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Gaming / Re: I Need Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console by Toneyo(m): 1:41pm On Apr 15, 2022
Because It's a PC handled console. I can play it whenever I find time.

Nepa frustrates me a lot cause I only find time to my PS4 on late weekend nights due to work. I cant run generator all through the night because it is not allowed in the estate where I leave.

Crafteck1:
E go hard plus what makes you feel you need it

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Gaming / I Need Valve Steam Deck Handheld Console by Toneyo(m): 11:59am On Apr 15, 2022
Hello NL Gamers!!!

Where can I get Valve Steam Deck in Lagos State? If anyone have for sale, should reply me on this post.

Gaming / Re: Can Steam Deck Dethrone Playstation Vita And Nintendo Switch? by Toneyo(m): 11:58pm On Apr 13, 2022
The Valve Steam Deck and Aya Neo cant even be found on the Nigerian market.

All we have is PS, Xbox and Nintendo switches.
Phones / Re: NCC: Telcos To Pay ₦200,000 Fine Per Line Over Failure To Verify NIN by Toneyo(m): 12:15pm On Sep 06, 2021
You enrol; it takes NIMC forever to generate an NIN. You're lucky to get NIN generated. It wont be valid. You take it to the bank, not valid, to register SIM, not verified. You try to link the NIN to your lines, you get the "no record found for this NIN" or "invalid number".

How is this the fault of telcos? This country sef taya me o!

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Health / Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by Toneyo(m): 10:19pm On Jun 20, 2021
I had this about a year and 3 months. This got nothing to do with plate licking.

I used antibiotics and NCP but it didnt work.

OP, you will spend nothing to treat this in less than 5 days.

This was how I treated mine.

Wrap cotton wool on a clean broomstick long enough to reach the affected areas. Soak the wool with warm water, then dip the wool in salt.

Place the scrub the wool on affected areas. Repeat it like 3 times in the morning, 3 times in afternoon and 3 times in the evening before you go to bed.

And please dont drink cold water. Within 5 days the injuries would be gone.

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Technology Market / Re: Come here for ALL gaming consoles and accessories. Ps4, Xbox, Switch & Laptops by Toneyo(m): 11:26am On Jun 18, 2021
tivta:


Thanks for the feedback.

You are welcome.
Technology Market / Re: Come here for ALL gaming consoles and accessories. Ps4, Xbox, Switch & Laptops by Toneyo(m): 10:01am On Jun 18, 2021
No power cable, No HDMI cable and USB charging cable. It is not a brand new console.

Console, Game pad and about 7 or 8 games installed.


tivta:


Did the console come with power cable, HDMI cable and charging cable
Technology Market / Re: Come here for ALL gaming consoles and accessories. Ps4, Xbox, Switch & Laptops by Toneyo(m): 11:16pm On Jun 16, 2021
I got this Console from McMayor today. Used console but clean and good as new.

A well mannered and good marketer. He is legit. One of the best I have bought from. I recommend him

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Sports / Re: My Brother Sent Me 1m To Bet Chelsea Win Man City. Should I Play It? by Toneyo(m): 11:32pm On May 29, 2021
I hoped you played the game!? Hmmm, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Education / Re: Akeredolu Orders Recitation Of Oodua Anthem In Schools by Toneyo(m): 11:56am On Mar 05, 2021
Anigreat:
shocked






If this is true, i commend Akeredolu, you did well. Far more better than reciting the zoo anthem.



South East and south south Governors should emulate this too.


See i am not hyping o...but have you ever listen to BIAFRA ANTHEM before? the composer and the tune giver of that anthem deserves nothing but a special place in God's right hand side in heaven.
What a great piece. The anthem is full of patriotism, hope, Joy and above all so EMOTIONAL. If you're an emotional person, there's no way you won't shade tears when listening to the anthem. That's how a sensible anthem should be unlike the zoo anthem

Your comment made me to search for the anthem online. I listened to it for the first time, I was like wow!

I had to listen to it repeated 7 times before I was distracted by a call. It is all what you described.

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Family / Re: Undetected Sickle Celler by Toneyo(m): 10:43am On Jan 31, 2021
philip0906:

Huh? What are you still doing married to such a liar? A woman who lies to you about her geneotype and never apologises when she's caught, yet you sleep on the same bed with her and eat the food she cooks? You don't love your life? undecided

Things really got messy last year. I stopped eating her food not because of the genotype issue. I dont sleep on same bed with her again nor make love to her. I said in my earlier statement, I said lots of discoveries later came up.

I have my little penthouse I stay, but do return home cause of the kids, like 2 or 3 times a week. I dont want to go into details, especially on social media.

I had to make a statement on this particular issue cause it is just like my story/experience. I almost lost that boy. You wont believe my wife refused me to take him to the hospital when he was in a serious crisis? She said it was a spiritual attack from my village.

That was the prophecy and revelation given to her in the church. It took courage, wisdom and patience to convince her to let me take him to hospital. She was so adamant and wouldn't let me take him.

Hmm, her saving grace was that she was 7 months pregnant, because I couldn't bear it anymore seeing that little innocent boy in pains. For almost 48hrs she refused to let me take him to the hospital.

God knows if it wasn't for her condition then, the devil would have used me to cause serious havoc on her, because I was already loosing my mind but due to that I'm a very patient person and do tolerate a lot.

God knows how it hurts me to see my home crumble, but for peace to reign, I had to leave home and get another place because I couldn't her nags anymore. There are to my story, but I wont go any further.

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Family / Re: Undetected Sickle Celler by Toneyo(m): 9:19pm On Jan 30, 2021
Same thing happened to me. Prior to marriage. My wife claimed she was AA. I'm AS. I demanded for test result. She told me she can't find it again as it has been very long she did the test.

She claimed all her siblings are all AA. The whole thing bursted when my 3rd son fell seriously ill. He always for sick until a day, he had priapism at such young age, so I took him to the hospital.

I demanded the lab technician to conduct a genotype test and blood group test. He turned out to be SS, but same blood group with mine.

Wife was still claiming she was AA. Right there, I demanded she took a genotype test. Within minutes result was out. She is AS. She scammed me. Ever since that time my marriage has been a shamble.

She never apologized for the lie. No remorse till this day. I have been doing everything not to lose that boy.

So, many things has really happened from that day. Lots of discoveries. I was never truly loved but for the sake of I want to get married. All for her selfishness.


2mch:
Some people believe if they believe something, it will happen. Like Genotype change from AS to AA. That woman lied before marriage. The husband should have demanded evidence of the tests.

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Family / Re: I Am Beginning To Hate My Only Son by Toneyo(m): 12:24am On Jan 12, 2021
CalliDora1:


Lol..

What got me pissed was the word hate he used. at such odd hours a child came calling and you don't care to know why but you're only concerned about satisfying your self. What if the child was being chased by something or he had a nightmare?

Let him not go and harm the innocent boy because this one shock me o. A father hating on a two year old?? It is finished.


Him never see anything. At mid night doing the do... "daddy, I want to wee wee". Daddy or mummy, " I need water".

Or is it the mid night cry to my bedroom? Sometimes, they all want to sleep in the bedroom. Sometimes, I'm to sleep on the bedroom floor while they invade my bed space with their mum.

I can go on and on. I and wifey just have to device a means to do it.

Chairman is there hating, while I will be the one to attend to them while madam would be fronting hissing.

Oga OP, you better dont hate that boy. He even had a chat with you!? And you ignored him. How I love to listen to their blabbering and reply them in my best way of understanding.

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Family / Re: I Am Beginning To Hate My Only Son by Toneyo(m): 11:27pm On Jan 11, 2021
Hahahahaha. Laugh wan kill me here o! See this one? You hate your son cos his disturbs your sex with madam!

I have 4 sons. They all did that to me. The last one still does till today. Even the 1st one who is 10 years old is over protective of his mum till today.

I cant have privacy with his mum without him sneaking in. Even to discuss privately na wahala. My wife is a screamer, I just cant help it the gbola too good.

Boys do that a lot. They always protect their mum. Even if I have the door locked, they will knock and demand for one thing or the other even at mid night.

Though, a little cool now from the older ones but the last born is damn not giving up.

Do your thing in the morning or weekends when they have all gone out to play. Or send them to neighbors house. Thats how I do mine this days.

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Family / Re: I Found This Pseudoscorpion Dead at the Corner Of My Bed. Jesus Is Lord by Toneyo(m): 3:19pm On Jan 09, 2021
This one be like normal house cockroach na! The venom no strong. E be like just normal soldier and sting.

Just like those small centipede sting, but centipede own pain pass this scorpion specie.
Romance / Re: Major Sex Scandals That Rocked Nigeria by Toneyo(m): 12:11pm On Jan 09, 2021
post=97873533:


Sometimes you’re so afraid you last only a few minutes. Shame on you men!





Tell me Manna! For you to know one could last few minutes due to fear of being caught, you must have done it yourself.

Abi no be so?

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS : How Do I Track A Fraudulent POS Transaction? by Toneyo(m): 9:22am On Jan 09, 2021
Tenshades:


So, are you saying some people who use ATM cards at POS terminals too can't report to their banks that their account was used for fraudulent transactions?

I gave you insights why POS agents don't usually accepts transfer transactions. It has landed so many of them in trouble. Many have paid what for money they didn't steal.

The Nigerian system dont really protect POS agents on transfer transactions so long the money was transferred to an account. Even businessmen have fallen victim of the ussd/app transfer transactions.

Now, for your question above; they can make reports. And your reply does not correlate with what I said earlier.

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS : How Do I Track A Fraudulent POS Transaction? by Toneyo(m): 7:36am On Jan 09, 2021
Tenshades:


You need to run away from any POS agent who refuses to receive transfer from you.




Most POS agents refuses this type of transfer transactions cos it lands them in trouble. Some of the customers are fraudsters with fake alert, or uses a stolen phone to do the transfer.

My neighbour's daughter got into trouble with her bank. She had to pay 55k she didn't eat.

Some people would do transfer and still report to their banks that their account was used for fraudulent transactions.

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Politics / Re: How Is The Electricity Bill In Your Area? by Toneyo(m): 4:52pm On Dec 21, 2020
Nov. Bill 27,500 just for 2 bedroom flat alone. 4hrs light at most a day. No light on weekends.

Oct was 22,600. Sept. 19,400.
Pets / Re: Rare Iridescent Snake Discovered In Vietnam - (Photos) by Toneyo(m): 7:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
This one wey resemble worm snake.
Agriculture / Re: My Sasso Chicken Farming From Day Old by Toneyo(m): 8:50pm On Nov 30, 2020
Redomi:

Noeloge82

He will be my guild in the nearest future. I have seen his threads.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Receives Beating Of His Life For Calling A Fuel Attendant 'monkey' In SA by Toneyo(m): 12:23pm On Nov 25, 2020
He has good looks.


Respect55:

You look like a scarecrow

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Agriculture / Re: My Sasso Chicken Farming From Day Old by Toneyo(m): 3:51pm On Nov 18, 2020
I will follow this thread. I want to learn something from your experience.

I look forward to see more updates from you. If you dont mind to share the farm/company your are buying from.
Crime / Re: S*x-for-passport: Nigerian Embassy In Germany Suspends Official Caught by Toneyo(m): 1:33pm On Nov 18, 2020
Men with small preek! Why una like to dey sexually harass women?
Crime / Re: Sanwo-Olu Family House On Fire. His Mother Lives There (Video) by Toneyo(m): 11:17am On Oct 21, 2020
Unik3030:
bro check nairaland well n u will realise Igbos have used their insensitivity to derail this struggle n it could lead to tribal war.just imagine when u see lines like
*thank God their beautiful Lagos is being destroyed
*Lagos turning to war zone,at least they will rest now
*Tinubu going d Awolowo way
*we will bring Lagos down either they like it or not.
*by the time we are through with Lagos, Somalia will b paradise.

it's obvious Igbos have a different agenda order than fighting our common enemy which is the government.

At this stage I can say the struggle has turned tribal

Most people that speaks against Yorubas are not the Igbos and many that speaks against the Igbos are not the Yorubas. They do these things to incite hatred among this two great tribes.

The tactics is divide and rule. They have realised our strength through this protest. The strength is UNITY!

Think about it.

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Politics / Re: EndSARS Protesters Raise Funds To Buy A Protester Prosthetic Leg (photo). by Toneyo(m): 1:39pm On Oct 18, 2020
Nairaland promotes tribalism and division. Many accounts on nairaland are paid entities that causes division in Nigeria.

If nairaland was to be true; every accounts that talks tribalism and and mostly instigate division amongst Nigeria should be ban for life.

The level of tribalism here on Nairaland is nauseating that one would think thats how it is in every streets of Nigeria.

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Computers / Re: Windows 10 Problems And Solutions (official Microsoft Windows 10 links added) by Toneyo(m): 12:56pm On Oct 09, 2020
Where can I get original windows 10 OS full version with original license key?

And the cost!
TV/Movies / Re: Laycon Rocks Nengi And Rubs Her Butt As Finalists Enjoy The Jacuzzi by Toneyo(m): 11:25am On Sep 26, 2020
This lady is smart. She allowed him cause he might be the winner. They smell the dollars from afar.

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Sports / Re: Who Is Your Deadliest Number 9 Ever by Toneyo(m): 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2020
Timo Werner
TV/Movies / Re: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by Toneyo(m): 11:43am On Sep 09, 2020
MZEE01:
I know a friend who is very tall with a short joystick when at flaccid.

Believe me, the penis grows twice at tall of a length similar to that of a village cooking spoon when he is genuinely craving for satisfaction.

I don't want to say it's a disadvantage to him, because a lot of girls are easily deceived into stereotyping his organ at sight.

He deals with them



That type of penis is called GROWER. Grower and Shower.

Growers dont reveal from the pants/trousers but but grows times 3 or more of it flaccid size.

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Family / Re: I Am Suspecting My Wife Is Cheating. Should I Confront Her? by Toneyo(m): 8:01am On Sep 06, 2020
You dont have to confront her. Tell her straight, you know all that has been happening behind your back.

Dont talk much. Just tell her your health is very important for you and you need it to grow so that you can take good care of your kids.

Then become unpredictable. No send her. Just lockup and act like nothing dey happen. You will see wonders happening from her side.

You dont have to push for more findings, all you know already is enough to know she is seeing another man.

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