Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,136 members, 7,814,976 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 03:26 AM

Tonade's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Tonade's Profile / Tonade's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Autos / Re: A Clean Registered Honda Bulldog for 430k (cheapest ever) by tonade: 6:46pm On Sep 14, 2012
can 350k fly this ride?
Autos / Re: Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 4:45pm On Sep 13, 2012
no sir, 750k cant fly.
Autos / Re: Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2012
price has been reduced. Asking is now 1.1m.
Autos / Re: Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 9:03am On Sep 09, 2012
available
Autos / Re: Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 9:03am On Sep 08, 2012
Still available. Price negotiable.
Autos / Re: Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 2:48pm On Sep 07, 2012
available
Autos / Re: Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 10:48am On Sep 07, 2012
more

Autos / Re: Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 10:42am On Sep 07, 2012
more pics

Autos / Very Clean Naija Used 2003 Mitsubishi Outlander by tonade: 10:16am On Sep 07, 2012
Very clean used Mitsubishi Outlander for sale.
Interior; Fabric
Mileage; 120k
Asking; 1.250m
Call or text; 08066735846
Serious buyers only please

Travel / Re: African Country ,You Won't Find A Nigerian In ? by tonade: 1:18pm On Aug 21, 2012
timmy1999:

Mr I sabi talk...whos still in school..you better mind ur language...and who told u,I want to go to South sudan..if they give me d visa,I wont go..and u talk as if u be president(everytin dat happens passes ttru my desk)..ur desks indeed..anyway..if u really want to prove a point,why not post pics of south sudan..u can't.cos there is nothing to show..than empty land, camp with pple getting aid etc...shalla

Mr OP why dont you also post facts to buttress your point?? You just dey make noise for forum here , fighting anyone that seems to disagree with you. You don reach S.Sudan before?
Music/Radio / Re: Square Records Drops May-D From Label by tonade: 11:50am On Aug 21, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Etaki: Maybe d guy dey disturb them with 'Soundtrack' for Sleep.
Sports / Re: Team Nigeria's Poor Olympics Performance: Causes? by tonade: 9:25am On Aug 10, 2012
afam4eva:
There are always trials where the best athletes are selected. So, technically, they're the best we have in the country right now.

i kind of disagree, i have seen situations where if an athlete has the funds to 'settle' the coach, he/she makes the final list.
Politics / Re: Northern Youths Warn Asari Dokubo And Edwin Clark by tonade: 2:20pm On Aug 08, 2012
Galaxydon1: I want to fight. I pray we will win this time, my happiness is that i will be rich after the war cos i will loot beyond imagination.

thats if you are not history by then...na you sabi pass?
Politics / Re: Northern Youths Warn Asari Dokubo And Edwin Clark by tonade: 2:12pm On Aug 08, 2012
Bunch of idiotic silly twats on this NL, you all seat behind your screens typing rubbish about a certain tribe being cowards and all regarding war. You talk about it like its some action movie or so, silly punks..why una no carry gun go find boko haram if you know say your tribe brave?

3 Likes

Car Talk / Re: Strange Selling Of Toyota Camry 2007/2008 Cars by tonade: 8:24pm On Aug 05, 2012
could it be because they have a good 2nd hand value? You could still get a very good amount of money as a seller of a naija used 07/08 camry.
Car Talk / Re: 25 Rules For Driving In Lagos by tonade: 8:37pm On Aug 01, 2012
callydon: 25 Rules of driving in Lagos
1. When in doubt, accelerate!

2. Be prepared to ram into anything stopping you that is wearing uniform in Lagos (police,traffic warden, FRSC, Kai brigade, fire brigade, VIO, LASTMA, LAMATA, LASWA)

3.If you get caught by any chance, do not allow them to enter your car, if they happen to get in do not drive from that spot (veer off traffic & settle promply), and if they don’t agree, pretend that you are calling your uncle who is in the army (believe me it always works), never follow them to any sort of office except you are ready to pay ten times more than what was demanded.

4. Never give police or VIO your original particulars (whether expired or up to date).

5. Danfo drivers believe they are immortal. Never yield to the temptation to teach them otherwise.

6. Okada riders have a pact with suicide, avoid them like a plaque.

7. Avoid BRT buses in all ramifications, they have no brakes.

8. Taxi cabs (oko asewo) should always have the right of way, all of them have been driving in Lagos for 25 years.

9. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.

10. The first parking space you see will be the last parking space you see. Grab it. Survival of the fittest you may say!

11. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes (and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations to test drivers’ reflexes and shock absorbers,( I saw one man fishing in one of the potholes last week).

12. There is no such thing as “one-way” in Lagos. Expect traffic from any direction at all times. The okada riders are the experts in this area.

13. Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive bodywork, except you want to spend your whole Saturday at the panel beater’s place.

14. Morning rush-hours are equivalent to Lagos grand prix (who gets to the junction first).

15. There is no such thing as a short-cut during rush-hour traffic in Lagos. Everybody might be inclined to take that ’short-cut’.

16. When asking for directions, always ask at least three people. Lagosians always claim to know every inch of the city – even areas they’ve never been to.

17. Use extreme caution when pulling into service lanes. Service lanes are not for breaking down the traffic, but for speeding, especially during rush hour.

18. Never use directional signals, since they only confound and distract other Lagos drivers, who are not used to them.

19. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals. Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will think you are making obscene gestures to them. This could be very bad for you in Lagos.

20. Hazard lights (popularly called “double pointer”) is not, (as commonly supposed) used to indicate a hazard. It is a warning to you that he is a bonafide Lagos driver, he’s headed ’straight’ and as such, will not stop under any circumstance. Take him extremely seriously especially if he backs it up with a continuous blast from his “horn”.

21. At any given time, do not stand on the zebra crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, or else you will have to explain to the on coming traffic whether you look like a zebra.

22. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only to make you feel guilty.

23. Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.

24. In Lagos every spot is a potential bus stop. FRSC and LASTMA know that too. It is in their constitution.

25. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat tyre!!!

HORNING IN LAGOS
Horn’ when someone executes a dangerous maneouvre.

‘Horn’ when you’re about to move off.

‘Horn’ when you’re about to overtake.

‘Horn’ when someone is about to overtake you.

‘Horn’ when turning into a road.

‘Horn’ when emerging from a road.

‘Horn’ back when someone horns at you. It’s considered good etiquette.

‘Horn’ when you hear a chorus of horns. Don’t worry if you don’t know what all the ‘horning’ is about.

‘Horn’ when you’re happy.

‘Horn’ to the beat when you’re playing music in your car.

Good luck, as you expeditiously navigate through Lagos and hustle and bustle!


'Callydon' explains why this piece is beautifully put together...cant stop laughing.
Nairaland / General / Re: Would You Go To This Zoo? (pics) by tonade: 4:22pm On Jul 27, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
Why does it not surprise me that there's no black tourist amongst them?
Black men don't get down like that..We dont 'risks' it at all.
Crime / Re: Man Arraigned For Duping Girlfriend Of N400,000 by tonade: 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2012
alaoeri: The guy wicked oh after digging deep her punny wella still duped her again. Chai ϐöȋ̊z don kolo grin


very funny indeed!! na sharp guy, the continuous craze of wanting to go 'abroad' in search of greener pastures will see more people fall mugu for these scams. These guys always claim to have 'connections' in the embassy....wonder why them no arrange visa's for themselves. I mean if you have a legit 'yankee' connection, why you no arrange am for yourself go yankee?

1 Like

Autos / Re: Honda Accord (EOD) SOLD by tonade: 10:16am On Jul 13, 2012
how much?
Autos / Re: Honda Accord 2004 Model @price N1.250m by tonade: 10:10am On Jul 13, 2012
you put up this ad here to sell, how come when people inquire you ignore their questions. i feel this is rather disrespectful...you keep replying with 'available".
you should be ready to disclose more information about the car if you want to sell.
Autos / Re: I V TEC FOR SALE , I ROBOT CALL FOR 08065144130/08179939792. by tonade: 10:04am On Jul 13, 2012
send details to tonadegrande@yahoo.com
Autos / Re: Registered End-of-discussion by tonade: 4:06pm On Jul 12, 2012
whats your last aking on this ride?
Autos / Re: Very Neat 2003 Honda EOD For Sale Registered. by tonade: 3:32pm On Jul 12, 2012
hi is this car still available? and is my offer of 900 ok? so i can come for inspection and payment.
Autos / Re: 2005 Honda Accord ( Registered) SOLD by tonade: 2:54pm On Jul 12, 2012
whats your asking price on this ride?
Autos / Re: out! by tonade: 2:39pm On Jul 12, 2012
HRIP HYIP go ahead if you want your money burnt. readers beware...even the blog site looks shady, earning $1000 daily, you should be able to put up a better blog site than that. i'll do you one for half your daily income price. GTFOH
Politics / Re: How Is PHCN Doing In Your Area? by tonade: 8:39pm On Jul 06, 2012
While some speak of improvement its worthy to note that this improvement is not experienced by all. i havent had electricity in my area for months now, we average 2hours daily @ Pedro, Lagos. if there is stable electricity coming from kainji then i can only suspect foul play from our local power station.
Politics / Re: How Is PHCN Doing In Your Area? by tonade: 8:39pm On Jul 06, 2012
While some speak of improvement its worthy to note that this improvement is not experienced by all. i havent had electricity in my area for months now, we average 2hours daily @ Pedro, Lagos. if there is stable electricity coming from kainji then i can only suspect foul play from our local power station.
Autos / Re: Halo, Projector, Led, Angel Eye Headlights by tonade: 10:49pm On Jul 01, 2012
Hi, how much will it cost me for Halo headlights for a 2003 Honda Accord and Toyota Camry 2004 models? also can you also supple trafficator side mirrors? please let me know the costs and delivery period? inbox me... tonadegrande@yahoo.com
Autos / Re: Super Dupa Clean Registered Honda Accord Eod For Just 1.2M 08097930879 by tonade: 10:25pm On Jul 01, 2012
is this car still available? offering 1.050m
Autos / Re: 2003 Honda Accord For Sale (naija Used) by tonade: 10:08pm On Jul 01, 2012
please send details and pictures to tonadegrande@yahoo.com
Autos / Re: Sold! Sold!! Sold!!! Clean Registered EOD Up For Grabs by tonade: 10:06pm On Jul 01, 2012
is this car still available and whats your last asking price/ im offering 850?
Autos / Re: Very Neat 2003 Honda EOD For Sale Registered. by tonade: 10:05pm On Jul 01, 2012
900k cash?

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 27
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.