₦airaland Forum

MZEE01:
I know a friend who is very tall with a short joystick when at flaccid.

Believe me, the penis grows twice at tall of a length similar to that of a village cooking spoon when he is genuinely craving for satisfaction.

I don't want to say it's a disadvantage to him, because a lot of girls are easily deceived into stereotyping his organ at sight.

He deals with them

wisest10:
Haha Haha...but if na black man them frame...d man will be the one going 8years in jail...80% white women get mental problem and they are dangerous racist when they get angry...

Coolcalmcollect:
and who told you your mom isn't collect prrick from anoda man or even your age mates?? she only gave you that reply so you won't be angry she wanna forget your dad...so in your mind a woman dat lost her husband when she was 47 for beer Bleep till 52?? you're actually a baby gimme your gf number when your leave her

Iamsirpaul1:
This Guy is a scam I repeat he is a scam, don’t ever buy from him! But at your own peril, thank you

iCauseTrouble:
Who else noticed that girls are showing more signs of academic brilliance than guys? Any reason for this?

1Sharon:
Is vasectomy the only form of contraception you know

AkeNathan:
Your case is a lesson to other men out there planning on having more than 3.

It's sad that family planning never worked out for you. I call on young men and women of nowadays to adopt more strict and safer methods of family planning that will ensure they do not reproduce more than intended number.

Imagine the wealth you give to the last two kids was used to strengthen the first three kids you had. I'm sure that the first three would have been more balanced than they are now if it were so, and also you'll have less worries or headache at your old age.

Even when after you have finished having three kids and you blow to the point your wealth is too much surplus for just three kids, devil is testing you please don't go and now born more, wealth can be deceiving, instead open an NGO and help the teeming orphans in the society. Don't start borning more to make it five kids because wealth can be very deceiving and can vanish in a second after you had increased the number thinking you can now cater for five kids, leaving you surprised on how to now cater for 5 kids. That is case of my dad who increased his number after blowing. The wealth vanished and we had very rough teenage. Please stick to your number when you eventually over-blow, that is the lesson. If you look for what to do with money, do charity.

Regardless, for you the deed has been done. Please do not regret having the 5 kids now, it will affect your affection for them. Love them unconditionally and keep on working hard to cater for them, with faith things can eventually turn around for the better for you.

AkeNathan:
Thank you very much please

I can't die before my time in the name of overbearing responsibilities associated with having more than 3 kids.

OyiboPep:
This post is why I keep thinking Nairaland is becoming useless.

Someone made a post without good research or whatever, it's in frontpage boom!

The things spoken of here happen in any city. Except the OP was living in a village before now.

With the nonsense things he wrote, he painted all Uyo girls with one brush. So my friend Edima that works hard to send herself through university and is currently job-hunting will not get a man because of one idiotic post.

Seun, your forum is becoming useless. Tell your mods to push reasonable things to the frontpage.

davidadenrele:
With respect to all the diverse opinion been shared and given to you, I will give you my own candid advice and a bit of life experience there's a African proverb which says what an Elder sees while sitting a child might not see it even while standing or even climbing a tree, if you parents says no to your suitor it doesn't mean they hate you or they dont want your happiness where's there's no event there won't be history, you are 26yrs old your generation are the info tech age where social media, opinion are valued and where you feel like doing your own thing in your own way and parent advice don't count, dont do things you might later regrets later in life, yes 3 years of courtship is a long one with all the commitment and the promise of love, however wedding is a day, marriage is along lifetime journey full of ups and down, let go if they asked you to let go, before you regrets you action with a bitter tears our parents our little God's here on earth, they see ahead of us, they know what's best for us, we might not agree with them all the time and they might not be equally correct all the time but when it comes to life decision as this trust me, they have their reasons let go the best will come your way for good there reasons against your wish is beyond marrying mbaise people.

Cheers.

David.

marvwhite:
post photos of NA doing the shootings or I don't believe it.. simple

BankeSmalls:
Let the government provide young people with jobs and enabling environment to earn money legally. The police and other security outfits keep frustrating businesses, leading young people to go and commit crime.

SBG04:
To those people shouting tribalism, there is no tribalism here. It is a known fact that more than 95% of the Nigerians busted for drug trafficking worldwide are igbo. Statistically speaking, its even higher. Indonesia, Thailand, India, Vietnam, China, Australia, Singapore and South Africa, all have millions of Nigerians of Igbo extraction in their prisons. There is no tribalism in pointing out these obvious facts. Igbos are well known criminals worldwide. Fact!!!

kolawoleibukun:
Saudi Arabia is a very deadly place to be. Firstly, I do not support drugs and secondly I cannot totally agree to the allegation that those guys actually dealt with drugs. If you have ever been to Saudi Arabia you would understand the sense in my thought. The country has a record of human right abuse and it is a sharia state that does not respect any foreign nationals. They can label any charge on you and no one can contest it especially if you do not speak Arabic. They are liars and egregious Barbarians who are high on their stink oil money. They treat people like ulcer and they want to be worshipped at all cost.

Nigerian representatives in almost all of our consulates in foreign lands also have a record of neglect and unpatriotic assistance to Nigerians suffering (in prisons) abroad. Our ambassadors do not care about us and many Nigerians do not even know their representatives in the lands they reside. When you visit the Nigerian consulates in many countries, you will find foreigners working in key positions and these people do not understand our local languages not even pidgin. How can foreigners understand our plights in a foreign land? The phone numbers are not working in the consulates, there is no lawyer known to represent Nigerians in the law courts, no referral to someone who can help, in some cases there is no one to attend to Nigerians visiting the embassy. Sometimes you are asked to return 2 weeks later to see someone who will in turn give you a future date. It is such a gory and scary situation for Nigerians living abroad. Other consulates make extra effort to ensure the safety of their nationals while our ambasadors are flex with foreign women and shake hands with dirty deals. Does it strike you why many Nigerians living abroad return to Nigeria to renew their passports? The answer will shock you. Most people just do not want to make the headlines therefore they say nothing about it.

Nigerians are languishing in foreign jails and it is easy to throw the stone because we feel that we are in Nigeria. Many Nigerians are honest and zealous with their works yet the stigma lands them in jail. Not that they are guilty of any crime but anything labelled on Nigerians get a pass as long as it is negative. Our image has been gravely tarnished and it is this way because our giovernment keeps quiet and keeps pointting fingers. Once you talk about drugs, the Yoruba and Hausa look out for an Igbo name. We keep pelting stones but the reality is that the whites do not know the difference between Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa. The reality is that drug is not associated with any tribe but with the orientation given to a person. I have seen Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba in serious drug business and no one can tell me that drug belongs to a particular tribe.

We have a president in Aso rock today who is guilty of trying to move a consignment containing a kidnapped human being who was still breathing and packaged like an ordinary manufactured material in 1984. If a president would dare to move a human being disguised like ordinary goods, what punishment should befit him? Why are our nationals not protected yet we keep paying billions of our naira to ambassadors and ministers? Why are they so insensitive to the plights of Nigerians abroad?

Come what may, if not today one of your family members will have the need to travel to a foreign land. Before you label these guys criminals, make sure that they are rightly criminalized for the exact crime that they committed because it might be your relative tomorrow begging for his life for something that he does not know about.

Are we allowed to say a thing? Do we have a voice? Sadly, we don't because the same masses that you speak out for are the very ones to pelt you for no reason.

blaise00700:
Na fly way no dey hear dey follow dead body enter grave.

R.I.P to the dead.

Evegreen:
You can state your opinion without insulting. As per this issue, this is an alleged case of rape which hasn't been fully investigated. The man is an alleged rapist; until proven otherwise. The lady supported her claim with a video evidence: the man has no evidence to back up his own story. It might have been a case of misunderstanding indeed, but that's still not an established fact as at the present time. When you go through peoples' comments here, you will no many have already taken sides. I'm saying let's wait for the police report before concluding.

SBG04:
It's the stupid igbo crowd that is jumping out in defence of one of their own, a rapist! Thats how they also defended Clifford Orji the cannibal and that Innosons fraudster and forger. Youll see them jumping from thread to thread trying to normalise and defend crazy behaivour like smuggling cocaine into indonesia and thailand. You'll see them here now calling for people to boycott simi like they tried to boycott GTB.
Classless barbarians!!!!