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Dem Don enter bside oh.....

chopnaira:
https://guardian.ng/news/they-move-in-mess-it-up-call-it-smelly-lagos-govt/

Lagos is no man's land


Those claiming Lagos should go hug a transformer. Na all of us get am and we go enter and exit as we like.

If a cross river person tells you your house is smelling its is 100% FACT because they are the cleanest state in Nigeria I know of


.... She didn't lie

Russianpatriot:
WritterNG = All accounts banned 🤣🤣
Over 10 accounts or so, all thrown into the burning furnace.
Same person that was threatening brimstone and fire 🔥🔥 about them having the numbers to ban Gbadebo.🤣🤣

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


.... Man nor be God indeed

This topic honestly brings tears to my eyes


My daughter will be 4yrs old next month. Right from birth our bond as a father-daughter has being rock solid even though my marriage wasn't.

She calls me papa and sometimes dada which everyone finds so sweet considering it's not a common slang for young kids to call their fathers ( and most sweetly she says it with a special tone/phonetics, so much so some persons nicknamed her Chinese 🤣and ask this your daughter na oyibo oh)

Once I pass the door, she will run coming and will grab whatever am holding in hand and when I don't have anything for her, she will come rest on my chest once she sees me resting, she had absolutely no time for her mama.

In simple laymans term, if everyone was forcing my daughter to chew stone, she'll refuse but if I come in the scene and ask her to chew a stone in my hand, she will gulp it at once. That was our bond, she trusted me so much and at any given instance will always remind me she loves me.... I love you papa and my heart go just melt.


Fast forward to last 3 weeks, I had a verbal confrontation with her mother in her presence and went as far as giving her mom a slap to the face and it turned into a shirt-grip match, so angry ( I didn't even realise the impact this scene will have on my once beautiful papas girl)


Well... My wife moved out immediately after that ( there was so much anger I couldn't think and I watched my daughter go away with my wife) spending a night without my angel and I realised what the days ahead will look like, I immediately went in to apology mode.

When I will call to speak with my daughter, she will refuse to come yo the phone, video calls she will just be starring at me and not say a word. My angel
After the call I would cry because I miss her so much. I kept making contacts with her but she just changed overnight ( I never suspected my actions could mean this harm or that a 3yrs old heart could be poisoned)
Till this moment.... She has started to open up a bit after forced conversations over the phone and when I go to see her at her mothers with gifts for her
But every night is misery for me, she will never sleep in her bed but mine, she had half my heart and I wonder how she's coping, if I can't even cope.
As for I and my wife, I don't think we are ever coming back.
She has spoken of co parenting but lately she's not taking my calls anymore, she really wantsy daughter to forcefully get over me, as for my 11months old son, he's the complete opposite of my daughter relationship wise, he's a mamas boy since birth.

Ade1177:
If he can afford you, he’s not broke

Come out of the house

And see the number of ladies waiting to move in

Iranu
If he sleeps around nko?

Which one is he is broke
He’s richer than many reading your story online

Na man U be.... Make she throw leg outside even her bestie go apply to game over 🤣

Bastard woman

.... Una relationship is always about money and leaving 100% responsibility on a man.
The moment una chest 1% responsibility, una go run go CNN

I doubt if this unku go ever be presido

Who dey fear coupé

Some women madmax esp Benin women from Edo state



...my guy avoid them.... I remember engaging one in my hometown of Benincity, ordinary finger wey I point at this mama, she lock am asap with her teeth, I had to beg for my fingers to be freed from her alligator-like jaws.
Till date I still carry the scar as a big reminder, avoid bini women for fight

Slightly 48 months used
Location : Edo
Waybill: yes if you can pay!


PowMr mppt charge Controller
Whatsapp 09116873316

The substance is a solid 10/10 for me!

caracas:
That's a five star hotel oga ... Not all this boutique hotels wey dey manage space. By standard the swimming pool is not supposed to be within direct view of the rooms cos of privacy....

Says okafor from nnewi who has never left his village
By what local standards?
.... Oga that pool is too distant from the hotel, it's not a golf course
5/7 star hotels have swimming pools on rooftops next to bars or underground the building if privacy is a consign.
The privacy you spoke off here in none to zero!

Why the swimming pool come go dey maiduguri?

How the main actor of this thread go do when
Putin and Trump go become extreme 5&6

....you go swallow your vomit oh

okeysoninv:
California, like always prophecy is a sign unto America. The great hastened is coming. Pray unto Trump tenure that world war won't start during his tenure

No be Biden tenure again

Gbo-gben-ta proplet....#emustFallput

SOZINN:
Nah, can't have Storm looking like a bald dude. T'chala was willing to go to war with Wakanda over her.

....and when has storm ever shown bald hair....you just want talk waaaaaaasa!

nani667:
🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

This sweet naija babe in a lead role got paid $1m whole oyibo supporting Ariana got paid $15m




....wtf

19 dey whip sweet 34


....best teenage hood ever!

Frank, you go dey trust woman....now you don Cee everything

Detty December inside poverty



...I mean, I dun Gerrit!

You go dey trust woman!... U never cee anything.

Your wife has cheated or is cheating or about to... Hence she wants you both to be at par

After 3kids.... You've got nothing to loose. Tell her;
° the marriage ( which includes sex)
Or
° the job!

IMPARTIAL:
I used to chop a circumcized lady who had a boyfriend.

To cut story short, she loved sex!

She maybe out to please you but naaa....she doesn't love sex
Is like rubbing a match stick on water and expecting ignition

ipex:
Is it advisable to marry a woman who is circumcised?
I need an advice please?

Low libido
Sex is boring to them
Dry kpekus

Only advantage in all is, she "may" not cheat!

YoungLionken:
Everybody loves Donald Trump . I see him ending so many wars with him, Putin, Kim Jongun and XiJiping working together ...

He's done it before
He only likes trade wars with China.
Dude is all about America ,1st 100%

Brilliancepower:
Once God Almighty is no longer in charge of a family, I believe you now know who is in charge.

The truth be told that once a man is not walking in God's counsel, you marry an ungodly woman, and once you marry an ungodly woman, devil leaves you alone, because you are doomed!

Hmmmm

14yrs old that dated for 2yrs before marriage already has an Ex



.... northerners can never ever be taken seriously.

No body bags?
Why load corpses on the back of a truck and parade em through streets to bury in a mass shallow grave.


....why won't the country seem cursed!

See as dem dey fling the restings

WriteerNg:
🇺🇸 🇬🇱

Na diswan you take comeback?
Snatch & grab