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Treetop20:
that is the way to go.

lol. . . . . . if u say so

Treetop20:
no i will not
what are you doing on the 14th?

LoL . . . . Prolly gonna hang out with friends

Treetop20:
why would i end up in prison?
for aiding you?
i will never let anything bad happen
to you dear

U dont know if u assist some1 die, u cud go to jail
u wont let anything bad happen to me and yet u want me to go on prozac

oge4real:
I suggest you talk to her.Ask her not to see the boy again.If she insist that she cannot do without him, then you do not need any prophet to tell you that they have been making a fool of you all along.

I have come to a conclusion that talk is cheap
No amount of talk will change her jare, cuz i am sure he has spoken 2 her abt it lots of time

Treetop20:
console a suicidal woman?
either you want my help or i can give you
Prozac

Well . . . . since i am a very good friend
I wont let u help me die cuz u'll end up in prison 4 it
As 4 prozac, dont worry. i aint losing it yet

Treetop20:
you want me to help you
push the chair away when you are hanging from the fan?

Shaaaaaaaaaaatttttap dia
Instead of u to be consoling me
u want to help me die. bad guy

Treetop20:
lol we do not want that to happen

Mehnnnnnnnnn . . . .if that happens, i will cry
infact i might commit suicide

Treetop20:
how can you rebuke it when it will
help you bag boris?

Abeg there is no gurantee i will bag him with the pastor's prayer
plus i am 100% sure that the pastor will not prounouce his name very well when parying. i dont want to end up with the WRONG boris

Treetop20:
tope darling
are you sure?
val is around the corner they can
"pray" for you too. This time though
it will make any man fall in loff with you

DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I rebuke that kind of prayer unless ofcos the prayer will allow me to bag boris kodjoe or joe

dayokanu:
Dayokanu and who?

toyin

Treetop20:
oh i can now see why the guy fell
sick. I am sure the church has "prayed" about it

rofl. . . . . i cant shout

Treetop20:
what is a k and s church?
cele?

its the other white garment church
there is cele n k n s

[quote author=ever_green link=topic=226509.msg3406399#msg3406399 date=1233348325]ever_green & tope2000 [/quote]u have miss road

If its getting uncomfortable for u, then i suggest u get out of it

Horse sh.it
Abeg dont let one k n s pastor dictate ur life

chamotex:
Tope lemme see u get down low

Low ko, high ni

@topic
Mystikal - danger

Nickleback - this is how u remind me

Jennyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Where have u been, we have missed u wella

Bon jovi - wanted dead or alive

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=225938.msg3402629#msg3402629 date=1233273657]Fleshlight has no chesticles(like yours). [/quote]Blow a balloon on one side b4 u start u using it

r.kelly - fiesta remix

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=225938.msg3402607#msg3402607 date=1233273355]Fleshlight ko, flashlight ni. . . . .
Nuthing like the coochie. . . . .forget those filthy evil toys.[/quote]Coochie too dey tire
Abeg use ur fleshlight.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=225938.msg3402581#msg3402581 date=1233273036]I saw em meself. . . . . .How does one fake pelvic fractures?
Tope n vibrator?? I told her clearly i would beat her senselessly if i find that evil toy in ma bedroom.
Vibrator ko, radiator ni.

Keep deceiving urself.[/quote]Sabi u have ur own fleshlight that u play with while i play with my vibrator 2.

Alicia keys - dragon days

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=225938.msg3402545#msg3402545 date=1233272478]The strength will diminish once we get going.
Tope can testify. . . . .She has suffered multiple pelvic fractures in the last 3 months.[/quote]Dnt know whatchu talkin abt??
I have been perfectly fine.

DaPhoenix:
It's funny because she told me she faked having those fractures . . . anything to make you leave her and her vibrator alone.

Lolz . . . .

Treetop20:
i do wish a lot of women would think like this

LoL . . . . I am not sayin u shudnt wish ur other half happy vals day or wateva but the day itself is really
Vals day to me is for small pikins who r just starting their love stories

Treetop20:
why don't you believe in it?
you haven't been around nairaland lately

Its not that i dnt blv in it
but why shud one day only be kept speacially 4 for lover or love
Alot of girls ppl blv in so much cux of the present, treat or flower they will receive. buncha bullshit
why cant i treat or buy present for my other half any other day of the week or month

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=225938.msg3402482#msg3402482 date=1233270818]Is Sokoto hot??[/quote]Dont know
Bunked my geography class

Thatz more like it. . . . . .
Lets set up a tryst then. . . .Tope-Sauron-DaPhoenix.

I dnt share

Treetop20:
valentine is around the corner i guess

I said if sum1 shud mention that word again, i will scream
so Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MrCrackles:
Nah i have your blom blom instead
Wetin i wan take your back do when your blom bloms are heavenly!

u r nutcase

DaPhoenix:
Innocent?? Don't make me pull out your incriminating posts

Ok ok
I plead the fifth

@sauron
I wudnt know
dont live in canada