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Health / Re: See The Big Scorpion That Died In My Bucket (photo) by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:52pm On Mar 30
EreluRoz:
The mother is somewhere, so don't be too free.
And the Father too. Plus his brothers, sisters and his uncle's and aunties. sad

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Politics / Re: Akinwumi Adesina Proposes ‘United States Of Nigeria’ by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:50pm On Mar 30
That is a whack name.

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Crime / Re: Fulani Bandits Used Police Camouflage To Sew Native Clothes (video/pictures) by TOPCRUISE(m): 1:23pm On Mar 30
Same bandits that Buhari and Tinubu had order Nigerian army to fish out after every kidnap and attacks on the military are the ones openly doing skits on tiktok and brazenly spending the proceeds of kidnapping anyhow.

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Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To ₦‎1,280/$ At Parallel Market by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:15am On Mar 30
Will prices fall. Because the damage has already been done.
Crime / Re: Anambra Woman Loses Pregnancy In Police Custody by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:33am On Mar 30
Inspector General of police and state commissioner should be sued for this.

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Romance / Re: Man Impregnates A Young Girl, Then Denies Responsibility (photo) by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:38pm On Mar 29
If you wan give belle to mama Dagboru pikin, start to prepare for world war 3.

When you think your landlord is the one knocking at your door to evict you for not paying rent, It's not romantic when Mama Dagboru or Mama Iroko is the one knocking and accusing you of giving her daughter belle.
Mod should therefore put this under crime section or family section and not romance section.

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Health / Re: Toddler Branded Witch And Abandoned In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by TOPCRUISE(m): 12:36pm On Mar 29
The problem with Nigeria starts with all this our native, crude, immoral, superstitious beliefs that have continued to hung around our necks and we refusing to remove them.

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Politics / Re: Killing Of 17 Soldiers: Wanted Delta Monarch Reports Self To Police by TOPCRUISE(m): 9:29am On Mar 29
Hoelujohn:

Dey play. Police will hand him over if not dem go buy market from army. It's not their investigation.
Yeah. At least he has fulfilled all righteousness by reporting himself to the other appropriate authorities that is not grieving and not the Nigerian army DHQ who will denounce the news that he reported to them for investigation if he did, after his family had declared him missing.
Better to be safe than to be sorry.
Politics / Re: Killing Of 17 Soldiers: Wanted Delta Monarch Reports Self To Police by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:54am On Mar 29
He is wise not to surrender to Soldiers or the DHQ defence headquarters, but the nearest police command.
He would have been reported missing.

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Politics / Re: National Grid Collapses Again by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:51am On Mar 29
National Grid have been collapsing almost twice every months since January
Travel / Re: Man Reveals Harsh Living Conditions Of Asylum Seekers In Portugal (video) by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:46pm On Mar 28
Come back home. Tinubu has promised to do you palliatives. Don't miss it.
Pets / Re: 84-year-old Legendary Crocodile At Delesolu Compound In Ibadan Dies by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:39pm On Mar 28
If not taken care properly there are some wild animals that see you as the pet and not the other way round. When they see you getting fatter, then they chose a day to make their harvest
Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:27pm On Mar 28
Waiting to see miss Afghanistan in beauty pageant.
Celebrities / Re: Gospel Singer, Dunsin Oyekan Secretly Engaged(pix) by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:36pm On Mar 28
blueghost:
A lot of Kingdom marriages this year
Which one be Kingdom marriage again.

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Celebrities / Re: Gospel Singer, Dunsin Oyekan Secretly Engaged(pix) by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:35pm On Mar 28
I hope the secret engagement was in good faith. And not because bobo has already inseminated the needful seeds.
Agriculture / Re: This Cow Was Sold For One Million, One Hundred And Fifty Thousand Naira (video) by TOPCRUISE(m): 11:02am On Mar 28
This is what bandits, kidnappers and murderous fulani herdsmen are investing their money on. I shouldn't be surprised if the middleman purchased from a bandit before selling to the final consumer.

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Crime / Re: Evicted Tenant Arraigned For Stealing Electrical Fittings by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:52am On Mar 28
The bail ought to be same half a million amount he stole.

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Romance / Re: How I Was Embarrassed By An Olosho On Low Cut by TOPCRUISE(m): 5:46am On Mar 28
A fool is someone that visits a brothel.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:23pm On Mar 27
verifiablefacts:


Are you saying he missed the Guinness record by the whiskers?
Sure he missed it.
Sports / Re: Geremi Njitap Divorces His Wife Toukam Fotso Laure Verline Over Paternity Fraud by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:04pm On Mar 27
Chai! So while he is showing his versatility on the right back, right midfield, defensive midfield with power, pace, combative style and free kicks ability on the pitch as mentioned. His presumed wife's former lover was showing sexual versatility in same different positions on his wife in bed with power, pace, combative style and free kick ability.

If you are a married man may you not be unfortunate.

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Politics / Re: Give Bandits A Promising Future – Adebayo Shittu Tells FG by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:03pm On Mar 27
This is mockery. The federal government is yet to give good and hardworking youths a promising future, so why should they divert attention to criminals
Politics / Re: Dogo Gide: Bandit Leader Who Shot Down Military Helicopter Killed by TOPCRUISE(m): 11:31am On Mar 27
aceman88:


Oga, please, stop confusing karma. Which side you dey?

Are you now an opposition force or still a supporter of this "sweet" government?
Just because they give you palliative you are calling this government "sweet". Kontinue
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Thai Airport After Swallowing 69 Packages Of Drugs (Pics) by TOPCRUISE(m): 9:12am On Mar 27
He swallowed all of that. shocked


1.7 kilos is highest swallowed so far. And he is just 0.3 kilos short of it.

How they remove all those big 69 fufu size drugs from his stomach is surprising. Yansh will scatter if he excrete all, not talk of the tiredness that comes with it

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: International Friendly (0 - 2) On 26th March 2024 by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:34am On Mar 27
Honestly Senegal and Mali are the teams I am happy that we avoided in AFCON. These two teams were the ones I thought will get to the final.
Politics / Re: Fulani Bandits Display Heavy Artillery (video/pictures) by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:24pm On Mar 26
Proceeds from ransom.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Moscow Terrorist Appears In Court On A Stretcher After "Interrogation" (Pix,Vid) by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:21pm On Mar 26
Unlike Nigerian government who will decide to extend carrot and stick approach to terrorists
Foreign Affairs / Re: Moscow Terrorist Appears In Court On A Stretcher After "Interrogation" (Pix,Vid) by TOPCRUISE(m): 8:16pm On Mar 26
2nd Judgement grin
Politics / Re: Abdulaziz Sule Bribes Adebayo Adelabu With Lexus SUV Worth ₦290M-SaharaReporters by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:31pm On Mar 26
Magnanimity in corruption. Like say he see minister of power trek from his house to his office.
Wicked Clown.

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Properties / Re: 10 Risky Areas In Lekki/Ajah To Verify Before You Buy A Property by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:26pm On Mar 26
Residents in those areas including those who recently made their purchase will not sleep well after reading this. embarassed

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Business / Re: Animated Billboard Causes Panic In Lagos by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:24pm On Mar 26
Osuofias in Lagos 3D.

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Politics / Re: Binance Chief: FG Contacts INTERPOL, Soldiers Held Over Detainee’s Escape by TOPCRUISE(m): 1:50pm On Mar 26
They detain them for the escape. I advise they should visit the soldiers bank account. Country hard.
Crime / Re: Man Slumps And Dies During Heated Argument In Kwara by TOPCRUISE(m): 11:15am On Mar 26
If you argue heatedly that Arsenal will win the Champions league and you die during the argument people can label you a fool.

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