Come back home. Tinubu has promised to do you palliatives. Don't miss it.

If not taken care properly there are some wild animals that see you as the pet and not the other way round. When they see you getting fatter, then they chose a day to make their harvest

Waiting to see miss Afghanistan in beauty pageant.

blueghost:
A lot of Kingdom marriages this year

Which one be Kingdom marriage again.

I hope the secret engagement was in good faith. And not because bobo has already inseminated the needful seeds.

This is what bandits, kidnappers and murderous fulani herdsmen are investing their money on. I shouldn't be surprised if the middleman purchased from a bandit before selling to the final consumer.

The bail ought to be same half a million amount he stole.

A fool is someone that visits a brothel.

verifiablefacts:


Are you saying he missed the Guinness record by the whiskers?

Sure he missed it.

Chai! So while he is showing his versatility on the right back, right midfield, defensive midfield with power, pace, combative style and free kicks ability on the pitch as mentioned. His presumed wife's former lover was showing sexual versatility in same different positions on his wife in bed with power, pace, combative style and free kick ability.

If you are a married man may you not be unfortunate.

This is mockery. The federal government is yet to give good and hardworking youths a promising future, so why should they divert attention to criminals

aceman88:


Oga, please, stop confusing karma. Which side you dey?

Are you now an opposition force or still a supporter of this "sweet" government?

Just because they give you palliative you are calling this government "sweet". Kontinue

He swallowed all of that.


1.7 kilos is highest swallowed so far. And he is just 0.3 kilos short of it.

How they remove all those big 69 fufu size drugs from his stomach is surprising. Yansh will scatter if he excrete all, not talk of the tiredness that comes with it

Honestly Senegal and Mali are the teams I am happy that we avoided in AFCON. These two teams were the ones I thought will get to the final.

Proceeds from ransom.

Unlike Nigerian government who will decide to extend carrot and stick approach to terrorists

2nd Judgement

Magnanimity in corruption. Like say he see minister of power trek from his house to his office.
Wicked Clown.

Residents in those areas including those who recently made their purchase will not sleep well after reading this.

Osuofias in Lagos 3D.

They detain them for the escape. I advise they should visit the soldiers bank account. Country hard.

If you argue heatedly that Arsenal will win the Champions league and you die during the argument people can label you a fool.

Jennyclay:
Let assume it was the other way round, this thread would have been on fire, by now it would have been on page 80 with the latest derogatory words in town

You would read stupid advice like “go and do DNA test on all your children” “women are this, women are that…” bla bla bla

Since he’s a man, suddenly everyone wants to know why What happened How manage Rubbish!!

I pray the phone he swallowed causes more complications in his body system

Nonsense randy men everywhere!!
Rubbish!!!

Not a big deal. A woman has also swallowed her phone to prevent her boyfriend from accessing it.

After removing it from his stomach, they should hand over the phone to his wife

This happened in Florida. If a Governor here tries it Nigerians will come for his head.
Reminds me of my Church Choir mistress daughter of about 11 years of age created her Facebook page and account and made a friend request. I declined the request immediately only to see Pastors, workers other adults accept their own. These are people that ought to advise her parent who were also included in her friends list but kept mute as if it's no big deal.

purples25:
Is Tinubu the problem? Because it seems Nigerians are actually just wicked to each other. We increase prices based on the situation, and even if things get better, we never bring prices down.

Apart from the government being wicked to us, we are also wicked to ourselves. Imagine all business people sitting on their high prices and refusing to reduce even when/if NAIRA gains value.

Has Naira ever solved inflation even if it gain value

Those who voted APC especially in Lagos will soon scatter to their respective villages

With paternity fraud on the increase it is rare for a lady to make financial sacrifice for love.
I should expect to hear I slept with a Ned nwoko billionaire for cash so as to sponsor the tuition of my Justin Bieber prince charming

Tatooists are promiscuous.

Imam: Say AMEN now
Naira Marley: Egungun be careful.

Using women and sex to loot Nigeria

Careful with the woman you marry that says judge not my past. If you marry that kind of woman go and do DNA on your children.