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Christianity EtcRe: How Do You Cope During A Boring Church Service? by toygod2: 12:45am On Oct 19, 2012
hmmm,most time my mind wanders away or somtimes sleep
FamilyRe: Male Child Versus Female Child,which Is Difficult To Raise? by toygod2: 12:36am On Oct 19, 2012
male
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 11:26pm On Oct 18, 2012
Dragon
FamilyRe: What Age Is Overdue For A Man To Marry? by toygod2: 11:22pm On Oct 18, 2012
starting from 27,28.......
Jokes EtcRe: I Don't Understand This! by toygod2:
shetUP joor .see as yu dey talk to me? cool...........k,seems u wanna knw me well.




I belong to NO class, i own my school. chikenah shocked
Music/RadioRe: Hilarious Reactions To Tonto Dikeh's Songs by toygod2: 2:18am On Oct 18, 2012
See as d girl just dey sell,dey go without a kobo.....cheap promo

I trust the sabi PH gurl now, she must finally find her way thru
Music/RadioRe: Is Tonto Dikeh's Song That Bad? by toygod2: 2:03am On Oct 18, 2012
Attention, one thing u guys dont understand is dat, either directly or indirectly,u are helping her to market the song.

People with different mockery picture,saying tonto dis,tonto dat even gives it more promo,making somebody like me wanna download the track and listen to the wackness.

Weda good or bad,i knw it has little or no effect on her financial status....and funniest thing is dat, TONTO is definitely somwia else enjoyin her life,not knowing abt the guys on nairaland wabblin dia mouth on her song.

Abeg,lets save our self the unnecessary stress. Gud a.m
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - Hi & Itz Ova by toygod2: 1:08am On Oct 18, 2012
Nawa o....nairalanders , y una harsh the girl like dat na
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 11:07pm On Oct 16, 2012
Tashmanian devil
dinosaur
alligator
kaganroo...................una share it
Jokes EtcRe: I Don't Understand This! by toygod2: 10:45pm On Oct 16, 2012
Mogul ma friend, i tot u went home to trim dat ur pencil mouth.....

chei, maybe i will still have to erm ermm....ok

ASABA-MAN,take 5 jor, beta pesin
Jokes EtcRe: Aboki Vs Ofenmanu by toygod2:
oh nwanne, first of all, its not comminuty but COMMUNITY. how many times will i correct u for heaven sakegrin biko hian......but i can see a lil improvement in ur English.

Oya, go bring ur Chemistry note , and show me what u were taught in skul. Abi,u skip skul today again? *looking for koboko*
Jokes EtcRe: LEAK ; Meaning Of MOGUL-O by toygod2(op): 11:58pm On Oct 15, 2012
9. AnnbabyHot(f): Quote Post

tHIS is wickedness.........
........and i knw u like it grin
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Are Not Impressed By U Tooth Paste, Clothes Makes A Man Come See Argument by toygod2: 11:49pm On Oct 15, 2012
mstchew...ur mumu tight,so tey , e earn u championship league
Jokes EtcRe: Aboki Vs Ofenmanu by toygod2: 11:47pm On Oct 15, 2012
Nairaland is not for below 18................Go and read ur brighter grammar very well,before i remove my belt now
Jokes EtcRe: LEAK ; Meaning Of MOGUL-O by toygod2(op): 9:52pm On Oct 14, 2012
Ok, for those of yu askin for a joke, check this out...............still on mogul

MOGUL RETURNS FROM SCHOOL
Mogul ; Dad
Dad ; yes son,
Mogul ; erm,ermm
Dad ; so u cant grit again
Mogul ; huh?
Dad ; ok,wot is it again?
Mogul ; we were taught Balanced diet in skul today
Dad; so
Mogul ; Do u knw abt wot balanced diet is?
Dad ; hmmmmm, somehw
Mogul ; they said its good for the body
Dad ; mayb
Mogul ; But do we eat balanced diet?
Dad ; no
Mogul ; WHY
Dad ; because any attempt to eat balanced diet in this house, will leave my account unbalanced........






LOBATAN
Jokes EtcRe: LEAK ; Meaning Of MOGUL-O by toygod2(op): 9:42pm On Oct 14, 2012
realsammie(m): Quote Post

If person talk now, dis mod wey dey feel like boss go ban person.
but seriously i cant find the joke.
..............never let me set my eye on u again
MC Dumexx(m):
..............u nid to be shot
bunmioguns(m): Quote Post

@OP..be ready to face d consequence of ur action alone
..............u be da barger wey wan try me
Vivly(f): Quote Post

OhOhOhOhOh
i need an iphone
am callin an iiiiiiphone
send me an iiiiphone nw
OhOhOhOhOh
iphone x5
repeat chorus till dawn
..............u beta start askin for forgiveness,cos my almighty God , nor be ur papa mate
booqee(f): Quote Post

Ok noted. Mogulo is a known mugu but pls where is d joke??
..............yea,u got d point,bt reasearch aint meant to be funny
Jokes EtcLEAK ; Meaning Of MOGUL-O by toygod2(op): 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2012
Hey pips,i know y'all must have bin wondering why one-alien called MOGUL-O sometimes behaves awkwardly,like person wey harmattan dey catch hm brain.
For this reason,i took it upon myself to carry out a research on the likely reason.
What i got is not too surprising anyways,just to show u his pedigreeeeee.

M 4 MONKEY

O 4 ORANGUTANG

G 4 GORILLA

U 4 UGLY

L 4 LIFE-CYCLE

-

O 4 huhhuh? (still loading the final bombshell)
So little wonder,anytime yu see him exhibiting some traits from the above life forms. Its just a norm!

And about the O, erm ermm, i know yu don't wanna know. But,kip guessing, it could means Obdurate,Oaf,Obnoxious.........e.t.c


PEACE-OUT
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge - Season 1 - Female Version (List Of Participants) by toygod2: 10:57pm On Oct 10, 2012
wpt?
CelebritiesRe: Celebs (musicians) And Their Abraccadabbra by toygod2(op): 10:33pm On Oct 10, 2012
no comment yet? Abi una dey form say,una nor dey listen to our vry own naija act tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Its A Joke Oooo. Don't Take It Personal by toygod2: 9:28pm On Oct 10, 2012
jackpot(f) boobsqee dear, your profile pix is boobygenic, I swaaaaar! wink
Mehnnnnn,no lie o. For the first time i went thru her profile,guess wot

1.)na one bad soliciting posture
2.)a sexy curvy enticing smile
n
3.)those air-bags on her C.H.E.S.S

chai,FALL NONI CROONER,i refuse to be polluted by lookery.lol
RomanceRe: What Questions Do You Ask To Get To Know Someone Really Well? by toygod2: 1:33am On Oct 10, 2012
tell me abt yemi
Jokes EtcRe: Boy Is The Biggest Fool by toygod2: 9:43pm On Oct 09, 2012
Mugu O, is a cret-in,suffering from melted brain syndrome.
He can only function well,after taking early mornin pooo


@U,when u know that u knew the answer,then why asking? huh


Mogul,owns all the fault anyways
Jokes EtcRe: ! by toygod2: 9:31pm On Oct 09, 2012
@OP,can u see the number of replies ive helped u 2 generate,from my single comment on ur post.i

Maybe,i dd dat in a wrong way or probabli in a wrong place.

Nawa o,na una dey find my trouble now o.

YU own me an apology for that. Tell me tank u
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Emoticon To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 10:53pm On Oct 08, 2012
MOGUL.O(m): Quote Post

tongue embarassed
HW DOES IT FEEL,TO BE AMONG THE TOP10 ,FIRST GRADE FOOLS? shocked shocked shocked


Na me go kill u for here....buhahaha
Jokes EtcRe: One Word U Can Use 2 Express All Fellins (fuk) by toygod2: 10:47pm On Oct 08, 2012
im fukingly lollin @ the fuking joke
Jokes EtcRe: Every One Had A Class Bully by toygod2: 10:41pm On Oct 08, 2012
mstchew, na even you shocked
RomanceRe: At What Age Should a Girl Have a Boyfriend? by toygod2: 11:46pm On Oct 07, 2012
18
Jokes EtcRe: Aboki by toygod2: 10:18pm On Oct 07, 2012
Naija Aboki(m): Quote Post

grin grin grin grin
YU SHLD B ON UR WAY 2 HEAVEN, EMEKA DON SHOOT YU NOW
Jokes EtcRe: Every One Had A Class Bully by toygod2: 10:11pm On Oct 07, 2012
i raff sha
Jokes EtcRe: From Hon. Patrick Again by toygod2(op): 9:57pm On Oct 07, 2012
bunmioguns(m): Quote Post

I knw u are lost...dts y i wanna put u thru...
.....I send u work?
bin gbagbo(m): Quote Post

stup!d phool!! angry
hahaha, e pain am
Jokes EtcRe: Death Penalty. >:( by toygod2: 9:53pm On Oct 07, 2012
kingsyiyke: Quote Post

hey u MUGU-L what is dat supposed to be if not joke...ur brokos der! *yawn*
Helep me laff abeg, suffer head no good o,MUMU-P.......

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