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Romance / Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Touchey: 7:22am On Mar 08, 2016
oya kill yourself

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Crime / Re: Man In Anambra Kills And Buries His Father In Shallow Grave (photos) by Touchey: 7:49pm On Mar 07, 2016
Damn!!
Moral of the story:- He should have dug a deeper grave

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Romance / Re: Any Hope For Short Men In Nigeria by Touchey: 5:37am On Mar 05, 2016
How short are you?
Romance / Re: I Found My Fiances Sex Video Online by Touchey: 2:00pm On Mar 02, 2016
Post the link or idonbelieveit
Politics / Re: Buhari GOT A Presidential Welcome Parade Yesterday (Photos) by Touchey: 2:09pm On Mar 01, 2016
Amberon:
They should be tired of welcoming him by now.
Lol
Not if they're getting paid to do so.
Pets / Re: Nigerian Dwarf-Goat Kid Celebrated In England (photos) by Touchey: 10:32pm On Feb 28, 2016
Kenzico:
See as Oyibo people carry Goat like say Na Human Being"

That's a WEST AFRICAN DWARF GOAT grin grin
Thank God for my Agric Teacher back then

Well, they are being guarded by animal rights
And their animals enjoys protection Right unlike
Nigeria

Romance / Re: How Much Does Bae Give You? by Touchey: 8:03am On Feb 27, 2016
Mindependent:
I find it funny you people think Im lying. I mean seriously how much really is common 100k? tongue Y'all must be broke ass niggas ooo grin

100k in Zimbabwe Dollars right?
Health / Re: FG Unveils Free Health Services To 100 Million Nigerians by Touchey: 11:59pm On Feb 26, 2016
Another item added to the wish list
Celebrities / Re: GLO Drops Psquare As Brand Ambassadors by Touchey: 2:33pm On Feb 24, 2016
naijaboiy:
So peter misbehaved and paul also had to go in for it too? undecided

Because Peter and Paul dem be one no be two

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Phones / Re: Why I Hate GLO Data Service With A Passion: What Of You? by Touchey: 10:12am On Feb 23, 2016
I don't know what you are talking about.
Glo is the best I've used so far.

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Nairaland / General / Re: This Nonsense Has To Stop by Touchey: 7:09am On Feb 20, 2016
airmirthd1:





Have you heard that song.... Customer dada nigrin
You be confam customer

Lol
Nairaland / General / This Nonsense Has To Stop by Touchey: 11:41pm On Feb 19, 2016
Who works with Airtel here?
Please this nonsense has to stop, why should Airtel be texting and calling me by 11pm?
Is their office on fire? angry
Business / Re: Naira Tumbles To 391/dollar by Touchey: 8:03am On Feb 19, 2016
[s]
oyinkinola:
[s][/s]

2017 budget will beat record... ₦1 quadrillion!, all the social sectors will be substantially finance to trillions ₦, poverty will be completely eradicated and by the end of year 2018 Nigeria will be declared a developed state and classify one of the first three country in the index of human .
I know you will argue on how this can happen with the economics situation of today, low foreign reserve, low oil price, with depreciation of ₦.
yes oil price is down, foreign reserve is dry but we still have foreign looted fund reserve at hand! when recovered and well managed, it won't be problem to have money for this budget!
we can only pray that a $ hit ₦1000 and all $1 trillion looted recovered!
I know for sure that with the determination of this government and the support of foreign nation to help recovered all $ trillion looted it will happen.....$1 trillion recovered and change to ₦ will give us ₦1 quadrillion needed to financ that budget!
year 2017 bye bye to poverty!
[/s]

You need help
Celebrities / Re: E-Money Gives A 'Shoe-Rack' Hawker A Car & N300k (Photos) by Touchey: 10:25pm On Feb 18, 2016
Mhmm I'm confused ooo
Nairalanders which one should I hawk? Bread or Shoe-rack?
Politics / Re: Can #BuyNaijaToGrowNaira Save Nigerian Economy? - CNN (pics) by Touchey: 6:35pm On Feb 18, 2016
With the current situation of the economy? No
We don't even have manufacturers that are trustworthy.
Maybe in the next ten years
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: YOUWIN Awardees Cry To Buhari: Urge Government To Save Job Loss by Touchey: 6:19pm On Feb 17, 2016
Apparently the president isn't concerned about anything, from the fall of naira to unemployment, he's busy on a wild goose chase.
Corruption my ass! angry

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Romance / Re: My Insecurity Is Killing Me! by Touchey: 6:16pm On Feb 17, 2016
32s are my favourite don't beat yourself up.
I like them handy tbh
Music/Radio / Re: Watch Official VIDEO| D’banj – Emergency by Touchey: 10:41pm On Feb 16, 2016
NigerianSHA:
If you don't have Data just be aware it's thrash.

The video starts with a blatant product placement of Sloth.ng as ADVERTISEMENT. I mean its okay to advertise your brands but at least be subtle not IN YOUR FACE STYLE OF ADVERTISEMENT.

The music itself is dreadful, whomever did the trebles on the song deserves to be flogged. I couldn't understand some of his Yoruba but lyrically it's a 0000000000 undecided


Review 2/10(Kill The Director)

Musicians grow
Even tuface, Chris Brown, Beyonce, Jay Z don't make the style/sound of music they used to make back in the day
Apparently, you haven't grown

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Celebrities / Re: The Street Bread-Seller That Turns Into Object Of Shame by Touchey: 9:57pm On Feb 16, 2016
I'll be believe anything but the Qur'an

I rather die believing a lie than what the Qur'an claims as truth

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Romance / Re: The iPhone My Girlfriend Gave Me As Valentine's Gift by Touchey: 2:36pm On Feb 15, 2016
I had to check the date of this thread
An iPhone 4s in 2016?
Now I've seen it all
Crime / Re: Man Found Dead In Transformer In Ekiti State (Graphic Pics) by Touchey: 4:03pm On Feb 14, 2016
Eyor1:
GOD xave me

You vandalize cables too?

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Plans For Valentines Day? by Touchey: 7:22am On Feb 14, 2016
Here

Politics / Re: Presidency Blames “budget Mafia” For Controversial Allocations In 2016 Budget. by Touchey: 9:18am On Feb 07, 2016
Very soon they will blame Seun and Lalasticlala

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Need Money To Subscribe by Touchey: 11:05am On Feb 04, 2016
How much?
Romance / Re: Help Me With The English Name Or She Will Break Up With Me? by Touchey: 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2016
According to Goggles

Health / Re: Zika Virus Infection Reported In USA by Touchey: 9:42am On Feb 03, 2016
Osinachi1:
I *Sigh*
The West is 'playing' with Africa.
They are just looking for a way to send this Virus to Africa, their plan no go work. God dey!

At first, they said it was transmitted through Mosquito bites, We have had all kinds of mosquitoes in Africa for ages, we don't have Zika virus (except Cape Verde) undecided.

Now they are saying it can be transmitted through Sex, just to have a reason to give when it is "exported" to Africa.

Bleep America!!

iDiot

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Health / Re: Zika Virus Infection Reported In USA by Touchey: 9:41am On Feb 03, 2016
kenbee:
ZIKA....................... America again!
AIDS = American Idea to Discourage Sex. (how true is this).

iDiot

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Romance / Re: Question For The Guys...ladies You Are Welcome Too... by Touchey: 11:34am On Jan 31, 2016
firstking01:
COLEAQUE MR

Colleague?
Travel / Re: Nigeria My Nigeria. Fuel Tanker Without Rear Tyres(pics) by Touchey: 11:30am On Jan 31, 2016
angry
Religion / Re: If You Had A Chance To Ask God A Question What Would It Be? by Touchey: 11:28am On Jan 31, 2016
Who made him God

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Romance / Re: Can You Get Married With A Salary Of 18k? by Touchey: 8:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
Of course you can get married, but I think it unwise
Fashion / Re: See Fake Vagina Women Now Wear (PHOTOS) by Touchey: 2:00pm On Jan 28, 2016
Fake hair
Fake eyelashes
Fake eyebrows
Fake nails
Fake skin tone
Fake boobs
Fake waist
Fake ass
Fake vagina
Abeg una smile na fake too? undecided

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