₦airaland Forum

LegalBaby:
www.nairaland.com/3081949/just-finished-masturbation

its obvious this strahovski and the op are the same.
all his topics prove it

Oh wow..now I understand.. Thanks for referring us to that thread.

BTW you are cute,nice hairdo.

optional1:
Lols

pweetylivia:
Lol....please go and learn how to do ooooo

Lol..where them de teach am,so I can go and enrol ASAP ..I need to be a pro o,but I am afraid, I have never even touched a girl b4..you are the first girl I have ever talked to self

Op no mind Mysticgal..she be virgin,we don use torch light to check and confirm the thing so just vote for her as miss NL ;DVote MYSTICGAL 2016 miss NAIRALAND,and you go begin see as virgins go begin follow you everywhere.. Lol

pweetylivia:
Lol.If its any consolation, most girls won't marry a *virgin husband

:oReally?why na?cos I am a VIRGIN o and want to marry this year

pinceprinz:
I know about India and Indians more than you think, but that social life aspect is where u should not go oh, cos Indians as u see them are so incorruptible and stubborn when you talk bout upholding their indigenous cultures, they're typical reflections of our Fulanis and dem Arabs, so it's not like they're not exposed. The issue they've got are overpopulation, very harsh poverty when you're poor and tints of corruption in their governance too. BUT ain't got issues with India/Indians, it's this nincompoop feeling Zeus that makes me sorry. Parading himself as some Lord Cottington

Lol exactly..am glad you understand my point.. Hmm maybe you were lucky to meet a few nice Indians,those guys are scam artists and cheats,just like the Lebanese.

Rotfl@nincompoop Zeus..dude is a clown tho

pinceprinz:
One begin to wonder if he compares everyone around here with the ignorant pakis in his village or something. The way he demeans Nigeria raises my brow sometimes I begin to wonder what he's actually gotta be feeling like. A local god who just got upgraded?... I had to modify this 1001 times to sound this benign and humane

Bro no mind that dude..he is feeling like one small super star because he is the only Indian dude on NL that talks plenty.

You won't blame him now,its our nija babes ul blame as them mumu reach to follow anything that the colour is not black skinned..that's why him go get mouth to misyarn anyhow.. Its pathetic actually

India self their not half as exposed as Nigerians,bros make we just leave matter make e no be like we wan bash am cos hez not Nigerian but I can assure you that you'll be disappointed if you visit India,dem just develop pass us small asper technology but their social life and exposure na ZERO.

SuperStiker:
Those thoughts of other men on top of her, enjoying her makes gasp for breath.

Lol..I understand your pain sha..well if you LOVE her genuinely then its something you can overlook especially if its not like she has a bad track record of been a cheerful giver. But if you can't handle it then find another girl and don't mind what people say or think.

Na only you know how e de do you so just do what you know you can handle and live with,your happiness is what matters. Goodluck

Strahovski1:
That's why the country is crappy

Dude I have been to your country a few times and its not far from crappy either,people with very poor hygiene spiting everywhere .so stfu with the diss

PoeticJazco:
Person go carry this one reach house hoping say he don carry correct babe but as soon as she pull u go shout "Blood of Nebuchadnezzar".

Ha..if she pull na pvssy u go see o guy..are you a learner?them the change di.ck to pvssy now and vice versa..you no know?just Google it and you go see the surgical procedure where a di.ck was changed to a pvssy korokoro..my bro na God go help us o..

Some of them self the fine pass real women o hmm..this Sahara self beat plenty NL women if we are to be honest

HateU2:
SmH.
I jusw wanna sit down 4 Waec bro! Don't corruupt me


E ti dagba

You see..and if I call you smally now youl be forming vex..oya go and read your books for your exam I don't want to see you on Nl until you are done with university..

So you have like 6more years after waec and uni before you can come back to Nl OK..don't worry its not going to be as long as you think..see her small mouth there,waec ko,waec ni..me self I have two confessions. I just got admission and I am still a virgin

Come this girl you think say na everybody for NL be your village person? My friend Speak English..E ti dagba to you too

HateU2:
chisos

U like hairs! Just confirm but dats none of my biz thou


U calling me a baby, how old ar uu
Beta coman kidnap now !

A lil hair well trimmed isn't a bad idea..clean shaven too can fly its no big deal to me..but Bush mbanu.

Lol I was done with school since 2010 so you should know I am old enough .and yes you a baby,see your tiny stomach self lol.

Ehnn I will come and kidnap when your husband tells me something that I might envy. I hope by then you'd have been done with school o cos I no de near students.lol

RaDaZaBaNa:
Mr Shamstiel, before we go on , please explain this two threads

https://www.nairaland.com/2768361/two-nairalanders-having-fun

https://www.nairaland.com/2778522/two-nairalanders-madly-love

jadekitana and co

Bro you get time o..leave that girl joor make she de crush on fake picture..shey na the same guy way talk that time say he is the richest dude on NL?then he used his real pic which you dropped a link to.

Beats me how some people get so desperate for attention to the extent of impersonating someone else lol..insecurity at its peak..

HateU2:
u can recognise a neat girl rite 4 d abdominal area. It's gats to be clean nd neat. Well, another man's food is another man's poison. I like it clean rite 4rm there

Good for you..oya clap for yourself ..so neat people must be completely hairless? just tell me right now who is giving you alcohol to drink,cos you sound high..tell that person I said to stop cos you still a baby.

This your sigi tho..So you mean the guy will have his own personal ashawo?hmm anyway remind me to ask him after your wedding what it feels like having his own personal ashawo. If he says its a mind blowing experience,then I'll just kidnap him and take his place for only 2weeks to confirm if his story is true.These days you can't take peoples words seriously without proof

HateU2:
let my dp continue to deceive u .

I like shaving anything hair 4rm dat region . Responsible guuys dat eats poocy likes it clean shaven down dir not ur type dat just 'bang'(u don't make love).

My type?lol you think you know my type? You are dead wrong..I am perplexed that you conclude I just bang without pre-intimacy.. Only you conclude all these things by yourself shey you don do research to know my type?lol..this girl you no go use laugh kill me So there are responsible pvssy eaters and irresponsible ones too?lol

Btw..I never mentioned to you that I hate shaved pvssy did I? I was talking abdominal hair.. Not pvssy hair. I like them clean shaven.or maybe with a lil bit of hair around the abdominal region.. NOT BUSH tho,Its a turn on.

HateU2:
oga ade, park well

Na ur type won't last 2scnds in bed

It actually depends sha..I even loose my hard on when the girl is too lekpaish and underage,kinda like your type.. but if the babe make sense and has the fat in all the right places then I'll go more than 2secs.

BTW..you like big hairy di.ck and you self never develop pubic hair for your abdominal region ifa knock you ehnn you will go and sleep. You lucky say I like you small.

HateU2:
u tink I'm tiny abi


All dis peeps making mouth self!
U too dey form say u get PENISCILINE be dat ooo
Orisirisi

Lwtmb..hahaha see this baby..na me you de ask that one?..hmm thank God for Nl o..iffa catch you ehnn I make sure you get instant bowleg from peniscilin treatment.. You go fat and big overnight from this your tiny lekpa stature.. Just be making mouth you hear.

naughtynaughty:
until I give u blow in ur balls u wunt shattap

:oSmh..all these small children no get respect cos them don the fvck..

So you get mind wan blow my balls? Na your hand go break finally..lol na your type go sabi yap and talk anyhow for fone and internet but when you are face to face you won't even be bold enough to look someone in the face cos shyness go nearly kill you.

See her mouth,naughty ko naughty ni

HateU2:
kikikiki

Who tell u say I tiny
Iffa sit down on u ehn, u wont stand up 4 3days

Lol..is it another hateu2 Abi the same one that is tiny in that dp?na one hand I go use fling you enter wall..

But I'd rather use that one hand press you down for bed and treat that your lesbo syndrome with PENISciline,that's if you are not underage o

naughtynaughty:
gbenue soun!

Atooleh

Right back at you babe.. I have told you speak English.. Abi you want make I knock your small head first?

naughtynaughty:
igbira
I don't want bf again

Nah by force?

Igbira no be kogi state? Igbira girls are usually cute but your own case I no come understand.

C this one,who wan force boyfriend give you?shey your punna get honey? ..If you like continue following this small lesbo upanddan until you reach 40 for house.. I wan give you bf now you dey form igbira champion and superstar give me Abi?

naughtynaughty:
mtvheeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
Asin looong one o

My friend put up a picture joor and stop feeling like kogi Beyonce..

Abi you no set ni?we can find a way around that

HateU2:
lemme describe my type of dccck.

I love it black, long, fat and hairy .
I love playing with hairs around it straight down to the balls and then again up again to play with d tips b4 I use my tongue to play with it


Underage
U ar too young to read dat
Close ya eyes

Rotfl..as you tiny like this you like big di.cks? No go wound your small self one day o then you'll make front page on NL with headline 'The Smally HATEU2 was rushed to the ER after she impaled herself on a di.ck too big for her punny.'.

HateU2:
Who readind backwards don epp

Hmm me no come understand how I wan take explain am give you again o..if reading backwards no help you try reading upside down..I bet you'll understand then

naughtynaughty:
oya call him here

But you need to put up a picture let him know he is at least talking to someone that has a punny not a d.ick.

HateU2:
tah!!
Stop lying

Iamdurent is ur mate!

So you think cos you be lesbo then everyone has to be like you?

Ehnn its just that you are underage if not I for fvck you back to being straight and you'll start loving dicks after I finish fvcking your brains out..

HateU2:
Bro, wat ar u saying gan gan

Maybe you should read it backwards you might understand what I am saying then..

naughtynaughty:
c u
I love dcckkk oooooooooooo
Can't imagine dis life without it ;
Esp fat, strong, fleshy,loooooooooong ones

That one that will almost touch ur stomach

Ohh really?hmm I was starting to suspect otherwise cos this una sismance Abi woman crush thing get question mark.

Don't worry the bf I'll give you I am sure he has the kind of di.ck you want..his ex gisted us. Only problem be say you fit pass out from the effect of the dic.k,cos e fit comot from your mouth when e enter your punna o

naughtynaughty:
waka!
Who is doing lesbo stuff?
U mah seff need iamdurent in ur life

Lol..but I am as straight as a ruler and I am into pvssy not my fellow di.cks..but you and your friend are suspects. Shey na only una two sabi friendship?

Oya come make I introduce you to boyfriend so that things will change in your life.

naughtynaughty:
i am a 'she' wit puna

I prefare bending down to pie Dan standing straight and holding some unclean stuff ((no offense))

I said it before..you get natural high,apparently your friend get am pass you for the natural high lol.smh

Seriously you both need boyfriends in your lives,you will be less bored and this una lesbo thing go stop..

sinaj:
if my hand reach u dere eh!
U go knw say I senior person wey senior you!


Elder pishure no dey una house so

Lol if him mama catch you ehnn..you wan slap person pikin Abi?

Come make we born our own then you can slap him anyhow but not in front of me tho..