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refiner:
no wonder!!!....


his name says it all!...


never bother about d why OK?....

Interesting moniker..but I am curious what r u refining? Nice hat btw,gives an impression of a cute lil naughty cowgirl..

Lovelynature:
Guy your case strong gan. Just tell her na April fool and expect insult and maybe a resetting slap. Na you do yourself

Lalasticlala and Mynd44 come and help your drunken friend

resetting slap

Drefan:
Oho! You don enta am. You are in for it. That's why I always advise peeps that if they must drink or smoke, they should not take more than their small heads could carry. Your moniker betrays you as one who is well deep in the act. Pele o. There's no way we could prescribe a reasonable something that could remedy the situation. Just take heart.

But OP, if this is some stüpid April fool stunt, then may your balls be twisted vigorously with pliers.

Lwtmb ;lawd have mercy..I couldn't stop laughing at your response, toooo funny,u vex gahnn o

9airaland:
I think im guilty of num3

:oreally?and u look like an innocent puppy,its either you also try number 3 with me or idonbilivit

Chaii..na wa o,I don't think I have seen anyone on Nl take this much bashing..17pages of steady bashing left,right,centre,lol a beg make una chill,she probably was hungry and not thinking straight when she made the thread. Smh,but this babe self,u never tay for Nl and already your bad reputation precedes you, hmm you better take a chill pill,read all your threads, they just portray you as a desperate gold digger..and that my dear is bad for business.

fulanigirl:
Can someone explain to me the point of a camel toe pad?

Was wondering same

naughtynaughty:
dey might make stuffs to help der insecurity later in d future, wu knws?

wow u mean there are camel toe pads too?wearing a camel toe on ur camel toe?that is something I'd love to see for myself

Lol..its understandable why you say what you say because you are just 20 so you are still VERY young and can afford to say these things (no experience of real world yet)let's see if you still feel same way in 9yrs time and you are still single..good luck tho.

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Cutehector:
it's a pity. U could see d likes of laveda frowning her owlish face at every guy's lines who wooed. And now, not one could come up with d boldness to say hey, I choose to woo this guy!


I pray sha some "big girls" open up tho.

Lol..na today?its not a secret women have loud mouths..more talk and no action ..the girl u mentioned should be taken seriously at ur peril sir

[quote author=motherfucker post=44233823]The one I am going to slaughter in the coming days told me a few minutes on whatsapp that "I am not romantic" like I give a fork [/quote

Bros make sure u wound am well well.. Make she get instant polio and bowleg before she leave ur slaughter house ...all these foolish girls,check their homes their from poor homes o..rubbish

You'd think by now the females would av started wooing the guys that they like, but as expected,disappointments, so una go try appreciate when a guy comes up with nice lines to woo u next time,some ladies were even telling the guys that wooed them on the male edition that they expected better lines lol smh..if it were that easy then u guys would av done a lot of wooing by now, ..but we are on page six and still noting..am out joor will be back when it gets interesting

ogorwyne:
I wish 'breaking up' was as easy as you guys make it on NL. Just don't fall in love and keep waiting for your partner to break your rules so you can break up.

Breaking up is easy only when u don't love who u are dating,but once a man loves a woman my dear breaking up becomes the hardest thing..

mrwonlasewonie:
so you cannot give your fellow man stout and asun but you can give a woman cake and buiscuit

Ok o smile all the same

Yes na..I will only give my fellow man something when he has something good to offer me like biz ..besides women are fragile now and need to be pampered, I suspect u are a woman but y the Mr on ur moniker?hmmm hmmm if ur not a woman pay me back my cake and biscuit o ,but if u are a woman then we can discuss asun and stout and kiss join too ;Dcos after u chop my cake u must gimi kiss

mrwonlasewonie:
is that why you're angry

Oya smile let me see your dimples

Btw how do women sound?

but I don't smile at men or trans cos they might get the wrong signal..my dimples are for women only ..lol women sound defensive always, cos they feel men always try to put them down,and that's how u were sounding ;Dthats y I tot u were a woman and I gave u cake and biscuit now ur saying ur a man

mrwonlasewonie:
I'm a man

oya pay me back my cake and biscuit.. :Pand pay with interest o lol..u are man and u were sounding like a woman who is fighting for other women?

mrwonlasewonie:


What's wrong in been transexual

Didn't say anything was wrong o ;Dbut personally me sha am straight, I like holes that came naturally not rods,but ain't got a problem with anyone's sexuality thoe but nija u know is not a fan..oya answer what I asked joor

mrwonlasewonie:
proudly transexual

Transexual ke...lol from man to woman Abi kini?in this nija so or outside?

mrwonlasewonie:
Stout nko?

And asun

I no dey chop mende mende.e dey cause Jedi Jedi.

I nor want develop phenese for my anus

Lol shey u be man Abi woman?make I know first b4 we go talk stout and all the asun

missdebs:
I'm cool and romantic

Then u must already be someone's girl..lucky guy he must be,its almost impossible to see a cute cool girl single,stop giving op false hope or u will serve primary school punishment now now

mrwonlasewonie:
when IT was dishing the insults you didn't quote it.na me you dey quote.hmm?

Lol no now he didn't dish insults he was just generalizing, even at that I didn't see any direct insults,oya no vex u don chop cake finish?oya take biscuit join

dangotesmummy:
awon ara Ile e lo
need iyen.lofun iya e ni sympathy e bingo

Smh lol..women ehnn,u must vex o,oya take cake chopcalm down biko

3rdlegxxx:
And some people are saying if he can't ask his mother, for any1 to utter that statement, that person is sick, rude or messed up spstairs, asking ur dad for money is normal and expected but ur mom...smh ..anyways some guys are so dumb that they believe because they get sex, they should pay her or giver her whatever she asks, smh big time, sex is a two way time, girls like it and needs it just like guys do, so she isn't doing u a favour by having sex, gosh and some girls here would insult the OP but it's the humble truth, we guys love to give and spend on our girls but some ladies have turned guys to business centre, they want a phone, call a guy, want to fix their hair, they call a guy, they want t-fair, food money, money for cream, they call a guy, that's why a lot of girls don't work but look nice and use the latest phone but really have no money of their own... Ladies should also work and get their own money, its a turn on having a girl with her dreams, interests and makes her own doe or wants to, sex is gonna happen, just as we have sex starved guys, so do we have girls too, we have girls who are nymphos who can go all week getting it, I pity guys that still think they need to give a girl everything she asks for just because of sex..

1million likes for u..u pulled the words outa my mouth..as if its a favour having sex with a man,some guys with their orientation sha,that is y they would always be used anyhow and dumped by ladies..the interesting thing self is that the comments some girls are making just tells u that their pvssy is for sale,wat a shame

Vikings007:
fact

Baba na so na..no time o,I no just get some guys sha letting women play with them, omoh she do anyhow she see any how shikena..

U are wayyy too late..u should have dumped her sorry ass when she had the guts to tell u she flushed ur ring down the toilet.. Bro that's the height of disrespect, shez now wearing the pants in ur relationship..don't give her the courtesy of letting her know its over self just move on and meet other women ASAP,the best way to get over somebody is to get under another person thank me latter..

Forgive kini?nahh everything else is forgivable except that..if she wants forgiveness she should get religion, I'll forgive her but kick her to the curb,depends on the cheating sha,if s.ex isn't involved then I can live with it but once she opens her legs for another man that settles it..

Suigeneris93:
You have a real life and you're here as early as this to say nairaland guys are gay, somehow I find that very difficult to believe

My guess is she isn't getting a lot of pms and attention from guys as she hoped so calling NL guys gay is her way of venting.. But that's her opinion thoe,doesn't change sh#t..
Just checked her dp self and two girls kissing?like seriously? and she calling guys gay?smh..

I beg to differ on the love don't exist thing,love exists but really REALLY hard to find but not impossible thoe..as for any guy that decides to be foolish enuf to stay even when he knows shez cheating then he obviously is a hall of fame looser and that's y he would always be cheated on by girls,my two cents,if u must fall in love then do it with ur heart and BRAIN..and with ur eyes wide open.

Smh..Nigerians sha,person just invite una for party for both sexes and una begin attack am..lol anyway op should know that this is nija and homosexuality is a big no no,so as long as u are known as one,everything u do or say will be judged weda u greet self there are people that would reply with insults cos of the gay thing,personally I don't judge gays or lesbians,hell I don't care if u decide u want to fvck even a snake that's ok as long as u don't try it me sha.