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[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=184589.msg2965232#msg2965232 date=1224442374]rotflmao


When we're done with plate #10 and drink #8, that's when you hear " I left my wallet at home" or "I thought it was free" [/quote]We are nigerians ya know
nothing is REALLY free

This venue looks expensive oo
agaba, hope somethings are free sha

This one is beyond me oo

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=184589.msg2962553#msg2962553 date=1224367982]You dey hungry??[/quote]yes na

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2962578#msg2962578 date=1224368331]Very soon.
Go to Ann Summers or tell Queenisha to ship bags of VS stuffs for you.[/quote]will do

Back to the topic

I quite agree
if you don't love me, leave me please
don't worry about hurting my feelings please just leave

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=185012.msg2962566#msg2962566 date=1224368164]He's a sycophant!!![/quote]thot as much

God forbid
tumfulu is not invited n if he is i aint coming

so when is this dinner sef

JJOYU, Why are you licking gamine's ass?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958508#msg2958508 date=1224286851]44 inches?? We shall something out.
As long as other assets are tight, you would scale through.[/quote]Aww , , , ,
hanni is da best



_{i rebuke 44 inches oo, please GOD}

Danke:
yes tope,tumfulu is approaching 50 years,hes not a kid,very ugly looking,this are d kind of men that makes so many of us women run into the convent,its better to be a rev sister dan to be wt d likes of tumfulu ,ugly thing

Danke:
as long as u don't look like tumfulu and geolabious I'm ok

u don see tumfule pischurr

chamotex:
Tope i dey handle ur size well well, If i lie, go ask Shaniqua for Thamesmead

ROFLMAO
U dey crase

chamotex:
Boundaries in terms of what:-

Size - ok, maybe
Ability - na talent na
Strength - I dey upgrade 3 times ur size, na today?   e don taaaaaayyyyyy!!!

all of the above and more

well i fit manage am sha

i know say u no fit resist

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958470#msg2958470 date=1224286417]Tope2000, i don't want u to get bounced.
Be submissive to me and everything shall be aiiight. . . . .
Even if u exceed the 28-inch mark. . . . .I would let you in. [/quote]ehen, are u sure
cuz i think i mite be 44inches

Danke:
r u kidding me?with their faces like "i beg to salute" if u think I'm lying ,check out girloswit profile,and u will see d girl is blessed wt divine flat face from the devil

and d guys? *shakes head and sighs* some of them look like they were well prepared from the species of monkey,no amount of surgery will change that,its only a miracle from GOD that can make them look presentable

Oh lawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant breath
jenny have killed me oo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958438#msg2958438 date=1224286040]Of course, u are exempted.
Hannibal shall personally take your measurement. [/quote]Nobody take measurement of Queen bee

chamotex:
I concur with the onion bootay aspect

bleeped up face? i disagree, its gats to be at least presentable  

HAHA
So what if the girl is wowo but with shaped onion booty nkan
Chamo are u tryin to tell me that u wudnt hit it

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958426#msg2958426 date=1224285842]I ain't kidding. . . . . .Women should be submissive to him.
He's been given the license to touch and measure. . . . .
There shall be no resistance. [/quote]On newbie maybe
Even chamo knows im beyond his boundaries

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958396#msg2958396 date=1224285507]Unfortunately, Chamotex is the most experienced geezer in such matters.
Every woman must put their hands up and let Chamotex measure the waistline.
Before u start fussing, i didn't make the rules. . . .Doyin13 did. [/quote]Doyin13 who??
U've gotta be kiddin me
doyin where are

its true though chamo knows his sh.it when it comes to women
ashewo oshi

Danke:
sorry but there r so many ugly girls on this forum,u will have to search out the few fine ones yourself

i aint helpin

jenny n her bluntness

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958358#msg2958358 date=1224285105]Chamotex shall be the umpire. . . . .
Any babe with more than 28 inches waist line shall be bounced.
Girdle type lingerie would fail under Chamotex's gaze. . . . . He is an expert in women affairs.

You'D know!!! [/quote]Chamotex ke
lai lai, chamo does not preferences when it comes to women as long she has an onion booty with bleeped up face, chamo is the happiest man alive

mbola of course

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958308#msg2958308 date=1224284527]Ya profile??
Plz, i don't view profiles.


Thatz what i am talking about. . . . . .
Too bad. . . . .Babes with fat bellies are disqualified!!! [/quote]
there is girdle type lingerie, ya know

Cristalz:


Good heavens!! I'm perfectly harmless

Catch your lingerie fun with Hanni. . .just don't break his tender heart

tender. . . . . . hanni
the 2 words dont match

jenny is danke
oh wow
wetin u do seun

@danke
reveal yaself

@chamo
wats wrong with ur head

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958267#msg2958267 date=1224284019]Don't be afraid. . . . .It's actually a lingerie party. [/quote]Ok so now we are coming as victoria secret models
_{let me berra go look for sexy lingerie in victoria secret or ann summers , so i can show what my mama gave moi}

Cristalz:

i just fear u iz all

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958240#msg2958240 date=1224283662]It's not a dinner party. . . . . .It's a normal groove.
Matter of fact, the organisers are telling me babes are supposed to dress NUDE!!! [/quote]
I dont do nude nor go-go dancing

what nonsense is this

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958204#msg2958204 date=1224283124]Dirty looks??
There are no dirty looks. . . . . .Just turn up in your tank top and all will be well.
DeepZone would be too busy in Nebraska to bovver about you.[/quote]Anyways i cant wear tank top to a dinner partay now its a black tie occasion

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2958138#msg2958138 date=1224282233]@ tope2000,

No matter what u do. . . .Please no winter jacket!!!
Just come in a tank top and ma day would be made. [/quote]No way!!!!
You want deepzone _{or maybe cristalz} to start giving me dirty looks
I don't think i can handle her tantrums
She has your name written all over her, don't want to create a scene

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2957989#msg2957989 date=1224280038]U coming??
I must go n get ma dancing shoes then.
Just do me a favour, no winter jacket(please)!!! [/quote]But why na
its getting cold nowadays
I'm not really into fashion is pain rubbish oo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184589.msg2957916#msg2957916 date=1224279088]@ Tgirl4real,

What has Hannibal gotta do with??

Anyways, is Tope2000 coming for this gig??
If not. . . . . .I won't honour y'all IV.
No Tope2000, no party!!!!![/quote]Gbam
I will be there 4 sho

darefestus:
@Tope

don't say that!

maybe you haven't been to the interesting boards on NL

Sports and forum games

you would really love this boards.

maybe, but i doubt it sha

geolabious:
[size=13pt]Hahaha
I don't lik it ooooooooooooo
U know i lik food so much
So i will lik somebody lik u to be in charge
I don't want Tgirl4real to be in charge
She will denied totally
Thats y i say u should be in charge
I hope SEMO will be available [/size]

infact i think Tgirl4real is the right person for that job

Tatase:
ROFL! I think he was setting the ("romantic" scene. There's just something soooooooo sexy about Obama and McCain sparring over who said what about whom, no?

gosh

geolabious:
Tope can u please be in charge of food
Expecially the SEMo with EGUSI + Erandindi side
please[/size][/font][/color]

why food? Abeg
Is there no better place??

darefestus:
@Tope2000

I was about asking Chamo where you've been

Romance board was dull in your absence.

NL is boring generally jare