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MasterEmmanu3l:
Fading are the days where one can read a full article without being hit in the brain by a marketing slung. It pains me to say that their marketing power has outstretched its ugliness to even important sections.

At first, we had (and still do) to deal with misleading topics. But now, e-evolution has caught up with them. They now provide a matching topic and post, mostly something NLanders would be eager to comment on. But, only the smart ones can interpret the subliminal message they intend to pass along.

They are proud owners of multiple accounts; some do the topics while the rest do the commenting. And hence, have created a fine network of (un)intelligible clay puppets.

"My tecno whogivesafvck has a really nice speaker and it rang during one of my (fake) lecture the other day- Emergency! They never see me coming through"

A thread of 79 shades of bullsh!t is what I call it.

"This guy needs me badly and even promised a trip around the globe. Catch is that I have to give myself to him. Luckily I just entered for tecno contest by buying a tecno Myinterfacelookslikesh!t"
Good, we all applaud you for picking your perverted self up the pool of shame but hey, who asked for the unnecessary details?

Frankly, It's really annoying. Yeah, there's no way of curbing these menace--Marketing is a part of our daily lives. If only they could just back off a bit.

So when next you, TECNO throw up, feel the urge to post an article of that your tecno product buried inside a somewhat interesting tale, do put an "Ad" tag somewhere. It's not like the word "Ad" would come looking for you and scrape the inner parts of your body but God, I hope it does!

PS: THIS IS NOT AN AD. IT'S MAIN PURPOSE WAS/IS NOT TO PROMOTE ANY PRODUCT WHATSOEVER. RATHER, IT'S A DIRECT NOTE TO ALL YOU TECNO MARKETING JERKOFFS.

My Reason for posting in Romance Sect is only matched by the # of their threads here.

Rotfl..dude got no chill

Sexytemi:
Lol

I haff catch u here again looking for tecno trouble,my hand no dey o lol

EroticAngelina:
i'm a feminist, but I don't go extreme like some women who don't know the true meaning of feminism or the right act of feminism.
I believe in Men as the head, buh I won't give respect when men use that 'post' to ride or act unjustly to women. shikina.

that being said. I wanna address the issue u brought up abt me siding with the women.
I believe when there's an issue or a fault committed by two parties (example here, male and female), its majority of the ppl committing that crime that should be emphasized on more.
its just like voting. the Minors' vote don't count, buh that doesn't mean they didn't vote or aren't citizens.

u sound like a smartazz, I believe u can relate Wat I just said to the topic at hand

Hmm I sha see your point tho. But hope your believe in the man as the head is genuinely from your heart and not because your culture here in Africa tells you so?you know a lot of nija women that their husbands mistakenly flies them to meet him in a more developed country like the US tend to become full blown feminist over night and decide to make themselves the head of the home,something they couldn't do back in nija..am suspecting you o,you go sabi punish man well well lol
Anyway it really doesn't look like you are going to let me win in this debate abi ,its expected you will side your gender no matter what so no wahala

EroticAngelina:
torqque7 , come see example of such men.

back to u, why dont u ask ur mum that question

Lol..you ehnn

EroticAngelina:
yes it takes two to fvck, buh its u guys that make it a 'give me, I give u' thing. majority of u guys can't give something to a girl without something (sex) in return.
the sad thing is that this norm has gone beyond relationships to other ventures. now any gal that gets something or becomes a beauty queen gets suspected. a girl gets promotion in her department, ppl will jx conclude she slept with tha boss. and sometimes I don't blame the gossipers cos of the stoopid things u GUYS do.
Because a gal wants something or a promotion so bad, she has no choice but to comply with the requirements needed by guys, and after, its the same id*ot that will be calling her a hoe.
I will never respect guys who take advantage of vulnerable girls jx to satisfy their lust. that's why I urge women to make a name for themselves, and also help those girls come up. that's girl power.
and u guys wonder why we support feminism.

Sex is not the only thing a girl can give. don't misquote me pls

Hmm well your post suggested women only give sex in return for everything a man does for her..read the first 3lines on your post.
Btw have you not heard stories where big women too will demand sex from guys for promotion?Abi you don't know what sugar mummies do?so don't make it look like women are always the victims here biko,you women have your own too.
Bottom line is people should learn to go into relationships for the right reasons(love and security)and stop looking at a relationship as something they will go into because the have a sinister plan for the other person.
P.s..you better don't become a feminist for your own good,I am not saying don't advocate for gender equality o but know when to draw the line from being a feminist

Sexytemi:
Lol, u cant blame them....they just believe whatever they read online and too trusty.....

Abi o..but people shouldn't be so ignorant.. I checked her profile and found out she is more active in the phone section which means she is probably dealing with phones or something close to that.
Anyway you can't blame a girl for trying,if she didn't come up with that made up story,you wouldn't have been thinking about TECNO now ;Dso she achieved her mission somehow sha lol

EroticAngelina:
pls stop talking like u guys actually do it for free.

u claim men spend on ladies, but u forget the part where u guys ask for sex u guys are too selfish to give anything to ladies free from the heart.
only very few give free.

as far as I'm concerned everything is balanced and equal.
bring ur part, I bring mine.
obviously u guys need sex. dats why u buy stuff for gals.
some don't even give at all.
Girls go make something out of urselves so that when these stingy azzholes start doing their shakara, u give them the finger and say "I don't need this bullsheet, nigga, when u ready for something serious, just holla at my PA" then u write the number of ur PA on a #1000 note and fling it at their face

You make it sound like its just the guys that need sex..it takes two to fvck and last time I checked women enjoy s.ex just as much as guys if not even more than so she is not doing him any favour by having sex with him,if she doesn't do it,another girl somewhere would..btw from what you said,does that mean a woman has nothing to offer other than sex?

Sexytemi:
i was about believing this poo until i got to the part of tecno i just smh and hissed mtchewwww......believe this and u can believe anything.

Lol..you can imagine,and am surprised people actually believe this crap..its too obvious he/she is just marketing techno lol.
He/she messed up by typing the techno parts in capital letters to emphasize the phone and people still don't see it,na wa o..even went ahead to say he will drop a link bellow so u can also enter for the Paris trip sponsored by techo lol..

Too bad,he was a weird and crazy dude,short guy with a lot of balls,the world will sure miss him and his style. May he rest in peace

Future husband got lost trying to locate you under the hot sun..pls drop your exact location so that getting lost next time would be avoided..

Virginkpekus:
I try abi? Oya get those likes coming in.

Lol..are u contesting too?hmm I'll only vote for u cos u get virgin kpekus..but if I findout that the virgin kpekus is a scam I'll take back my vote

It is not about tech advancement.. It is about the availability of such advanced medical procedures to the average Nigerian and the cost too,the stress alone is another issue,every time the woman gets pregnant and the pregnancy gets to like 4months she will now go and find out the genotype of the baby?and if its SS then she starts thinking of abortion?how many times can she go through all that?my dear it is not as easy as you make it sound,the mother can die too in the process,too much at stake.

omonighoblessing:
this my finger has something missing. ........I pray for his time .......take a guess sha.

When you are ready it will come

Hmm,learned a few things, I have learned that kids of this generation are not as innocent as people think,learned Sodom and Gomorrah de learn work for this present generation lol,and a lot of people are fake online,its a totally different ball game offline,also learned a lot of people don't av a life outside NL..

FlawlessRebirth2:
MY BOYFRIEND GO CUN GRAB MAH ASS LYK THAT??

AS HE GRAB M NA SO I DEY USE TEETH REMOVE HIM EAR...

Lol..with this ur innocent and baby looking face u want bite person ear abi?as u tiny so ur teeth go tiny too so the damage will be minimal..besides ud have to jump to reach the ear too if he doesn't carry u. Ur signature tho,hmm any girl that can not bring her sisters and friends for me to date is that one girlfriend?

Europija:
n Ok n what do u think ......did he love me?

No he doesn't love you dear,I am sorry to tell u but u already know it,he is just using u to get what he wants..he DOESN'T LOVE YOU, u deserve better..

Get another boyfriend.. Simple as that,go out and meet people,interact with other males and be open to new things.. There is no such thing as one soul mate for everybody.. You can and will survive and be happy with someone else,NO ONE IS IRREPLACEABLE

Stupedinluv:
Yes. And am real scared already. I hate anything fat. I just saw a classmate on fb that put to bed last month. She looks so big now and i remember clearly we had the same body structure.
Oh its not just possible to stay slim forever with big boobs.
Or are there work outs for bust reduction? Anyone knows?

p/s No am not seeking for unnecessary attention. If i want that i know were to go.

Lol..are u a politician? Were the boobs na,u this babe ehnn u like controversy..well gaining weight is a must for women after child birth now so don't act surprised

VoteDemiladgold:
Naaaaaaah. Why would anyone wish to run away from a job in this economic meltdown period



I'm currently running a full-time MSc program

Lol..beats me o,anyway that's nice..you are Yoruba I guess?una too like book lol,sha keep up the good work,I hope by the time u r done ul find another job easily tho.

Write against them to nysc..simple,don't forget to add sugar and salt and tell them u guys are treated like kunta kinte..lol,seriously tho,make a complaint to Nysc. Goodluck

Funkychic:
Thanks dear

U well come..nice outfit by the way..

VoteDemiladgold:
hahahahhahaha I totally understand you perfectly.. it's true there are some like that.. I think my answer to that situation you mentioned about a guy talking on and on to the girl, what I would have loved to chip in is that he should do things in moderation...


Yes, everyone wants to have a good conversation, be it by chats or calls, or by physical means, buh we shouldn't try to overstretch it, it den becomes boring. I think he was trying too hard to impress her tho. I may be wrong, he may also be a chatterbox, someone who loves to talk, which is still normal.. but do u think it wouldn't be weird if you had someone talking to you all day?


I'm sure you would get tired


I used to work at a call center as a call centre rep, lol and trust me, u will get tired of talking . I'v experienced it so I can relate to that.

Lol..yeah sure I'd get tired of constant talk,too much of everything is bad sha..the trick is learning how to balance it all,girls shouldn't expect the guy to do all the taking always. Anyway So is that y u ran away from the call centre job?

DragonReborn:
Personally dumb girls get on my nerve. Majority of Naija chicks lack the intellect/wit to appreciate my sense of humor or keep up with non-Telemundo/Nollywood-gossip related conversations. When I meet a lady for the first time, I test the limit of her intelligence, and if she doesn't cut it, I bid her a nice life. I can afford to do this because I've reached the stage in life where I'm more interested in cultivating friendships than bedding every female I come across. Most Naija ladies are clueless when it comes to sustaining conversations and hide under the guise of forming shy/not being forward to cover their inadequacies. Show me a Naija babe that can sustain an intelligent/witty conversation and I'll show you an endangered species. Drop the nail vanish and pick up a book ladies, so you don't come across as vapid, empty-headed bimbos.

Seconded..if she could hold an intelligent convo with the guy, he probably wouldn't have talked so much,same girls will still say the guy is soon boring if he decides to talk less..smh,the smart and mature ones are truly endangered..too bad

[quote author=VoteDemiladgold post=44832605]A lot of ladies are saying chats because most of them can't hold a phone conversation.. that's just the fact.


There is nothing more sweet and interesting that having a down to earth, sweet, funny, bedroom voice call with your partner... and yes...


Though chats are cool, buh voice calls brings more connection.. it's good to spice things a lot. Especially
video calls in this modern Era..


I like how u view things..I can totally relate to what u r saying..most girls can hold a convo with a guy even if they like the guy,they always expect him to do all the talking and all they do is ask how was ur day and have u eaten?wat did u eat,smh..its pathetic actually, sometimes I just don't get ladies,same lady will flash u times without number and send miss u msg but can't hold a reasonable convo with the guy..lol I saw a thread yesterday of a girl saying how she went out with a guy and got tired cos he kept talking and talking,just imagine..lol this same girls will still say the guy is soo boring if he didn't talk much. A guy keeps talking cos he doesn't want everything to get boring cos the girl can't hold a conversation,if u can have a reasonable conversion then the guy will talk less. Hmmm men will never understand women,can't deal a beg lol

When u value urself and know ur worth then ul not let people treat u like trash..someone who cares about u wouldn't want to see u get hurt,let alone be the cause of ur hurt and pain..bottom line is he doesn't give a fvck about u so find someone else who does..be open to meeting people. Problem with a lot of people suffering heart break is they are not willing to give others a chance,they always feel no one can replace their ex which is a huge lie..so help urself and move on,ur tears should only be shed for someone who loves u just as much or even more..Good luck tho..

Hbd age with grace

suzan404:
ask me again..mtchew

Lol..why u de vex na babe,u are suppose to be the cute faithful girl o,vex no fit u..ermm ermm come o how can someone snatch u from ur bf?I am asking on behalf of my friend ;Dhe wants to av a faithful gf too so give me expo lemi give him so he can come and thief u

Florblu:
I won't be surprised if 89% of guys go to hell fire
Deadly than Lucifer

Haba sweetheart.. Watin we do like that na?lol but most of the time na una de find trouble.. Oya sorry calm down and stop wishing us hell fire.. come and collect Apple juice,my treat..

Are you kidding me?I went tru your profile and it seems you have a child and then you are not having sex?you are a joker..you obviously are VERY confuse and don't know your priorities, you deprive him of sex while a have a child and you act surprised that he is fvcking someone else?smh..

layla129:
Its not easy to be a sex worker ...my night was ok, had a blissful one. Yours?

Lol..well a lot of them enjoy what they do o,met one girl at a hotel I stayed one time I was in Lagos,she was staying in one of the rooms close to mine so I felt she was a guest too just like me,her english was spot on and she had a great sense of humour. Some how we got talking and I got to know she is from a well to do home and she was a sex worker, ,u can imagine my surprise,she said she enjoys sex and she likes money so why not get the best of both?.My point is people have different ways of looking at life you might think its not easy being a sex worker while that is true for some,others are enjoying every bit of it and have learnt to separate emotions from regular sex.. Blissful night you had ;Dsee prayer works wonders..mine was short but ok sha

layla129:
One night stands, booty calls, friends with benefits -all of these types of relationship exists but is any of them really worth it? Is it possible to have sexual relationship with someone without catching feelings? I know its quite easy for the guys...is it easy for some ladies too?

Share some experiences please

Hmm its VERY easy for MOST men to have se.x with no emotions, just a few attach too much meaning and emotions to se.x. But My guess is with women it is the other way around, few are able to have no strings attached se.x while a higher percentage get emotional and start catching feelings,but I think for the few who master the art,become very comfortable with years of experience, that is why the se.x workers have made it a part of their lives..Hi layla trust your night was great?