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Jinora:
FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!

1. They Can never love one girl.

2. They Love sex more than love.

3. Are Talented in lying.

4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.

5. They Are Heart breakers.

6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.

7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they
hate you.

8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.

9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.

10. 80% of conning Men are broke.

11. They're wicked.

12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.

13. They want to bear the title am the one that
disvirgined this girl.

14. Many of them are jobless.

15. A lot of them are pretenders.

16. To Them I love you means I want to have
sex with you.

17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.

18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.

19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and
whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out.

20. They love doing sex through out their life.

You've not met REAL MEN yet..just boys which means u need to change ur circle of friends..if u meet a REAL MAN only then will u realise what u av been missing.

jeloser:
wats wrong wit my monicker

Are my suppose to respond to your quote?are you trying to kill me fast?

Hmm your moniker,Who are you jelosing Abi who is jealousing you?

Sexytemi:
Lol

Okay, call or flash me with your whatsapp no on .......

OK seen..will do that..lol I just about to ask u to modify or take out the number too before it gets stollen by someone else..once I dropped my pin and got added by other people..sha how're u today? Another lectures free day?

jeloser:
lols not in dur mood for dat ..its to early

Your moniker tho , don't even get me started with the signature, what gives?

Wow..really beautiful

Sexytemi:
Lol, it rained all thru today, so the weather is cool, and its even windy now......

sorry about your hectic day.

So the rain helped you to stay indoors and get enough rest b4 the weekend begins lol..hmm personally I hate rain soon much,the cliche of rainy weather been good for lovers to get intimate is the only thing keeping me from hating rainy season completely lol.

Hmm thanks babe,you for just send me some time from your chilling all day at home today to help me with the stress I had this afternoonlol.
P.s you want us to derail this thread again like the other one?courtesy of her royal sexytemimess lol my hand no dey o.you know somebody gave us an award for the most derailed thread of the year on the other thread..lol

ERCROSS:
brozzzzziehhh....
Na u ooooo,
I dey willing to learn if u fit teach ur boy oooo....
#BeingAbadassbitchFucker...

Lol bros na wa o..u wan make God punish me say I help u fvck people babe and break babes heart anyhow? ;DShey u know karma is real abi. KNow the situations when you need to be a bad guy and when not to be.

Anyway the thing basically is humans generally want what they can't have,the more u say no to them and act uninterested the more the want it so that's the secret o,just know how to apply that principle in ur dealing and ul see results..Av u seen the movie hitch?go watch am. But my hand no dey o if girls begin swear for u lol.

Sexytemi:
Lol, okay o

My day has been cool( d weather is cold)

And yours?

Yeah my day was a bit hectic o but somehow I still find time to get online, lol .

Did it rain there?why is the weather that cold?Lagos and its environs are usually hot na. Are you sure it wasn't that you were just missing your bf?

NanciaKay:
We dint f*ck my dear. the game was just for a few week. He is at ph, while im in Abj.
I dey fear them? Even if na jazz, it cant fit catch me reach that level. I accepted to play wt his friend, cuz i wanted him to know that IT WAS OVER BTWN US. And i fit date anybody i meet for my road up.

Hmm ok..good thing sex wasn't involved sha..So are you ready to move on now? I am sure u have one or two guys toasting u,Abi u not interested in guys again?by the way those girlfriends of urs suck ..instead of helping u move on they are encouraging u to be single Abi?shey u know misery loves company?if they are single u can help their lives by bringing them to NL,there are enough sex starved guys here that will dive them sharp sharp .

NanciaKay:
Lol.... not becuz of him ooo! Abeg. Its just a decision. Im enjoying myself as well. Having the best of fun with my female folks. Just not ready for commitments of any sort. I moved on, even bfor my heart told me to. He actually came back, but i refused. Am sure he felt bad. He then asked his friend to come ask me out. I accepted, he got more angry.
It was a long distance game anyways. But i flowed really well with it.
It got him more pained. He actually tot i wouldnt understand his plans. All my friends were involved just as he and his friends were.

Lol..and he knew you and his friend were fvcking? Wow u must have been really hurt to do that,at the end of the day u are the one who lost o cos they will say the shared u and passed u around o..anyway that's in the past now but that was a VERY WRONG MOVE..don't ever fvck or date ur ex's friend thinking ur want to hurt him.

Sexytemi:
Hmmmmm, really?

Lol..yeah really,but that was a looong time ago miss,that's not me anymore ..but truth is that part of me only comes out when provoked and necessary.

Howz ur day?

daniska3yaro:
Make tee billz no do mistake go do dna test 4 him pikin n him go come see say na flavour get the pikin,lol,tee billz go become celebrity haram,lol.

Buhahahahaha

NanciaKay:
Yes.... Going into another one would hv been a mess. I did loved that a*s. Needed plenty of time to get over his foolish act.

You are kidding right?you av been single since all cos a guy broke up with u?you are letting the guy affect your life so much while he is somewhere having fun without thinking remotely of you.

Smh..you probably ignored great guys that came your way since then,na wa for females sha,u guys are really confused. I wish u luck tho but read this MOVE ON ALREADY

ERCROSS:
Bro, how did u cajole ur friends gurlfwend....
u be badass nigga oooo
Chai....

Lol..bros na long story o,first I started by making her feel she wasn't as cute as her sister,na from there things begin package o..babe wanted to prove hotter than rihanna cos she resemble rehanna well. Finally babe dumb my guy days after he caught us red handed,babe come begin wan the yarn me love o, plenty talk about 'who cares what people think,are you scared of ur friend?its you and me against the world',just imagine o lol..well didn't take her seriously and i started running cos that kind babe go still dump me for guy way get game pass me.

BTW I am not the kinda guy that fvcks his guys gf o,in fact once I know say my guy the fvck any girl,e go d irritate me to wan do anything with her,this one just happened cos the guy get track record of fvcking him guys babes and he tried it twice with me,I let the first time slide but after he did second time I just had to show him that no only am de hot.

lanicky:
I was scared but don't you think someone that would betray a friend because of a female, would do worse in other situations if given a chance?. I don't think I would ever trust such a friend. That is why women are different.

Now you are funny. Although it is true that this competition seems like it is between two groups. however I can say that my campaign team is not solely and mainly made up by the other group. I have only got a couple of them on my team, about three or four of them. You could take a moment and go through the campaign thread to see for yourself. I am trying my best to ensure that some members of the group supporting me do their best not to drag their grudges into this competition. I wish they would just stop

You are so on point but its just weird with guys..we tend to overlook things,I guess that's how we are wired by God.

We all knew the guy was a snitch when it came to issues concerning females but we tolerated each other,especially him.

Basically my dear,its not like I trust him with all my heart o, I would be silly to do so,just that when it comes to people, especially friends, it is important to know where to place them. Surely in all my dealings with him,whether involving females or not I deal cautiously cos I know the type of person he is.

Hmm your campaign team makes it look like a certain e clan is showcasing you,same as the other e clan is showcasing their member..

There is a percentage of people here who view things and think like me on this gang issue and this gang thing will make them write you off. It would have been better if your e clan showcased you on an individual platform rather than a gang.

P.s they make campaign threads and topics about you and copy/ tag other members of the gang..very wrong move. Next time to get more people on your team,your people(e clan)should campaign for you individually,(that would av been a smarter way to go about campaingning for their member)and not make it seem like a gang thing.

When politicians like obasanjo were campaigning,you didn't see ogboni people going to shout everywhere that people should vote for their member did you?cos that would make the common man hate him and vote against him,instead I am certain the ogboni members went underground to lobby and persuade people on their own for baba without giving people a bad impression about him.
P.s.s..I am not saying obasanjo is or was an ogboni man o,it was just an example I made.

lanicky:
Great story!

Do you still trust him?

Lol..no when it comes to issues with females I don't trust him and never will..that dude would fvck his friends sister if given the chance,(funny thing is he had a younger sis too that was trying to fvck some of his friends and he didn't even know lol). But when it comes to issues of making money I trust he will deliver on that aspect sha.

Lanlicky you seem like an awesome girl and would have voted for you,but I am not a fan of e frats or gangs,did that shit in school and now the idea of gangs just doesnt seat well with me so can't vote for either you or mimzy,but I wish you luck tho and I am just one vote,wouldn't make a difference dear. Trust me if you are meant to win,then you will

neuroneXY:
90 percent,if not all, of guys will never tell you the negativity they sensed from you at a first date

90% ke..99% rather,we just manage to survive the frustrating date and run from her after we sense she is not what we want. But sometimes if the babe over do am we tell her she needs to work on her attitude..

seunny4lif:

Same here jooor
Barman, one origin for this man
My friend did that with me and he paid with is crush

Baba you are highly sighted

Mayflowa:
I think you are worse off. He attempted yet you won the gals heart. You went ahead to fvck his girlfriend while cheating on whom you claim to love

Well that's your opinion and you are entitled to it, any dude that will go behind his friend to trash talk him behind his back especially to a girl while betraying him deserves worse and should be served what is coming his way..

You loyal to me I'll be loyal to you,you betray me and I do same, its the bro code man. Btw about someone I claimed I loved?I can't remember where I said I loved anyone oga, I dated her,its different from saying I was in love with her.

Same guy your talking about has a track record of fvcking his friends gfs..I just revenged on behalf of our other friends that he succeeded in fvcking their girls..I was rendering a service for all our other friends and they appreciated it

HornyTiwa:
This is crazy.


well I prefer the friendship between guys then

Lol ..funny thing is we are still friends till tomorrow self, just that I know better than to let him get close to my girlfriend.

You self liked the admirer so why didn't you date him? Abi you just wan the enjoy as he de admire you? Sha he could date your friend and continue admiring you too.

HornyTiwa:
rarely happens with the guys

Rarely but it still happens. When I was in school I told my roommate I liked a girl and was planning on asking her out, only for the dude to go after her that same morning to ask her out which she told me when she and I started dating and she warned me to be careful cos the guy didn't av my interest at heart lol.

Well some months latter he bumped into the room and found his girlfriend on me ..that was my revenge on him for snitching and trying to steal my girlfriend..

The only difference is that guys laugh at crazy beef over a bottle of beer,settle and move on with their friendship while girls beef forever lol

Sexytemi:
Lol, abi na

It was nice, i slept well

And yours?

Hmm mine was just there..slept late and barely self..thanks to insomnia, and had to wake early too,but am good

Howz school and lectures, I hope NL romance section is not distracting our student from classes. Found out Nl could be addictive

Sexytemi:
Hmmmm, that wont be possible o

That word is huge o..anyway u have ur reasons tho, so that means we will keep derailing threads lol

So btw..hope your night was good?

Sexytemi:
Lol, what can i say oooo
or
Do

Hmmm what can she say or do..lemi think very carefully lol. Oya check and reply your PM's.

Sexytemi:
Lol.

waiting for him to ask na

We just having fun here

Shey you see what you have caused Abi?cos you don't reply pm's

2kurupt:
You two get a room already

This has got to be the must derailed thread this year courtesy of you guys.

On a serious note I think torqque7 should be granted the private convo he seeks, abi you want him to spell it out in CAPITALS?
I hereby pass a vote of confidence

Rotfl ..2kurupt,this your moniker gahn no be here o,buhari might start looking for you soon..a beg school me in your kurupt ways too

Thanks for the vote of confidence passed tho. Lol derailing the tread wasn't the intention sha. The babe doesn't check pm's so we are forced to talk here

UrWorstNitemare:
sure.
u no dey follow headlines

Lol..ohh I see

Sexytemi:
Lol

you be better case o, i will tell all your members not to pay tithe n offering oo

Just resumed a new semester, i said we didnt do the exam last semester due to some things o......so it was postponed to this new semester.

Lol you and I will make a great team babe..don't worry I'll buy you small Volkswagen bettle from offering money so don't spoil my runs with members.

Hmm eyah kpele..sha good luck with the exams, you know I am going spiritual now so I am going to pray for your exam success.. You can join me sha let's just do a night vigil for quick results on the exam thing.

HateU2:
Egbon, goan sleep

Go and sleep?do you know what time it is? Lol My post was sarcastic miss..seems you are reading it wrongly and taking it a bit more serious than you should?smh..work on your sense of humor,something's should be laughed at

HateU2:
yes
No naughty at allllll

But I was never a naughty person, see now you say I am naughty which means I became naughty cos of you..So its your fault that this innocent soul suddenly turned naughty..Do you know the damage that a picture of a smooth hairless abdomen can cause? Smally hateu2 causing damage since 16bc

UrWorstNitemare:


HateU2.
**** full of BS since 2015*****



HateU2.
**** full of BS since 2015*****

Really?

HateU2:
U are naughty

Me? Naughty..noo,I am innocent of the crime accused , if I was naughty then the curiosity would have encouraged magical analysis to push your trousers down a bit further,just a lil bit not too much in the search for a strand of hair..a flash light might come in handy for thorough search .. But I am not naughty.