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EducationRe: 2014/2015 Admission Into Federal College Of Education Oyo (special) Is Now On. by Tomeseen(f): 7:16pm On Jul 07, 2015
What of post utme form for 2015/2016 session
BusinessRe: Synergy Thread For Professional Bead And Wireworks Makers by Tomeseen(f): 12:31pm On Jun 18, 2015
Juliet77:
Good evening everyone. Pls can I get help on dis design. If it's allowed. Thanks. It actually looks like a knitted bead but nt sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c3XE-f9I-k
CultureRe: 15 Top Rated International Musicians Of Yoruba Descent (Old and Contemporary) by Tomeseen(f): 12:03am On Jun 13, 2015
Did somebody forgot the guy who brought down the rain. Abi na only naija Majek Fashek. Take popular nii?!
CelebritiesRe: Meet The World's Oldest Stripper At 86 by Tomeseen(f): 7:16pm On May 28, 2015
webincomeplus:
She looks like a fried doll
My oh my. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
And jesus wept...
I actually burst out crying.

Verily verily I say unto, if ye be troubled and weary. Try be a Nigerian for a day, I tell you, you will make merry all year long.

Now I need to check my bible again for that scriptural passage. Abeg who get complete bible make them help me out. Ejooooo
FashionRe: How Did You Learn To Sew ? Please Take This Survey Thanks by Tomeseen(f): 10:02am On May 23, 2015
Youtube and online training can only make you sew better if and only if you know what to look for. If not it will only confuse you more. Get a minimum of six months one on one training before veering offline or online as the case maybe and that is your best bet.
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Better Between These 2 Divas Musically by Tomeseen(f): 11:27pm On May 16, 2015
Riri slays it jare, that gal got melody but bee as far as am concerned is a screamer and overperfomer. I just feel like she's compensating for something. What?! I don't know yet, but am watching.

Now Riri can take u to sleep, make u fall in love. Some badass heartache songs handy, get jiggy on the dance floor, go slutty, how about an anthem, had her voice compared to SIA which is badass, am not even goin try and compare bee's voice wit anything, lemme not forget dt ol raggae dt Riri does so well.

Aldou I can't make head or tail outta bee melodies but she's gotta be talented to account for her many grammys. She can be likened to MC galaxy though. A dance invetor, cos all her dance video are remarkable sha, am still looking for d melody in her music apart from being able to scream well.

Apparently somebody will say am in love wit Riri, I say ese gaan nii.
FashionRe: 16 Unbelievable Examples Of Extreme Body Modification by Tomeseen(f): 2:03am On Apr 26, 2015
We need to define once and for all, what is acceptable and what Is not. I can't believe we went from nude to fully clothed and then to crazy. I mean how can u wear pant n bra, call it bikini and suddenly it's ok.

Then u decide u want to be nude again and call urself nudist and what not. After all my rantings which doesn't make these crazies give a rat's ass to begin wit, I shud just have written ETT and be done wit it. Would av saved me a whole lot of trouble typing all of the above
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Photos And Meme On The 2015 Nigeria Elections by Tomeseen(f): 5:45am On Apr 15, 2015
LewisO:
[color=teal]Happy Birthday to you! smiley cool[/color]
Thank you
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Photos And Meme On The 2015 Nigeria Elections by Tomeseen(f): 1:46pm On Mar 31, 2015
grin grin grin

FoodRe: Warning!!!!! by Tomeseen(f): 7:30pm On Mar 24, 2015
LMAFO. I rily need to stop doing that, I gat no ass left. angry

CelebritiesRe: I'm Not Trying To Be Like Tiwa Savage-omotola by Tomeseen(f): 11:19am On Mar 17, 2015
Barbra streisand kinda career, omotola and Barbra in same category. Issokay o if I talk now dey will say that...


Btw den those TIME people do Omotola strong thing.
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Contribute If Shekau Was kidnapped & They Need A Ransome? by Tomeseen(f): 9:24am On Feb 22, 2015
I would plead that he be killed like (bashorun Gaa) everyone body should come with a blunt butter knife and carve out a teenytinny piece of flesh, stick it to the end of a stick and toast like marshmallows, in this case he'll be the one to eat his own flesh until he can do so no more.

And one more thing his manhood that will be used for 72 virgins be sliced and diced like plantain cubes, boiled and mixed with dog food and given to dogs, to save some time the devil dog that ate half scalp of that dear boy in lagos can be brought in to eat his still attached instruments.

I tell u a quick death for this man is merciful, and if no one wants to bell his cat, just construct a cell half his height for him where he won't be able to stand up straight and the breath of the room should also be 2inches lesser than his height so he would always sleep curled up, a hole for his convenience and dog waste for him as food. Am seriously vexing for the enormous atrocities this man committed all in the name of religion wey no send him message. Anuofia. May amadioha fire and fry his brains wherever he is at the moment. Nonsense of the highest level.
Jokes EtcRe: Documentary On Nairaland---in Pictures... Season 2!! by Tomeseen(f): 4:16pm On Feb 04, 2015
tongue

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Relationship Pics To Spice Up Your Weekend by Tomeseen(f): 7:32pm On Jan 31, 2015
Dats all

CelebritiesRe: The 10 Most Influential Nigerian Musicians On The Social Media In 2015 by Tomeseen(f): 6:31pm On Jan 29, 2015
Why flavor no dey there
FashionRe: How Often Do You Add A New Bottle To Your Perfume Collection? by Tomeseen(f): 9:23pm On Jan 20, 2015
Yongi99:
Nope, all 5 bottles are EDT concentration. But they all perform well. You wanted 3 perfumes but I gave you extra 2.

Please do come back and comment if you ever test or buy any one.
Ok, no prob then, I'll check them out and pick out the one within my budget.
FashionRe: How Often Do You Add A New Bottle To Your Perfume Collection? by Tomeseen(f): 9:00pm On Jan 20, 2015
Yongi99:
Basically most men fragrances are in eau de toilette. Eau de parfum are few and are often niche fragrances, which are most expensive.

But these ones am are in EDT concentration:
1. Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit d L'Homme
2. Chanel Bleu de Chanel
3. Van Cleef & Arpels Midnight in Paris

Pardon me:
4. Versace Eros
5. Thierry Mugler Pure Malt

I would advice you to test the scents before buying, its gonna help you choose.
Thanks a lot youngi99, now so as not to be confused am disregarding any other scents so pls peeps shouldn't bother dropping any other name. So d last two are d ones in EDP concentration hmm. God bless you much
FashionRe: How Often Do You Add A New Bottle To Your Perfume Collection? by Tomeseen(f): 6:44pm On Jan 20, 2015
I want to buy a bottle of perfume for my man come val with price range btw (15k - 20k). I bought him black last val, it was ok but I want something unique.

I don't like harsh perfumes as I don't use myself and I get easily irritated with most perf second and third notes. Pls thou shall not confuse me, just drop three names of au perfum, not toilette or cologne for man. Thank you
FashionRe: Postpartum Tummy Belt by Tomeseen(f): 4:50pm On Jan 19, 2015
Requested for my post-partum belt and got it delivered within 24hrs stress free. Will be back to review it once I start using it.
FashionRe: Postpartum Tummy Belt by Tomeseen(f): 4:52pm On Jan 16, 2015
I just sent u a message via whatsapp, reply me soonest
Jokes EtcRe: Checkout These Hilarious Photos by Tomeseen(f): 7:08pm On Jan 09, 2015
cool

Jokes EtcRe: Checkout These Hilarious Photos by Tomeseen(f): 7:01pm On Jan 09, 2015
More. tongue tongue

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Jokes EtcRe: Checkout These Hilarious Photos by Tomeseen(f): 6:52pm On Jan 09, 2015
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Jokes EtcRe: Checkout These Hilarious Photos by Tomeseen(f): 6:48pm On Jan 09, 2015
Lol

Jokes EtcWhat Is Wrong With This Pinshure by Tomeseen(op): 7:35pm On Dec 18, 2014
I don't know what the heck is happening here but it's sure as certain ain't a wedding. But what do I know... SMH seriously!!!

LiteratureRe: Road Rage by Tomeseen(f): 6:51am On Dec 10, 2014
That awkward moment when you are hit with rage so hot and furious that you just spit out the first thing out of your mouth, then go back, think about it and wondered where the blazing heck did that other badass word you could have used to dissect his whole generation went to. Lol @ bloody les nitooto
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FamilyRe: 26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African house by Tomeseen(f): 5:36pm On Dec 06, 2014
The month my cycle made first appearance was probably the most embarrassing talk day of my life wit my parents, I never knew I had more coming. Got to know later that I had irregular cycle, so for the next three months my parents practically ask to see my sanitary towels. Ish...

Anyway month four, cycle went AWOL, pekele pekele didn't even know dad was marking calendar for me o, after waiting one extra week, I was told to produce that bloody tin or die, I told them I didn't not do anything to it, that it's only taking its time, it will come ooo.

When my papa package the koboko's and pankere finish, na hin I wan run, mama just grab me started biting and screaming and beating me that I have brought disgrace to her, for face me fight you apartment, people arrange come dy ask if I get Belle true true

After long hours of interrogation, I don't even want to go there, it was agreed I go for pregnancy text first thing the following morning. No food for me and I was made to kneel down wit my hands stretched out till day break and woe betide me if I dare urinate before dawn my mom threatened.

After text, doctor says no Belle for urine and blood and I should come back in two weeks time. Imagine the idiotic blood making a grand entrance that same evening.

Also fear of my papa lecture made me opt for the sciences, so when he gets back in the evening and asks 'kilo ka' i'll say 'moka chemistry' that man had his suspicions, then he says to always date my personal tutorial time for him. He probably figured I was showing him the same thing always.

Lastly, don't lie to my father, he asks you of any wrongdoing u'had done before he gets back tell him first and he'll decide on how best to punish you fairly, if you wait for any mischievous neighbour to come and report you, then you will be punished unfairly again and again till kingdom come.

Mehn packaging nonsense and telling him it's chemistry or physics just makes me lol suddenly at times. Not good times though not at all...
FashionRe: What Is Your Cant-do-without Make-up Item? by Tomeseen(f): 9:59am On Nov 04, 2014
Toothbrush. lipsrsealed angry tongue

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