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Mad Madder Maddest.....who Is The Maddiest??. .. Merry Xmas!!!!!! (2) (3) (4)
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| Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 11:07am On Jan 15, 2008 |
There was this supremacy tussle between medical practitioner and their counterpart(Orthodox) So,a research was done by picking 100 mad people and grouping them into 2.i.e 50 for the medical ones and 50 for their counterpart. A period of 4 weeks was given to cure the madness in this people. After the expiration of this period;they were all gathered to test how far they've regained their brains. A long bus was drawn on the wall and were asked to find their way into the bus. The Medical ones were the first to be testedl.Come and see.All of them rushed to enter the bus which showed that they were still insane. The orthodox team were found fumbling that @ least half of their patients would sail through.When they were called;all of them rushed too except one.They were very happy that @least they performed ahead their counterpart.Hoping that the one that didn't join the bus must have regained his sense. When he was now asked why he did not do as others.He simply said "Oh you mean joinig the bus over there?Those people are mad people and I can't join them" Everybody was happy again that finally this man was cured.He now interjected again and said" And they can't enter the bus until I open the door for them with the keys in my hand.And,nothing was even in his hand  |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by ayusman16(m): 11:18am On Jan 15, 2008 |
Hmmmmm. Somebody slap me! |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by Necorios(m): 11:21am On Jan 15, 2008 |
Well fabricated! Bt v read dt b4 smewhre. All d same u tried. |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 11:32am On Jan 15, 2008 |
@ Necorios.Not fabricated.What about this one: The same set of mad peolple.To test their sanity;they were all given an apple fruit each.It was amasing that they all threw the apple away.And the last one was silent.They noticed his silence and thought he's been cured.Instead,he said "Hmmmmm.this people are mad o.See how they are throwing that ball away" and he started kicking it. |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 2:33pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Any vibration.sorry,fabrication,filteration or frustration again?Or wetin you call am! |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by thirdi(m): 2:40pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
This na joke? abi na mad man post am? so one please slap me |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by Necorios(m): 2:44pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
D owner of d topic must b sme sort pychatric doctor or patient,he had special interst in madnesism! |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by Spot(m): 2:48pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Is it on the face AYUSMAN16? |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by tessybaby(f): 2:55pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
no, on the ANUS |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by ayusman16(m): 3:06pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Hmmm. hi tessy  |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by tessybaby(f): 4:34pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
hi whatz up? nothing for the poor? |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 5:43pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
@nacorios Give me the number of times i've posted anything on madness. |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by ifyalways(f): 5:55pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
ROTFLMAO @ the replies LMAO @ joke LOL @ poster |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by Necorios(m): 11:50am On Jan 16, 2008 |
Jst 1tym! |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by clemcykul(f): 11:58am On Jan 16, 2008 |
rotfmlo @ifyalwayz |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 1:09pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Hmmmmmmmmmm.Oversabi boi |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by saucekid(m): 1:29pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . . . . |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by brimbrack(m): 1:40pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
na wa o! |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by ifyalways(f): 4:05pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
hohoho  |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by tufe(m): 4:12pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 5:21pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@tufe Thanks for that. |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by tufe(m): 5:25pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
u'r welcome |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by ifyalways(f): 5:43pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
u are not welcome till you thank me to. infact you are an enemy !    |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 5:48pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@Ify. Sorry.Na overtype dey worry me.Thanks a million times.Afterall we'r not rivals now?Who knows sha. |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by Migines(m): 6:55pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
Nada |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 9:40am On Jan 17, 2008 |
****I don't get that. |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by topeteadr(m): 9:45am On Jan 17, 2008 |
Stale **** the truth is bitter **** |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by clemcykul(f): 10:15am On Jan 17, 2008 |
Teadr where have u been  i miss u somehow wheres bennie |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by aristole(m): 10:16am On Jan 17, 2008 |
Under your pant |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by tufe(m): 1:05pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
hehehe thats a gud one aritole @ ify, na you i tell you are welcome. over sabi sabi  |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by ituen(m): 2:33pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
good joke |
| Re: Who Is The Maddest? by tufe(m): 2:42pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
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