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archivaa:
Nice one!!! I equally got this same text yesterday, anybody with reliable info of what it's all about (the online text) Thanks.

Congratulations man..Can we chat privy.. I intend to speak with you concerning the Heineken IGP. I pray you get the job as well as others seeking it

dharmeel:
I just got an email yesterday nights ,
Following your application in the 2018 International Graduate Programme - Procurement, we are excited to invite you to the Take Off.


During the Take Off you will learn more about the HEINEKEN story, discover our unique culture and hear from International Graduates about their journeys. In between, we will ask you to complete various online assessments, and a few of our people will be asking you several questions. These questions can be answered by recording yourself on video. Already curious to see what the Take Off will look like? Click here for the teaser.



Please work through the online assessments steadily with no distractions or input from any other person. And you don’t need to complete this Take Off in one go, as your progress will be saved after every step



Duration: approximately 90 minutes

Deadline: Sunday 11th of February, 11.59 pm (PT)

Online assessments: Cognitive Ability Test, English Language Test, Situational Judgement Test, Video Interview Questions



Before you start, please ensure:

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Do u have anything else I need to know . Others dat have gone through this should guide us .

Congratulations man..
Can we chat privy.. I intend to speak with you concerning the Heineken IGP. I pray you get the job as well as others seeking it

Parpor:
I was 14. Which dept? School of science or GK?

GK... SEET.. computer engineering...
you?

walexydo:
which one is false info , are u trying to say osun is just owing january salary,what about d arrears of all d half salary aregbe has been paying since july 2015 wch he made d promise to pay from April this year.may be u ar not living in Osun state . The info about Osun is very correct unless if u don't want to say the truth .

Don't mind the rubbish the guy is spewing now

gbegemaster:
It's propaganda by BMC to distract us.

You must be qn APC member or receiving largesses from the Osun state government. for your information, my mother is a teacher in Osun state and the freaking Governor is owing!
Where did you get your info from please...

Parpor:
Good to here. Which set?

15 Set

ngmart:
The cap fit you bro

Abi..
however I fit pass the cap to you sha

HSfoundation:
Guy you don try no be today

you haven't done something similar before or related?

Parpor:
yes bro. you to ?

Yes I did

Parpor:
You are forgiven bro. I miss FUT MINNA too

you graduated from FUTMINNA too?

worworgirl:
I swear u don craze before

Sometimes you just need to do somethings you will laugh at later

Chikita66:
Go and sin no more.

I have been reciting my nicene creeds and our Lord's prayer since

.

TheKingIsHere:
Which one is dark web again?

A dark part of the web where illegal things are done like
selling and selling drugs(Cocaine and weed)
buying and selling guns illegally
child pornography
hitman (Assasin) Hiring
credit card and dumps purchase etc

...

this is small..
I wanted to investigate if child pornography is real..
so I went to dark Web to search...
Mehn.. what I saw...as beyond closing mouth
I told myself if I still wanna have a female child...

Men are becoming something else... and funny enough.. the generation of young girls of this age..o boy I fear o.

A chat with a 17 year old is all I needed to confirm..

Diamond6real:
TOPIC: HER STOLEN CAR WAS RETURNED WITH MONEY!
BASIC SCRIPTURE:
2 SAMUEL 17: 22-29
A strange car 'thief' might have gotten away with the perfect crime except that the culprit didn't have any criminal intention at all. Erin Hatzi woke up in her home in Portland, Oregon, USA to find her old, red Subaru missing from the driveway. After checking her security footage, she saw that the cameras had filmed someone getting into her car and sitting with the engine idling for seven minutes before finally driving away. Thinking thaybit was peculiar for a car thief to waste time in the owner's driveway, Erin filed a police report for her stolen automobile. She didn't have to wait very long, however, when on the next day, Erin's husband saw a police officer talking to a woman who had returned the car with a note and cash left inside. The note read: "Hello, so sorry I stole your car. I sent my friend with my key to pick up my red Subaru at 7802 SE Woodstock and she came back with your car. I did nor see the car until this morning and I said, " That's not my car.' There is some cash for gas and I more than apologize for the shock and upset this must have caused you. If you need to speak further with me, I am................. and my number is ................ So sorry for this mistake." As it turned out, the intended car was parked 10 yards away from the "stolen" car, and older Subaru keys were sometimes interchangeable with other models' locks, which resulted in the mix up. This mistakes are often referred to as "stealing" because whatever is taken without permission of the owner is called stealing in this definition. And don't forget that some mistakes have turned out to become mishaps in life and ministries and what the Holy Ghost is saying to a user of today's devotional is that every mistake from you and those around you will turn out for your good at last! Whatever was mistakenly taken from you shall be returned this year! Whatever you lost mistakenly shall be restored. Mistakes shall be your ladder this year! The mistakes that will lead to tears shall pass over you! Don't forget that it was the one mistake/error of Ahitophel (not forgiving David for killing his grandson-in-law and marrying his grand-daughter Bathsheba) that led to his suicide and his disgrace. Pray seriously now!
PRAYER POINTS: Take Song 3: Because He lives...
1. Thank God for today's word and pray as you are led!
2. Jehovah! Jehovah!! Restore all that I have lost in my past. (Pray it seriously).
3. God of David, let deadly mistakes of 2018 pass over my life, family and ministry in Jesus name.
4. The mistake of others shall not bring tears into my soul! Still pray about this year as led now. Pray in Tongues!

keep up the work sis.. Thank you.

Generalisation of the name God and the blame game‎

I have often heard "Why did God allow this to happen?"
"Why did He allow this person to die"
"Why will I thank the same God that allowed this evil in the first place?"

My opinion...

There is Buddha(Buddhist), Allah(Muslims) Olodumare, Krishan(Hindu) Satna(sihkism), Ahura Mazda( Zoroastrianism)

Why do you keep blaming the Christian God for everything?"
What happens to the other gods there?(krishna, Allah, Buddha etc) 

Before you blame any "god" then you must have a reason to believe or you must have believe "he" exists in the first place.

Look at this scenerio..
As human I have the freewill to believe what I choose to believe right?
If I believe there is a supreme being up there that answers my prayer and when I pray and my prayers are answered I will say it is my believe in that supreme being that answer my prayer right?

If I don't believe any "Supreme Being" and I want something, it means I don't have to pray for it because no one is listening. Instead I choose to believe what I want will be granted to me sooner or later.

At the end, both our heart desires are met.. owing to our different believe.

In this view I feel it is wrong for people to discredit anything a religion or anyone chooses to believe(pray to) or not to believe so long the desires of their heart are met. Unfortunately we are in a world were every religion believes one is right and the other is evil, which has led to religion supremacy and battle.

When you want to play the "God" blame game and you don't belong to the religion or as an Atheist (you can blame anyone because you don't even believe a supreme being exist in the first place) the better word to use is for example:
"Why will I choose to believe a supreme being that causes illness or accident or whatever your blame is"

Don't put the blame on the "god" of any religion nor generalise. 
As a Buddhist blame Buddha, as a Muslim blame Allah.
It will be wrong for me as a Christian to blame Allah or Buddha

If you want to differ on it and say that the translation of the name of every religion supreme being still points to "God"... or all god are the same...
Then I will leave this for you to read:

Two things may fulfil the same purpose, but they may still be different. You may play the French horn, while I play the banjo, and we may get similar satisfaction out of making music on our respective instruments, but that does not mean that we are both playing the same instrument or even two versions of one fundamental instruments.‎

my route is minna on Sunday however not in Lagos.
I will drop at abj and get a ride to minna

I need God to forgive me...�
I decided to pull a very hefty prank in church (Winners Chapel) while still schooling at FUT, Minna
What happened..

I had a roommate we always come up with prank competition ranging from fart (Iso race) to judging the best person when it comes to picking up ladies randomly��

This particular day I wanted to show him I will take mine to the next level..

We decided to go to church early so I will take the middle red seats (we were chronic late comers, we do time when the preaching will begin then saunter into church like some fake ass boss)

The announcement period came(after resisting that sleep that used to start around 30 mins into the preaching, usually 8:30)..
The particular one I was interested in was the about to be married couple announcements...because the names will be called so they can move to the altar for recognition

The moment came.. I was in the middle seat directly facing the altar..
The Pastor called the name of the guy
"Our brother, brother..."
Everybody waited for like 3 seconds for bro to stand up..
And when bro no stand...
Me I kukuma get up��

Ah....
Now time for that prank..
As I kuku get up those on my seats were offering their hands saying congratulations bro.. my evil roommate wey sabi Wetin dey go on just dey laugh.. stupid boy�

Then I heard the Pastor after calling other names saying step forward brothers...
Me wey get Wetin I wan do..
I stepped out from my seat, walked to the front..
Omo people were just clapping..��

As I "ris" front, I just dash left and took that door usually next to the choir leading to the Overflow outside...��
Just see as smiling eye people wey just dey hail and clap just turn to one foul loathsome look... especially those women...
Me wey I no send...�
I just step out...

After sipping some cold kunu ndagi (the one made with milk) I went back into the church
As I wan enter church.. Shey you know say camera for don catch your face.. winners and camera.. always watching. No dey gree boys sleep or dose some little�
I took same route to enter church..
He be like say those usher just enter over-ushering
"Bro... sorry you can't pass here, you have to go through the back"

Shebi na back, ba komai now, abi

As I "rish" my seat.. I dey use one eyes look pastor make pastor no say Oya brother come to the front..�

Those rascals wey dey my seat wey dey shake me before.. some were like "Badt guy"..
Na the religious zealot bro and sis I no like...
Them just bone face as if.... ehn..

Meat face self..
Mission Accomplished.

Since that day, I reach celebrity level for church.
And got myself sets of other mischief makers..

I miss minna...� and my rascally goons



Meat face self..
Mission Accomplished.

Since that day, I reach celebrity level for church.
And got myself sets of other mischief makers..

I miss minna...� and my rascally goons

I need God to forgive me...�
I decided to pull a very hefty prank in church (Winners Chapel) while still schooling at FUT, Minna
What happened..

I had a roommate we always come up with prank competition ranging from fart (Iso race) to judging the best person when it comes to picking up ladies randomly��

This particular day I wanted to show him I will take mine to the next level..

We decided to go to church early so I will take the middle red seats (we were chronic late comers, we do time when the preaching will begin then saunter into church like some fake ass boss)

The announcement period came(after resisting that sleep that used to start around 30 mins into the preaching, usually 8:30)..
The particular one I was interested in was the about to be married couple announcements...because the names will be called so they can move to the altar for recognition

The moment came.. I was in the middle seat directly facing the altar..
The Pastor called the name of the guy
"Our brother, brother..."
Everybody waited for like 3 seconds for bro to stand up..
And when bro no stand...
Me I kukuma get up��

Ah....
Now time for that prank..
As I kuku get up those on my seats were offering their hands saying congratulations bro.. my evil roommate wey sabi Wetin dey go on just dey laugh.. stupid boy�

Then I heard the Pastor after calling other names saying step forward brothers...
Me wey get Wetin I wan do..
I stepped out from my seat, walked to the front..
Omo people were just clapping..��

As I "ris" front, I just dash left and took that door usually next to the choir leading to the Overflow outside...��
Just see as smiling eye people wey just dey hail and clap just turn to one foul loathsome look... especially those women...
Me wey I no send...�
I just step out...

After sipping some cold kunu ndagi (the one made with milk) I went back into the church
As I wan enter church.. Shey you know say camera for don catch your face.. winners and camera.. always watching. No dey gree boys sleep or dose some little�
I took same route to enter church..
He be like say those usher just enter over-ushering
"Bro... sorry you can't pass here, you have to go through the back"

Shebi na back, ba komai now, abi

As I "rish" my seat.. I dey use one eyes look pastor make pastor no say Oya brother come to the front..�

Those rascals wey dey my seat wey dey shake me before.. some were like "Badt guy"..
Na the religious zealot bro and sis I no like...
Them just bone face as if.... ehn..

Meat face self..
Mission Accomplished.

Since that day, I reach celebrity level for church.
And got myself sets of other mischief makers..

I miss minna...� and my rascally goons

This ain't much yet

KushyKush:
A broke man should have not a girlfriend.

this is wrong... if a broke guy should not be in a relationship neither should a broke girl too.. enough of all this rant about broke-ish
A broke girl should not be in a relationship too..
unless she wants to turn her boyfriend to money and needs satisfying machine..

well a broke guy too should consider the type of relationship he's going into..

.

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jrusky:
This is another madness and another shame. Pls good minded free thinking NL does that name okolie sound Yoruba or fulani? I guess hell No. This is the reason I kept telling my kinsman dying of tribal jabs to desist all tribes in Nigeria are suspect when it comes to strange news. Now my people has ran away because it's okolie the name in question. Pls shun hate and tribal madness this is typical example to tell those tribalist folks especially my own people to read this and get lives.

Now to the topic Nne are you sure that your son is not a bastard? Because only bastard does what he has done or doing. Or he is under a spell from village people or he belong to a cult because some cults behave that way. In one word Mr commissioner shame on you definitely you are a disgrace to humanity. It does not matter what reasons are you have incurred generational curse upon yourself. You don't deserve to be a commissioner in the first place because if you can do this to your own mother who the f u c k are ordinary citizen to you then?

When you become a president or I become one, I will like to work with you. Tribalism is the bane of the problem in this country

It's so pathetic...
Both parent collecting half-salary..
They call it afusa in Osun now..
Gov. Afusa..

That man played his game well..
Greed ain't good..
You know how the bastard won the election...
He bribed local government officials first.. After seeing money, those ones renege on all the promises to vote the Lagos idiot out of office with the help of those illiterate market traders after some false promises (Osun has two divisions of voters. The traders and the civil servants)... That was the division. The teachers, civil servant and others were all against him.

When the fool got into office, he blocked all the avenue where those local government officials where making money. No more sharing of Ghana must go bags of cash every Friday again. Every local government charges go directly to the state account...
They started complaining and grumbling.. alas nothing could be done.. They sold their votes for not even a farthling!

Then intimidation of civil servant started and teachers with threat.. My mother can tell the tales.
What of the traders..... Men, they are mute. The problem of the western part of this country is
1. eye service
2. they must hear my voice syndrome
3. those illiterate
4. This particular group is deadly, The literates illiterates
5. Some demented idiots they clearly elders.. Anything elders are the killers of this nation
All this four, men.... the west can't move forward at the rate it ought to be.