₦airaland Forum

Raymondenyi:
Please what can I do to get this Girl?

BE born again. Accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour.

gifttracy:
This guy keep doing this,whenever he comes visiting.He takes it to be a joke.

Thank goodness. Don't worry, it will still be a joke until you find yourself in his bed nake.d and a few months later, you start spitting and vomitting all over the place.
give the Niccur a double morosonto and thunder slap when next he does that.

thank me later

voltron:
All na kpanshin meter no dey read q

Aswear u no well. which 1 be meter again oo. you no go kill me for here.

Prettybecca:
Its not about being a robot, too much suffer for this country no fit make man pikin smile na. So don't blame her cos me sef I didn't even smile.

Ehya. Issokay

tundeayo2020:
funny enough I didn't even smile not to talk of laughing, why?

Dunno why? Are you a robot?

Kati kati, rada rada. Do what's on your mind. The english sef na wa

Hmmmmm........ Awesome. She's been playing you two. Thank goodness she fell sick......

Sure You did. Some dude no send ooo, even if na grandma sef, all na kpanshing

demelza:
I guess he thought the S5 would sway you.

Seconded. That bro must be from that state in Nigeria

Oloriburuku ni awon boys yIi sha. They're not even fighting over oil well but over a FEMALE. Dude aint even sure if he'll wife the bae. Guess stuffs like this only happen in AK villa.

Nneka123:
please who's danny?

Kiss Daniel. She's just hiding his ID

clevvermind:
i have my principle and my friend must understand that. My house is not a motel. If i allow him now, next time he would want to do it again. So, no way.

Thank God you realized that. More grace to continue steadfastly

That's deep

Bros, this ya english ehn, odikwa very jamaican.

No it's not. Even if you do, the measure of love will not be equal. In most cases, 1 is love and the other is lust or infatuation.

truth is forgive her and dump her sorry arse behind. Give relationship a break for now so as to clear your head.

this Tonto Dikeh is a major shareholder in nairaland abi?

Thanks for giving them a train but you should have done what you feel its best, not these slow motion train you're bragging about.

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]That moment you kissed her, it's heaven, shei?

And you sucked her tittays, it's euphoric, shei?

Then she grabbed your John bull, it's lets go there, okwa ya?

And when you're doing 1,2,1,2, calling her name, it's beautiful, oi?

finally, when you're vibrating like Nokia phone about to release, you're in the moon, abi?


And you forgot to put #50 raincoat in wallet, abi?
No go marry am, foolish bwoi [/color]

LMAOOOOO........ Ya fazza. this got me cracking real hard.................. kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

starlingleanets:
What am saying in escence is that the condition that conditioned the condition of the OP is the condition dat have conditioned many nd this does not good course for loosing Inihibition power.But his writings makes me say this is just a fallacy that borders from the Gen' of fallacy call Postork-emprompkin-porpdarork i mean to say its Capitalrejectamental according to human nature. You understand my point or i should explain further?

explain further biko

starlingleanets:
You see all this higleddy-pigleddy you are in is just a platform of oozing into cum guanga tuan gaga odoriferus saga in a raprous state of Higi haga,It is like u r consiously unconsiously in a state of dilemma nd with every stretch of imagination without exemption of expectation i can see ur heart hovering aroud an emotional demodatriangle and if u do not take urgent steps to meander the impulses and ur superflous hormone i'm sorry u may end up in a pestilential and delectrious aqua.Do u understand or i should explain further?

explain further abeg

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imsuboi:
guy, as I watch this video eh, I just weak


See that heavily made up girl dey even talk

imagine that fat one sef. Boys haff suffer....................... That mgbeke with heavy make up sef dey do like say she dey there. Hian................ *spits on the floor*

Levuls and his relationship counsels. Mbok open a counselling clinic na.
No time to read epistle jare

haaaaa.................. See future wives and mothers. Mogbe ooooo. ayaff dead