₦airaland Forum

pappilo:
I am in a similar position but my plan is not to take it to the grave. I recently survived stage 3 cancer but it looks like its come back and that is usually terminal.

I dont have a wife as I got divorced about 7 years ago but I have a girlfriend. I wont give her my password. She will get my spousal pension as she stood by me during my initial diagnosis. My password and control of my bank accounts and assets will be given to my son (will be 19 years soon) when it has become clear that my time left is short and I still have the strength.

Although I will have to do some cleaning up of my phone before that happens.

Sorry about your health.. That part where you said "it looks like it's coming back" scared the hell out of me

It's funny how Comedians don't normally have long lasting marriage

It shouldn't be more than 300k but if I were you, I would use the same money to get a fairly used Bajaj instead

Bajaj rugged gan!

CodeTemplar:
all because they are rivalling instead of partnering.

My brother, look at the level of unemployment and poverty ravaging this country and how several graduates are doing menial jobs just to survive, it's funny to see that some people still dey carry Bsc or HND for head

Abi no be this country again wey graduates dey suffer pass illiterates?

While the almighty hunger awaits both Bsc and HND holders after school to humble them

I'm just wondering how someone will spend up to 10 million Naira on a car just to put it on the road and be working your ass off both day and night to recoup your investment while the e-hailing apps are smiling every second and minute

There are better things to invest money on rather than Uber

shy1frank:
Abeg make i understand ur matter well, na u wan return bride price or na the girl family wan return bride price for u to collect? Cox i am not understandung again

Na sign of fake story be that

First bank app with their unless Ui and network

They should take the front seat 🪑

ogawisdom:
Tinubu will be declared winner via rigging

Abi oooo

He will rig his way into power and I can assure you of that

Nigerians have two people to contend with for Tinubu to lose

1. Tinubu himself
2. INEC chairman

Educated people with caveman mentality

The people that stole my motorcycle at midnight last year November are boys

A child can bring you disgrace regardless of gender.. Upbringing is everything!

Cock and bull story everywhere

No screenshot at all to back up your claim

gabmanuel:
She even implicated herself more with most of the things she said. Even though she tried to say the things in a way that will favour her.


So she had a sex-tape of her ex, for how many years now, how do we know it's not even recent.
You husband catfished you and you fail to it, now you're angry because you found out that it was your husband, that means, if it wasn't your husband, the person would have been sleeping with her...

In summary, Chike won't be the only person, and Chike may have found out that she's sharing things, then he went for his own.

If you throughly read through that post as a wise person, you would discover she cooked up a lot of things to vindicate herself of which she ended up shooting herself on the foot

Election is around the corner

Fake humility everywhere!

Pat081:
Telling you what happen to me seller will tell you is Belgium ,chaina is 2nd hand one

I got one from a guy on Nairaland and everyone who have gotten theirs from the guy gave a feedback that it has never cut which made me buy it, and mine hasn't cut too

Pat081:
First one problem is belt because it can cut at anytime always have like 2 or 3 in your car the rest is when the car is getting old problem

Having 2 or 3 belts spare belts for wetin nah?

That's if you're buying fake belts... Just get one original Belgium timing belt and the rest is history

Sensiblerealist:
That 2001 model na die. E dey do me make I noor sell am self but nobody dey drive am as my mum who owns passed on a few months ago.
Can someone suggest how much it can be sold for?
Still in good condition.
But I prefer Muscle sha and the even more muscular 2020

I have never seen anyone sell that car without missing it, especially it wasn't giving you headache

Pootle:
1998 to 2001 model, its stood the test of time. just get good timing belt and good to go

I used to hear people talk about how rugged Pencil camry is, and I used to think it was some kind of exaggerations until I own one

Omo! It's been two years now and the car rugged die.. No major issue apart from slight issues that can be easily fixed in a matter of minutes

The car never disappoints every morning, and as bad as the road in my area is, the car still dey ply am

That's the sad reality of the country

Graduates eyes dey see shege for this country.. Na you go dey prepare yourself wella and find something doing before NYSC end

pocohantas:
All of this happened in 3 years?
That was fast one.

All this drama in just 3 years ooo

Shey no be juju be that?

Sensiblerealist:
As long as she can produce eggs, IVF surrogacy will take care of it. The down part is the awkwardness around her when are friends start noticing she doesn't have her monthly menstrual cycle

Haba! Why will her friends notice she isn't having her monthly cycle?

As long as she doesn't tell them, no one would know

Any post about GEJ contesting for 2027 presidential election should be moved to the jokes section

I have a very close friend who have two siblings. My friend was an SS while his younger brother was also an SS but his elder brother is not

My friend was a very brilliant guy. In fact, he was one of the most brilliant students when we were in JJS 2 back then, but he used to skip school a lot back then during crisis

He might come to school consecutively for 3 weeks and in the coming week, he might not come at all

In 2012, he lost his younger brother who had SS crisis and they were remaining just two

They later relocated out of our area and we lost contact.. I tried reaching out to him but no way.. I also went to his Facebook and I discovered it has been inactive for more than 10 years

I was added to our alumni group and I decided to ask about him, only for me to be told that he passed on around 2016

His elder brother is the only one alive now.. Imagine! 3 children reduced to 1 in a span of 14 years

manuelkel:
This your probability rating be one kind.
Abstinence is the best solution. Let's not rely on probabilities.

Marriage alone comes with a lot of stress talk more of adding SS probability to it

AlbertNewton:
They can certainly win.
I believe we have enough sensible people in Nigeria to make them win. We only need to ensure we come out to vote on election day.

Even with their combo, it would be hard to win

Nigerians are not only contesting against Tinubu but also INEC chairman who has been bribed

Cars aren't all about fuel efficiency.. There are a lot of things to consider when buying a car aside just fuel efficiency

A car can be very fuel efficient yet it will give you a lot of headache during any slight issue

It's ruggedity first and the ability to withstand bad roads

koladata:
There's no 3million car in nigeria, which one is 700k - 500k , Even bike is 1million naira above

I just dey laugh too bro

No car is cheap anymore including a Nigerian used car.. If you ever find anyone willing to sell their car for peanut for whatever reason, you need to thread with caution

Oisagbai78:
Even korope is now #5M. All these prices are just lies from the pit of hell.

I wonder oooo broo.. Na real lies

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Angelfrost:
Game wey Everton don win since... Ref say no way!

Mtchewwww! Corrupt League.

Just like the shameless match-fixing between Villa and Spurs.

A part of me was telling me that that Aston Vs Tottenham match was fixed

Evangelisttj:
Wow!
Obi is loved. I naturally would vote for him.
Though not sure why he said he only needed one term.

I don't think he can stick to that promise

dominique:
Once again the opposition has scattered themselves, they will now start crying about rigging when the results don't go their way. You can't keep doing the same things and expect different results.

They don't even have one voice and are all fighting for their selfish interest

Is this the way they want to defeat a sitting president?

This is an easy victory for Tinubu