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RomanceRe: I Caught My Sister's Husband In A Club With Another Ladyy by Toneyo: 8:43pm On Jan 25, 2015
Keep asking for an advice until he infects her with STDs and HIV, then you will have yourself to blame for not telling.
TravelRe: If You Could Pick One Country To Live In, Which Would You Choose & Why? by Toneyo: 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2014
Switzerland. One of the best economy in europe. High pay jobs, though they got high bills.
BusinessRe: 9 Natural Qualities That Make Igbos Business Minded by Toneyo: 5:37pm On Oct 08, 2014
[quote author=jamalee post=26971425]I've worked with Igbo people in different places and if they find out that there is or there are Yoruba(s) among them, that Yorubas are in hell. These Igbo people will start abusing any Yorubas among them. Why? The will say all sort of things they like. And it is supposed not to be so because we are all one. Guy, don't get upset about my discriminating. I don't know that there is still an Igbn that don't discriminates because every Igbo I've met so far always discriminates Yoruba.[/quot

Same thing happens to me. I live amongst Yorubas. They talk bad things about the Igbos. Inspite me rendering help to the Yorubas around me, yet they still say bad things insults. But thank God I undertood yoruba language, if not I would have been sorry.

They no long say those evil and bad words since they found out I understand yoruba language.

Bro, it's same thing every where in Nigeria. Have you lived in the north? Then you will understand it's every where in Naija.
I wonder what it will look like in 20 years to come (oh our children)
BusinessRe: Revealed: President Jonathan Is The Sixth Richest President In The World by Toneyo: 4:32pm On Oct 08, 2014
Hmm. Na wa o. Inspite all these years in power yet Africans dies in poverty.

God is watching.
SportsRe: Germany Vs Argentina Who Is Your Man Of The Match?? by Toneyo: 11:36pm On Jul 13, 2014
Arjen Robben should have been awarded the golden ball.
SportsRe: Germany Vs Argentina Who Is Your Man Of The Match?? by Toneyo: 11:27pm On Jul 13, 2014
What did messi played today? I wonder why most people are saying messi! On Argentine's side - Mascherano; The German's side Bastian Schwersteinger.
FashionRe: A Public Service Announcement To Nigerian Women Who Bleach Their Skin. by Toneyo: 12:11am On Dec 21, 2013
Tomiwa Damola: There are naturally light skinned Yorùbá people.
Go and search in Oyo state, if you can find one natural light skinned except albino. Apart from Oyo, yorubas are too dark skinned. My observation though.
SportsRe: What Will You Do If Nigeria Takes The World Cup? by Toneyo: 12:15am On Dec 07, 2013
I will celebrate my 32nd birthday for the first time. ;DI will celebrate my 32nd birthday for the first time.
SportsRe: Odartey Lamptey Discovers 3 Children Not His by Toneyo: 1:08pm On Nov 30, 2013
I thank God my kids resemble me die. Even people they call them my replicas.

My advic for men. If ur pikin to resemble you, better go do DNA test. Women get mind o.
Music/RadioRe: Evergreen Nigerian Songs by Toneyo: 5:49pm On Oct 26, 2013
Blacky - Rosie
Daniel Wilson- Mr. Raggamofy
Majeck Fasheck - So long
RomanceRe: Why Guys Fear To Date Beautiful Women by Toneyo: 9:46pm On Oct 24, 2013
Ihedinobi: And men have been showoffs since when we walked around in our birthday suits. Why should I be any less? I certainly don't mind showing my girl off or having her feel like a prize. That's what being a nice guy is about grin
And you forget your mama in the village cuz of one beautiful biatch?
Foreign AffairsRe: Couple Jailed For Selling Their Baby For An Ipad by Toneyo: 1:33pm On Oct 23, 2013
Seanixking: (sipping my alomo wit kilishi).......wat r de talkin sefhuh baby 4 an ipad...hmm i beta sell my joystick 4 nokia 3310.... lipsrsealed
I guess it has HIV, if not it ur joystick would be priceless
RomanceRe: Why Sex Should Be After Marriage by Toneyo: 5:47pm On Sep 26, 2013
pekelepekele: Dey deceive yourself . Nah alum she use wash her thing for you wey you no know cheesy
I know say u wish say it wife na virgin she be before u marry am.

e fey easy? mtcheew
RomanceRe: Why Sex Should Be After Marriage by Toneyo: 5:02pm On Sep 26, 2013
moscobabs: I met my wife a Virgin and we had our first sex a day after our wedding.it's a pride ooo.don't think any other guy out there can be luckly like me.
RomanceRe: Why Sex Should Be After Marriage by Toneyo: 5:01pm On Sep 26, 2013
moscobabs: I met my wife a Virgin and we had our first sex a day after our wedding.it's a pride ooo.don't think any other guy out there can be luckly like me.
I'm as lucky as u. infact more lucky than u we dated for 3 years, no sex until marriage.

I never knew she was a virgin, not until she told me she was at 25 still a virgin. I don't have to tell her prove it to me, cuz I believed her.

Man No dulling. I'm lucky I thought. I have to do the necessary things to have a wife.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by Toneyo: 10:38pm On Sep 07, 2013
Almost everything we guys have said are true. But to be sincere, some of us guys are not really ready for marriage even while financially strong.

Some men just like to use women for so many years all in the name of marriage then dumps them.

Some will even be playing games till 40. Haba! Do we men ever have this in mind to see our grand children?

No matter how hard the situation may be; there is always someone that can share the hard times with you, then comes the good times.

You might wait for so many years. The good times could just be when you're married.
Foreign AffairsRe: Do You Support The Coming American War Against The Syria Assad Regime by Toneyo: 11:04pm On Sep 04, 2013
Don't get me wrong Frosbel. Whether U like it or it, this gonna happen cos we are in he endtimes...that doesn't mean I wish for souls to perish. It is prophecies being fulfilled. Scriptures encourages us to watch for the day.[/quote]There has been war since the time of Abraham till now. Nations against Nations.

This will only stop if the world would come to.an end. This world is no longer safe for anybody.
Foreign AffairsRe: Do You Support The Coming American War Against The Syria Assad Regime by Toneyo: 10:58pm On Sep 04, 2013
igbo2011: Very true It is all about the media. We need to control the media so we can write our own stories . CNN BBC and FOX are BS and tell lies. We need to have our own that promotes our agenda.
I prefere Aljazeera than those liars. mtcheew. Another invasion.
FashionRe: Demand For Padded Bras, Artificial Bums Rises by Toneyo: 2:31pm On Sep 03, 2013
Van snickers: Do back- Squats in the Gym, instead of buying all these butt enhancers.
Them too lazy to do exercise. Na only to chop, shiit and sleep them sabi.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Warships Moves Into Red Sea Closer To Syria by Toneyo: 12:00pm On Sep 03, 2013
ShymmexLion: Bwahahahahaha

Or Syria/Iran will humiliate the yanks and make them run like the Vietcong did?

The yanks are puzzy! undecided
you're right. I want to see the US fight another war on their own without allies if they are truely the world power.

Is there no other way to bring peace in Syria rather than war? Another way to invade Syria.

I love America, but their ego is getting too much.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Insect Or Animal Will You Want To Cease To Exist? by Toneyo: 9:03pm On Sep 01, 2013
1. Bed bugs 2. Sun flies 3. Mosquitoes. They bite and suck like mad.

Bed bugs reminds me of my bed in d hostels. Sun flies reminds of me of my secondary school days and Mosquitoes are just every where.
SportsRe: Why Mikel, Moses And Omeruo Must Move From Chelsea by Toneyo: 8:01pm On Sep 01, 2013
Moses to Liverpool for improvement? Make una no dey make person vex o. Why una no say make Chelsea loan Mata for improvement.

mtcheew.
EntertainmentRe: WITCH CRAFT: Bird Turns Into A Woman In Okokomaiko, Lagos State [PHOTO] by Toneyo: 7:28am On Jul 31, 2013
What the OP posted was true. My wife told me what happened after she came from market at okoko.

I did not believe her, until I heard some people discussing it in the while going out. As I live close to Okoko.

I went there to see if what I heard was true. To my greatest surprise, the whole place was crowded with people at the police station at Okoko. I couldn't get to see the woman cuz the whole place was over crowded.

What happened was for real.
TV/MoviesRe: Best Three Cartoons Of All Time by Toneyo: 1:07pm On Jul 30, 2013
Spirit

Pocahontas

The Hunchback
SportsRe: An Interesting Analysis Of Mikel & Makelele by Toneyo: 5:47pm On Jul 23, 2013
Chelsea has won 3 EPL not 2
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Commander Killed In Sokoto by Toneyo: 1:13pm On Jul 13, 2013
[quote author=P.Stacks]Nao when I say Religion is and excuse to social vices, they say I'm talking blasphemy..

U stand for what u believe. If u believe religion hook line and sinker u stand for it.. I don't believe in religion..

Religion is a tool of wickedness..
I am not attcking muslims or christains.. I am attacking Religion..

Religion is a tool of Segregation.

People lie in the name of Religion
People kill in the name of Religion
People are deceptive in the name of religion
Pastors open churches for personal financial gains in the name of Religion.
Christains (People) hate Muslims (People) in the name of religion.

Religion would crumble Mankind.[/quote]Shutup if u don't know what to say. Who preaches hatred? Christians or Muslims?
Who condemns other people's religion?
Who kills for religion?

I'm sorry to say this, your so damn foolish. U have not eyes to see who is killing for religion and ears to hear who preaches hate for other religion (christianity).
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Commander Killed In Sokoto by Toneyo: 1:02pm On Jul 13, 2013
marion g: He's into hiding, i pray his day comes soonest.

Welldone jtf. We'll surely win this war as a nation.
they know what they are doing. if they want to get him in 24hrs, they will. its all politics. ask Charles Taylor.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Church Posters by Toneyo: 11:56pm On Jul 07, 2013
Those posters are photoshopped.
OP. why make mockery of churches?
PoliticsRe: 3 Soldiers, Gunmen Killed In Daura Attack – Army by Toneyo: 10:38pm On May 17, 2013
Brainwashed idiots, wasted lots of lives for nothing. killing innocent people for nothing. I wonder why it took so long for FG to act now.

So they too can bleed? They killed armless people, and make noise in every media. Now, let them face JTF in combat not civilians.

I wish their whole family could be wiped out like they did to so many families. they deserve to feel same pain.
PoliticsRe: 3 Soldiers, Gunmen Killed In Daura Attack – Army by Toneyo: 10:37pm On May 17, 2013
Brainwashed idiots, wasted lots of lives for nothing. killing innocent people for nothing. I wonder what why it took so long for FG to act now.

So they too can bled? They killed armless people, and make noise in every media. Now, let them face JTF in combat not civilians.

I wish their whole family could be wiped out like they did to so many families. they deserve to feel same pain.
PoliticsRe: 3 Soldiers, Gunmen Killed In Daura Attack – Army by Toneyo: 10:23pm On May 17, 2013
[quote author=shine-eye]May God of lights guide and guard our troops. May there be minimum loses on their side and maximum loses and depletion on the side of the red devils called BH. Amen. The northern mafia have sown the winds and are now reaping the whirlwinds. The demon they bred has outgrown them and now they are looking for who to blame. Never true to themselves, to others or even to God , they will find blame everywhere except with themselves. Hypocrites of the first order, who have led this country for four miserable decades, yet never prepared to see others try.[/quote]They want to have it all. Suppress others.
Technology MarketRe: Hurry!!!!! One Used Bold 4 White @ 22k... by Toneyo: 6:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
lets see pics and condition of the BB

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