₦airaland Forum

honsule:
Guys,i think our networks especially celtel should make provision for sms transfer.So that i can be able to transfer my 15 sms from my other celtel lines to my main line.We need innovation.What do you guys think?

In your dreams . . . , . . . . .

Cant stand that. . . and can't even dare to do it . . . .

clemcykul:
hhhaaah at last? som1 is making sense lol chei!

Roflmao . . . .

Rofl agakn and again . , . .

@poster . . . . .*** Shit happens *****. . . . .
Life goes on . . . .

Still not all . . . . , .

ricflare:
yeah its the browser app i mean

Yeah u're right . . , .

tessybaby:
whatz funny here

Bizzy body . . . . . . . ^{* Run's in2 d dark b4 tess find's me and do what i think she want's 2 do 2 me . . . *}

dragnet, i've tried my best . . . . ,

uchee:
, @ poster those jokes make sense. good one

Speak english plsssssss . . . . . , .

Some might not know. . . .

sect:
Tying infobaba's bible link is better but if it doesn't work,i'm afraid you just av to download it yourself at wap.jolon.org

SECT has said it . . . . . . Just do what he stated . . . . .

aristole:
belch.

Rofl

dragnet:
Who says Java doesnt get infected?? . . . .tell that to the marines & not me

Dont mind them . . . . the virus is still on my phone as usual . . . .

Dumb bartender . . . . . . . . . . night nurse, . . . ' nice one u've got there lol.
Still got me lmao , . .

dragnet:
Ask a cctv expert

i concur

Rofl

clemcykul:
hmmm ify i know your problem uve never entered a car in all your life

na wheelbarrow u dey use to cruise around the day wey u go accidentally enter motor over happiness go just kill you 4 nothing

bush girl/baby

Clemcy, haba . . . . .

aristole:
Which one you dey.exclamation?na wao

Me sef i tire oh!

This picture was taken with my nokia 3310 advanced edition . . . . .

Stale ^{**** the truth is bitter ****}

Spot:
Iwajay tell all those fool around you too stop crying.
If na them go teach me how to watch my mistake, I'll rather prefare to keep on with the mistake than doing that,
Ok?

Hmmmmmmmm. . . . . . I'd rather advice you 2 keep Ur mouth shut . . .

olusho 02:
Please which application is it going to work on se k750i

Just tell sect to tell you . . . . . . .

Mamajama:
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is,

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

Rotflmao , . . this is awesome

Like i said earlier on . . . what line do u use 2 browse . . . . . .

Rolf

Dual Core:
Last month i was on their dial-up, you don't need to recharge, just pay for monthly subscription and thats all, its not very fast, but its comfortable in the night, from about 10 pm to 6 am. i used to pay 10k per month for 24/7 package. I've got their EV-DO (broadband) package, its fast, pretty cool. surprisingly i download at approx. 37 kb/s.

Dualcore how much is their brodband package worth . . . .