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Politics / Re: Ondo Residents Overpower Truck Driver; Loot Food Items Branded In Tinubu Name by TOPCRUISE(m): 10:00am On Apr 02
If it's in the President name, then it's meant for the people. The President's name is Tinubu and the photos on it clarifies it. Maybe Tinubuconomics want to sell it
Politics / Re: Notorious Bandit Mudi, Son Killed As Ansaru Terrorists, Dogo Gide Face Off by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:24am On Apr 02
It's like the Nigerian government have abandoned the mining sites to be lord over by terrorists
Politics / Re: Tinubu Inherited The Worst Economic Challenges So Far In Nigeria’s History - APC by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:18am On Apr 02
Stupid excuse for failure. So their expectation is to inherit an healthy economy like Buhari did.

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Politics / Re: Senator Jarigbe Agom Walks Out Of Interview Over 2024 Budget Questions by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:39pm On Apr 01
It's a shame that some pipu voted this one as their representative.

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Politics / Re: My Own Country Denied Us, – Allen Onyema by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:39pm On Apr 01
Nigeria happened to him.
Nairaland / General / Re: It's April Fool, Have You Been Fooled? by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:14pm On Apr 01
April Fool on Easter Monday. Ask God for forgiveness of your sin.
Travel / Re: Air Peace Staff Land In London In Ishiagu Attire, Sparking Outrage In Nigeria by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:49am On Apr 01
Enemies of Nigeria are the one outraged. Assuming they got awarded as the most fashionable airline or world best airline staff attire, those outraged fools will be the ones complimenting them.

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Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by TOPCRUISE(m): 9:19pm On Mar 31
ReacherSaidNoth:
You people are just talking nonsense, what concerns penis length and quality of life?
Every annual charts have said it all. Argue if you like

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Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by TOPCRUISE(m): 5:28pm On Mar 31
Even Google didn't mention ant bite can kill a man but was discussing fire ant from Australia and the Americas that can sting.

News like this is one of the reasons why people abroad don't want to come back home. Who could have thought that village pipu could create such an idea by transforming into something less than a threat just to catch a target.

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Romance / Re: Countries With The Largest Average Erect Penis Length by TOPCRUISE(m): 5:07pm On Mar 31
The poorest countries will always top the Chart.

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Health / Re: See The Big Scorpion That Died In My Bucket (photo) by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:52pm On Mar 30
EreluRoz:
The mother is somewhere, so don't be too free.
And the Father too. Plus his brothers, sisters and his uncle's and aunties. sad

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Politics / Re: Akinwumi Adesina Proposes ‘United States Of Nigeria’ by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:50pm On Mar 30
That is a whack name.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Bandits Used Police Camouflage To Sew Native Clothes (video/pictures) by TOPCRUISE(m): 1:23pm On Mar 30
Same bandits that Buhari and Tinubu had order Nigerian army to fish out after every kidnap and attacks on the military are the ones openly doing skits on tiktok and brazenly spending the proceeds of kidnapping anyhow.

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Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To ₦‎1,280/$ At Parallel Market by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:15am On Mar 30
Will prices fall. Because the damage has already been done.
Crime / Re: Anambra Woman Loses Pregnancy In Police Custody by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:33am On Mar 30
Inspector General of police and state commissioner should be sued for this.

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Romance / Re: Man Impregnates A Young Girl, Then Denies Responsibility (photo) by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:38pm On Mar 29
If you wan give belle to mama Dagboru pikin, start to prepare for world war 3.

When you think your landlord is the one knocking at your door to evict you for not paying rent, It's not romantic when Mama Dagboru or Mama Iroko is the one knocking and accusing you of giving her daughter belle.
Mod should therefore put this under crime section or family section and not romance section.

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Health / Re: Toddler Branded Witch And Abandoned In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by TOPCRUISE(m): 12:36pm On Mar 29
The problem with Nigeria starts with all this our native, crude, immoral, superstitious beliefs that have continued to hung around our necks and we refusing to remove them.

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Politics / Re: Killing Of 17 Soldiers: Wanted Delta Monarch Reports Self To Police by TOPCRUISE(m): 9:29am On Mar 29
Hoelujohn:

Dey play. Police will hand him over if not dem go buy market from army. It's not their investigation.
Yeah. At least he has fulfilled all righteousness by reporting himself to the other appropriate authorities that is not grieving and not the Nigerian army DHQ who will denounce the news that he reported to them for investigation if he did, after his family had declared him missing.
Better to be safe than to be sorry.
Politics / Re: Killing Of 17 Soldiers: Wanted Delta Monarch Reports Self To Police by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:54am On Mar 29
He is wise not to surrender to Soldiers or the DHQ defence headquarters, but the nearest police command.
He would have been reported missing.

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Politics / Re: National Grid Collapses Again by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:51am On Mar 29
National Grid have been collapsing almost twice every months since January
Travel / Re: Man Reveals Harsh Living Conditions Of Asylum Seekers In Portugal (video) by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:46pm On Mar 28
Come back home. Tinubu has promised to do you palliatives. Don't miss it.
Pets / Re: 84-year-old Legendary Crocodile At Delesolu Compound In Ibadan Dies by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:39pm On Mar 28
If not taken care properly there are some wild animals that see you as the pet and not the other way round. When they see you getting fatter, then they chose a day to make their harvest
Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:27pm On Mar 28
Waiting to see miss Afghanistan in beauty pageant.
Celebrities / Re: Gospel Singer, Dunsin Oyekan Secretly Engaged(pix) by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:36pm On Mar 28
blueghost:
A lot of Kingdom marriages this year
Which one be Kingdom marriage again.

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Celebrities / Re: Gospel Singer, Dunsin Oyekan Secretly Engaged(pix) by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:35pm On Mar 28
I hope the secret engagement was in good faith. And not because bobo has already inseminated the needful seeds.
Agriculture / Re: This Cow Was Sold For One Million, One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (video) by TOPCRUISE(m): 11:02am On Mar 28
This is what bandits, kidnappers and murderous fulani herdsmen are investing their money on. I shouldn't be surprised if the middleman purchased from a bandit before selling to the final consumer.

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Crime / Re: Evicted Tenant Arraigned For Stealing Electrical Fittings by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:52am On Mar 28
The bail ought to be same half a million amount he stole.

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Romance / Re: How I Was Embarrassed By An Olosho On Low Cut by TOPCRUISE(m): 5:46am On Mar 28
A fool is someone that visits a brothel.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:23pm On Mar 27
verifiablefacts:


Are you saying he missed the Guinness record by the whiskers?
Sure he missed it.
Sports / Re: Geremi Njitap Divorces His Wife Toukam Fotso Laure Verline Over Paternity Fraud by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:04pm On Mar 27
Chai! So while he is showing his versatility on the right back, right midfield, defensive midfield with power, pace, combative style and free kicks ability on the pitch as mentioned. His presumed wife's former lover was showing sexual versatility in same different positions on his wife in bed with power, pace, combative style and free kick ability.

If you are a married man may you not be unfortunate.

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Politics / Re: Give Bandits A Promising Future – Adebayo Shittu Tells FG by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:03pm On Mar 27
This is mockery. The federal government is yet to give good and hardworking youths a promising future, so why should they divert attention to criminals

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