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RomanceRe: Tired Of Heart Break, Should I Just Forget About Her? by tosynbaba(m): 11:15am On Oct 15, 2019
Why not find out why she's falling ill all the time.





Some people no jus get sense
CelebritiesRe: Adediwura Becky In Swimwear: 'Nobody Can Body-Shame Me' by tosynbaba(m): 9:58pm On Oct 14, 2019
Cow
CelebritiesRe: Between Davido And A Troll Who Made His Voice A Problem by tosynbaba(m): 11:37am On Oct 14, 2019
maynation:
I am amazed when I see people complain about Davido's voice. That voice is lit to me, and Lord knows he is the only Nigerian hip pop star I listen to.

He is all shades of talent.
did you just call him hip hop star?


You're one of the many reasons why people believe davido fans are dumb
CrimeRe: RAPE: FAQ On Nairaland Since The COZA Saga by tosynbaba(m): 6:30am On Oct 13, 2019
What a senseless, mindless and thoughtless post.




So because someone has been regularly accused of something does not mean he is guilty. The media and evil people decides who to target. Same way they call Donald Trump racist. Every human being of sound mind and common sense knows Trump is not racist. But what does he get accused of?



I still insist fatoyinbo( a man I totally dislike) did not r@pe her. Every man over 30 knows how bitter some women can be. He was just a pastor enjoying her poocee with her consent. She was nothing but a side chick. Only his success is killing her.



Some women are sadists. Once you drop them for them for the next hot girl they become bitter and would do anything to slander you all around the world.




This comment was proudly brought to you by a man separated from his wife and currently enjoying the freshest of poocees and whose soon to be ex wife has slandered him with her bitterness.



P.S both the r@pe accuser and denier should be believed in equal measures or both should be totally ignored. I rise
CelebritiesRe: MI: I Won’t Reply Vector Anymore, I'm Busy by tosynbaba(m): 3:40pm On Oct 12, 2019
People on this forum overhype m.I sha. Someone who was so good his label has practically collapsed with zero quality artist.


The only reason people are talking about Jim is because of Vector.
PhonesRe: Please Help! I'm Confused. Between Infinix S4 And Samsung Galaxy S10+. by tosynbaba(m): 5:33pm On Oct 07, 2019
kingxsamz:
Please help a brother out...
I'm thinking of buying the Infinix S4 because Infinix products are the best in Africa and in various countries in the world, but my other mind is telling me to go for s10+... But I don't think the S10+ is better than Infinix S4...
The S4 has more space, better performance, bigger battery and better screen. The s4 outsmarts it in every aspect. My friend uses the s10+ and is about to swap it for Infinix s4. So please help me out guys. Which should I go for?
No insults please.
ori e buru ni?
RomanceRe: Finally I Broke Up With Her After Mercy Won Bbnaija 2019 by tosynbaba(m): 3:30pm On Oct 07, 2019
Charleys:
#tachaourwinner

Tacha is the real winner, she brought life to Bbnaija.

Everyday was a day we look forward to what shell do next.
ee maa wo weyrey sad
SportsRe: Top 10 Goalkeepers With The Most Goal In Football History by tosynbaba(m): 6:46pm On Oct 03, 2019
arantess:
Rogerio ceni outscored yakubu too
your brain de touch
SportsRe: How Hee-chan Dribbled Van Dijk To Score Against Liverpool (Video) by tosynbaba(m): 9:55am On Oct 03, 2019
People don't realise the guy runs back to cover most times that's why they said he hasn't been dribbled past.


When you check his stats you know the guy is only good in positioning. People who rate him as the best defender are clueless and are football illiterates.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Nigerians: Change Your Lawless Habits So We Can Achieve The Change by tosynbaba(m): 11:48am On Oct 01, 2019
Oloriburuku eda
FamilyRe: My 16 Year Old Brother Still Bed-wetting by tosynbaba(m): 8:53am On Sep 28, 2019
Opexzy:
Good day fellow nairalanders, i will try to keep this as short as possible.

I have a sixteen years old brother that is still bed-wetting. Dad and Mom has done everything humanly possible, but all their efforts ends in futility.... So many methods have been devised to just help him but non worked.

Initially we thought it was because of late dinner, he was stopped from eating when it is after 7pm

There was a time that dad use to whip him, but he stopped when he realized he's not getting any better.

We have bought some medicines, but it is still the same story.

Currently everyone is tired and no one is talking about it anymore... my parents believes that when he gets to uni he will change after a single inglorious display of this act.. He is currently in ss3.

what baffles me is that, my bro doesn't show any sign of remorse. He is always unapologetic and doesn't really give a damn...

Please nairalanders, is there anything else we aren't doing...?
let me tell you a true story.



I used to wet bed till I left secondary school. But trust me, it will stop when he gets admission and it disgraces him. Personally mine stop when I started taking it serious when I got admissible and I no wan cast myself
CrimeRe: RRS Officers Arrested For Extorting N5000 From a Motorist in Lagos. VIDEO by tosynbaba(m): 8:47am On Sep 28, 2019
The only shock is their boss scolding them and acting surprised.


As if he does not get his own share of the spoils
NYSCRe: 2016 Batch B Pcms Who Have Successfully Registered Come In by tosynbaba(m): 12:31pm On Oct 18, 2016
i registered very early yesterday but the thing is i couldnt pick any state of choice cos the option was missing from the portal as at the time. now i cant even login to edit my profile....in btw...i have paid d required money at the bank
PetsRe: Meet Leo And Belle, My Adorable German Shepherds by tosynbaba(m): 7:56pm On Sep 23, 2016
SlaughterGang:
Your dogs looking skinny, even Recession is getting to them.






Buhari why?
Nah,I tink de'r lookin really "fIt"
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Hot! Are U A Photographer, Graphics Designer, Printer... by tosynbaba(m): 5:53pm On Apr 23, 2016
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FamilyRe: I Have Not Done This In A Very Long Time!!! by tosynbaba(m): 3:31pm On Apr 07, 2016
You have not been in the banking hall for a while
InvestmentRe: Unlimited Daily Income For Ever! by tosynbaba(m): 3:16pm On Aug 23, 2015
ajaotosinayobami@gmail.com
Nairaland GeneralDogs Fighting Over A Piece Of Bone by tosynbaba(op): 10:43am On Mar 12, 2015
My friend,imagine a world in which we are all dogs. I mean,a world in which nothing exists but dogs and bones. Trust me,there would be a lot of canine brawls and the dogs with the strongest jaws and sharpest teeth will rule. I for one will most likely like to b a pit bull...aggressively strong and quick to bite (I might even chew off your precious flabby ears).

Now,imagine a time of scarcity(u knw aw d economy is na). A time when good fat bones are not in constant supply, then a nasty friend will say "the patient dog eats the fattest bone(taaa,ifay hear dar tin!). Let me tell you my friend what will happen. The biggest,baddest and quickest dogs will get the fattest and juiciest bones while the "patient"ones who seat on d seat of laziness and mediocrity will certainly lick their paws for dinner while sharp dogs like me will go to bed filled.

Let me ask you,if given the chance to pick one bone from a stack of fat and lean bones,would you choose the lean bones because you want the patient ones to get the fat ones? #smh...lai lai. Be real baby! You will jump at the big,fat bone and leave the miserly dry one to the patient one. And that's if given a chance...now imagine when its a struggle. Guys will fight tooth and nail (barking, snarling and snapping at each other) just to get the best.

I believe it's a bad form of consolation when your mates are getting "some"and making tremendous progress,you sit there on your lazy bum bum waiting for the "god of the patient lazy folk" to rain down fat bomes...o boi! You will wait till oceans turn yellow. Hear this...u ain't gettin none! Yea,cos I said so. Now u knw!
LiteratureBed Of Roses by tosynbaba(op):
Life is surely "a bed of roses".
So many times I find myself in the midst of so many advisers trying to tell me that life isn't a bed of roses...

LIFE IS A BED OF ROSES my friend,oh yea,I said so!!!

Life, as you will always advise your friend in a kind of trouble,or that brother of yours always taking stringent issues with so much levity...u say "my friend,u knw life is not always a bed of roses". Well,my friend, I want to tell you that this life is actually a big bed of colourful sweet smelling roses.

If you would care to continue reading,I want to ask u how many times you have gone through some not so good situations and then u tell yourself in consolation that this beautiful life is not a bed of roses. Yes,it is! Well, imagine a flower bed filled with the rose plant...its so alluring in beauty,but a candid advise my friend; "APPROACH WITH EXTREME CARE!" Jumping in with careless abandon on the bed of roses might get you thorned till u bleed...roses are full of thorns baby. So,now u knw life is a bed of roses...so beautiful, delicate and enticing yet u just don't dive without caution. You don't want to get scar faced now,do you?
Approach this life not too seriously, yet not wit levity because the most beautiful things can hurt u deeper than you will ever imagine. Cos I said so...
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Foreign AffairsRe: Were Would Europe Be Without Africa? by tosynbaba(m): 10:38pm On Jul 10, 2014
Please don't blame Slave masters,blame your great grand daddy,after all,he was the one that abducted his neighbour's sons and daughters and sold them to be shipped to European farms as slaves. I would not hear any of it; your childish whinning and immature sentimentality about being deprived of the goodness of life,after all your grand daddy shuould be held responsible for all d missing coweries in d money bag!!! What greed propelled him to also sell all d barrels of oil,the countless sacks of cocoa and ground nut,now all you have to live on is the meagre salary paid for spending half of your life,blood and sweat trying to please your master. Would you blame the business-minded red-neck for draining you of your life? Blame your Grand daddy. Don't you dare blame the government for all your problems! After all,your Daddy too is a part of the rotten system. He secretly took bales of 4gotten public money to sponsor you through school and buy you fancy clothes. Remember when you all gather around the t.v at evenings,how he easily called the president a "thieving bastard". Well,maybe the president was just a bigger and smarter thief than he will ever be. So,stop cursing the government,they are a product of your neighbourhood...a neighbourhood where the fences are high and the security is tight. I'm sure you want to keep up the exotic life style,hence your ambitions and the more henioius thoughts you nurse. And here I sense you fighting within yourself,that your own Daddy and his own Daddy are from a lineage of clerics. Yours is even worse. How you thrived on meat from the house of worship and how you cheered the corrupt on. Singing their praises on d sacred altar. Or mayb your own Daddy was a self made human being,owned a profiting venture and an estate that still thrives. Maybe you should ask him how many lies he told and how he rejoiced when he was awarded that over priced contract. My friend,I will name your daddy an accomplice to this rotteness. Blame yourself for the crimes of your child yet unborn and hey! They wil curse u and perhaps exhume u and burn ur bones for corrupting this society. Only you can make that change,not them...YOU!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Blame Your Own Daddy by tosynbaba(op): 10:23am On Jul 09, 2014
myads890: @op, na your great grandfather I blame
myads890: @op, na your great grandfather I blame
u knw I blame him too...he must av sold ur grand dadi for a meagre 2pence
Nairaland GeneralBlame Your Own Daddy by tosynbaba(op): 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2014
Please don't blame Slave masters,blame your great grand daddy,after all,he was the one that abducted his neighbour's sons and daughters and sold them to be shipped to European farms as slaves. I would not hear any of it; your childish whinning and immature sentimentality about being deprived of the goodness of life,after all your grand daddy shuould be held responsible for all d missing coweries in d money bag!!! What greed propelled him to also sell all d barrels of oil,the countless sacks of cocoa and ground nut,now all you have to live on is the meagre salary paid for spending half of your life,blood and sweat trying to please your master. Would you blame the business-minded red-neck for draining you of your life? Blame your Grand daddy. Don't you dare blame the government for all your problems! After all,your Daddy too is a part of the rotten system. He secretly took bales of 4gotten public money to sponsor you through school and buy you fancy clothes. Remember when you all gather around the t.v at evenings,how he easily called the president a "thieving bastard". Well,maybe the president was just a bigger and smarter thief than he will ever be. So,stop cursing the government,they are a product of your neighbourhood...a neighbourhood where the fences are high and the security is tight. I'm sure you want to keep up the exotic life style,hence your ambitions and the more henioius thoughts you nurse. And here I sense you fighting within yourself,that your own Daddy and his own Daddy are from a lineage of clerics. Yours is even worse. How you thrived on meat from the house of worship and how you cheered the corrupt on. Singing their praises on d sacred altar. Or mayb your own Daddy was a self made human being,owned a profiting venture and an estate that still thrives. Maybe you should ask him how many lies he told and how he rejoiced when he was awarded that over priced contract. My friend,I will name your daddy an accomplice to this rotteness. Blame yourself for the crimes of your child yet unborn and hey! They wil curse u and perhaps exhume u and burn ur bones for corrupting this society. Only you can make that change,not them...YOU!!!
RomanceRe: Men, Do You Value Intelligence Or Beauty? by tosynbaba(m): 10:29am On May 04, 2013
Every man dreams of having a woman with goodly brain, beauty and outstanding culinary skills. a combination of these topped up with humility makes men fall heads over heels.
RomanceRe: Men, Do You Value Intelligence Or Beauty? by tosynbaba(m): 10:28am On May 04, 2013
Every man dreams of having a woman with goodly brain, beauty and outstanding culinary skills. a combination of these makes men fall heads over heels
RomanceRe: The Things That Turn Girls On by tosynbaba(m): 10:17am On May 04, 2013
crappy shit.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Punishing A Civilian In Public (Pictures) by tosynbaba(m): 11:19pm On Apr 23, 2013
Fool. Drive against a military convoy and c hu will squeal lyk a dyin goat.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Punishing A Civilian In Public (Pictures) by tosynbaba(m): 11:11pm On Apr 23, 2013
Y's everi 1 so full of hate for d Nigerian Army? Sojo no de punish unjustly o. D trut is most of dose makin dese comments lack sense of discipline and dat is always show-cased every day on our roads...senseless driving and all.

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