DaChem:



Can someone pls help me with the above question

Cladez:
primary 2......what about you?

Shawnnn01:
The last girlfriend that slapped me live never to slap another man in her life ever again.

Cladez:
Lol not necessarly in relationships but in everyday life.You would hear them say "i will slap you oooo" before you know it KPAAAAH on your cheek.

Especially in school

biacan:

kicks him on his....... he faints......

biacan:

security drag him out

biacan:


Nah we not done...... brings out tape begins to measure is so unfortunate that a muscular guy like you couldn't meet up with the requirement of.......runs out of thread

biacan:


Begins to access him physically and spiritually

biacan:


Which gentleman....... can the next person come forward

joeaz58:
you're such a big fool... I was only joking ....idiot

joeaz58:
it's not a new thing..... I sat on the floor when I still in sec school ...ajangbadi high school ojo...

IAMSASHY:

Guy:.......... Hi, abeg I fit talk 2 u?
Me:k bt make it snappy, am rushing to catch up wt sumone.
Guy:.......... Hw is work?
Me:4get abt work pls, go straight to d point.
Guy:.......... I liking u, wanting u 2 b my frnd, I no b Nigeria, I b from Togo, anytin u wnt I gv u, money I hv, I buy u evrytin.
Me:nice of u bt am sorry I dnt keep frnds(walks off immediately)
Guys dey try shaa, wooing a lady is nt easy, sometimes, even tho dey hv summarized Wat 2 Tel her bt d way d lady wl sound so unfriendly at first wl throw dem off balance and den dey begin to stammer

horlumightyy:
so many weird stories on nairaland #orishirishi

Glorialaw2020:
THANK YOU @ ALL
BUH IT ISNT AS EASY AS YOU ALL MADE IT SOUND

Ashley86400:
Personally I've seen "connecttoevilspirit". . .we we're in class so I didn't know who it was but it was funny.

My Wi-Fi password is "noboysallowed".
People tell me it's funny/crazy. . .but seriously I don't want no boys on it. .cause tend to use it to download porn . .lots of porn. . .than girls.

NwaAmaikpe:



What's the essence of this thread?

OP this is the whackiest way to get ideas of wooing ladies.

MammyYoo567:
Nice pictures.I like tall guys just like my boo.But my boo is cuter.

illitrate:


I had one toshiba phone

when airplane pass the phone will show missed call

vanhelsing1:

dis ur comment funny ohhhh....
u no go allow gehl wey dey jus buy android fone last week....to enjoy her bloom of youth....

illitrate:


I no wan use toshiba their product no strong

no to toshiba

toshiba na chinco

illitrate:
hahaha me na pregnant women i dey like

EmmySparky:
this ur post make me laugh scatter

Itzsammy:







Oya draw ur own mumu.....

Lawlahdey:
Too white ahbi? I brush with hypo.

laliga01:
I am igbo, tall, dark in complexion and 31yrs of age. Work with a federal agency in lagos. Any serious lady within the age of 20 to 30yrs living within surulere, FESTAC, Mary land and mile 2 axis should contact me on 08110408754.
Only serious minded ladies pls.
Thanks.
Stephen.

Lawlahdey:
It cannuh be too much nah.

Lawlahdey:
You can oh.

Loyalblak007:
Is this a spell book or something