₦airaland Forum

tayoxx: bros no underate me o...na me dey yarn o...Lol..ma no lie sha I go join d guy beat the girl self...if no b stupidity y she go go find dis kind guy trouble

faithugo64: a car

faithugo64: most guys claim that ladies are stingy when it comes to money,yesterday i overheard a guy saying ''he buys you an iphone and you buy him a boxer and a singlet'' i couldn't help laughing at that statement,actually most ladies are guilty of this,so tell us,what is the most expensive gift you have ever gotten from your gf/wife or any lady

just for fun

tayoxx: Guy bone dat tin...we go dig am together. ...him b man and I b man

jeflexy: how would ur gf feel? #just.asking

echobee: u be she?
Henhen,ops
Nice one. Ur head still dey ur body

koko12: u'll be amazed that after it all, when they come back to their senses, they will probably not remember what caused the violence and fighting. my take is #Poverty and #Joblessness

ffo: LMAO. bros i no fit oooo. na just abbrevation. Abi youself like food ni? lol
are you referring to my monicker?

judedwriter: Bros true talk. We no know whether na ritual, boko or faulty foundation

01emek: my Guy i don't joke with food oo

alexis007: ...guy....typo errors plus 2much 'ions' in ur essay...u be welder?

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

jmoore: Continue to give. "Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap".

She is also entitled to pension benefits when she quits the relationship.



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tosyne2much: Lemme keep the ball rolling

Either you are very handsome or not bashing is inevitable, you can be bashed regardless of your handsomeness and vice versa

I walked up to a random lady and my approach was, '' what's up pretty lady? I wan really want to use this opportunity getting to know you.. Na cat or dog dey talk ooooo, she no even respond.. I tried my best possible to make her say something but all to no avail

Could you believe I stupidly took a walk with her for almost 10mins without a response..

# Fast forward# I got pissed off and told her, '' thanks for making me look like a fool''.. She looked at me and said, '' pls get something doing''.. Ehnnnnnnn !!!, it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on my head. At that instance low self esteem was printed on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up

Please share your experience and spread the fun

*Note*- No forming of fine boy on dis thread

Fabulousmark: I have experimented with discussing latest trend in fashion,celebrity gossips and even funny stories but i get an "ok" at the end.

ib4real95: Yea definitely.. wld love my galfrnds saliva mixed with a lil bit of KELEBE frozen and chilled.. Taking it with bread all along.. Heaven on earth.. Hmm yummy!