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Omoteamac don't run away, UR SCHOOL AND UR DEPT?

Anyone who wrote d exam 2day should share his/her experience.

Funpeter: I rep Uni Ayobo............ Farming

And ur frnd rep UNIPETROL............FUEL DISPENSATION. LOL.:p

DexxyAlebs: yh dats tru, but maths simple pass english sef

Okay o, if u say so.

Oya let's play dis game.......drop d name of ur school and ur dept. I rep OAU, Accounting.

odebbs: am gud.... u guys re really doin great keeping this house alive

Abi nw bro, wetin we go do? Call-up number loading..................80%.

odebbs: shrimanti baba .....
toyed...... hw una dey na

tutu baby.... i see u ooo, welcome ma

Baba I hail o........m gud, u?

nancy24: lol....for d past one wk is OAU gist Ȋ̝̊̅ ave been seein,wonderin whether dis thread is for dem,becos it makes me nt to contribut anytin,Ȋ̝̊̅ jus taya....

The thread isn't for OAU graduates alone, we av mates from schools like OOU, AAUA, DELSU, IMSU, BELLS, FEDPOLYADO, ESUT, UNIABUJA, RSUST, MAPOLY, NSUK, EKSU, LAUTECH, UNILORIN, UDUS, UNIZIK etc. just dat OAU peeps av decided to keep d house lively before we all see our states............don't worry, very soon it's gonna be ''team state'' and not ''team school''. ONE LOVE.

Mayouree: i rep. Bells university of tech. Studied Economics, also waiting for the call up letter nxt week.

Call up number u mean (I Guess)............... How baba OBJ nw? Lolz.

DexxyAlebs: check ur jamb syllabus mathematics is majorly fmaths dia abi una no do maths for jamb i rep maths sci dept

u too go check jamb brochure, Arts courses do not require maths.

edris09: ofcus just pray mak u c bus quick......or my be u hud go on friday u do sleep for skul u wil c pple dere also ...........God help oooo oo

tanks.

My exam is on saturday and 9:00 is written on my exam pass..........my question is; I'm coming from Ife, though planning to leave as early as 5:00am, can I make it? And when are dey starting d exams, is it exactly 9:00?

Haaaaaaa.....I nearly forgot to mark attendance today, GOODMORNING HOUSE.

Mayouree: Hello guyz, am new here,but as being ff the trend tho. Best of luck to everybody in the house on the coming call up letters. Cheers.

Welcome bro......first of all, introduction.

Essential_sci: Hi guys... I'm new 2 dis page. I rep
OAU industri
al chm,2012 class. Hope we can all av fun together.

Anoda 'Great Ife' in da building........u're welcome sir.

hopeyemmy: I wish. Block 5, room 2, upper bunk, Town-Igboro, Modakeke/Ife.

I be confam town boy.

hahahahaa, na u be scape Goat ooooo

Shane95: ma post utme is 206 wat if i score 40 in putme instead of 80 it will nw b 65

ur POST UTME is 206 or UTME..........and besides, don't u knw d same tin applies to everybody? Just pray any method used favours u. Btw, wat dept?

Ratty101: oga ade, park well. Shey ƴĥƱ ΩØ knw say ηаћ discouragement he đėצ give aspirant wit pume score below 40% ₳Ɲȡ he's still disputing wit ppl dat prove him wrong by giving him xmple of ppl đėצ knw dat gained admission wit scores below 40%.

Guy I undastand ur point, but try to be polite wt ur writings........u just commited d same here too ''Oga Ade, park well''.

Damex333: Hey guys, what d hell was that for? Why abusing him? Wen he was helping us calculate our composite, none of you talk then, wen he was helping us with information none of you were here, so if you don agree with what he said, say it politely and not abuse him, he is not getting a dime from any of you pocket for the informations he gives. So stop abusing and grow up.

Correct jare, are dey d only funaabites in d room?.......dis is a public forum, and wt dat, we need to politely object wateva anyone says.

dimplecakes: No wahala, Dimplecakes is waiting for u oooo..... Ur order is still intact.

Gud, since cake issue don do, make I quickly go find wifey, I dey come...............who go marry me oooooooooooooooooooo

dimplecakes: No wife yet No worry, do the cake by faith, u go see wife that day.

12 storey cake na 5million ooooo

5million?.......okay wait till I come back from service, by den, I for don save plenty allawee.

Dimplescake, me I wan do wedding o(though no wife yet), how much will a 12-storey cake cost me?

Anyone to update us on d situation of tins in Ago-Iwoye nw.

hopeyemmy: No be small thing, bro... na like 2k drop for my hand that day. I was compelled to fix it, which I did with the help of a technician.

Baba, which hall u stayd sef?

Shane95: i pray it is only post utme score

why did u pray so?........PUTME don sure for u?

ravensckar: God bless u 4 dt. wetin I wan tk 19,800 do? moreso,if I wanted 2catch fun I can alwz do it @ seaside. Bro, u dey talk sense no be smal. did u attend UNIJANKARA(Univ of street wisdom) as referred to by Dele Sobowale d highly revered Vanguard columnist.

Bro u get mouth jawe, I knw many people who, as a student, earn more dan #40k monthly. Make God see us tru sha............oya let's go there as NOV 5 draws closer. GUD MORNING HOUSE.

Hello roommates, I want us to understand dat d reason why we are anxious abt d NYSC stuff isn't because of d 'allawee' or d 'fun' therein(though, it's part of it), but rather because we need to observe d compulsory(except dos claiming exemptn) 1yr national assignment b4 we can proceed in our chosen career...........what a dry room tonite!!!

stanuplane: bro am still there,
ask ur questions. and why that BE CAREFUL?
are u afraid I will attract con men or fraudstars
re u a staff??

Mate, b4 I can say anytin, u av to answer dese questions urself: (1) Are u a permanent staff?....I guess u are a contract staff.(2) Are u satisfied seeing ur mates wt Degree(BSC,) earning high while u earn peanuts despite d fact dat u do d 'work'? (3) Are u okay wt 56k for d next 10yrs or more wt no promotion? (4) Do u knw dat ur BSC is useless witout NYSC? If ur answer to any of dese is NO, den u av to tink of it again................If I could quit a banking job I got after my ND for a Degree program, den u should be able to decode wat m trying to say. D only advice I can render is for u to try and gain connection b4 u leave(if possible), so dat wen u finish ur 1yr service, d connections could be of help to u. (dis is my own view on it anyway), ONE LOVE.

ravensckar: B.P ; very high. Body Temp; 46°F. Heart beat per seconds; 89. Average blinking rate; 8/s..... All na on top ds 23rd countdown. Anyways, all is well even in a well o. J-slim, Toyde, Alenkakent, Lewizylee, Beauty4Christ, Winnie, Funpeter, Dimplescake, Imanuelle, nd all our NYSC correspondents una gudu morin o!

Broda I hail ooo. Make una take am easy o.

stanuplane: I was working @ diamond bank where I was paid 56k plus serious tips per month and yet it was barely enough for me. so what da f*ck am I gonna do when I start service by nov with an allawee of 19,800 naira. am so dead. I'll need serious lessons on how to manage cash.

Room mate, are u still working in d bank or u av quitted d job?....'cos frm ur statement; ''I was working at.......I was paid'', it shows u are no more working dere, so wit dat, u've got no oda choice dan to go for ur NYSC and be mindful of ur spending. BUT if u are still dere, den I need to ask u some questions.....BE CAREFUL.

yame014: Boss me sef dey here o...hw ur side? any news from ur side?

I gud bro, d news wey I get be say make we all mellow till seven days time.

Morning house...........me I don mark attendance o, who else?