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Crime / Re: Woman Bags 8 Years Imprisonment After She Glued Her Vagina To Implicate Ex by Toneyo(m): 9:05pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
wisest10: They won't do thorough investigation so long it is a black man. |
Family / Re: I Look Too Young And I Find It Hard To Relate With People by Toneyo(m): 9:16pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
You will appreciate your looks when you turn 35 or 40. My mates looks 45 now. For me, I still look like I'm in my late 20s or early 30s. I tell you! You will love it more in your old age. My dad is 71 but looks 60. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by Toneyo(m): 1:43pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
Coolcalmcollect: He left her already, though claiming this wasn't the reason, but I bet it was the build up to his breakup with her. |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by Toneyo(m): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
What a lucky girl? I wished I had a realist and matured lady like your ex. Jealous kid. |
Technology Market / Re: SOLD Iphone 8plus Gold by Toneyo(m): 12:07am On Jan 18, 2020 |
Iamsirpaul1: Can you tell us how he is a scam? I have bought from him. Since 2018 still using the device and still working perfectly. Every part of the phone is still working with no issue. 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Firdaouz Yusuff-Awari Denied Admission By University Of Ilorin After Scoring 300 by Toneyo(m): 11:22pm On Jan 13, 2020 |
iCauseTrouble: Betting. That has eaten up their brains. |
Politics / Re: Why Anthony Okolie Was Arrested By DSS For Using Hanan Buhari’s Line by Toneyo(m): 9:28pm On Jan 12, 2020 |
Wow! Cheap lies. 86 Likes 3 Shares |
Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by Toneyo(m): 11:34pm On Dec 29, 2019 |
1Sharon: Family planning failed me twice. I mean two different methods failed. Contraceptive pills gives my wife lots of side effects. I have to consider her too. She is human. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by Toneyo(m): 2:59pm On Dec 29, 2019 |
AkeNathan: Thanks for the advice. Honestly it has never been any easy for me since I have the fifth one. Plans have been made for all five. Accounts has been opened for all five for their education as I do strict monthly deposits to their accounts and they are my benefactors on my life insurance policy with AIICO. I'm planning on going for vasectomy surgery. But I'm just afraid to do it. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by Toneyo(m): 1:56pm On Dec 29, 2019 |
AkeNathan: After I had 3 kids I did family planing. Now, I have 5 kids. Family planning failed me twice. I could have floushed them but no, I cant abort my own blood. Things are not that easy for me, but I dont mind putting on rags to give my kids the best. They are all I've got. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Man Returns Home To Meet His Friend In Boxers With Only His Girlfriend Around by Toneyo(m): 10:57am On Nov 04, 2019 |
It could be that the guy was at his friend's apartment already half unclad relaxing while his friend's girlfriend came visiting. |
Family / Re: bugs by Toneyo(m): 8:48pm On Nov 03, 2019 |
What an experience? This thread just remind me of 10 years back. Bedbugs! Little demons. Getting rid of the bedbugs itself is not the solution but the eggs. I tried all sorts of chemicals but they keep coming until an Idea came into my head one late hot night. Very hot water is the solution. It cost me nothing but worked wonders. I took it as a duty for 3 weeks non stop every night (Monday to Saturday) and every Sunday morning to pour hot water at every of their hideouts. Chemicals dont kill the eggs but the bugs and the eggs hatches everyday. Take every affected things out and pour it with very hot water. Sprinkle your walls, floors just almost everywhere you know they could be hiding. Your curtains, mattress, bedsheets. I didnt mind I got my mattress soaked for almost 3 weeks. Its been 10 years now. I've never seen one bedbug in my house. If bedbug invade your apartment you will understand mosquitoes are learners. Please take the strain and do the method I did. I had to do it at nights due to I leave early for work then. I really feel una pains. My skin then! Chai! I no wan reason am. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by Toneyo(m): 7:47pm On Oct 20, 2019 |
OyiboPep: They push trash to front page all for traffic. Useless headlines on front page. I'm so sure this is a directive from Seun himself. All his MODs go haywire whenever they see useless posts. They develop itching fingers whenever a senseless post is dropped. In minutes all you see is trash on front page. Lots of useful posts are left. Sometimes you see a very useful post grace front page after a year or two. The only people keeping nairaland relevant are the tribalists, bigots and the religious extremists. These are their targets. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by Toneyo(m): 7:37am On Sep 27, 2019 |
I have a friend whose younger brother married before him. His younger brother found a woman he wants to marry but his parents refused all because she is from Imo state. This said man is from Anambra. The union was dissolved and he married his parents preferred choice. My friend had same issue. He found himself entangled with woman from Imo state and precisely Mbaise woman. Same thing his parents did but he followed his heart and went ahead and married her. Today, my friend his still happily married. 9 years now. And each time we come to contact he put his wife on high esteem. He always says she is the best thing that has happened to him. Her people are the best inlaws so far among the brothers wives. The one that married his parents preferred choice, the woman is the trouble in that family. Every December she causes trouble. Evert August meeting she will always have fights with the senior wives in the family. No respect for her mother inlaw. She will farm where is not given to her as her portion. Parents are not always right. Sometimes they push you to your doom. Just like my friend Kunle I met in secondary school (we are still friends till today) got an Igbo girl pregnant. She bore him a daughter but Kunle's people refused him to marry her because she is an Igbo. Kunle later married his parents preferred choice (a beautiful Yoruba lady). Till day they are accusing her of being the cause to the cardiac arrest that took the life of my friend's mom. She always fights her mother inlaw and wouldn't give breathing space. No child yet for Kunle from that lady. Lucky enough, the Igbo girl wasnt yet married, Kunle had to retrace his step and got a second wife. She has 3 for him now. My brother, sometimes parents decisions in our lives can bring us pains or ruins. davidadenrele: 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by Toneyo(m): 5:58am On Sep 27, 2019 |
There was never a proverb that says 'if you see a snake and an Mbaise man' bla bla bla. It is just a stereottpe from a.musician that had a misunderstanding with an Mbaise man. I've come to.meet a lot of Mbaise people both male and female and they are wonderful people. Smart, kind, wise and sharp. There are bad ones amongst them too just like we have in any tribe. I once had one as a female friend back then as a boy down to my adulthood. Very kind lady. I never knew she is an Mbaise lady until I got invitation for her wedding. I mean I've known this lady since I was a boy till I left that area as an adult in 2006. Abeg make una dey travel and meet people instead of all this yeye stereotypes everywhere. Even the dreaded Fulanis have good souls among them. This is the reason I dont like to visit nairaland or I just remain on ghost mode and read comments. Nairalamd has become the home for tribalism, religious war and stereotyping one tribe or the other. This forum could have been the best place to unite Nigerians but no the MODEs are always quick to push useless post that turns the country apart all for traffic. Abeg Nigerians try visit 'quora' and get enlightened with beautiful posts and comments. I bet you won't regret it. Come, visit and see sound Nigerians both home ans diaspora. Sister, abeg try talk to your parents. At least the guy no date you for three years and say him no do again. In fact him even propose to you and want go see your parents. That's is a good sign he is responsible and loves you. How many men ready for marriage this days? 5 Likes |
Technology Market / Re: Help: I Bought A New Freezer And I'm Not Sure It's Working Quite Good. by Toneyo(m): 5:44pm On Feb 16, 2019 |
[quote author=pol23 post=75798060][/quote] From 8AM to 4PM! Still no element of ICE? That Freezer is bad. Pls, return it to the seller this coming Monday. 1 Like |
Technology Market / Re: Help: I Bought A New Freezer And I'm Not Sure It's Working Quite Good. by Toneyo(m): 3:30pm On Feb 16, 2019 |
I usually dont comment on Nairaland anymore due to what it has turned into, but your cry for help drew my attention cause I just bought an Hisense refrigerator 4 days ago. At 1st the fridge appears not to work as expected after 2 hours of use until I went through the manual and I discovered that I have to allow it to work for 4 to 5 hours at the minimal temperature unloaded (that's for the freezer to stabilislzer the temperature). I did that yesterday evening for 6 hours and as of today I increased the temperature to level 5 and ran my gen for 5 hours from 7AM to 12PM. Up till now the contents in my feezer are still frozen and the fridge still cool as I typed this. 10 Likes |
Crime / Re: "Soldiers Led Fulani Herdsmen To Attack Us" - Benue People Accuse Army (Photos) by Toneyo(m): 9:30pm On Apr 15, 2018 |
Ordinary banger wey go sound by your side na run you go run. Which time person won take take pictures when him life dey danger? Sometimes una go dey demand for pictures like say na Hollywood movies herdsmen dey act! marvwhite: |
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Men Are Jealous In A Relationship by Toneyo(m): 2:01pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
The lists are no where near jealousy but controlling and obsessed lover. |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Romance Scammers Arrested In Bangkok, Thailand (Photos) by Toneyo(m): 2:36pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
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Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Executed In Saudi Arabia Over Drug Trafficking by Toneyo(m): 12:04pm On Jan 31, 2018 |
SBG04: Your hatred for the Igbos is so alarming. No one comment a day from you without mentioning the Igbos or IPOB. Weytin happen na? |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Executed In Saudi Arabia Over Drug Trafficking by Toneyo(m): 12:01pm On Jan 31, 2018 |
kolawoleibukun: What a comment? The best I have seen this year on nairaland. I wish bigots will read this and have their minds changed the way they keep plunging this country with tribalism and religious divide. Well done Sir. 1000 likes for you. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Executed In Saudi Arabia Over Drug Trafficking by Toneyo(m): 11:54am On Jan 31, 2018 |
blaise00700: Abi o |
Celebrities / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Simi Blasts Ladies Calling Her Liar: "You Are Full Of Shit" by Toneyo(m): 2:04pm On Jan 27, 2018 |
Evegreen: People took side of the lady at first when the video was uploaded on snapchat. She reported the case to snapchap not the police. People had a change of mind when they heard the guy's own side of the story. His was more coherent unlike the lady that first reported to snapchat. She gave evidence yet mute/censored some part of the video. What does that indicate? The case here is just disagreement and misunderstanding. She doesn't have to go that far. Just like the one that happened in Abuja some weeks back. People already rained curses on the guy and some waiting to be accepted to pour more fuel. Well. I'm very sure the guy will get justice except thr police fail to do their jobs. Expert here have investigated this case already and she is the one lying. |
Celebrities / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Simi Blasts Ladies Calling Her Liar: "You Are Full Of Shit" by Toneyo(m): 11:12am On Jan 27, 2018 |
How can you go so low? Even Yorubas are in support of the guy. Shola lied! It's so glaring to see. I mean ladies are all against her for this act. Please don't make this case a tribal one. SBG04: 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Biafra: Presidency Responds To Obasanjo's Call On Buhari To Meet With Kanu by Toneyo(m): 3:54pm On Sep 17, 2017 |
ableguy: That was how I was calling one somewhere in V.I for direction on how to locate a place. She just ignored me and started cat walking thinking I wanted to woo her. In flash of seconds she fell down from the little high heel she was on. The funny thing was that it rained that morning and she fell on the little water by the pavement. I couldn't hold it but laugh out loud. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by Toneyo(m): 12:32am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Briee: I dont think so. How can he be helplessly in love in this situation? For person like me, this love go die sharp natural death. He is seeking advice! Is this OP an adult? How can you live the rest of life with a woman like this knowing you could father a child that's not yours from a woman like her. It's either she has given him some potions for her to still have the mind to shout at him. Abeg marry her and get more entrapped. By the time your eyes clear you no go need advice from anybody again. Dey there dey count the amount you spent on a Jezebel. |
Pets / Re: 10 Most Poisonous & Dangerous Snakes In The World by Toneyo(m): 7:56pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Taipan should be #1. from documentaries I've watched, it has always been the #1 venomous and deadliest snake ever. |
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Baki Iku Destroyed By Muslim Youths For Worshipping On Friday by Toneyo(m): 10:14pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Just like the beheading of the 72 years old woman was denied some weeks back. Same way they denied the murder of the preacher in Abuja. Relax yourself, wait for more media to carry the news. skebuzor: 3 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Catholic Church Baki Iku Destroyed By Muslim Youths For Worshipping On Friday by Toneyo(m): 9:48pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Its high time for Christians in the north go to worship with weapons. |
Computers / Re: ASK Me The License Key To Unlock Your PC Software. by Toneyo(m): 9:12am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Serial key for Internet download manager |
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