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Well I read on twitter that kim's nudes being splashed online is no big deal. It's like saying a man who'd done time in jail for murder is arrested for cussing another guy out.

Me thinks that description is so apt. Abeg make Kim and Rihanna carry their not so new nudies find somewhere go siddon make we see road ojare.

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#etisalat quality weed. SMH

The grass this guy smoked is ETISALAT quality. 'now you are talking' SMH

Now all the guys here can cook because it's a faceless forum and nobody can call you out abi? no problem am a wife and on behalf of my husband if he dare comment I can cook, he is wearing a garment of lies. That man doesn't know the business end of a stove to save his life.


And to the rest of y'all aspiring chefs, God is watching you in 3D.

Rule number one before commenting on NL says dont tribalize threads, sadly the opposite is the case with what i always see. This thread require more thought provoking response from us than the cheaps darts we decide to throw at some nigerian tribes. Thank God i haven't ever been in a position where i am being stigmatized, so i wont even say i know how it feels because i don't. as far as i am concerned, whichever tribe, color or race you may be, if you've got hate in you, you've got it. Its like peak milk for any hate filled individual. ITS IN YOU AND YOU ALONE.

That goes without saying that we should stop tribal hatred, it is a very stupid passtime. we wouldnt know that putting out a fire now is better than running for the mountains with the fire on our tails. I got into a religion argument once in my life and i can say it was very exhausting and non-rewarding. i choose to dwell on the strong points of each tribe which is the only reason we are still one nigeria today. A Northerner for me is very friendly and they are our nation merchants, now see what hating and tribalism turn them into, no more groundnuts pyramids in the north and did i forget the dye and leather many a white man cross the seas to buy and 'suppose to invest in'. am not anywhere ready to pitch my tent in the north though, it is now filled with hate and religion war. An 'igbo' man which encompass a lot of territory for me with many non-igbos, i see 'strength, resilience, growth'. oh yes they are traders too, an igbo man will always give you good bargain and make a lot off you, just be sure which bargain you want, like china they've got the original and the fake.

The growth of nigerian economy is in the igbo man's hand, a northerner too, maybe. but a yoruba man, i dont think so. A yoruba man is a communal man, a crowd pleaser, and a brilliant fox. a good battle strategist, if need be make a lot of noise and trouble over percieved injustice over self and on some occasion tribe. while a yoruba man cannot trade to save his life because he wants more money than goods are worth atimes, he is brilliant by default, he destroys that gift by being foxy. He wouldnt stay to get hit by a swinging axe, some of us know which tribe would stay for that.

That been said, Nigeria as a nation is very friendly and accomodating, another problem is they may jest you and derive a lot of funny names and derisive appendages to you as a foreigner and lord it over you often. every human, nation, economy, fallen civilizations that we get to read and learn about, thanks to archeaologist and some holy books are at one time or the other been depraved babarians. and for those who dont know that a civil war is brewing in nigeria should get themselves educated on what happened during 'biafra coup', i mean do we really want to subject our children to that much hate and suffering only a war can bring on. in ruwanda civil war, one tribe was hunting another tribe down and killing them calling them cockroaches. i cant for the life of me imagine how another human being could look at somebody who looks exactly like you, call him a cockroach and gun him down. sick i say. as for me, i am a proud nigerian and whatever tribe or creed you are, i will comport myself with utmost humility and respect for you and culture, that you will have no regret saying COME to me.

We should remember WA/ZO/BIA means COME in the three major tribes language, i find it hard to believe we have come seriously far from welCOMing to HATING. Nigeria is great and i keep praying we return to singing another national anthem that says WAZOBIA in the nearest future. Tomorrow i hope... in my tribe i say WA to you all.

double post.

personlly told some interesting lies and been told some in return, but the most ridiculous lie i've ever heard was from a 'galfriend'. happened long time ago when i was in ss3. noticed this ss1 girl following me around and b4 long noticed she was interested in a male friend of mine which would account for the tag and follow routine she was doing with me. went to this guy's place one blessed day like that and met her there and that very silly sixth sense that says somethings not right told me something very funny went down. asked the guy whatsup, he told me shut up!.

cornered the girl in school and was trying this big sister thingy 'that she should be careful with this friend of mine since he is a very matured guy, 7yrs older than myself as at then and the sex bit where a girl should be careful, bla bla bla'. to which she replied and told me that i shouldn't be bothered becos she already told brother 'so' when he said they should have sex that he cannot deflower her because her alfa fiance did a strong jazz on the punany and no matter how many times my friend do the deed, she will still remain a virgin. to say that i was scandalized was saying a lot, i asked her 'so how many times did brother 'so' do it?'. plenty plenty times she repiled and brother 'so' thingy meets the hymen each time she finished. went back to my friend and was about beerating him for taking advantage of an innocent girl when he replied to me that, for starters she wasnt even a virgin to begin with and in all her narration was there any part where she said she was raped.
at which point me sef close my mouth, abi which one kon be my own for the matter tru tru.

am voting for Nelly GhenGhen, dude's cool and i likee.

Like somebody said in the prior thread of this same shyte. The bride's ex-boyfriend definitely got the last laugh. Heck! am laughing hard, everybody is too. The only way i'd miss this wedding is if the bride happens to be related to me. Then Nah kidnapping the bride go sure pass for that day. Cos no sister of mine is making me the laughing stock of the century. Hell NO!!!