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Jokes EtcRe: Akwa Ibom English by toygod2:
PretiEbony(f) .oh God! See my brother oo... I'm from ikot ekpe( ukpu mmiya clan)...in Mkpat Enin LG.
**Dancing KUKERE n ETIGHI togeda**.....itoroabasi,see my WIFE ,my sister o.iyan mi, abeg,when last u go home? cheesy wait, congrats on our new female deputy gov.!
Jokes EtcRe: Joke For My Ex Booqee by toygod2: 3:51am On Nov 06, 2012
YESSSSSSSSS **Mission successful**
Jokes EtcRe: Akwa Ibom English by toygod2: 9:33am On Nov 05, 2012
**looks right,looks left** Oh,im missin the love of home. IKOT-EBAK,a neighboring village 2 Ibekwe akpananya,situated in the heart of ibiaku clan community,wardII .Mkpat eninLG. *rolls eyes*.......hu no know am?
Jokes EtcRe: Akwa Ibom English by toygod2: 4:51am On Nov 05, 2012
Akwa-ibomites wara o. Infana ibaga.... We also pronounce with as WID.....i lie?
Jokes EtcRe: Joke For My Ex Booqee by toygod2: 4:26am On Nov 05, 2012
bin gbagbo(m) u dey craze! shey u no dey respect your parents. . . .. bush pig!! angry
I trust u,nw the one for ur wife- to- be?
Jokes EtcRe: If You Were To Be An Animal Which Would You Prefer? by toygod2: 4:17am On Nov 05, 2012
A toygodess......the finest&biggest creature grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 8:46pm On Nov 02, 2012
Okija juju
Jokes EtcRe: Joke For My Ex Booqee by toygod2: 5:50am On Oct 27, 2012
bin gbagbo(m): Ok, we don hear, cheewpid bush PIG!!!
Dat for ur Dada..............




still expecting the one for ur momma?
NYSCRe: Interesting Experiences Of Corpers Serving In Remote Villages by toygod2: 5:44am On Oct 27, 2012
Sleek05(f): Quote Post

@berekete86, wat village in enugu cuz I served in Enugu 2...so many ppl had nice experiences, mine was opposite. I served in one silly schl in ozzi Edem, nsukka, enugu state. My landlady 4one, a jobless old woman tot I was actin lyk d president's daughter. She made my life miserable, she complained abt everythn. Den she had a son or nephew dat wanted 2 toast a colleague, I found it so insultive...d ppl in d village were mean, no1 sends u if ure a corper or not, any lil brush my colleague gets in2, dey start claimin indigene...havin a motorbike was d in-thing. Evry1 includin females rode okada. Twas so surprising seein females (married ones and cute ladies) ridin bikes, even our teacher colleagues in school. Every1 beefed us, felt we were 2 young. Absolutely no respect 4us.... I'm so happy I finished there peacefully cuz I insulted some ppl and flogged some winchy students. All in all tis an experience I'l never 4get!
.................sorry sis, i really feel for you. Life itself ,is not a bed of roses bt thank God its over and now thing of the past. ALL THE BEST
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by toygod2: 5:12am On Oct 27, 2012
Pretiebony? No?


Is dat d name of a type of monkey species or cow species?
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 4:33am On Oct 27, 2012
Orangutang
FashionRe: Why Do Women Suffer With High Heel Shoes. These Are Scary And Crazy by toygod2: 9:38pm On Oct 26, 2012
wahala in disguise for ladies
NYSCRe: Congratulations To All NYSC 2011 Batch C Corps Members Passing OutToday by toygod2: 3:03am On Oct 26, 2012
i cant still believe ,NYSC days are over. ewwww
NYSCRe: Interesting Experiences Of Corpers Serving In Remote Villages by toygod2: 3:01am On Oct 26, 2012
Naijastomosis(m) I had to force myself to leave 22 weeks after the passing out parade.
.................haba,so u finally left ur village-girlfriend in that condition,when u knw fully well that she had 2months more to deliver
NYSCRe: Interesting Experiences Of Corpers Serving In Remote Villages by toygod2: 11:08pm On Oct 25, 2012
This thread reminds me of my NYSC days in the ''land of promise''


What an experience indeed.I was planning to share somtin like this too...............missed them after i left tho
EducationRe: Tell Us About Your Favourite Teacher. by toygod2: 10:52pm On Oct 25, 2012
salafiyy: Quote Post

MY BEST TEACHER IS MUHAMMAD THE SON OF ABDULLAH THE PROPHET OF ALLAH (GOD), i think he should be everyones teacher too
.......The living one or the dead one? huh


When pple are discussing serious mata here, u just came to show urself as a religious bigotry. .SMH....learn to talk man. Not all is a moslem
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Confession by toygod2: 9:50pm On Oct 25, 2012
Choi, grin grin ;DSimple and classical................
Jokes EtcRe: Joke For My Ex Booqee by toygod2: 9:40pm On Oct 25, 2012
bin gbagbo(m) ok we don hear now. . .cheeewppid bush pig!!!
Ur senior broda.


I SAY CHANGE UR STYLE
CultureRe: Funny/Silly Superstitious Beliefs You've Heard/Believe! by toygod2: 11:32pm On Oct 24, 2012
lols at post
Jokes EtcRe: Joke For My Ex Booqee by toygod2: 9:52pm On Oct 24, 2012
bin gbagbo(m)bush pig!!!
.........i don talk am bfo, and i go still talk am again. This boy's brain has been stereotyped .

Everybody knows you belong to the bush pig family. So, enoff of the announcement. ok. WEREY sad
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 9:49pm On Oct 24, 2012
porcupine
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 9:20am On Oct 24, 2012
Monitor Lizard
Jokes EtcRe: Joke For My Ex Booqee by toygod2: 9:18am On Oct 24, 2012
@OP, i can see dat,d damage done to ur brain cells are irreversible. Abeg,think of another gibberish from ur coconut-can head rather than BUSH PIG..........my 1buck advice
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 1:38am On Oct 24, 2012
GORILLA
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 12:45am On Oct 24, 2012
Duck-billed platypus cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: I Dont Love Him. But He Said He Heard From God by toygod2: 12:43am On Oct 24, 2012
Do u av a choice? or wanna regret ur action
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Being Pretty by toygod2: 12:02am On Oct 24, 2012
hearken
TV/MoviesRe: Ever Been Emotional While Watching A Movie? by toygod2: 12:00am On Oct 24, 2012
y nt.........im still living,so im bound to be
Jokes EtcRe: Use An Animal To Describe The Poster Above You by toygod2: 11:57pm On Oct 23, 2012
MOSQUITO
FamilyRe: Should Parents Apologise If They Punish Their Children Wrongly by toygod2: 11:55pm On Oct 23, 2012
Ofcourse yes, anyone could go wrong. Its no big deal os noone is perfect

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