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optimusmind:
Well said brother,

Thanks..

francizy:
So you never hear say NEPA (power distribution companies) don carry the remaining light way dey the end of the tunnel? This is one thing I like about Nigerians, they don't fail to add petty sentiments to their beliefs...

Hihihih..as NEPA don carry the remaining light,we go use gen on the light back,if petrol no dey then we go come use candle,and if we no get money for candle then we go wait make morning do make sun comot .

Most times,Things always get better when time passes..time they say heals all wounds

Ishilove:
What bright side?

Lol..a few years from now hun ,don't worry it'll happen before we get married so that our kids will meet a better Nigeria lol

Ishilove:
It's not funny o

Hmm babe it actually is a serious matter, ..when there are lots of stories like these in Nigeria then it is obvious that we are in for a bumpy ride with the present government.

But I want to believe things will get better soon,there's always light at the end of the tunnel and actually some of PMBs policies will help us in the long run..the only problem is hanging on through the bumpy ride..you know that Olympic gold winners ddnt just get up one day and got the gold,they went through backbreaking trainings before they got successful..so let's look on the bright side

Two things here..first off is your mumu friend in love with the bit.ch?if he is then you should find a way to hint him that his girl is a hoe..and secondly, of course you fvck her brains out cos she brought herself to you which means she is bad for your friend..

If I were in your shoe il definitely fvck her if I find her attractive and then tell my guy his gf is not someone he should take seriously..and YES if my gf does same with another guy let him fvck her and tell me I'd appreciate him for opening my eyes to the HOE in front of me ..any girl you can't TRUST as a guy is not WORTH your love shikena

Two things here..first off is your mumu friend in love with the bit.ch?if he is then you should find a way to hint him that his girl is a hoe..and secondly, of course you fvck her brains out cos she brought herself to you which means she is bad for your friend..

If I were in your shoe il definitely fvck her if I find her attractive and then tell my guy his gf is not someone he should take seriously..and YES if my gf does same with another guy let him fvck her and tell me I'd appreciate him for opening my eyes to the HOE in front of me ..any girl you can't TRUST as a guy is not WORTH your love shakena

Ishilove:
This is funny, but I cannot laugh



http://guardian.ng/news/theft-of-cooked-food-on-fire-becomes-widespread-in-ilorin/

Lol same thing happening down here in the north ;Dpeople stealing pots of food still cooking,that's what change has caused..

Mtcheeeeww No be only asawana deadly force of niger delta ,na asawana murder force..bunch of hopeless touts looking for a quick buck.

HateU2:
heheheheheheh
What does dat mean
Did u just call me a trouble maker

Hey there Lil troublemaker.. ..lol but you know now don't you?as you tiny reach you the find trouble for Mr peckam place as well as our famous Nl transgender..lol if them catch you ehnn il only tell you sorry o

But come to think of it why don't you use your feminine charms to set that dude straight?show him what he is missing digging asses instead of pvssy, just try now your reward is in heaven.

foolinlove:
That I'll be alone and never find someone that loves me truly.

Are you kidding me?plss what God do you serve?because the God of Christians isn't a God that wants people to suffer and be depressed or unhappy so maybe you need to change your God.

I can't understand why someone would use her own mouth to pronounce bad things on herself and even happily saying God told her..smh some people tho

HateU2:

Really?lol smh..anyway so how av you been?Been a while I saw you looking for trouble with those your mischievous but funny threads,abi you have a new best friend now who is making you humble and less controversial?

Mtcheeeeww all this threads talking about what is not important..plss tell us what she said was her reason for the act and what they have done and are still going to do to her joor..who cares about seeing the ugly orangutan

HateU2:
Dat girl is more crazier Dan me oooo

Ohh so you are crazy too? ..pictures of you in bra too or adonbilivit

ayomidegal:
Hi friend, pls give just a min of your time to vote IVYY on this Miss Nairaland thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand/1

It's going on right now. Your vote means a lot. Just type "I VOTE IVYY cc: NLJega"

Thank you



shehucom torqque7 ikaboy jstbeinhonest myqel bigcake

Hmm I wish you asked me earlier cos I am rooting for either mysticgal or ivyy to win,and I already got on mystics train and have voted for her already.

Skmoda360:
you just drop the best comment ever..

Thanks man..let's hope and pray Op uses the advice o.

I vote mysticgal
Cc NLJega

naniawini:
lol! U harsh ooo! Good boy routine ke?

Lol..not harsh,just plain truth..when a woman sees you as a goodboy she automatically believes you are weak and can be used anyhow. Only grown mature females that are reasonable appreciate good guys,you self know,una no the try for guys at all at all lol..

WiLdFLame:
baba enh, you so right....

how guy wan cum do am wey him no go quarrel or have little disagreement with his girl?, is it ever possible? not so sure she not gonna get fuccked during dis disagreement time...

Lol..omoh disagreement must happen o,even teeth and tongue they get disagreement let alone people. Asper the fuccking thing I no say e must happen,if she no fvck me she go fvck another dude.

Wohh baba as I dey so na to do me o,no sentiments attached so I'll still fvck if she comes but I won't be the one to agitate for it o cos I no go want make another man disturb and fvck my chick so I won't disturb any girl once I am SURE shez in a SERIOUS relationship but if she carry herself come them il help cure her conji and fvck her well,just the same way if my gf decides to carry her self to another guy to fvck..

As for now I never see any girl way fit make me fall completely in love with her or trust her o so until I find the one who is worth it, I'll keep having my fun,simple.

amaraedec:
I appreciate brother

Anytime Bro..just try to take our advices seriously o not just to read them and get weak when time comes for action .

Yeah very true..had an issue sometime back with a girl I was dating and we ddnt see for a while cos of my job,after a while we saw and had sex and I noticed a lot of changes,she wasn't the same way I left her,after a bit of questioning she confessed to have dated two guys and fu.cked one for a while cos according to her she wasn't sure if I was still into her lol..

Again I was having a conversation with another girl I use to date last night and she was crying cos she had issues with her bf,apparently he saw a naughty chat she had with another guy so he is threatening to breakup,well I told her things would be OK but she bleeped up chatting with the other guy when she had a bf,in the cause of our talk,babe started telling me she wants to fvck me :ohmmm smh.just cos shez having Lil issues with her bf she now wants to fvck her ex?

Trust women at your peril o,our girls these days make it impossible to fall in love,mehn she is only yours the moment she is with you,once she is out of your sight dude your name na sorry o lol..I am not saying dn't fall in love of but be smart and dn't get comfortable with her having close male friends or keeping in touch with exes..

I vote mysticgal
Cc NLjega

Hmmm I feel your pain tho..we've all been through heartbreaks and it's no fun at all but you need to understand that she is NOT worth it..you are not even dead yet and she is cheating and hurting you already so do you think it will get better when you kill yourself?my brother she will be under another guy screaming his name on the day of your burial so ask yourself who is at a loss here?

Maxti is right..unfortunately never fall in love completely with ANY woman as a man cos you'll get burnt badly..love is sweet but our girls have turned it into a cat and mouse game of survival of the fitest..be smart meet other females,get laid,hell fvck prostitutes if necessary just get other females in your life so you can forget the bi.tch and you'll be OK,trust me when I tell you there are tons of females out there FAR better than her in EVERY aspect of life,and you will meet one again that will make you believe in love again dn't worry,it's just a matter of time. .

Remember no sentiments attached o if you want to survive this game of emotions..drop that idea that you can't cheat on her and stop the good boy routine cos that's your major problem..Good luck Bro.

I have to say I agree with you on this one,it's unfortunate tho that the whole thing has become a show for two groups to play around, really pathetic,anyway their lives, their business,as long as it doesn't affect me if people even want to vote monkeys or gauge out their eyes self that's their business and good luck to them.

adedammy007:
need not to pity cos she has none

Rotfl..u bad gahnn..

AskIfa:
Yo, man. Ya did real good job compiling them sh1t coz they look orijinal even tho they wasn't. Nice sh1t ya got there, ma nigga.

Thanks bro

ForeverYoung197:
Nice story from the Hood . But the language used needs parental advice. Too explicit for little ones wandering around NL

Lol..maybe there should be an age limit on romance section of NL so kids don't get exposed to explicit content

Appreciate what you have..