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Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:13am On Jan 30, 2009
tope2000:

@sauron
I wudnt know
dont live in canada

Is Sokoto hot??

DaPhoenix:

rofl, if worse comes to worst, I will. We'll get some[b] party ish[/b] going on.

Thatz more like it. . . . . .
Lets set up a tryst then. . . .Tope-Sauron-DaPhoenix.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:16am On Jan 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

Is Sokoto hot??

Dont know
Bunked my geography class


Thatz more like it. . . . . .
Lets set up a tryst then. . . .Tope-Sauron-DaPhoenix.

I dnt share cool
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:19am On Jan 30, 2009
tope2000:

I said if sum1 shud mention that word again, i will scream
so Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tongue
why don't you believe in it?
you haven't been around nairaland lately
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:29am On Jan 30, 2009
Treetop20:

valentine is around the corner i guess

So . . .

~Sauron~:

Is Sokoto hot??

Thatz more like it. . . . . .
Lets set up a tryst then. . . .Tope-Sauron-DaPhoenix.

We will destroy you.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:29am On Jan 30, 2009
nothing
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:30am On Jan 30, 2009
Treetop20:

nothing

lol I thought so.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:31am On Jan 30, 2009
ugh
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:32am On Jan 30, 2009
tope2000:

Dont know
Bunked my geography class

Is the grass GREEN??


I dnt share cool

U are sharing this time. . . . . .

DaPhoenix:

We will destroy you.

Tehehehehe. . . . . . . Impossible. cheesy
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Nobody: 12:32am On Jan 30, 2009
Busy_body:

Long time babe, how's ya being kiss

[size=2pt]OMG, just downloaded the YIM thingy o, you know say we be ol'skool, lol, turning it off rightaway grin How do I turn it off, can't find the switch embarassed lol[/size]
LOL, am fine.
shukuru has been driving me crazy na embarassed

[size=3pt]lmaoooooooooooo!!!! You don't know how to turn it off? grin grin If you want it on ya profile, go to your YIM setting and invisibl-ize yourself cheesy
Ara oko Ile-Ife. No wonder! tongue[/size]
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by onyinye2(f): 12:33am On Jan 30, 2009
Ermmmm. . . . . . Phoenix, Could I post one of my poems?? Pretty Pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! With cookies on top!!! grin grin
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by MrCrackles(m): 12:34am On Jan 30, 2009
HeatFusion:

LOL, am fine.
shukuru has been driving me crazy na embarassed

[size=3pt]lmaoooooooooooo!!!! You don't know how to turn it off? grin grin If you want it on ya profile, go to your YIM setting and invisibl-ize yourself cheesy
Ara oko Ile-Ife. No wonder! tongue[/size]

You are terribly razz, the pain is excruciating! cheesy
WTF is the highlighted jargon u typed above?
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:34am On Jan 30, 2009
Treetop20:

why don't you believe in it?
you haven't been around nairaland lately

Its not that i dnt blv in it
but why shud one day only be kept speacially 4 for lover or love undecided
Alot of girls ppl grin blv in so much cux of the present, treat or flower they will receive. buncha bullshit
why cant i treat or buy present for my other half any other day of the week or month undecided undecided
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:36am On Jan 30, 2009
tope2000:

Its not that i dnt blv in it
but why shud one day only be kept speacially 4 for lover or love undecided
Alot of girls ppl grin blv in so much cux of the present, treat or flower they will receive. buncha bullshit
why cant i treat or buy present for my other half any other day of the week or month undecided undecided
i do wish a lot of women would think like this cheesy
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Nobody: 12:37am On Jan 30, 2009
MrCrackles:

You are terribly razz, the pain is excruciating! cheesy
WTF is the highlighted jargon u typed above?
cheiii!! enough abuse from you ppl for today!!
From politics to romance.

LOL, shukuru = school. how u supposed to dey know? omo London
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:37am On Jan 30, 2009
Treetop20:

ugh

lol you mad?

~Sauron~:

Tehehehehe. . . . . . . Impossible. cheesy

You don't know the strength of the bootay.

onyinye2:

Ermmmm. . . . . . Phoenix, Could I post one of my poems?? Pretty Pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! With cookies on top!!! grin grin

ch . . . this is a Stephen appreciation thread . . . or was. lol I guess, go ahead.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:40am On Jan 30, 2009
Treetop20:

i do wish a lot of women would think like this cheesy


LoL . . . . I am not sayin u shudnt wish ur other half happy vals day or wateva but the day itself is really undecided
Vals day to me is for small pikins who r just starting their love stories cheesy
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:41am On Jan 30, 2009
DaPhoenix:

You don't know the strength of the bootay.

The strength will diminish once we get going.
Tope can testify. . . . .She has suffered multiple pelvic fractures in the last 3 months.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:43am On Jan 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

The strength will diminish once we get going.
Tope can testify. . . . .She has suffered multiple pelvic fractures in the last 3 months.

It's funny because she told me she faked having those fractures . . . anything to make you leave her and her vibrator alone.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:45am On Jan 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

The strength will diminish once we get going.
Tope can testify. . . . .She has suffered multiple pelvic fractures in the last 3 months.

Dnt know whatchu talkin abt?? tongue
I have been perfectly fine.

DaPhoenix:

It's funny because she told me she faked having those fractures . . . anything to make you leave her and her vibrator alone.

Lolz . . . . grin grin
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:47am On Jan 30, 2009
DaPhoenix:

lol you mad?

You don't know the strength of the bootay.

ch . . . this is a Stephen appreciation thread . . . or was. lol I guess, go ahead.
nah

tope2000:

LoL . . . . I am not sayin u shudnt wish ur other half happy vals day or wateva but the day itself is really undecided
Vals day to me is for small pikins who r just starting their love stories cheesy
touche
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by timmfikk(m): 12:48am On Jan 30, 2009
Its really lovely to sit down ur gurl sometime  or even a text or messaging her and saying all that to her because it will really make her feel so special and appreciated. And it has always give gurls an assurance of stable affair.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:50am On Jan 30, 2009
DaPhoenix:

It's funny because she told me she faked having those fractures . . . anything to make you leave her and her vibrator alone.

I saw em meself. . . . . .How does one fake pelvic fractures?
Tope n vibrator?? I told her clearly i would beat her senselessly if i find that evil toy in ma bedroom.
Vibrator ko, radiator ni.

tope2000:

Dnt know whatchu talkin abt?? tongue
I have been perfectly fine.

Keep deceiving urself.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:54am On Jan 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

I saw em meself. . . . . .How does one fake pelvic fractures?
Tope n vibrator?? I told her clearly i would beat her senselessly if i find that evil toy in ma bedroom.
Vibrator ko, radiator ni.

Keep deceiving urself.

Sabi u have ur own fleshlight that u play with while i play with my vibrator 2. cheesy
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:55am On Jan 30, 2009
tope2000:

Sabi u have ur own fleshlight that u play with while i play with my vibrator 2. cheesy

Fleshlight ko, flashlight ni. . . . .
Nuthing like the coochie. . . . .forget those filthy evil toys.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:58am On Jan 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

Fleshlight ko, flashlight ni. . . . .
Nuthing like the coochie. . . . .forget those filthy evil toys.

Coochie too dey tire
Abeg use ur fleshlight.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 1:00am On Jan 30, 2009
tope2000:

Coochie too dey tire
Abeg use ur fleshlight.

Fleshlight has no chesticles(like yours). grin grin
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 1:03am On Jan 30, 2009
~Sauron~:

Fleshlight has no chesticles(like yours). grin grin

Blow a balloon on one side b4 u start u using it wink
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by onyinye2(f): 1:20am On Jan 30, 2009
DaPhoenix:

ch . . . this is a Stephen appreciation thread . . . or was. lol I guess, go ahead.
Thanks.


Love is like honey, it lasts a lifetime.
The very rumination of you has me keening for your subtle touch
To saunter in your presence is the sedative I will annihilate for
No baby, I don't want to cater to you
Baby, baby let me, let me be your submissive slave
For you I will massacre the agony brought upon you
Stroke every ache mutilating the essence of your beauty
Oliberate without exception every tear cascading down your face
Without hesitation, donate my body to you for whatever solicitude you please
If you do just one courtesy for me
Finally take notice of me.
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Nobody: 1:30am On Jan 30, 2009
onyinye2:

Thanks.


Love is like honey, it lasts a lifetime.
The very rumination of you has me keening for your subtle touch
To saunter in your presence is the sedative I will annihilate for
No baby, I don't want to cater to you
Baby, baby let me, let me be your submissive slave
For you I will massacre the agony brought upon you
Stroke every ache mutilating the essence of your beauty
Oliberate without exception every tear cascading down your face
Without hesitation, donate my body to you for whatever solicitude you please
If you do just one courtesy for me
Finally take notice of me.
Nice poem o.
But dnt deny it later when 4Play and David get on ya ass @ the bolded part
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by amebono14: 1:38am On Jan 30, 2009
tope2000:

U are mistaking me for jenny grin
I am as holy as they come cool

angry angry when did preachers daughter like me become a bad person angry angry
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by timmfikk(m): 2:45am On Jan 30, 2009
amebo no.1:

angry angry when did preachers daughter like me become a bad person angry angry

undecided
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by bluespice(f): 9:44am On Jan 30, 2009
phoenix dahlin
now u see y i love watching ladies 'discuss' tongue tongue tongue

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