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tommykiwi:
Why will U believe he was sleeping for real? How did dey get into his office without him being informed? Or did dey dissappear into his office? And come to think abt it,dis his office he needs some rest sometime...

LMFAOOOOOOOO. JUST LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.

this thread is just too hilarious LMFAOOOOOOOO

afamjb:
ur boyfriend smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day wch is =60 sticks, d guy no dey chop food na only to dey smoke he sabi. Op pls leave him before he smokes u one day.

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Rolly83:
Lolz,very childish indeed.....Don't you think these are for young teenagers

let's try this. I'll win your heart.

Evolution is the Father of Science.

booqee:
I hate that shit..look so razz and local and infact spiritual

we like it

but then shit happens

wetin you and your folks wan talk reach how you take dey nack your wife? this is not a joking sturv. don't be a bitch-ass snitch nigga.

this woman is being dealt with by the PMB. this woman's case teaches us that 'tables le turn any fucking time' and we should tread carefully in power.

naija niggas no dey kiss abeg. except if you are kiss daniels of course

cowgirl9090:
A stingy boyfriend is not the way forward, here are five sure signs that show that your boyfriend is stingy.

1,He tells you to come to his house on the first date.

Any guy who tells you to come to his house on the first date is very stingy. most guys who do this are always very stingy.

2. He pretends he forgot to pay for your fare back home.

After a date with him he calls you to start giving silly excuses why he didn't pay for your transport fare,like, he forgot to pay for your trans or that he forgot his wallet at his place while seeing you off..he is a stingy ass nigga.

3. After seeing you off,he waited patiently for you to get a cab only for him to throw you this question -- ' should I pay ,hm this one na stinginess at PHD level .

4.Anytime he calls you within 2mins of calling you you notice a second silence (MTN just warned him) and he hurriedly ends the call. Who uses a left over balance to call his sweetheart,nobody but a stingy boyfriend

5. He takes you out but won't let you order anything he does the ordering by himself

Imagine while you two have just seated at that eatery joint you hear him quickly call the waiter or waitress and orders for two bottle of soft drink and two meat pie without even bothering asking you what you want. aka gum!

lol. op is a broke girl. obviously.

mordtonia:
You know within yourself that the best thing for you is to leave him, but you won't until the worst happens and you probably hang yourself out of 'love'.

so much pessimism

ok

but my cooking is better than most of these girls. bar the salty mishaps once in a while

booqee:
seriously I find this embarrassing! this should not be a topic to be created in the first place. You suddenly making Nigerians look like they're backward even tho we're in 2015. I imagine and cringe at wat other countries would say bout this if they were to see this topic.
C'mon! Its an escalator! stop making a big deal about it.. I know its relatively new in Nigeria.. but yet its still wat it is.. an escalator. damn

negodu. biko. dun vess. iss juss an escalator.

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/feature/super-saturday-feature/amazing-lagos-escalator-attracts-tourists-in-hundreds/

I'll need an escalator to read this long thread too

rabbuy:
When it comes to politicians na two eyes I dey take dey look dem..
You know whether na him own persona chair from hin house
Hin dey fear say den go put pin for hin seat

lmao. like sey persin wey get 3eyes dey

utumunta:
This post is replete with a slave mentality and everything wrong with Nigeria. He fetched a chair for himself probably in his/mother's backyard and like one poster said he had more than 10 volunteers asking to take the chair from him.

Is he not human? Is he God? We should learn self-respect in this country and stop hero-worship.

aptly put! the slavery is ingrained in the cells of nigerians!

lol. The OP forgot to add MONEY.

feran14:
if size meant beauty, I think everyone would want a fat wife

thick is the new beauty.

LadyFiona:
You're only loyal to people you admire and respect , as it stands now op is admiring less of his brother and can't be his watchdog.

the op is violating the sacred rule of the bro code..

Dharniel:
The advice is simple, it's none of your business, except you wanna wreck you brothers matrimonial home...

I mean. he should even be his brother's watchdog

it is normal na. he is only checking if your bumbum is ready for a party with your sister. Just negodu and let him continu

dapyd1:
OK, they are hiding under the legislative protection of the church to smoke pot. Well done.
Not every church, is the church of God.
This one definitely isn't.

but churches of God can marry Gay Couples? lol. if LGBTs can hide under the legislative protection? what could be the crime of a stoner serving God with the same thing he created?

she didn't feel bad while nacking him the third time and she didn't consider the consequences at that time.

so why is she bothered about renewing her subscription?
this story sounds like one of those afmag yoruba movies tho

booqee:
I think its now official:

This is surely the end time!!

Nobody should even argue with me.... wtf is going on?!!!

lol. there is no end. Science 1 - Religion 0

INDIANAPOLIS — On the altar, behind wa row of flickering candles, the silhouette outline of a marijuana leaf shine in lights. Colored balloons occasionally bounced through the air as the minister of music led a band in a pew-shaking rendition of “Mary Jane,” the funk tribute to the drug. And Bill Levin, who was introduced as “the Grand Poobah” of this new church, finished the gathering with a simple message: “Light up, folks!” As legislation that proponents call a religious freedom law took effect in Indiana on Wednesday, Mr. Levin’s First Church of Cannabis held its first service in a quiet neighborhood on this city’s Eastside. Mr. Levin, who is 59 and known around here for his wild puff of white hair, dreamed up the church as a way to test the state’s new, much-debated law: If the law protects religious practices, he figured, how could it not also permit marijuana use — which remains illegal here — as part of a broader spiritual philosophy?
“We will celebrate life’s great adventures,” Mr. Levin said before the service, as clumps of uniformed police officers began gathering outside the newly renovated church, front and back. “This is not just smoking pot and getting high. It’s about the birth of anew religion. I’m a smile harvester.”
Earlier this year, Indiana’s Republican-held legislature approved
a Religious Freedom Restoration Act aimed at preventing government from infringing on religious practices. Critics said the measure was anti-gay and aimed at allowing discrimination against gay men and lesbians in the name of religion. Facing the threat of boycotts and fierce objections from business leaders, state officials swiftly added a provision explicitly blocking the measure from trumping local ordinances that bar discrimination over sexual orientation.
Mr. Levin, who has been a carpenter, a promotions and marketing strategist, and a Libertarian candidate
for political office, had few kind words for the lawmakers who wrote the state’s law in the first place. He called them “clowns” who “polluted and embarrassed” his state. But ifIndiana was going to have such a law, he said, why not test its limits and press for his long-held goal, permission to use cannabis? State leaders, including the office of Gov. Mike Pence, a Republican who supported the religious exceptions law, did not respond to requests for comment on the church. And some legal experts said Mr. Levin may have trouble proving that the use of
marijuana is truly tied to religious expression. But Mr. Levin seemed untroubled. “This is an honest-to-God religion,” he
said. “Other religions have sins and guilt. We’re going to have a really big love-in.”
Near the church, which Mr. Levin said he bought only weeks ago, some neighbors posted yellow “Caution” tape around their yards to keep people away. A group from a nearby church
marched outside with signs in protest.
“What’s next?” Shari Logan, 46, said. “The church of crack? The church of heroin? It’s a mockery to Christians,
to God.” Sarah Taylor, 50 — who watched from her front yard as two food trucks parked outside the church and people
in tie-dye gathered — shook her head and drank her coffee “They’re using religion as a way to legalize their habit,” she said. “If it stands, it’s going to be in your backyard, in your
backyard, in all the backyards.” By Wednesday, though, law
enforcement authorities here had made it abundantly clear that! they viewed the laws on marijuana as unchanged. Lt. Richard Riddle of the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police declined to say exactly how many officers were at the church, but there were officers outside, posted on nearby corners, behind the church,
and riding in pairs on bicycles. And officials announced late last week that
anyone smoking marijuana at the First Church of Cannabis’s first service could expect criminal charges. Even observers might be charged, the officials warned, with “visiting a
common nuisance.” So, in the portion of the service when Mr. Levin had planned to pull marijuana from a wooden box and begin smoking it, he did not. Instead, he lit a thick cigar. Some people lit ordinary cigarettes. The legal fight over the religious law needed to be fought in civil court, he said, not in criminal court. The church’s legal advisers, he said, were working on the
next steps for getting the legal test they want. “There was a little bit of intimidation about our religious beliefs,” Mr. Levin told the crowded church.
What was left to do, then?
The rest of the service was part dance party, part comedy routine and part heartfelt, personal testimony from
those in attendance about the medical use of marijuana. Mr. Levin ordered those assembled to rise and say, “I love you,” five times while looking in different directions. He had the crowd
repeat a “Deity Dozen” phrases to liv by, including “Do not be a troll on the Internet” and “Grow food.” The police said no arrests were made, and Police Chief Rick Hite described the events as civil and peaceful. “Enjoy the fellowship,” Mr. Levin called out as he took a drag on his cigar, then started to dance.

oluwadamilolah:

lol. which side in ibadan?

INDIANAPOLIS — On the altar, behinda row of flickering candles, the silhouette outline of a marijuana leaf shined in lights. Colored balloons occasionally bounced through the air as the minister of music led a band in a pew-shaking rendition of “Mary Jane,” the funk tribute to the drug. And Bill Levin, who was introduced as “the Grand Poobah” of this new church, finished the gathering with a simple message: “Light up, folks!”
As legislation that proponents call a religious freedom law took effect in Indiana on Wednesday, Mr. Levin’s First Church of Cannabis held its first service in a quiet neighborhood on this city’s Eastside. Mr. Levin, who is 59 and known around here for his wild puff of white hair dreamed up the church as a way to test the state’s new, much debated law: If the law protects religious practices, he figured how could it not also permit marijuana use — which remains illegal here — as part of a broader spiritual philosophy? “We will celebrate life’s great adventures,” Mr. Levin said before the service, as clumps of uniformed police officers began gathering outside the newly renovated church, front andback. “This is not just smoking pot and getting high. It’s about the birth of a new religion. I’m a smile harvester.”
Earlier this year, Indiana’s Republican-held legislature approved
a Religious Freedom Restoration Act aimed at preventing government from infringing on religious practices. Critics said the measure was anti-gay and aimed at allowing discrimination against gay men and lesbians in the name of religion. Facing the threat of boycotts and fierce objections from business leaders, state officials swiftly added a provision explicitly blocking the measure from trumping local
ordinances that bar discrimination
over sexual orientation.
Mr. Levin, who has been a carpenter,
a promotions and marketing
strategist, and a Libertarian candidate
for political office, had few kind
words for the lawmakers who wrote
the state’s law in the first place. He called them “clowns” who “polluted and embarrassed” his state. But if Indiana was going to have such a law, he said, why not test its limits and press for his long-held goal, permission to use cannabis?
State leaders, including the office of Gov. Mike Pence, a Republican who supported the religious exceptions law, did not respond to requests for comment on the church. And some legal experts said Mr. Levin may have trouble proving that the use of marijuana is truly tied to religious expression. But Mr. Levin seemed untroubled.
“This is an honest-to-God religion,” he
said. “Other religions have sins and guilt. We’re going to have a really big love-in.” Near the church, which Mr. Levin said
he bought only weeks ago, some neighbors posted yellow “Caution” tape around their yards to keep people away. A group from a nearby church marched outside with signs in protest. “What’s next?” Shari Logan, 46, said. “The church of crack? The church of heroin? It’s a mockery to Christians,
to God.”
Sarah Taylor, 50 — who watched from her front yard as two food trucks parked outside the church and people in tie-dye gathered — shook her head and drank her coffee. “They’re using religion as a way to legalize their habit,” she said. “If it stands, it’s going to be in your backyard, in your backyard, in all the backyards.”
By Wednesday, though, law enforcement authorities here had
made it abundantly clear that they viewed the laws on marijuana as
unchanged. Lt. Richard Riddle of the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police declined to say exactly how many officers were at the church, but there were officers outside, posted on nearby corners, behind the church, and riding in pairs on bicycles. And officials announced late last week that anyone smoking marijuana at the
First Church of Cannabis’s first service could expect criminal charges. Even observers might be charged, the officials warned, with “visiting a common nuisance.”
So, in the portion of the service when Mr. Levin had planned to pull marijuana from a wooden box andbegin smoking it, he did not. Instead, he lit a thick cigar. Some people lit ordinary cigarettes. The legal fight over the religious law needed to be fought in civil court, he said, not in criminal court. The church’s legal advisers, he said, were working on the next steps for getting the legal test they want. “There was a little bit of intimidation about our religious beliefs,” Mr. Levin told the crowded church.
What was left to do, then? The rest of the service was part dance party, part comedy routine and part heartfelt, personal testimony from those in attendance about the medical use of marijuana. Mr. Levin ordered those assembled to rise and say, “I love you,” five times while looking in different directions. He had the crowd repeat a “Deity Dozen” phrases to live by, including “Do not be a troll on the Internet” and “Grow food.” The police said no arrests were made, and Police Chief Rick Hite described the events as civil and peaceful. “Enjoy the fellowship,” Mr. Levin called out as he took a drag on his cigar, then started to dance.

Link: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/07/02/us/a-church-of-cannabis-tests-limits-of-religious-law-in-indiana.html

Google63:
Im in Ibadan... let me know when people start trooping into this thread

seems ibadan people no too dey Nairaland.

africaflozy:
Ibadan peepz, how una dey

we dey alright. which side you dey for ibadan?