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Gaggi:
Thanks people. I still care about her though. Anyway, how do i tell her off in a way that she'd listen. I'm not giving her hope of a comeback, yet she has the feeling we might get back someday. What other way can i say NO

Kindly sit her down and tell her wateva u guys might have had is over, she shud move on. I admire 4 even being friends wit her n not even not wanting to hurt her feelings.

[quote author=Desiré link=topic=284026.msg4027653#msg4027653 date=1245010693]Don't you think we need to know how old he is? Remember, she's just 16.[/quote]I dnt think the girl is actually 16, i think the sweet sixteen was a fig of speech but then being a ladies guy age is neva a barrier wit dat kind of dudes.

[quote author=Desiré link=topic=284026.msg4027597#msg4027597 date=1245009883]lol why are you laughing? I'm asking serious questions.[/quote]Lol, dnt mind me. I'm still kinda stuck on the ladies guy no doubt . Lol

[quote author=Desiré link=topic=284026.msg4027563#msg4027563 date=1245009445]First, when you say she knew your status, what do you mean? Second, how old are you?[/quote]Rofl

MrCrackles:

Lmao see as una dey fight 4 shiken, dis 1 pass the east london gals

MrCrackles:

Lmao see as una dey fight 4 shiken, dis 1 pass the east london gals

[quote author=Desiré link=topic=283974.msg4027484#msg4027484 date=1245008618]Precisely.[/quote]Are u minding david, bet if the poster was a woman his response wud hav been different.

davidylan:
if you love her give her a chance dude. All these "dont take her back" why? Anyone can make mistakes . . . and she at least made sure she kept in touch for 3 yrs.

Davie the guy is in a new relationship, shud he dump his new gf 4 his ex? She had him n lost him, its her loss

Dnt take her back, stay n be happy wit ur new gf jare.

I didnt o, guess my connection is f'ucked up. Lol

[quote author=Desiré link=topic=282031.msg4027227#msg4027227 date=1245005036]https://i40.tinypic.com/8yu8f9.gif[/quote]wat is wrong na, wen u were boinkin sauron, did i moan? Lol. @brash- wat do u know? Dnt bad mouth my stephen.

StephenP:
I love you too sweety. I see you are still getting banned LOL

Lol, she banned my ip sef, i am yet to receive the reason why. Im on mobile. Lol

tamme:


. Thou shall NOT be a LONG TINS BABE (you know what I mean?)
2. Thou shall not lack in boobs, yansh and hips. If you must, please lack only one and find a way to make up for it.
3. Thou shall NOT be a down to earth, real or ride or die chick. I.e all those ruff, rugged and raw "tell it as it is" girls, NOT WERKING.
4. Thou shall not have dew hair (All those afro/afro-kinky "soul" sisters, FORGET IT).
5. Thou shall not be a non-church goer. Ladies, for extra credit, be an usher, Sunday school aunty or PRAYER WARRIOR (This applies to other religious sects)
6. Thou shall not go to club to find husband, YOU GO JONZ!!
7. Thou shall not drink hard liquor or beers. Stick to 2 glasses of wine, IF YOU MUST DRINK ALCHOHOL.
8. Thou shall not have un-manicured nails (It has to be French manicure acrylic nails).
9. Thou shall not have daddy issues (victims of divorced parents and dysfunctional families , keep it to yourselves).
10. Thou shall not go without makeup (i.e. caked foundation, studio fix but ensure that the make up has a natural look which is purple lip liner, pink lip gloss and chocolate/natural eye shadows)
11. Thou shall not lack culinary skills. Perfect the art of egusi, ogbono and all variations of rice. Home Economics is in order
12. Thou shall not be a "posh sturvs". Sushi or lasagne, uh , really?
13. Thou shall not knack ya head when you have a weave. Futhermore, on no account should you be caught scratching and flicking the condiments into thin air. That is simply DISGUSTING.
14. Thou shall not do any strange degrees, such as development, journalism or medical genetics. Ladies, stick to law, engineering, accounting, business or pharmacy.
15. Thou shall not have a sense of humour or try to even be funny (note: SARCASM IS A NO NO)
16. Ultimately, thou shall not go past a first degree, maybe masters (PHD IS AN ABORMINATION)
17. If thou must study a masters, please please, remember to dumb down when hanging with his friends.
18. Thou shall not disclose too much of yourself. You will seem needy
19. Thou SHALL NOT have a sex life or sexual imagination prior to meeting him. Let him "teach" you.
20. Thou shall not listen to anything other than r'n'b or hip hop (common is pushing it). All you World music and rock chicks, NOT HAPPENING MATE).
21. Thou shall NOT an independent woman. (all those "I can pay my own bills" bullshit, Basically , LONG TINS). Refer to commandment one!
22. Thou shall not be opinionated or well informed (WARNING: This might come off as intimidating. Besides, no one likes a miss know it all).
23. Thou shall not go to any obscure University. Please stick to Kent, Leicester, Nottingham, and Reading. (WARNING- YOU WILL END UP ALONE).
24. Thou shall not be overly friendly. All those social butterflies and jovial. Personalities, BEWARE.
25. Thou shall not be anti-social when it comes to his family. You have to GET IN THERE FULLY.
26. Thou shall not explore any originality when it comes to fashion. Stick to T.M Lewin, Hawes&Curtis, pointies or kitten heels, and jeans - Abortion belt always puts the icing on the cake. To complete the look, don't be seen without your thick framed rectangular glasses (YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS).
27. Thou shall not hunt in packs (warning to girls with bossom bodies that cant be separated
28. Thou shall NOT be loud. Keep your voice to a minimum always
29. Thou shall not appear to be having too much fun on the dance floor. When it comes to dancing, keep it simple (Dutty winders and grinders, ITS NOT HAPPENING).
30. Thou shall not think about breaking this next commandment. The ULTIMATE, IF NOT YOU ARE FINISHED.It Will be an OYO STATE (on you own) FOR YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. LADIES PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THE BEDROOM WITH ANY WRAPPER, NIGHT SHIRT, WHITE TOP GEL OR SHELLY ON YOUR FACE. If you must Do all the above, LADIES, BURN THOSE GOLD AND BLACK HAIR NETS. Girls, we are all guilty of owning a hair net or 2. And we know that all the commandments before suggests that you must be a babe on P constantly. You have to FIND A WAY TO WORK AROUND THIS HAIR NET ISSUES. Statistics dictates that one in two marriages FAIL due to this.

Rofl. . . I berra start practising my commandments.

StephenP:
It depends on the individual. I don't care too much about physical appearance, yes, it will take some getting used to but as long as you have an amazing personality, that's all I really need.

Aww cute, only a few guys will tell u he doesnt care abt physical appearance. Tis y i loff u.

Lol i didnt guess my mobile is messing.

[quote author=Desiré link=topic=283472.msg4025367#msg4025367 date=1244943304]What does the name mean?[/quote]The full name is actually oluwaremilekun which means God has wiped away my tears

stillwater:
Lol

Nigerian men suck!!! Bite me!!!

Lmao *cheering yah in the corner*

@david- u guys aint shyte witout us n im glad u recognise. Lol

@A40 i am yet 2 meet a nigerian guy dat will make me go wow, im still searchin sha, if i meet him i'l open a thread 2.lol

davidylan:
nigerian men shld simply look elsewhere . . . i got tired of begging nigerian women long long ago.

Sharap dia u know u love us. Lol @desire- wow congrat sis. Me sef wan try something new, abt tym.

REAL TRUTH:
What do we call this? Nduka Obaigbena peeping at a female breast for over #1Billion,,,,I could remember years back the role this man played in thwarting the June 12 election,,,,Those who messed up Nigeria seems to be the ones enjoying the most!!

Check the link below to view the pics




http://www.saharareporters.com/images/rsgallery/original/Obaigbena_Beyonce.jpg

yeye man, shior

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=283472.msg4025238#msg4025238 date=1244940050]@Babe
Waa sere Omo Olope

A far cry from the Nigerian Men are not Romantic,Nigerian Men Don't pay their Children's school fees threads that used to litter the romance landscape

What can i say we are the BEST!![/quote]Ur first sentence gat me rofl. @topic i luv my naija men but ur list na wa even judging 4rm ur list they r not romantic

[quote author=Desiré link=topic=283749.msg4025119#msg4025119 date=1244937616]LOL!!! They took you out quick.

Mukina
Last Active : Today at 07:59:25 PM

A minute ago[/quote]lol she is online

Im back, miss me. Lol

iyaegbe:
Is it really wrong to be flirting on the internet? I met this guy online, never seen him before (and would probably never see him). We chat on messenger everyday. My colleagues said it is bad because I am married. I don't know if the guy is married or not but I don't really see anything bad in it. help me out, is it bad?

U r married and u r flirtin wit a man online, r u dat bored wit ur marriage? U scare me o