactic - Beware! by toluls(m): 4:11pm On Mar 21, 2013
sagytarius™:
I don't get the format. How would he have defrauded a non-suspecting victim?
As some guyz rightly stated, could b a toasting trick.

Buh wiv d level of unemployment in the country, and almost every graduate hoping for a job in an oil company. Dat kind of stuff d op experienced, if well packaged, could be an elaborate scam.

The sender thanks you for not using the cards and creates a relationship with u. He most likely knows u r in search of a job and tells u about a job opening in d "company he works for". You trust him and send ur cv, thinking he is helping u because u helped him, rmba u didn't load his cards. As time goes on he asks u to part wiv a lil money to settle some boss, and b4 u realize its a scam, ur money's gone.

Be careful wiv "nice" strangers and use ur discretion, country don hard O°˚˚˚ º°˚˚°ºoo.. .

TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 1:03pm On Mar 18, 2013
onegig: sorry i commented without checking her request...Didnt see her words. Thought you were the one freestyling about her nature..

Thanks for the comment.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 12:49pm On Mar 18, 2013
onegig: sorry i commented without checking her request...Didnt see her words. Thought you were the one freestyling about her nature..

Thanks for the comment.
No p bro. Glad u noticed her request.

TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 12:44pm On Mar 18, 2013
masterpiecer: Hey every1, I am glad u guys like my work, I have been outa nl 4 a while now, busy with some other stuff, thanks to all'y who sent me pm.

Dunno if I can keep up with d request up on here embarassed, lol, but I will give it a shot, I see some folks r doing a gr8 job already, @Toluls, thumbs up, I love urn skill. Also to every1 who has contributed to dis thread; double thumbs up to u wink

To every1 who sent me pm, I will certainly reply u, and those who dropped their contacts, I Will hala @ ya.
Thanks every1, love u mucho kiss
Glad u are back man, fnks 4 the mention. + ur boko haram write up is tight! Its a bit challenging 4 me coz i browse on bb, bt hey, let's make tinz happen.

TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: A Letter To My Unborn Child by toluls(m): 12:26pm On Mar 18, 2013
@amberacious, Interesting! Lovely write up.

A Letter To Her Unborn Child

I'v met gurls, and i'v met women
I'v met some who go on to woe men
But herez one who decides to chill
For d ryt man who will her heart fill

Nt just 4 herself, bt also 4 her unborn child
So lil angel, dnt get mad nor wild
Coz momz doin her best so u'll av a good dad
She wants a happy home, so u'll grow up glad

And a happy home is best, coz life here is hard
A bad dad will make you grow up scarred
So stay put and keep chilln in heaven
N when its tym to come, bring mom good fortune.

TLS.
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Poems For ReviewRe: My Oga At The Top by toluls(m): 12:02pm On Mar 18, 2013
amberacious: @ TLS U̶̲̥̅̊ just killed it! Lips sealed!!!
Fnks!

TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 7:00pm On Mar 17, 2013
onegig: she's not shy she's scared of trusting peeps on here....but nice try.

You can as well spice your poems up with some rhymes
check my rhyme scheme, its usuali aa,bb,cc and so on. Nice try wiv adaobi's poem. Culd b beta though.

TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 4:04pm On Mar 17, 2013
@MsDarkSkin, Herez 4 U

MsDarkSkin, Shy girl, Introvert

She sits quietly, Lukn pretty wiv a smile
To know wats on her mind, I'l walk a thousand mile
I've tried a couple times, just to chat her up
Buh she always turns away, like a freightend pup

Perhaps she needs somfn, shuld i offer to buy?
Den suddenly it hits me, d girl is probabli shy!
Oh! MsDarkSkin, come out of ur shell
I'll b a gentleman, will treat u very well

Just so u know, I'm an extrovert
N it will pls me to b wiv an introvert
Though silent as alwys, keep the smile on
MsDarkSkin of life, u are number one

TLS.
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Poems For ReviewRe: My Oga At The Top by toluls(m): 10:07am On Mar 17, 2013
Herez mine

* Oga At The Top *

He made us laugh and we couldn't stop
With his crooked fingers pointing high
Directing every little question to the sky
Perhaps, d abode of the oga at the top

To get employed in your agency is becomin tight
Kind sir, direct us to your official website
www. nsdc, den he went mute, begining of d fall
"Is dat all sir?" We asked in surprise. "Yes, daz all"

The youths took to social media
Turning the web to a large stadia
Some made shirts, some made songs
To make sure we don't 4get, dat we've been
enduring 4 long.

Such blunder from the commandant
Portrays the agency like cake without fundant
Not good i must say, but who am i to talk
When d decision will b made, by his oga at the top

Incompetence at its peak
Driving a once thriving land sick
Would av loved to solve diz, bt ryt now i must stop
Coz i dnt want to say somfn, only to be discredited
by my oga at the top!

TLS.
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Poems For ReviewRe: **my Oga At The Top Poem Competition** by toluls(m): 10:06am On Mar 17, 2013
tblackE61: Oga At The Top

He made us laugh and we couldn't stop
With his crooked fingers pointing high
Directing every little question to the sky
Perhaps, d abode of the oga at the top

To get employed in your agency is becomin tight
Kind sir, direct us to your official website
www. nsdc, den he went mute, begining of d fall
"Is dat all sir?" We asked in surprise. "Yes, daz all he replied claudofobically"

The youths took to social media
Turning the web to a large stadia
Some made shirts, some made songs
To make sure we don't 4get, dat we've been enduring 4 long.

Such blunder from the commandant
Portrays the agency like cake without fundant
Not good i must say, but who am i to talk
When d decision will b made, by his oga at the top

Incompetence at its peak
Driving a once thriving land sick
Would av loved to solve diz, bt ryt now i must stop
Coz i dnt want to say somfn, only to be discredited by my oga at the top
POWERED BY TBLACK
ΐ'll take the fact that you copied my poem as a compliment. But nxt time, come up with somfn original or provide proper reference to the author.

@Everyone, Pls check my profile and posts to see the original and my other write ups. Thanks.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 9:53am On Mar 17, 2013
@Lordsocrates, herez yours

CREATIVITY

Just like an infant, it grows with time
Giving freely by God, it doesn't cost a dime
Some say its nature, others say its nurture
I can't be sure, coz its diverse like culture

It keeps u up at night, ur head ringing
The ideas form in ur heart, u start singing
What exactly is this, creativity?
It drives me crazy, i call it crazitivity

It makes me write, it makes me rap
It gives u ur lyrics, n makes ur painting tap
I no d feeling, wen you create somfn new
If u are blessed with it, d world will reckon with u.

TLS.
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Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 9:23am On Mar 17, 2013
@michade, diz onez 4 you.

Engr Ajasa and Control engineerin course

We know u lov teachn, and want d best for us
But sir, be gentle wiv ur control engineerin course
We agree to be drilled, but not pushed to failure
Coz dats wat happens when in d exam hall

We enjoy ur lectures, u r one of the best
But u leave us scared, of ur soon to come test
What shall it profit u to teach us so well
And set ur questions fiery hot lyk hell?

Engineering requires attention, passion and skills
Please be careful sir, our passion not to kill
Anoda exam is by d corner, i hope u'll be kind
So wen results r out, an A is what i'll find

TLS.
AutosRe: Wana Buy A Car Before Thursday by toluls(op): 11:38pm On Mar 16, 2013
stankion: Contact me wit 08056196089.
Dnt wnt numbers yet, until ΐ'm sure you've got what i want. Fnks.

TLS.
AutosRe: Wana Buy A Car Before Thursday by toluls(op): 11:36pm On Mar 16, 2013
bigtt76: Hmmm ask 'my oga at the top' for more advice.
I asked your oga at the top, but got no reply
Now how will U̶̲̥̅̊ xplain, my answer denied
Could ur oga be sleepn? Probably thinking
But i rili need a car by thursday, b4 M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ money starts sinking.

On α̲̅ crious note: I will appreciate any info, fnks ya'll.

TLS.
AutosWana Buy A Car Before Thursday by toluls(op): 9:49pm On Mar 16, 2013
Pls does anyone av or know someone who has a car for sale? Price 400k or less. Tokunbo or neatly used in nigeria. Should be in lagos so i can come and inspect. Preferably toyota, nissan or mazda. Wana buy b4 thursday. Anticipating a reply asap. Fnks ya'll.
TLS.
AutosRe: Cheap Tokunbo Mazda 626 With A.c...price 450,000k by toluls(m): 9:21pm On Mar 16, 2013
Is diz car still available? Or does anyone av somfn similar? Pls reply asap i wana buy during the week, b4 thursday. Fnks.
TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 7:17pm On Mar 16, 2013
Yoruba_Omoge: I absolutely love it!!

Incredible!
Glad you did!
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 7:05pm On Mar 16, 2013
Yoruba_Omoge: I absolutely love it!!

Incredible!
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2013
Yoruba_Omoge: I absolutely love it!!

Incredible!
Glad you did!
TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 6:28pm On Mar 16, 2013
no dullin: Wow!!! The OP is truly a masterpiece
Toluis(TLS) ur bokoharam ish is something 4 kips
Nigeria has got mad talent
This is a fact that can never be bent
No mater the season, even in lent
I read the lyrics and truly it aint gimmicks
Nodullin is not here to compete neither to beef
But its clear I've also got mad skills
I can go on and on.. Round and round
But let's give honor to whom it is due.
To the Oga at the top
All props I give
And to rest of y'all,
Raise up ur glass's of beer
And based on this, let's all cheer!!!
Fnks man!
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 6:03pm On Mar 16, 2013
@ Yoruba Omoge, herez 4 you.

Omoge Yoruba

The year is two thousand and thirteen
Ladies everywhere their hair lenghten
With brazilian and peruvian weave
Doz who can't afford it, sit down and grieve
Some change their names, to tinz lyk sexycreamie
Bbm gurlz, lazy with eyes dreamy

But there she goes, proud of her yoruba lineage
Known as omoge yoruba even at this time and age
Though the word denotes something of beauty
Beautiful is an understatement, when you spot her in the city
Though i do not know her, her face i cannot place
I still place her above oda gurls, i give her an ace

Omoge yoruba, eyes of a goddess, gait of a queen
Walkn down the street, she creates a lovely scene
Omo oduduwa, daughter of a great man
I am sure ur mother taught u well, so i hope u av a plan
Coz when NLders read diz little write up
Dey'll want ur number, queing to call you up.

TLS.
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Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 5:03pm On Mar 16, 2013
hazard1759: @tolul tnx a mill
Uwc. My pleasure.
TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 4:41pm On Mar 16, 2013
NLders wicked gan O°˚˚˚ º°˚˚°ºoo.. M sure d op won't be able to handle diz quantity of request. Buh i'll try to do a write up for requests directed at me. @toluls. Let it roll. I lov challenges.
TLS.
Poems For ReviewRe: Give Me A Word/phrase And I Will Make It A Poem by toluls(m): 4:08pm On Mar 16, 2013
@hazard, diz one's for you.

Stephanie and James

Come to fink of it, Stephanie and James!
The sound of d names, calm lyk d river thames
On d bank u both should b, holding hands
Sharing sweet tales, ur feet in sand

Time will tell, aw far ur love will go
But lyk gud music, we already know
Its gona play straight and sweet until the end
Haters will hate, but please don't send

Its funny this feeling called love, coz some fake it
But if u readn diz stephanie, bliv james got it
For he requested diz for the both of you
And i had to do this, coz i bliv its true!

TLS.
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