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Romance / Re: What Would You Reply? by Touchey: 10:54pm On May 26, 2017
Who's this?
Travel / Re: My Funny Experience At Passport Office In Lagos by Touchey: 9:46pm On May 26, 2017
Theblackstalln:

Did u read the thread? If u did there in lies your answer
If you read it you'd notice she didn't say how much the passport cost.
Stop quoting people unnecessarily
Romance / Re: GIRLS WHO LIKE ANAL,why? by Touchey: 2:35pm On May 26, 2017
dacovajnr:
With this Ass Ayam seeing? undecided undecided


Over to you lefulefu
as in eh
That ass no be small thing
Travel / Re: My Funny Experience At Passport Office In Lagos by Touchey: 12:47pm On May 26, 2017
How much did you pay for the passport Naijasinglegirl ?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Wins 3 Billboard Music Awards And Counting, Checkout Full List by Touchey: 12:02am On May 22, 2017
I'll believe it if he brings the award to Nigeria

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Takes Girls by Touchey: 10:16pm On May 21, 2017
LOL why is he locking the door? grin

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Crime / Re: Uniosun Student Brags About Raping A Girl And Enjoying It by Touchey: 1:48pm On Apr 28, 2017
Mhmm
Business / Re: Dangote Now Wealthier Than Oprah And Trump Combined – Forbes by Touchey: 8:53pm On Mar 18, 2017
maberry:
Where my father dey when this man dey make this kind money?
that's him

Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu Comes To Daniella Okeke Defense, Also Fights For Damilola Adegbite by Touchey: 6:27pm On Mar 11, 2017
StainlessH:
He is a nobody. Instagram actor. When will we see you on TV?
connect your Instagram to your TV
Education / Re: See Female Undergraduate That Cuts Keys To See Herself Through School by Touchey: 4:11pm On Mar 11, 2017
baylord101:
Her name show she wasn't born with silver spoon and she chose not to market her private part.

All d best young lady
how are you sure she's not marketing the private part
?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Celebrates Osinbajo At 60 by Touchey: 8:52pm On Mar 08, 2017
hope it's not the same "HEARTY" that's keeping him in UK

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Romance / Re: Wish A Nairalander Happy Val's Day by Touchey: 10:37am On Feb 14, 2017
my dearest Stupedinluv hope your day goes well, wishing you the warmest greetings on this special day. Happy valentine's day
Celebrities / Re: Kaffy Shares Photos From U.S, As She Gets A Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame by Touchey: 8:45pm On Feb 11, 2017
Stupedinluv:
You didn't have to say
Baby girl
Education / Re: OAU: 10 Reasons It Is The Best Nigerian University by Touchey: 8:36am On Feb 04, 2017
Handsomecole:
The fact is at the mention of OAU Great Ife to anyone there is automatic fear of intimidation and low self -esteem that takes over the person, I just don't know.

Only on OAU campus u enter bus from hostel to hostel at N10. Only in Great Ife with N150 you will consume a plate of Eba and Fish.

The concious nature of students watching over each other is so amazing, the only canpus in Nigeria where you can walk at anytime and anywhere with all your items without any fear.

The only campus where companies roll over each other to select their Ist class materials before they even graduate .

I know OAU can delay shaa, but tell you what the delay is what even makes it great because it's worth it.

The modest yet swagged up dress sense of its students gives this foreign University feeling.

Only campus where foreigners besiege as students and lecturers .


ProudlyGreat Ife.
lol school for the underprivileged
lol
Romance / Re: What Gift Do You Want On Valentine's Day? by Touchey: 4:33pm On Feb 02, 2017
thehedge:
I want 2.4m as val gift. grin
cash or cheque?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump's Ban Affected One Of His Supporters (Photos) by Touchey: 5:31pm On Jan 30, 2017
Originality007:
Me too i wish i never voted for buhari, my regular cooking gas that i use to buy 1800 Naira in last yr Dec is now 2600 naira, now i cant cook beans any longer cry cry cry cry

have you tried cooking rice?
Romance / Re: Made A Simple Request To My Fiancé And He Made Me Feel Bad by Touchey: 3:42pm On Jan 27, 2017
I will shave you wink
Romance / Re: "You Have An Asian Ass" What The fvck Does It Mean? by Touchey: 2:47pm On Jan 26, 2017
yep, tiny ass
Celebrities / Re: Drake And Wizkid Have Never Met In Person, Despite Three Collaborations by Touchey: 9:33am On Jan 26, 2017
I said it
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Having Fun (photos) by Touchey: 10:43pm On Jan 25, 2017
L0velyn:
peace! u dont need to rant on her behave, u nd i knows she's not up to my standard cheesy

keep quiet

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Romance / Re: How To Give Her The Most Mind-blowing Org*sm Of Her Life Tonigh by Touchey: 10:35pm On Jan 25, 2017
LA click la evaporate

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Having Fun (photos) by Touchey: 10:25pm On Jan 25, 2017
Bro, this geh is ugly but I guess broke ugly boys date ugly girls...Have fun and no one wants to see your fvcking toes...Look at how your are drinking Moet as if you saved for 8 months to afford it...you probably Did anyways.
shots fired
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gambia's Yahya Jammeh Agrees To Step Down As President by Touchey: 9:54pm On Jan 20, 2017
lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: Adama Barrow Sworn In As The Gambian President by Touchey: 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2017
oooh

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Romance / Re: Doctors In The House Please Help by Touchey: 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2016
Your brother or boyfriend?

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Romance / Re: Its Not Her First Time But she Bleeds by Touchey: 5:22pm On Dec 19, 2016
Estharfabian:

There are tons of reasons she's bleeding.

You mentioned she was raped.. The Hymen Probably survived through all those pounding. and maybe repaired itself over the years. since she hasn't actually been grinding enough.


So, Yeah... the Vaginal Walls Are Still Tight Asf...
secondly, She's probably tense. Vaginal muscles Are Contracting. Means you ain't hitting it right. too much friction, less Natural Lube(Bless Nature) .. Sure, It's Gonna hurt like Hell! You ain't doing your job right.

Learn how to give good head... slowly, take your time.. get her in the mood.. get her to wanna have sex witcha, Get her to Yearn for You... Get her all moist And Shaky.... You should get past with ease... and that should curb the bleeding..


smiley My two cents... tongue
Chai

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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Men Don’t Take You Serious by Touchey: 7:55am On Dec 16, 2016
LA click la explode
Romance / Re: Ever Got Turned Down By Your Date For Crazy Reason? by Touchey: 10:48pm On Dec 13, 2016
KissChrix:
She said She doesn't like light-skinned guys
A girl once told me that, only for me to see her smooching an albino years later

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Romance / Re: Which Romancelander Do U Wish To Have A One Night Stand With? by Touchey: 9:27am On Dec 03, 2016
OneManLegion:

Big breast kwa?
That girl wey flat like lil Wayne skateboard? Abegii!
say God
Romance / Re: Which Romancelander Do U Wish To Have A One Night Stand With? by Touchey: 9:36pm On Dec 02, 2016
Stupedinluv with her big breast

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