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Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by torgbe(m): 6:24pm On Jul 29, 2013
Adamskuty: hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha! To much generator fumes has destroyed the ape brain cells...

He now reason through the anus,a ghanain is someone i will see on the road and spit on,a ghanaian shoe shiner i met in abuja recently wanted to shake hands with me,can u imagine?? I gave him a hot slap on his right cheeks angry

i told him i don't mingle with some kind of talking primitives
u just met Ur igbo animalia bro..talkin abt generator fumes,I hope u got much to last u today. my dog even better than u. no sane Ghanaian is in nig again n wat da phuck will a Ghanaian want a handshake from a smelly bastard like u..go get a life first..I bet u are poor as Ur other bros roaming da street here.. God has regretted creating u idiots

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Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by torgbe(m): 6:17pm On Jul 29, 2013
Cusubaba: Fool! Nigeria population is 175 million and Ghana population is 24 million. Senselesss ape, minus 42 million from I75 million, u will get 133 million. So 133 million Nigerians are employed. But minus 15 million unemployed Ghanaians from 24 million Ghana population, u will get 9 million. So 15 millon Gaynians are unemployed and 9 million are employed. Now minus Ghanaians shoe shine boys, illegal miners, kayeye people( load carry) and beggars from 9 million. U will see that 22 million Gaynaians are unemployed. Ghana is doom forever.
wat z this foool ranting abt..they giving u facts n u r here with Ur hopeless self defending da shit hole..da biggest animalia kingdom dat ever existed is nigereia..kaii I weep for u guyz..how do u manage to live there

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Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by torgbe(m): 6:09pm On Jul 29, 2013
Royal^Pearl^:
Here we go again with the same ish. Dont you guys get tired? Petro n co is it possible that you can just ignore them for once.
animals are to be whiped n tamed..nigerians are dogs n ey r to be tamed sit back n watch if u ain't gonna take part in the fun cool
Royal^Pearl^:
Here we go again with the same ish. Dont you guys get tired? Petro n co is it possible that you can just ignore them for once.
animals are to be whiped n tamed..nigerians are dogs n ey r to be tamed sit back n watch if u ain't gonna take part in the fun

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Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by torgbe(m): 6:01pm On Jul 29, 2013
PetroDolla:
grin grin grin roforofo water don pass garri, abi? Illiterate bastards!

There is too much suffering in that suffering and smiling sh1thole. 42 million unemployed, 120 [/b]million without electricity, [b]34 million have no access to toilet, grin 90% mumugerians survive on less than $2 a day, life expectancy at 52 years, grin
Hahahahaha from 419 capital of the world, kidnap capital, to rapee capital, to corruption [/b]capital. The capital of [b]perverts and pedophiles…………and the latest one is ……… grin









The Toilet Named Nigeria grin grin grin
http://washafrica./2011/07/12/the-toilet-named-nigeria/

In his latest column, government critic and Professor of Creative Writing at Trinity College (USA) Okey Ndibe, voices his disgust at the practice of open defecation in his homeland Nigeria.

If you want to gauge how badly Nigerians have been animalized, then pay attention to how, and where, many of them defecate. Just recently, the United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) reported that 33 million Nigerians have no access to decent toilets. As a consequence, said the report, these citizens of Africa’s most populous nation answer the call of nature in the open. grin

Is it really only 33 million Nigerians? One is afraid that here’s one occasion when statisticians have pegged the figure too low. grin grin grin Nigeria – as I wrote three years ago – may be described as one vast toilet. Anybody who has traveled from Lagos to Onitsha by road knows that there isn’t one single rest area with toilet facilities along the route. At stops in Ore or Benin City, pressed passengers must hurry off into the brushes, gingerly skating around others’ feces, in order to relieve themselves.


In Ndibe’s eyes the “habit of doing in public what ought to be done in private” points to a deep cultural crisis.

Long habituated to inhuman conditions, many Nigerians have ceased noticing those peeing or defecating in the open. Or, when we notice, too many of us have lost our sense of outrage at the oddity. Public acts of pissing and defecation have become – more or less – normal, part and parcel of our social experience and landscape.


Open defecation in Oshodi, Lagos, Nigeria. Photo: Kola Aliyu / PM News

The associated health risks of Nigeria’s insanitary conditions have made Ndibe feel uneasy about shaking hands.

For me, it’s often a dilemma. I know how scandalous it would be to refuse to offer one’s hand. Yet, I can’t help wondering where the hands I shake have been, and whether they’ve been washed.

Ndibe retells an revealing anecdote about local government staff who staunchly opposed a plan to build staff toilets. They told the local government administrator to “just give them a share of the public funds – and to leave it up to them to decide on toilet matters”.

Read the full column published posted on Okey Ndibe’s web site on 4 July 2011. grin grin grin DAMN! ROFOROFOROFO
Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by torgbe(m): 5:59pm On Jul 29, 2013
victoria Gold: keep shut idoit after una don thief our pidgin English finish.d truth be told an average Ghanaian wish HE was a Nigerian and dats fact.THey copy copy our swag,even dier Musicians copy our style of Music and wants to use our Musician to Blow well well.ODe people somtimes dis useless ugly Ghanaians just make me laugh.even reading u guyz comment u aren't dat funny like 9ja and neva will be.u no even get shame u come to a priviledge 9ja site where u get latest information and u still holaring may God uptumax ur predomically useless Brain or wait ur brains are kinda useless so I guess u don't understand my grammar.
fooolish foooool..wey swag nigeria get..btw pidgin iz Ghanaian.go figure. Ur musicians copy GH from hihglife to azonto n u think we have tym for Ur useless selfs... dog like u

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Entertainment / Re: Emelia Brobbey Arrested For Stealing In London by torgbe(m): 5:52pm On Jul 29, 2013
Afro connect:
Nigerians never claim to be saints,but i hate Ghanians for their hypocrisy...i tasted it first hand when i got to Ghana,worshiping me when i was spending money for them,when i stopped spending they start to act up like bit-hes.
poor,austerity country of black monkeys.
foolish dog..kwasiaa dat 419 money..malnourished buffoon claiming

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Sports / Re: TB Joshua To Buy Wassaman United In Ghana by torgbe(m): 5:43pm On Jul 15, 2013
Antell95: Nigerians should stop investing in that Banana Republic
are u born to be stupiidd
dont always display your improper upbringing on open display.riff Raff

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Celebrities / Re: MEET Banky W's Girlfriend, Who Happens To Be Chris Attoh's Ex by torgbe(m): 11:11am On Jul 11, 2013
Is there something wrong with nigerian ladies that make their men go in for Ghanaian girls?
Sports / Re: NFL To Investigate 146 Goals In Two Matches by torgbe(m): 5:49pm On Jul 09, 2013
Naija wants to set a new world record
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:45pm On Jul 04, 2013
The nigerian team is total rubbish,below average and mediocre.FIFA just confirmed it. I m outta here..

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:41pm On Jul 04, 2013
VanTee20: Abeg make una free FIFA small. The ranking is based on the amounts of points raked from friendly and competitive matches we played... Remember we drew two, lost two and won only one of our last five matches, that is the reason for our drop...
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:40pm On Jul 04, 2013
VanTee20:

Some people think through their anus... Please tell me why Brazil, who are the reigning confeds champs, didn't just leapfrog to the first position on the Ranking?
do you now know your people..dnt hv much to say
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:36pm On Jul 04, 2013
Toppiano: FIFA rating na rubbish. Super Eagles carry unbeaten win nations cup still we nor dey first. Na dem sabi. Abi dem expect us to go win confederation cup ni? If Spain nor win, Italy nor win, Uruguay nor win why dem come dey embarrass us with yeye rating. In fact dem suppose rate all teams for confederation cup 1 to 8 first make others follow grin grin grin grin grin

Kudo to Keshi and the boys jare. As for me, make our boys enjoy themself like say FIFA nor exist.

Keshi, just qualify for world cup jare... I dey ya back

just imagine tahiti being no.8

i believed u have identified ur buffoonery.

Oga seun u gotta flash out scumbags outta ya forum to pave way for a more civil discussion. Nairaland is turning to a joke
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:30pm On Jul 04, 2013
LabourParty: FIFA is a joke.
and u are a clown
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:29pm On Jul 04, 2013
justplainpaul: Fifa head no complete. which kind ranking be this. naija surpose dey that kind 17 or 18.
wey ur trapezium head complete abi? Do ur own ranking and put 9ja for no.1..lmao
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:26pm On Jul 04, 2013
Emade: D super eagles won d nation cup n fifa never rated nigeria number one in africa...I wonder wat fifa is usein to do der rating...Super eagles remind number one
what is this one saying? You better keep mute than disgrace yourself openly
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:22pm On Jul 04, 2013
wckabuoh: This Ranking is not justtified. In my opinion Nigeria should be no. 1 in Africa and among the top 20 off the world.
sharrap and stop displaying ur ignorance
Sports / Re: Nigeria Drops Four Point In FIFA Rankings by torgbe(m): 4:19pm On Jul 04, 2013
FineBro: We will get there someday! No team can defeat us in Africa. We are still the best.
in ur dreams
Health / Re: Jonathan - No Nigerian To Die Of HIV Henceforth by torgbe(m): 7:04pm On Jul 03, 2013
LADY OF RAGE: Preach on Mr President! After all madam said we all have HIV, some are positive and some are negative. LMAO!!

cheesy grin
like seriously? Is that what the nigerian first lady said? Woww,naturally funny people

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by torgbe(m): 1:49pm On Jun 29, 2013
I have lost all respect i have for this iyanya basta.rd...dat is way below the belt... I feel like raining curses on him but i just realized it is not his fault,he is a product of a broken home and also mentally imbalance...dog that he is..abuaa

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi To Join Galatasaray? by torgbe(m): 7:00am On Jun 15, 2013
Dblack: Remember morinho created that special holding role mikel plays, apart from romelu thrs no one in chelsea who can play dt role as discipline as mikel does. My opinion is mikel will b an integral part of morinho season
smh. U r lost

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi To Join Galatasaray? by torgbe(m): 6:20am On Jun 15, 2013
YES HE MUST LEAVE CHELEA CUZ DA MAESTRO ESSIEN DA BISSON IS BACK..SORRY MIKEL,MAKE THE QUICK DECISION AND SAVE UR JOB

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Sports / Re: Namibia Vs Nigeria W-C Qualifier: (1 - 1) On 12th June 2013 by torgbe(m): 12:45pm On Jun 13, 2013
damosky12:
but, its a pity they re lagging behind Zambia.
hello hi hater.. Zambia is leading Ghana wit a point due to free 3points awarded them after FIFA striped Sudan of their points..u digg?
Phones / Re: Custom ROM For Tecno N3: Ginger-bean by torgbe(m): 7:02am On May 30, 2013
critikality: sorry man am from Ghana, currently at Takoradi
woww! I stayed in Taadi for lyk 2yrs..luv da place...chilling be wat..paragon,last hour beach,vienna city,aboadze vra...i wud be back to da country later in da year and be visiting Busua beach wit som of ma white folks
Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Wins African Artiste Of The Year At Ghana Music Awards 2013 by torgbe(m): 3:14pm On May 20, 2013
black_beau: even in Ghana, naija dominates.
kwasiaa.... wu maame tw33...olodo...i can guess ur i.q level..airhead

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Music/Radio / Re: Ice Prince And Tuface Nominated For BET awards by torgbe(m): 10:12am On May 15, 2013
R2bees gonna win it hands down

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