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Jokes EtcFrom Hon. Patrick Again by toygod2(op):
Jokes don finish abeg.

Haba, actor sef dey run
Jokes EtcRe: Its A Joke Oooo. Don't Take It Personal by toygod2: 11:49pm On Oct 06, 2012
lol....bad guys allover the places.
Jokes EtcRe: In Parliament by toygod2: 11:47pm On Oct 06, 2012
then wot happens.............deluded fellow
Jokes EtcRe: Death Penalty. >:( by toygod2: 11:44pm On Oct 06, 2012
Guy,no dull o.its a way of showing her perceived emotions abt u . Ofcourse ,she loves u,bt afraid to yarn
Jokes EtcRe: BYE-BYE TO POVERTY LOTTERIES(BBTPL) DRAW DATE SATURDAY 6TH OCTOBER 2012 by toygod2: 11:42pm On Oct 06, 2012
bin gbagbo(m): Quote Post

grin grin grin grin
Yeah, i know my critics will say i wan defraud my peeps on here, but not the case at all. . .

simply stake 4 numbers from 1-40. And if after the draw, all 4 numbers drop, you win 2million naira grin grin

yeah, no 419 oooo, simply stake from 1-40 , eg 2-21-40-19 and be a rich man today, and remember all numbers must drop.

closing time for staking is 5pm

by 6pm u would know the winning numbers,.Thank you grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grincan
somebody help, im nt always feeling this guy. mstcheeeeew
Jokes EtcRe: Copy & Paste by toygod2: 11:37pm On Oct 06, 2012
lol,dis aint bad as a joke. u do well grin
Jokes EtcRe: Follow This Thread by toygod2: 11:33pm On Oct 06, 2012
Like seriously, were u trying to sound funny huh
Jokes EtcRe: These Is Not A Joke And Please Don't Read!!!!! by toygod2: 11:31pm On Oct 06, 2012
THREAD BURNT , CAST INSIDE HELL FIRE FOR MORE PROCESSING
Jokes EtcRe: Guys Please Say Amen To This by toygod2: 11:28pm On Oct 06, 2012
hw much u go give me,if i shld?
Jokes EtcRe: ! by toygod2: 11:26pm On Oct 06, 2012
47views
Jokes EtcRe: Two Nigerians And A Chinese Man by toygod2: 11:20pm On Oct 06, 2012
Umunnamu, ndigbo kwenu eh.
igbo kwesu enu o
Jokes EtcRe: Why Do You Post Dry Jokes ??? by toygod2: 11:17pm On Oct 06, 2012
So this boy is still sick
Jokes EtcRe: Dat House by toygod2: 9:53pm On Oct 06, 2012
I blame yu tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Sinful To Wear Trousers As A Christian Lady? by toygod2: 9:47pm On Oct 06, 2012
the issue is a controversial one. We shall get to know,when we get to heaven
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News From IRAN by toygod2: 5:01am On Oct 06, 2012
i sneaked out

*flees outta thread wit a speed of light*
Jokes EtcRe: Dat House by toygod2: 4:59am On Oct 06, 2012
U can shoot urself for all i care shocked
EducationRe: What Are Your Experiences Of Hostel Accommodation/life? by toygod2: 2:34am On Oct 06, 2012
Its really wonderful hearing some dudes here passed thru the great citadel of learning Oba Awon University.
My addmission to OAU marks my first time of stepping outta my parents shield and particularli,staying in an hostel.
At first ,leaving my parent was like one hell of poo. I was given blk2rm40 AWO HALL has my hostel accomodation. Initially,it was somehw bt as time passd one,the ones new environment became an exciting,fun place........courtesy of those mental displays,shoutings,behaviour,buttery shoppings and the likes.
Nt to talk plenti,Much has been said abt the castle of greatmen "AWO". no need of repetition. I once stayed in E.T.F too,bt none was like AWO HALL.
In my final year,i was allocated a space in FAJ.HALL.....enjoyed it too tho. I preferd stayin on-campus than off.

While during NYSC,i served in a sec school,where i was also given an accomodation inside the college though some didnt stay(some females). It was anoda hostel kinda-life,but living with fellow corper,graduates and more matured minds. Plus more conviniency,as it was one person per room but in same lodge. Though, there was no light,portable water supply,and some other basic amenities,but it was extremely fascinating seeing beholding the beauty of nature like stream water,green vegetations,bush animals.......wish i cld still go back.

My S/O goes to fellow inhabitants of AGAPE % GOTHAM CITY CORPER'S LODGE..............BONYFACE,EMMANUEL,ONYEABUCHI(is a rich),ABDULAHI(ukamburu predent),JASPER(nwanne),EMEKA(kingmaker),CHRIS(bush),MOSES(bissle),TOSINf,IMAf.............twas nice ever meeting y'all
EducationRe: Public Schools Back In Those Days (Your Experiences) by toygod2: 1:51am On Oct 06, 2012
Yesssssss, i can remember going to public . Frm JSS1 - 3,twas rily a new experience in a new world.
u can enter into school late,and evn leave earlier as there was no fence.
So much freedom in the public school. I almost became very local and barbaric in terms of accent,dressin(bathroom slippers,flapd t-shirt),evn behaviour and performance.................oh lawdy laud
EducationRe: World Teachers' Day: Share Your Experiences About Your Teachers by toygod2: 1:41am On Oct 06, 2012
First thing first, HAPPY BALATED TEACHER'S DAY to my father,who is by profession a teacher. I beseach the giver of life, to multiply his years on earth with sound health,answered prayers,long life to reap the fruit of his labour on his children.Once Jah grants my heart desires quick,u ll enjoy heaven on earth.

Now to my primary school days, evn though i neva so much appreciated goin to skul. I dnt rily have anyone of you that is special bt atleast i cherish my pry4 class teacher(female) God will bless y'all wiareva you are and mst esp. my primary school days marked the first time i experieced "missin some1". I so miss my classmates mehn.

My secondary school best teacher will be, My amiable chemistry teacher "MR OYETUNDE" . Oh,this man taught us chemistry from SS1-SS3 without using book,dictates correctly offhand. You broke down chemistry to its simplest,understandable level. U made me love chemistry till dates. Happy when i had u got a better job. And i wish ur close friend,who was my geography teacher, a gud job too.

I was once a teacher too in my NYSC days. Gosh, i miss my studnts in ICCSS/AKS . I hope they feel the same way for me too.

INFACT TO ALL MY TEACHERS WHO WERE A PART OF MY LIFE,BOTH GOOD AND BAD COMPLIMENTS FROM THEM MAKES A BETTER ME. llnp
Jokes EtcRe: I Lyk Ds. Quick Response. by toygod2: 11:42pm On Oct 05, 2012
See them, silly attention seeking gorrilas..

Monkey banana tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News From IRAN by toygod2: 11:38pm On Oct 05, 2012
PretiEbony(f): Quote Post

Hey toygod2, whr have u been?
Greetings PreetiestEbony, na my chika lock-me-up for ROMANCE SECTION,she say make i go dey learn SWEET-TALKING so dat she nor go leave me.


Tanx for checking on me
Jokes EtcRe: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by toygod2: 11:29pm On Oct 05, 2012
larride(m): Quote Post

@toygod, how far now, longest time, na where u disappear go now?
MybrodaMan,na greener pasture wey i find go o.as money no dey,i com follow PATIENCE J. go the hospital,wey she dey receive treatment to go dey bath for her. lol

Tanx for checking on me pips
RomanceRe: Ever Had A Crush On Someone In Your Workplace? by toygod2: 10:00pm On Oct 05, 2012
nt yet working
RomanceRe: Response To: "I Love You"? by toygod2: 9:59pm On Oct 05, 2012
for ur mind?
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? (please Choose) by toygod2: 9:57pm On Oct 05, 2012
aint by false
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle Listic Riddle by toygod2: 5:05am On Oct 05, 2012
u can neva crack a good joke huh
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News From IRAN by toygod2: 4:57am On Oct 05, 2012
are u stupidly mad?.......*question 1*
Jokes EtcRe: U And Waitin? (4 Only Wise Pple) by toygod2: 4:51am On Oct 05, 2012
me and mugun.o? Lai neva tongue
Jokes EtcRe: My Top 20 Jokers On Nairaland. by toygod2: 4:46am On Oct 05, 2012
are u trying to crack a joke? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Widow by toygod2: 4:43am On Oct 05, 2012
nawa for akpos.......we must execute him

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