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Lol, @ "My battery is dead"... Something wey be like sey na paper dem use mould, na hin go work "under the sea, on the sea"... Joker!.
Abeg, Pure water tutu re.

Ok

Believe me you, from the screenshot below, it shows the dude truly loves this lady in question.
He must have prolly seen her, fallen in love, lost contact, then finally got a chance at her after a while.
In cases like this, the guy(the victim) always believes if he was well to do, the lady in question wouldn't have said 'NO', or the situation wouldn't have ended-up the way it did.
...and then years later, he comes back love-filled, willing to lie in a gutter for her.
Believe me, I've been there(talking from experence).
In as much as I have more 'willing & potential' females whom I can date today, there's this one person I cannot forget.
If I were to meet her 2mao, I most definitely will do worse than our dear friend here...

Tnx for this...an eye opener!.

angeltolly:
Most of those students are nairalanders ....... Fighting for WiFi to struggle for first to comment

Lol, you think?
Majority of 'em in that category actually feed off their network provider's free 10MB.
Do they even know what 'WIFI' stands for?

donsam01:
oboy! U dey vex o, u run trace the guy root sharp sharp......abeg we need ur type 4 NPF and EFCC

Lol, if una fit pay my fee, no wahala!.
I go commit.

Just checked out his profile on FB... He's no Nigerian.
From Tsumeb, Namibia.

Nice one man.

Informative but clustered!.
If you wanna be taken seriously, try spacing out your post!.

heryurh:
I still don't understand what went on here, was that a convo you both had? And Oga TinTin you forgot "ed" in your "derail"

... and you forgot to correct him with the 'has'...
It should've been "...have successfully derailed".

Davidovinci:
Watch people move to another phone.... If it's more than 48k..


Infinix Hote 'S' is coming..Lemme wait and compare the prices

You do know Tecno et Infinix is of same mother company right?.
The tarnished image of 'Tecno' prompted them to introduce into the market a new brand under a different name.
Good of them though, their reputation is gradually ameliorating!.

Fake!.
Facebook engineers contacted to confirm the veracity and it waz "the post was edited".

Wiz's sucha kid!. Wah's the meaning of this?.
Meanwhile, seems Linda's kinda shocked checking out her punny and perceiving the stench!.
She just couldn't contain the surprise... "So the nigga was right?".

Keep on wishing!... Like they launched on the more deadly Boko Group?.

Baddestguyp:
you are wrong and op is right. abysmally means incredibly. just like incredibly slow

Negative, he just edited the post's title.
Twas originally "Etisalat Data Network Now Abysmally"... Without the "Poor".
Get it?.

Tomjazzy2:
The network is so messed up that it modifies my post automatically

Yea!, can relate!... Used to be one of their evangelists, buh now, I just keep quiet when the arguments get heated.
Mtn all the way.

Wow, few days back, was thinking if one were to do something like this, how it would play out and stuffs... Never knew twas out there already!.
Kudos guys!.
I look forward to using it soon!.

DrayZee:
I don't think it's a mistake.
If they intended to make the sentence, "The pen is mightier than the finger", then they wouldn't have put that comma after pen¡s

Thank you, exactly my point!.
That's no mistake, it's some charade to garner attention, the "comma" after "pen¡s" says it all.

abogjohn:
All these guys with Big grammars, I don't even understand d topic of this thread

Lol!... It's supposed to be "Now Abysmal" not "Abysmally"... He was prolly typing outta frustration!.

This is old news!...but nonetheless, RIP to the deceased!.

You expect me to believe that's thesame kid?
You mean even his skin color received the 'change?!.

Noel1:
I see gbege, especially with the state of health of the president !!!

if for any reason, buhari can no longer function as president, these idiots will most likely attempt to assassinate Prof Yemi, hijack d country n do everything possible to make sure he never gets to be substantive president just cos he's from the South.

They wouldn't try that.
The west is the fragile link holding back the realisation of Biafra.
If they were to try assassinating Osinbade, then most definitely, they will turn against the north and sideline with the east and that, my friend, is the beginning-of-the-end of Nigeria.

Op must be from 'Imo State'.

That's a Bob Marley pose!.

"Your Opinion of Me Doesn't Define Who I Am!".

Benikuuse:
Up till today am still wondering about the story that was told long ago about the Nigeria vs India that ends 99 - 0

How old are you?!.

When the country no beta and dey no fit afford plane ticket take escape the harsh economy, na hin dem turn to the only available means...
The Edo Airways...

Pheals:
but few are in yaba left and Aro

Hehehe...#OnPoint

7inches:
these our yoroebba neighbours are ooogly ah sweah

Sorry to dissapoint you, she's from Delta state...an Urhobo lady.