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This is just a black man issue, why should you stand somebody up for another, that is rude and black man mentality, what is wrong with us self, if you feel that you can come late , you go at the back of the seat that trying to unseat that guest, if I be that boy, I go cause commotion, I no go stand make the usher do him worst. Why the VIP go come late

monkeysss

Stop fooooling around, you keep decieving yourselves and with certificates, Mechanical egineers should design and build and fix engines that what they studied, my late dad studied Electrical engineering, He has a hands on experience, has his electrification contracting firm, what stop a mechanical engineer from having a mechnics and fabrication firm


the bottom line is that most of our present crop of young engineers are just daft

dhope:
mayb nigerians need to tell govt how to train students of some courses. it is funny to think mechanical engrs are trained to repair vehicle.engrg is a family and pple who are involved know d category of cadre dt works on vehicle to repair it. it is nt a pride to say dis but every cadre's role is well defined. nigeria economy just seems to give more jobs to technician's cadre than any other cadre of engineering because we dont manufacture here. dis experience is nt limited to mechanical alone but all engrg fields.

XketchDesigns:
I never said do nothing. I said do somthing professional. This is what I meant and not do barber or sell pure water. I mean come on!

define professional


are they not profession


before fall there is pride

luvola:
I know sir because I am partially an entrepreneur but just having some flashback on some applications I have lost. I am doing something that doesn't relate to my field of accounting but I am of the view that the certificate cant just waste like that after spending sleepless night and burning candles to obtain 2.1.

your are right but mind you dont be decieved with the certificate, I am an igbo dude and certificates is worth paper that you cant even take to bank as a collateral. Now do know that anybody can be accounts officer, what anybody cant be is you. You have to do SWOP analysis and know your key area

You will not be successful in life if you are looking at been enterpreanu and at the same time want to get a paid job


bro, i might be harsh but you cant serve two masters at a time, that is life. IF YOU WANT A JOB, FOCUS ON IT NETWORK ON IT AND YOU WILL GET A JOB, IF you want to be a businessman be focused...you will make it

i will advise you, go be an enterprenua, we are working, but we are looking at ways to leave paid jobs you are rushing in


wish you luck

agbotaen:
stupied igbo man , who asked you to comment on ika or delta issues? are you from ika land , why dont you face your igbo ethnicity that the british helped you to form , and your so called wise people think the name igbo was formed by God , its not even up to 200 years that your so called igbo was fored by the europeans .ika is a seperate ethnic group, different from igbo or any other tribe and thats how it will be . that was why our people refused to join biafra during the civil war , and we have never been part of your ohaneze ndigbo , so let ika people be , if we have problems amongst our self what concerns the igbo man there , if yorubas are quarelling wetin concern igbo there ?
as for the igbo names , they are ika peoples first name for those ikas who have igbo names but they are usually not our family names , or family names are usually benin and ishan names -examples are
1. nduka obaigbena
2. nduka irabor
3. ifeanyi okowa
4. jim ovia
5. bamidele omojafor
7. anthony aigbogun
8. billy osagie .
so we have benin surnames , so are we benins ? the answer is no , ika is a distinct ethnicity right from ancient times .
finally , i want to let you know that in 1930 , our elders told the british that ika is a distinct ethnic group different from any ethnic group in nigeria , this was when benins claimed they owned agbor and other ika areas

Stupid identity crisis

Is okowa an Edo name

Tell me the meaning
I will tell u in Igbo

I have seen many ika man that say they are Igbo


Your fore fathers might be Edo refugees settled in ika land that doesn't mean we don't have son of the soil

luvola:
I need someone to encourage me after realizing the various interviews I have lost ranging from consolidation brewery tax department , farm mart interview , first bank , Jumia , Airtel and some audit firms including the numerous test I have failed and passed. It seems village people are firing me balistic under sea nuclear warheads.

Dude

Not everybody will do this white collar job thing

Instead of people employing hav u thought of employing people

XketchDesigns:
It all boils down to the fact that the government has failed the nigerian youth and left us it a shitty economy. And money is not everything!

Where I come from we have come not depend On govt ...have u imagined if every youth waited for government ..who will be barber who will be tailors and we have successful men that are below 40 and they run their businesses

So waiting for govt is waiting for Godot.

Man up
Don't wait for anything

nnamdiosu:
I can't actually believe you guys. you guys mean to tell me that its only hard working people that get jobs? its just like you saying that only intelligent people pass exams in schools. for Gods sake having a job in Nigeria is strictly by the grace of God. you think Becos you passed a job interview or you successfully put up a business plan and it worked out ur a genius? also Mr labourer do you know how many labourers like you had an accident during work, became handicapped and couldn't work again? op tell ur boss not not judge people. the battle is not to the strong or the swift. its just time and chance that happens to we all.

Every job has occupational hazard ..do you know how many doctors that died of infectious disease

So you know how many army dudes that got killed

Do you know how many lecturers that got killed

Do you know how many politicians that got assassinated

But you can't be looking at risk and not venture

No venture no success

XketchDesigns:
Why will someone go to school, spend 6 years burn candle and do sleepless nights all to end up installing DSTV for people? Does that make sense to you? Instead why not cut our that years and stress of the uni and go directly to installing DSTV, at least you have some years head start.

It's not all about the money! There's something called job satisfaction.

This is the reason why people are poor ..I have seen a director of a firm that was a bus conductor ..it is better to be independent doing menial jobs than to be a broke ass niga speaking English

Dude forget that your school ..face reality ..I wonder why people will work in an organization for years to wait for pension .queuing foe pension is dehumanizing ...lord forbid that foe me

At that age I should be director of my own firm

Don't miss it when your 30s


I am talking from experience

Education will only broaden your horizon not guarantee you success

Even in USA education isn't a success roof ask Facebook dude or bill gates

XketchDesigns:
Think big! Rather than installing DSTV think somthing more in ur professional line. Become innovative.
You went to school for freaking sakes.

Going yo schools will only make you theorise and put food on your table instead of hands on experience

How many mechanical engineers have you seen having an auto workshop ..but there is money in mechanic ..with a million cars in Lagos alone

How many pfoffesor of economics have you seen with firms on their own ..all they do is get paid by an employer

How many degrees does Dangote ibeto adenuga etc got

They got their experience on the job and that's my take

That is why alaba traders will make the moneys while the lecturers keep striking

Ilovenigeria:
I love this!!!
Some people are just lucky, especially the trouble makers. Things end up working out fine for them.

It has to do with focus and God ..but know that bible said that show me a man who is diligent in anything he does he will feed in front of kings

There are jobs in Lagos just that people are too proud

Have you asked yourself why immigrants in Lagos make it faster than those born in Lagos

Those born in Lagos has fall back position. There parents are here and they have free foods and accommodation

But immigrant doesn't have these stuffs so they have yo survive and do any type of job thereby developing their skills

Do the research
.I hate working for people ...I am wasting doing that

Lord let my plan work out

Have so many business to make money in Lagos

The truth hurts but your boss is right ...people are lazy ...when I came to Lagos with just a bag. I started as an insurance marketer that was 5 urs ago today I have worked in many firms from real estate to international media houses travelling around the world

This I got with my experience in insurance ..by the grace of God ..I have a car living in flat and thinking of having my own firm ....possibly next year ..God willing

There is so many opportunities in Nigeria and Lagos

Yesterday I saw a Lady that built a house selling Akara at Ikeja she bought a bus ...then haters came and jazzed her on her street but she is fine

Today ..I was with a taxi driver an Igbo man he told me categorically he makes like 100k monthly earning more than many bankers etc

To Ve honest ..foe you to make it in Lagos ..go solo

Go self employment

HeartMender7:
Ahhhh, my post on front page.....finally made front page on nairaland... sign of good things coming my way in 2015.
I dedicate this to my siblings and to my wonderful beauty lovey dovey Temi... Thank you Baba God....

This is Ur achievement

While men at at front chair of UN meetings

But they said that Jonathan us clueless ..but this is insightful and long time investment


So what says APC

tobi14:
please when is the next of such event holding

I will ask Dominic their west African dude from Ghana and post the details ..its good for any serious minded start up ...I must be honest

moderatorr:
most Nigerian investors don't yet believe in the software industry, those who do, want to invest N100,000 and own 80% of the company.
whereas N10m is not even enough for sound publicity in the first year.
This usually kills the company (and then in vestment )

Now been in ICT industry focus on app development and forget sound publicity ..don't go looking for publicity let your solutions and product do the publicity for you. There are ways to get that publicity without spending that much ...if your serious about image branding and visibility as a start up in ICT space

Let me know

Pm me


Thanks

Was there as a media partner at angel fair this year a which was held at intercontinental hotel Victoria island

Was a huge success


Now I had some venture capitalist and networking experience there

tivta:
If such happens the best thing to do is use the car sparingly.

That's when you will use the car to hutsle

If u don't use a car it depreciates ..engines are designedto work aand piston IG doesn't work it will r rust

darediamond:
Eeeh... Fire!!

Why fire

Say amen or amin

chaberry:
Why can't you guys seperate proffessionalism and seperate life? She is doin something expected of her as an artist, Actrest in a movie role kiss, romance and even show their nude in a movie, it's called being proffessional. I don't see anything from that and what Tiwa is doin

May your wife dance provocatively like this to another man...may he smooth anoyher an blokos like this ...don't worry your wife will behave professionally like this ...if u like this say

Amen

jacabi:
Im hubby don suffer.
She would have better remain single.

some husband are toy boy


NEVER YOU PRAY THAT YOUR WIFE FEEDS YOU...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A SAY.

no decent man can allow this, maybe the hubby is a gold digger

is she really married?


the husband must be a weakling ...to allow this shiiiit

Here are the 10 points:

Christianity is the only religion in which God reaches out to man. All other religions are attempts by man to reach up to God.
Christianity is the only religion that fully deals with sin because of Christ’s atoning work on the Cross.
Christianity is the only religion that allows followers into the presence of the Father.
Christianity is the only religion that offers its followers true assurance of salvation because our salvation is based upon Christ’s works, not our own.
Christianity is the only religion in which the Holy Spirit is promised to us, and dwells in us.
Christianity is the only religion in the world where its leader is the judge of all mankind.
Christianity is the only religion in which our leader was raised from the dead.
Christianity is the only religion in which death is truly conquered.
Christianity is the only religion in which it’s leader was born of a virgin, lived a perfect life according to God’s Law, and fulfilled countless Old Testament prophecies.
All the leaders of every other religion, need Christ as their Savior as well as their followers.

EfemenaXY:
Oh, be quiet.

Sambarry understands that it's all light-hearted fun. Now take your moodiness away and go join that moving train of yours.

WE ARE HAVING FUN DEARIE AND WE ARE NOT MOODY..THIS IS FUN TIMES


Hv a blessed working week, how was the weekend ?

nikkflexible:
..outside church now...it isnt compulsory i marry a 'bro' from my church...most of dem are observers like d OP...not spiritual rara

Don't be yoked with unbelievers yolk

EfemenaXY:
*** Pretends to be hard at work but is listening attentively...***

Ok

EfemenaXY:
By "we", I take it you mean our lovely Sambarry?

Na lie. I'm not being funny. Oya take Sambarry's hand and lead her to cloud 9. She's been pinning after you since morning. I sure say she nor remember go church today sef...

They said I am cute but leave her to decide ..cloud 9 will be starting point .. I think I like her maturity and sensuality not sexuality


Now Efe why don't you join the moving train

nikkflexible:
which category am I sef? #thinking# ....ok..always on time and leaves immediately after sharing the grace...no tym to dey greet pple

Then how do u intend getting that man to alter ...pls tell us

Tinubu:
1- The perpetual late comer: This one has an obsession with being noticed. She always 'majestically' dogwalks( not catwalk) into the church right in the middle of the service, swinging her small but 'standard' bumbum, head held high, and proceeds straight to the front row. Her 'long walk to freedom' most times succeeds in destabilizing the pious and godly 'Brothers in the Lord', who now have a hard time concentrating on 'Manna from above'. She is usually young, pretty, and very much a busybody. *marieolae*

2- The Extremely Gorgeous Chorister: This one is dropdead pretty, has an angelic voice, and is the church's golden girl. At times, she also leads praise and worship sessions. Her 'ministration' is most likely to lead a man to hell than heaven. Watching her 'dance to the Lord' is like watching soft porn.. It can cause a guy an embarrassing erection right there in the House of The Lord. She doesn't dress or act slutty, but her dressing and carriage is just modest enough to conceal the essentials, and revealing enough to make an aroused dude drop his whole month's salary into the offering Box. Too many brethren are seeking her hand in marriage, and she has her choice of pick among the church's most eligible bachelors. So she is a bit proud, condescending, and mostly unavailable if a guy tries to 'corner' her after church service. *Jennimma*

3- The loud ones: These girls usually come to church just to hoot, shout 'ride on pastor!', speak in tongues, and roll on the floor, during the pastor's Ministration. In my view, these are the Pastor's sycophants. They really make the Pastor look anointed, with all their psychedelic activity. They are the the ones who rush out when the pastor says that all virgins should come to the alter. They are also the ones who always fall around, breaking chairs, and alarming everyone , all in the name of being 'under the yoke of the anointing'. Stay away from these kind of girls, before them comot your eye, or cause u grave physical injury, while under their 'annointing'. *onila*

4- The 'Mummy's Girl': This one is always accompanied to church by her stern-faced mum. She is usually not older than 16, but looking very delectable and fresh. (You know that 'innocent freshness' girls usually have at one point in their teenage years, before 'everything' starts going south). A dude dare not come within talking distance of this chick. Her mum is far more interested in protecting her daughter's presumed innocence, than whatever it is the pastor is carrying on about. These are the kind of girls a guy can do nothing about, but admire from a safe distance, unless you wish to extend your investigation beyond God's House. *mzpreshie*


5- The young, beautiful and newly married girl: This one always has a permanent smile plastered on her face. Why she no go smile? She has broken the yoke of spinsterhood in grand style, and most unmarried sisters are envious of her 'progress'. Most of the time, she is married to a much older rich dude who is a member of the Pastor's inner caucus (the Church Cabal). She usually wears expensive wrappers, distracting headties (gele), and hardly stays at one place all through, and even after the service. No be her fault sha... Why she no go show herself? Husband don really scarce for town. *Kachisbarbie*




NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

You lack the capacity to read women aptly

Now tell me your source

EfemenaXY:
Depends on the kinda "blow" you're talking about. Either way, your TonyChristopher is a master artist, so I heard.

Gosh! I have a dorrttyy mind.



That is eh! This one na love nwantiti.



Better have a backup plan. Edwife is most likely going to play football with her clay pot at the stream. D'you really wanna take that risk?



Er...pls o!

What colour of gele do you think we should wear for your...erm...ermm with TonyChristopher?

Please remember when choosing to consider my skin tone. I'm darker than the darkest girl in southern Sudan. My blackness nor get part 2 as it practically glows...

Efe lol your now been funny

Your jumping into conclusion ..my friend asked after me and I don't think its a bad idea


We have an understanding


Lol

Funny dudes here

EfemenaXY:
Depends on the kinda "blow" you're talking about. Either way, your TonyChristopher is a master artist, so I heard.

Gosh! I have a dorrttyy mind.



That is eh! This one na love nwantiti.



Better have a backup plan. Edwife is most likely going to play football with her clay pot at the stream. D'you really wanna take that risk?



Er...pls o!

What colour of gele do you think we should wear for your...erm...ermm with TonyChristopher?

Please remember when choosing to consider my skin tone. I'm darker than the darkest girl in southern Sudan. My blackness nor get part 2 as it practically glows...

Don't worry about the color lol

That might be sorted out once we get there

But now we have an understanding

Hope you concur

SAMBARRY:
I'm not talking about sekzual blow. I'm talking about physical blow as in boxing

Dearie ....I know that they will make this our new friendship die prematurely

Don't worry we will make them eat their word


Now how are you ...we are going higher

Don't you think so