babadee1:


When you are ready to run let me know. I will support your campaign and hel
p you get votes.

GOD BLESS YOU

correctbae:
A Nigerian researcher, Abeka Daniel Victor took to his Facebook page to give his opinion about female president, according to his post, it is an abomination for female to become president, even with the simplicity of Croatian President, he still don't support it as marital deficiencies in such countries are always high.

He wrote:

Despite her simplicity as a president i still don't support female becoming the president of a whole country NEVER, females can preferably become Vice president is approved but female becoming the head of Nation is an ABOMINATION.
Checkout countries women are ruling as president marital deficiencies are always HIGH.

Source: https://correctbae.ng/2018/07/20/it-is-an-abomination-for-a-female-to-be-a-president-marital-deficiencies-are-always-high-in-such-countries-nigerian-researcher-speaks-against-croatian-female-president/

Don't worry I will reserve my comments till when I become president of this country

I will fish you out I promise

dkronicle:
The man who slapped his girlfriend for four eggs has finally been found on Facebook .



4 eggs = 130
Girls better buy your own egg before going to ur boos house to avoid punchs.




From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/07/nigerian-man-who-slapped-his-girlfriend.html

WAIT OH PASTOR WOMAN COMES AND SPENDS THE NIGHT IN YOUR HOUSE

ebonflexy:
See the image below.
Obviously the reason she got slapped is because she decided to act like a spoilt brat in his home, throwing away his eggs after he asked her to use less. Obviously this female lacks home training and, above all, respect.

Let's be real, things are real in naija.
When you are a guest in someone's house, when you are asked to use less of something, THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE is not to kukuma throw the whole thing away like a stupid fool. What if he wanted to use some? Did she buy it? Why throw his resources away to act stupid? Actions like that speak lowly of your upbringing and your ability to think before acting.

Make no mistake, the bitch had that slap coming.
Not because she wanted to eat 4 eggs,
Not because somebody is "broke",
Not because of poverty,
But because she clearly disrespected this man in his own home AND willfully destroyed/wasted his property over a simple cautionary request.

MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU.


PEOPLE WILL BE TALKING TRASH SAYING ITS POVERTY WHEN WE HAVE GOT KIDS IN ORPHANAGES AND SOME LESS PRIVILEGED WHO CAN'T AFFORD AN EGG IN WEEKS YET THIS GIRL HAD TO POUR IT AWAY

IF SHE DID THIS NONSENSE IN MY HOUSE SHE WILL NOT ONLY GET A SLAP BUT LICK UP EVERYTHING FROM THE SINK

ClassRep001:
Why are they fleeing?

Are they better than those who died in the Otedola fire scandal?

Smh

You really don't have to tell the whole world how silly and wicked you are

obinnand:
I visited a medical laboratory for culture test. When I came back to collect the result. They collected another of my blood sample saying that they want to be sure, that I should please come the next day. The following day I returned they also colleted my blood sample saying that they want to be very sure. When I finally got the result it states that my HIV status is indeterminate. They advice me to come back in 3 months time for another test. This thing happened about 3 days ago since then I have not been myself. I need advice and I have never slept with a woman. Please medical laboratory scientists in the lab help me. My blood group is O.

Why did you go for a culture test in the first place
Go to a teaching or general hospital
And uhm you don't have to sleep with a woman to contact HIV

ChiefAzubuike:
Please you have to realize Mr Buhari is an old man and body no be firewood. He is not strong enough to leave Abuja and travel to plateau on an impromptu. Moreover he has a lot to think about and sort out from his busy schedule. The man can not come and kill himself because if these never satisfied Nigerians. He didn't even beg them to vote him in the first place.

God forgive you....

GentlePEACE:
To qualify to be on the
Matriculation List:
Print your Admission Letter
Online from the e-Facility
Platform
Print your Result Slip Online
from the e-Facility Platform
Verify the two documents with
the admission officer in your
Institution

@thebolded; do one physicall go to the admission officer for verification or how?

I gained admission through predegree
Got jamb admission letter a year after
Now they are telling me my name is not on the matriculation list when I tried checking my mobilization status
Yet my department has pasted a list of prospective Corp members
What do I do mbok

nairavsdollars:
Prince Tony Momoh, a former Minister of Information and chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) has said President Muhammadu Buhari is laying foundation for a prosperous Nigeria now and will complete the foundation during his second term in office.

Speaking in an interview with INDEPENDENT, Momoh who appealed to Nigerians to ensure Buhari wins re-election next year said he is sure the president will win the election with more massive votes than many people can think of.

Also speaking on the claims by some Nigerians that the president has not done enough in the last three years, Momoh said only impatient Nigerians are criticising the President, adding that Buhari was well prepared for the presidency owing to the experienced he has garnered over the years.

Buhari is laying a foundation and I plead with Nigerians to ensure that he returns and I believe he will return with more massive votes than anyone can think of now. If he returns, he is going to finish the foundation he is laying now.

“Nigeria has a future and a mission and the foundation is being laid now and Buhari is prepared for it. Look at his background. He is the only person who in Nigeria said he wants to be President and he didn’t ask for any other job and he became President.


“Do you think all these preparations in 2003, 2007, 2011 and now is nothing? Even before the Civil War, in 1966 he has been in public life, lived everywhere and train everywhere in Nigeria. Do you think he will go to that office with empty head?

“It is people who are impatient that are criticising him. Everything is structured. Of course, there are lots of people around him who will normally try to mislead him but he doesn’t take action on anything until he is convinced about it,” he said.


Read more https://independent.ng/only-impatient-nigerians-are-criticising-buhari-tony-momoh/

He didn't come with empty head.. He came with no head at all

funkyibodude:
A female friend of mine brought up an issue that have been bothering her so much she said that she needs an urgent advice on what to do. Here's her story
She met a guy last year in a friend's get together party and they both fell for each other. According to her story the guy works with an insurance company in Lagos and my friend was about to go for her NYSC when they both met. So because of the heated romance between them, she decided to work her NYSC posting to Lagos state. During her service year the guy proposed to her and she accepted. So they both went for family introduction. Few months after her introduction, her father called her and told her that she should come home that there's something urgent he wants to tell her. When she traveled back home, her dad told her that the have done some investigation into the guy's Family and the discovered that the guy is an OSU ( meaning outcast in Igbo land) and their village still practice the osu caste system. So the implication there is the both can't get married. And if she insist in getting married to him that her family will not be part of it, literally she's on her own with the guy, she's so heart broken now because she loves her family and she told me she can't imagine her world without him. And more so she's few weeks pregnant for him and the have started making plans for their wedding. How can she break this news to her fiancee?!!.. She told me she rather dies than not marry him.



Please I would appreciate matured advice
e only because this is really a sensitive issue that involves tradition and beliefs, no attacking of any personality or ethnic group. it can happen to anyone out there. Thanks

God in heaven parents still out to frustrate their own child's happiness in this era...God is in control if they are meant to be God will conquer all temptations

Naijasinglegirl:
I asked a close single friend to accompany me on one of my boyfriend hunting mission but she said she was tied up and referred another mutual friend of ours.

Let's call the new girl Suzy.

I told my friend I was going to consider going out with Suzy on the condition that she doesn't tell Suzy what my actual intentions were before she goes about telling people that I am always roaming Lagos looking for a man.

So Saturday evening, Suzy met me at home and we set off to The Palms at Lekki with my N4500 vex money tucked in my pocket.
I should have read the signs when we got to Obalende and she said there is no way she is going to arrive The Palms in a danfo or Keke Napep amongst all those rich people. I already had a balance of N4300 and N1500 for a cab from Obalende to The Palms seemed reasonable so I willingly paid since I was the one that dragged her out.

We barely arrived the mall when she grabbed my arm and led me to Coldstone. "I'm craving Icecream like mad," she said.

She ordered four flavours while I watched from the corner. I have had Coldstone Icecream only twice (the best Ice-cream I have ever had in my life and a friend brought it home) but I was scared of ordering since I didn't know the actual price before I end up washing Ice cream cones in the event I am unable to pay.

When she collected her ice-cream, she said, "OMG! This new malt flavour is so nice. *NSG* you need to try it!"

Before I could say the doctor said Coldstone Ice-cream is not good for my kidney, she had already ordered two scoops of malt flavour for me. There were too many people there and I didn't want to cause a scene so I collected the ice cream with a very heavy heart...and paid with my money cos Suzy was already walking away...licking hers greedily.

I have never been so miserable licking ice cream all my life.

I just kept thinking of how many plates of fanice my N1200 could have gotten me at Shoprite!

Once we were done, I told her let's move around and window shop for a boyfriend for me.

She took me inside one boutique and spent close to an hour checking out bags and clothes. She wasted one hour of my life cos she didn't buy anything!

When we got out, she said she didn't have strength to move around except she eats.

Before I could tell her let's go out to the Aboki's Place at Sandfield for indomie&egg, she grabbed my hands and led me to KFC.

She told me to reserve a seat for us & watch her bag while she ordered food. Minutes later, I saw her approaching our table with a tray containing two cartons of KFC!

She said "Ermm... your own food is N1200. I didn't get drink for you cos I didn't know which one you would like."

Then she pushed one of the cartons containing two pieces of chicken and chips to my side of the table.

KFC when I was only hungry for a man?

"What is this? Did I tell you to buy me FOOD! Did I tell you I was hungry! Is this why we are here? Now I don't even have transport to return home!" I shouted.

She said she was very sorry that she thought I was hungry too and she was going to take care of our tp home.

I took out N1200 from my bag and slid it to where she sat. The silly girl quickly took the money and put it inside her purse while I sat frowning. I was too angry to touch my food while she ate hers in relish.

I decided that I can as well eat it since the damage had already been done. I cut big slices of chicken with a handful of chips and swallowed hurriedly cos I was too angry to chew. In the process, bone got stuck in my throat.

The silly Suzy had already finished her drink, I had only N200 in my bag, no ATM card and I was too proud to beg. I couldn't even breathe or speak well cos of the bone and thirst.

I told her we needed to get home ASAP but she said I should chill for thirty mins that she had texted her boyfriend' to come pick us cos a heavy rain had began to fall.

I thought of the major reason I was there and how to make the most of my thirty minutes but the rain had chased all the Lekki bachelors out of the mall. I was almost shedding tears cos I just spent N4,500 for nothing!

Eventually, Suzy's boyfriend showed up! One igbo boy that had permed the life out of his hair.

We all went to sit at the general cafeteria. Both of them were engaging in PDA and discussing relationship people problems.

The silly boy could not even offer to buy me water to flush down the bone in my throat. I took out my phone and started playing candy crush until my phone died.

Time was about 9pm and neither of them said anything about us leaving the mall...and there I was, almost dying of thirst.

He turned to Suzy and said, "Your friend has been so quiet. Why?"

What is an angry single girl supposed to contribute to relationship people discussion?

Why won't I be quiet when a bone was choking my throat?

Why won't I be quiet when his girlfriend would rather use all her strength to 'baby, I love you' her boyfriend rather than help me hunt for my own boyfriend? I just told them I am sleepy and I didn't come here to count stars in the mall.

That was when both of them finally got up. I got home around 10:35pm.

What a stupid weekend!


http://naijasinglegirl.com/my-boyfriend-hunting-experience-in-lekki/

lmao badly silly weekend indeed..hope the bone is safely out tho